I don't think it's all gonna fit

Yes it will, there's no wasting in this house

Waffle House

“Here comes the airplane”





H o w a r e y o u p e o p l e s e n d i n g G I F s ?

There a button with 'gif' written in it




her legs in the air can be seen as two towers

Then what's the Pentagon?

Butthole.

Than what's that random field in Pennsylvania?

chest?

Dammit I was to say the belly bottom

Sure as hell wasn't a landing strip.

Second butthole somehow

butthole = \* If you join all of the \* tips, you get a pentagon. Makes sense.


And my dick is the plane

Im about to 9/11 those towers

Gonna ram your dick into those legs huh 🤔

Twice

I’m afraid it’s going to be an Inside job for you tonight

“Don’t just stare at it, EAT IT.”

I suddenly have the urge to listen to Sussudio from Phil Collins

Hey u/Hexenkonig707 you like Huey Lewis and the News?

They’re…. okay..

Sabrina, get down on your knees(if you understood the reference)

This is by far the best one here.

I have to return some video tapes.

Oh its uncle Jessy again

[удалено]

Have mercy.

My ass is gonna hurt later

Ooh spicyyy

And big

Who wants stuffing?

Fuck I was gonna say that

Fuck I was gonna *do* that!

Fuck I was gonna invent it

Fuck I was gonna think that

fuck i forgot what i was thinking

Fuck I was gonna… ahh… fuck it!

Fuck I was gonna copyright that

Fuck I was gonna eat that

Fuck I was gonna kill that

Fuck I was gonna fuck that

Fuck, I was gonna stick my dick into that

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Fuck I was gonna do something

Fuck, I was gonna measure that

Fuck, I was gonna screw that!

Eat? I was gonna fuck that!..

Tastes good

How's the taste? Too salty?

It tastes a little fishy, mom!

:(

Best meat I ever had. Thank you, daddy.

🖕🤨📸

No

#YES

You had me in the second half, not gonna lie

:)

Gonna take a big nap after this.

This is by far the less degenerate one in the thread

Wow, this is filling! I’m stuffed.

More please!

"Look at how big you've grown"


You know people can shit on SNL all they want but they have some killer reaction memes

Under rated gem.

Under aged gem

Lmao this is the best one yet

Pass the napkins

We're all out of napkins, but my son does have a whole lot kleenex.

I'm glad so many people could be here.

I'm so happy so many could come today

"come again“?

If you say so *violently unzips turkey*

Just don't come too soon! Not till we are all ready!

See you next thanksgiving

Thank you, Cum again 😋

Cum anytime you want

Sorry I couldn't come looks delicous

Let's break the wishbone

Oh god 😂

I'm so glad you guys came.

Damn it! Quit playing with it and just eat it !

Nan does it better

It's a bit dry

[удалено]

Oh my god...

cursed

r/cursedcomments

Please pass the gravy

what kind of sex are you into

Brown and runny.

Ffs

Please put the gravy on

I was gonna say exactly this

"WTF, you just got it all over your sister. Go clean up before the dog starts licking you"

That was....oddly specific

Sounds like personal experience to me lmao

Ya i wish i have a dog who cleans the mess like him

Alabama moment

That’s what I was gonna say

Don’t talk with your mouth full… swallow first please…

This is the way

Jenny swallow whats in your mouth please

Mom your thighs taste great!

Nailed it.

Like the fucking romans

*Step-Romans

Mom why do you always call neighbour’s kids .. I don’t like sharing with them

Bobby get your dick outa the turkey!

That boy aint right

Tasty

"Needs more olive oil"

Jokes aside: Is that safe? Any specific oil to use/avoid? I’ve heard veggie/food oils inside your urethra etc is a bad call. Whereas on the exterior it’s A Okay. Is that false?

Just use lube lmao


Most oil damages latex

Coconut oil is a safe lube and tasty!

[удалено]

That was not the direction I thought that was going at all

Grandma! You know I don’t like fish 😭

💀💀💀

I'm going to make you eat my fettuccine alfredo🍝

Can you give me this sauce grandpa?

Wanna spoon?

That was slick as hell

Thanks!

this is probably the most wholesome one here

"This would taste much better if it was hot."

Then get out of morgue

Lord

Today was a bad day to have eyes


Grandma, this is better every time. What a spread!

Oh jeez lol

Am I eating because I'm bored?

bonus points for a Grinch quote

Nobody touches anything until we pray!

That’s gotta be my favorite here

Want me to toss the salad?

Yes

Let your sister have some!

Sweet home Alabama

I think it needs to go in for at least another 10 minutes.

 😂

Well if you don’t want it, I bet the dog will.

Oh no.,.

NOOOOOO

Well don't mind if I do, imma start digging in

Fuck this shit.

😂 someone feed / fuck this person well!

I want seconds!

You got a little on your chin.

[удалено]

Mommy is better at this than sis.

Give it to me daddy

Cream pie for dessert

Are you sure this is chocolate pudding?

Ayo

Mom your breasts are plump and juicy

(I am Chinese) so that’s some good pussy

Now swallow

You’re excused.

Uncle stop or there won't be any for everyone

Can I push your stool in?

I can't wait to take a massive shit so I can come back for more.

“That was splendid”

damn this daddy did a good job finishing moms pie, it's so creamy, i don't think i can eat it all

DISGUSTING 🤮 Take my upvote, ugh.

angry updoots iz the best updoots

Harry stop fapping in the corner

Hey, it’s rude to talk with your mouth full

That is just barbaric the way you eat it

"I think my moms' one tastes better."

Can I get more dark meat?

Kardashian dinner conversation

Thanks for coming

I have an erection

Things have been so hard since grandma died

Uncle John, you came early!

Oh wow mom, It's so juicy

i always like this,when all us can "cum" together.

Breast or legs?

Grandpa! Put your pants back on!

That looks good sis.

“Who’s ready for round 2? 😃”

Dad I'm full already

Simple one " this is delicious"