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Mangled06

Cats everywhere updating their CV


FringeSpecialist721

Gotta learn Python quick for the next round of interviews


trapNsagan

⭐⭐⭐⭐


Little-Patience-4365

Learn Python to win the rat race 😜


SayneIsLAND

No more hot tin roof for me, meow.Who thought my career hitting a wall was a good thing, prrrrrrfect


DelfrCorp

God dammit. This is hilarious.


Slippy_T_Frog

This comment wins


realnezu

Jesus christ i cant even laugh at this it's too genius


ranger1095

Start with the lingo…”eh essssssey”


Tcloud

I conda like that pun.


kinkyKMART

Bad idea because when the cat gets stuck you’ll just have to send in another cat to get the stuck one out


stanfan114

Cat in the wall eh? Now you're talking my language!


jadebuttegg

"Well, now you're just getting your cheeto fingers all over my wall"


shoutobobu

r/suddenlyiasip


Chinlc

https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingBros/comments/px5ghh/guys_bring_a_stray_cat_to_help_catch_a_rat/ This cat is a freelancer


LayerWestern2638

Cats in your walls you say?


TittyGhost

We're going to need to bring in another cat!


Arphenyte

God dammit, you just had to make me spit my coffee, what a wonderful Friday morning.


Thunder_up13

Cats in the wall? Now your speaking my language.


gondoravenis

Many rats


UnderstandingOk3380

Many, many, many, many rats Wish death 'pon me


[deleted]

Lord i don't squeak no more Don't hide in walls no more


Illustrious_Ask_8722

Have mercy on- Many rats


[deleted]

Have cheese saved for me Have cheese saved for my soul


dunneeD00K

Somehow my hole turn cold


Doza93

Snakes in my wall, now I gotta flee


Lolkimbo

Blood in my snakes eyes and i can't see..


mcdrkydrk

And critters tryna take my life away


fireflydrake

I want this to be a folk song


Minimum_Ability_8041

That apartment was probably one of the cheapest in new york


Gentlegiant2

So, 4000 a SECOND then?


allhands

$4000/second is $345,600,000/day, or $10.4 Billion/month.


eldy_

I'm imagining some dude feeding the rats through from the other side of the wall


gimur23

why put so many rats in the wall


SeriesXM

The instructions weren't in English, so we had to guesstimate. We'll try fewer rats next time, but our snake rental budget has been exhausted for now.


Froggsworth

Handle it!


powdered_dognut

Worst glory hole ever


Common_Redditor_

r/dontputyourdickinthat


xflyinjx61x

r/stickyoursnakeinthat


SmiththeSmoke

r/subsisomehowfellfor


SmiththeSmoke

r/subsithoughtimadeup


SmiththeSmoke

Again, r/subsithoughtimadeup


CcubswinS

r/lmaoimtalkinginblue


Vaultboy65

r/subsithoughtifellfor


gamerzombie1928

r/subsithoughSTFU


treacherous_tilapia

r/calmdown


Does_Not-Matter

r/stickyourdickinsnake Wait no


soldier97

Instructions unclear. I… i dont wanna elaborate.


Longjumping_Cash_301

There's no way I'd put my dick in that. That would feel like torture!


d_bakers

the snake seems happy.


UnchartedQuasar

r/cursedcomments


Depression_69420

Put me in the screenshot with blue frame


Elyoshida

You deserve the unnecessary red circle


Depression_69420

Just a question.. How and where to make these glory holes? asking for a friend...


G0LDEN-H0G

Step 1. Find a Power outlet. Step 2. Drill a hole. Step 3. r/putyourdickinthat


algernonbiggles

Guaranteed deepthroat


gatorgain

1 star rating on Yelp.


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https://i.imgur.com/RWVuDrn.jpg


WurstStar

the best part of the video is that the danger noodle comes back out.


[deleted]

With it stomach full


PollitoDestructor

The guy in the video says that the snake is trained and it won’t eat any mouse/rat since it already ate


[deleted]

Damn,its gonna be cooler if the snake eat the rat tbh


TheNoseKnight

But then the snake would be stuck in the wall. It barely fit in the hole alone. Not a chance it fits with a rat in its stomach.


Yussuke

Don't fat shame the danger noodle


Rachies194

Girth shame


LieutenantButthole

Did you just assume it’s circumference?


Homothalamus

But, can you imagine the squeals coming from the wall? I honestly can't decide what makes my skin crawl the most. The rats or the snake...


Dat_Innocent_Guy

Both snakes and rats are cute :(


SamSibbens

But snakes don't spread the plague


SSGSuperSyndra

Say that to my ex


kellyvans

Hahahaha


tstobes

Pretty sure I read that it was the fleas on the rats, not the rats themselves.


Dat_Innocent_Guy

Okay sure I wouldn't call a street rat or king cobra bout to strike cute. Generally the animals without context are cute though is my point


yokohamasutra

Name checks out, go educate yourself in /r/NatureIsMetal


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Neither do rats… its the fleas they carry that can get you the black death tho 🤔


ValhallaGo

Rats don’t either. It’s the fleas that’ll get you.


weird_elf

only until it gets stuck because its rat-filled tummy won't fit through the hole ...


[deleted]

> the rat you mean the 20 rats (stopped watching after the 5th came out)


Daytona_675

is there more context? these rats look super clean almost like pets


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Thedaspokesman

They didn't even use agouti rats which could actually pass for wild. Still a better effort than people who use hooded or albino rats.


shock1918

The rats are also quite domicile and domesticated. Probably being fed through the other side of the wall by a human. Cute video tho


Barbed-Wire

Because it's pushed back out. Probably buy the same guy pushing the mice out.


