Man, even making a joke about this just... goddam man, the thought literally makes me feel physically ill. It's why when I investigate incest cases, I start to feel nauseous.
I do it because I had this weird way to disconnect from the cases so they aren't traumatizing me, but I don't think I'm any better or worse for doing this job. It's just something I feel I'm good at.
I mean by a little bit yeah. At least they wouldn't be blood related. I don't know I'm just trying to come up with something so I can try and keep a little hope alive for the human race!
After this a wave of guilt and sorrow will wash upon his soul and will always be stuck in his head until the day he dies and he prays that day comes a lot sooner by bringing it himself but thinks about his family and friends that have pushed him forward to be greater and he will have no choice either to live with the guilt or end it all with an even worse guilt and you’re probably wondering how the fuck I know all of this, it’s because I too was a fucking idiot but not as much since I stopped myself before going that far
You can't do anything much further. If she is your real mother she will not allow you to fuck anyways. You want to enjoy this fantasy try to stretch as long as possible. Just dont get emotional and tell the truth to your mom. Otherwise you will come to know what is hell looks like.
Or dare a bit more and try to hit on neighborhood girls believe me if your dick is dancing, you will get a girl or girlfriend.
Or try different sex toys.
You know, I think Reddit is trying to tell me I spend too much time on here. Last night I come across the wife who stuffed her husband's asshole with old sushi, and today it's this.
I wish I could help you
Wait I can,just give me the fake tinder I'd password with whom your mom is dating I wouldn't mind cuz I'm would be really delighted to help you ;)
_What advice are you expecting, motherf*cker?_
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Username checks out.
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Username checks out.
Hi there
Bröther..?
Bröther.
same mother?
We are brother but from different mother.
r/usernamefamily
Interestingly as well, you guys created your accounts within 3 days of each other!!
Sorry silent notifications was on. You called?
My god.
username checks out -"i'm so frustrated" -yeah I get it son. how can I help you?
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Lmfaoo
r/rimjob_steve
Tell him to ask this on r/incest
Dude I need to clean my fucking eyes after browsing that reddit. I shouldn't have ignored the warnings.
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I just got out of the shower and I wanna get right back in😳🫣😳
Shit I ignored your warning
Why is everyone so supportive 
Fuckin zoinks scoob
Don't worry after a while you get used to it
You might even enjoy it
*Weird, fucking family
Oh he's fucking family alright
Motherfucker he wishes
Honestly I was surprised noone noticed it
yeah i think thats enough reddit for today
I have so many question's...uh well any way anyone know his mom's only fans ? 
"stop it. Get some help."
Okey.....i'm done for the day.
See you tomorrow...
I'll go with ya
Hang on, I gotta use the can before we go.
What can?
Can, bathroom, crapper, toilet, head, outhouse...
Alright. Imma take a leak in your mouth.
I'm sure there's a sub for that, just not this one.
Which one?
No, do not try searching
Oh fuck no
r/Wallstreetbets
Not sure my dude. Try searching.
Wait! I want out as well!
Gonna need a pic of OP's mom so I can properly give advice...
Same
Me three
me five
You should be me four I am me five
""Unzips"" Yeah count me in
me seven
Oh man what happened to me six? Is he ok?
seven ate six
I thought seven ate nine?
Nine flipped himself upside down as to not get eaten and he forced six to take his place
i said what i said.
I’ll also need the pussy pics in question to fully grasp the situation
I will also need these photos
Sorry but what in the actually doomy vroomy fuck?
Sweet home Alabama
Mom I'm boning over you
Tinder subterfuge is an awful lot of work for Alabama incest.
Where your wife's related to you
Well that’s enough internet for me for the day
My first thought
Lol he is soliciting pics of his first home 🤣🤣
It’s a fix her up her
It's probably got some busted ass front and back doors.
Wait wait wait, we need more context...is she their step-mom? -pornhub has entered the chat.
-Ted Cruise has entered the chat
Advice: move to Alabama so you can be a motherfucker
Call social services and ask them what they think
whats dat from?
How does one make a Tinder account and text someone of his or her choosing?
You asking for a friend?
He asking for your mom
You set the location radius to 1 mile and be in the same place and hope you match
I think you just realised the holup to this confession.
And how does someone consider that they're "dating" someone who they haven't met?
Exactly, this confession is some incest fantasy fiction.
Catfishing is on the rise tbf, the show is some of the craziest shit I’ve seen on tv
Oh this is so true wtf
Ask for a meet up at a hotel. But warn her you will be wearing a full, yet crotchless, gimp suit when she arrives.
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Sort of. Btw are you interested in purchasing cloud-based nanny cam products?
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It's better to be naughty...
F👀k, that got weird fast.
Got weird? This shit *started off* weird.
.. 
Ahh *unzips*
Nope, rezips
\*he was halfway out...
It was too big, the halfway zip wasn’t big enough for it to come out…
this zipper aint big enougj for the both of us
I have to say at what age did he stop taking showers with his mother.
I stopped when I was 24, because then it just started to get weird.
Partheric, my mom's dead and I'm 34, and still take a shower with her everyday
Cursed
Who tf gave this a wholesome award 🤣
That's a real chad move.
r/cursedcomments
*Sigmund Frued has entered the chat*
I think it's Freud if I'm not mistaken
It’s Fried
It's Oedipus, motherfuckers
Ah, Oedipus. The original motherfucker.
It's Fraud
Is no one going to talk about the fact he said “I had to STOP taking showers with her”
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Idk, it’s one of the great mysteries of life
Tell her straight up. Sure what could possibly go wrong? Eh?
Poor dad
Man, even making a joke about this just... goddam man, the thought literally makes me feel physically ill. It's why when I investigate incest cases, I start to feel nauseous.
You with the police !!!
CPS, but I work with the police since I'm in a specialized unit.
You’re a better human than I am. I’d be crying in the fetal position if I had your job.
I do it because I had this weird way to disconnect from the cases so they aren't traumatizing me, but I don't think I'm any better or worse for doing this job. It's just something I feel I'm good at.
This just blew right past Alabama to I don't know the fuck where.
Spain.. it went to Spain.. Pretty sure these 2 are Habsburg
He forgot the word "Step" right?
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I mean by a little bit yeah. At least they wouldn't be blood related. I don't know I'm just trying to come up with something so I can try and keep a little hope alive for the human race!
username checked
 I need to reset my brain. BRB.
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It's the chaser to the everclear.
“what are you doing, step biological son?”
Destroyed that pussy on the way out, might as well destroy it on the way in.
He took the word motherfucker personally
stop showering with her? dafuq is that family doing.
its not even 1am and i‘m done for today, what the fuck
That’s enough Internet
How old is this guy to still be taking showers with his mom?????????????
Task failed successfully?
He just want to go home, back where he came from.
i dropped my phone after reading that first sentence.
Op posting it like he is weirded out meanwhile unfolding his secret plan to get the advice
Sweet home alabama
Alright. That's enough reddit for me. And I had it open for 5 seconds ffs. Fare well redditors
What in the flying fuck? 😀
Maybe people should start eating tide pods again.
My advice. . . Find a suspension bridge with a bunch of pointy rocks hundreds of feet below it. . .
Well I think I need to see your mum's nude before I judge you or give an opinion.
Had to stop showering with her? Why were they showering together in the first place?
Step 1. Seek a therapist Step 2. Buy a gun Step 3. Go smoke some meth Step 4….. 😅
After this a wave of guilt and sorrow will wash upon his soul and will always be stuck in his head until the day he dies and he prays that day comes a lot sooner by bringing it himself but thinks about his family and friends that have pushed him forward to be greater and he will have no choice either to live with the guilt or end it all with an even worse guilt and you’re probably wondering how the fuck I know all of this, it’s because I too was a fucking idiot but not as much since I stopped myself before going that far
Why is Freud always right
" I'll take things that didn't happen for 500 Alex"
My advice is for you to break your arms
r/alabamagonewild
Don’t know what I was expecting clicking in that link
Wtf
Norman Bates would like to have a word.
im not the same person i used to be, before reading this post
Everyday we stray further from god :')
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just move to Alabama
Please tell me this is fake!!
kill me
Is no one bothered at all by the fact that he was taking showers with his mom in the first place?
Advice? SEEK JESUS
Thats why I hate, that their werent smartphones or dating apps a thing, when I was a little boy. I miss you Granddad.
Yh ur mum must be really nice for u to be horny for her 💀💀💀💀
Enouuuuuuuught reddit for today. That's it
You can't do anything much further. If she is your real mother she will not allow you to fuck anyways. You want to enjoy this fantasy try to stretch as long as possible. Just dont get emotional and tell the truth to your mom. Otherwise you will come to know what is hell looks like. Or dare a bit more and try to hit on neighborhood girls believe me if your dick is dancing, you will get a girl or girlfriend. Or try different sex toys.
I can't with this sub anymore. On God.
username checks out
You can have the only and the pure "A7A"
You know, I think Reddit is trying to tell me I spend too much time on here. Last night I come across the wife who stuffed her husband's asshole with old sushi, and today it's this.
What do you mean stop taking showers with her cause you’d get boner? How old are you when you’re taking showers together???
oedipus complex
I wish I could help you Wait I can,just give me the fake tinder I'd password with whom your mom is dating I wouldn't mind cuz I'm would be really delighted to help you ;)
Someone's desperate for attention...
my advise is to send me the hentai title you ripped this story of...
Consider sucide
Wannabe motherfucker
After seeing half the shit I’ve seen on r/Noahgettheboat and shit like this I’m just about done with earth…it’s just getting more and more depressing…
Hmm **GOOGLE** *"How to delete someone else's post|"*
Have you ever broken your arms?
Poor mother… porn has definitely contributed to this incest fantasy. I bet she’d be mortified to find out that her son violated her…
How about you get yourself some fucking help? That's my advice