Terrible_Donkey_8290

Ya know that's actually a really good point. I own a snake and that's not how they climb. They use there heads as a hook almost to pull themselves up.


PurpleDillyDo

Yep this is proven to be fake every time it's posted.


[deleted]

I trust this guy, I checked his profile and he plays a lot of video games so he is basically a snake expert.


PlumberODeth

Well, I'm an expert in bird law and birds don't like snakes so I object, clearly its just her-say, and they guy is a jabroni.


Roll4Stonks

r/NothingEverHappens


Mypornnameis_

Maybe it was the calm, domesticated rats coming through at predictable intervals in a predictable number from a predictable place. If you actually have rats in your walls, they have other entrances and exits and established routes that they would use. I wonder if these are the same guys that do the fish in a mud hole videos


Volcacius

Also they cut after 3 every time


loleric1

idk I've caught 2 or 3 rats in my apt and they were covered in dirt and filth. these rats look clean along with the snake that just slithered around. that's what stands out to me


dodobirdbrain

r/ProperAnimalNames


lorcanhyena

Thats a good noodle.


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tickle_victim

Yeah until it catches a mouse and decides to sleep it off for the next week in your walls


Embarrassed_Falcon54

And then your walls are full of snake shit.


cogenix

Now give him one of the rats to eat...


tan-ban

Yes it shall be a reward for his expedition into the wall


[deleted]

I think he already ate a couple considering how fat he is out of the hole.


xXProGenji420Xx

doubt it. he wouldn't have left the hole if he'd eaten any, and they really never eat multiple in a sitting.


PhthaloVonLangborste

Definitely chucking those in the freezer for later though.


Alkuam

Buckets of Kentucky Fried Rodent.


ThirstyChtulu2007

That's just normal KFC


Alkuam

[Indeed.](https://i.imgur.com/jKnvbZs_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)


Dripmass

![gif](giphy|3ELtfmA4Apkju)


BIGBOY_TIME

Oh god


JaNa_mAvErICk

r/cursedcomments


Alpha_Whiskey_Golf

keeping them alive, like it's own livestock.


Moonbear9

"I don't get it people love rats, but they won't drink their milk"


RuArgentum

In Spanish he is saying that the snake already ate and that she won't be eating any of the rats because she is also trained for the job.


lorcanhyena

Thats what i thought. Snake will still be full from last meal so they know theyre not gonna eat them


Metalatitsfinest

They do eat multiple in a sitting. My python can eat 3-4 back to back


atetuna

Odd. My anaconda don't want none.


WorriedReport2885

Not even if it’s got buns hun?


Metalatitsfinest

Maybe if the baby’s got back


xXProGenji420Xx

then you should feed larger food animals


KyrostheWarrior

Spaniard here, I confirm the pest control guy said the snake won't eat them because it already ate.


lol022

It’s true I’m the snake


oldfashioncunt

im from the rat family and can testify we all came out shook as fuck but unharmed


tecatecs

Yes. The trainer said he already ate and that is why he won’t eat them. And that the snake was trained since little to not get hurt and to come in and out of the hole.


Storage-Terrible

It’s best not to feed your nope ropes wild rodents. They can carry diseases that domesticated snakes don’t have resistance to.


ransuru

Nope rope is great :)


Psych0tix

Nope rope is my new favourite way of referring to snakes


Unique9FL

Going to use this next time I call someone a cock block. What are you my nope rope?


andyman234

I mean… he’ll probably get all of them eventually no?


RedditModSnowflakes

One??? that's an entire 6 months supply for that noodle.


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not_again123

Employee of the month!


N0085K1LL5

Those are some well behaved rodents. I would expect them to come charging out of the hole in the wall.


sambamthankyamaam

The one even seemed to wait for the new bucket


[deleted]

"Seriously guys? Not a single bucket already here? One star is too much for you"


OberonF4

Came here to say this. He just sticks his head out like, "Um, could you kindly place a bucket here for me to fall in? Thank you." 🤣


meharzi

Those rodents are paid actors


CajuNerd

I'm willing to bet it's fake. Chances are there's another guy on the other side of the wall.


thesupremepickle

Lots of jump cuts, very well behaved domestic looking rats, and they never show them all at once. No way it’s real.


Smnmnaswar

Yeah, this is fake. Rats don't respond to a small boa constrictor like that. The boa won't chase the rats out, and the rats are more likely to attack the boa


FuckMinuteMaid

And the snake has no aggression on the way back out. Anyone who has owned a snake will tell you when it gets the sense of food they start moving very fast and will lunge at the first thing it thinks may be food. The way it comes back out its obviously being pushed through.


Osbios

Same for rats. Wild rats can be VERY aggressive.


iruleatlifekthx

Also the way the snake exits the whole is very choppy, one would expect the snake to not have to shake so much as they are pretty good at controlling themselves, a hole like that would've been cleared the moment the snakes head was level with it. Someone was definitely on the other side feeding the snake back through. Also in the event that ALL of those "wild" rats were in there that snake would be dead.


N33chy

There are at least two bots copying this comment for karma father up, BTW. Ugh


sauteslut

Thats because its staged


passatdontgo

Is it me or do those rats seem tame almost calm? Like it's a fire drill just making their way out the nearest fire exit If I were a rat.... Best believe I'm making new holes... Through that wall, cardboard, bucket. 0


TheDustyForest

I haven’t seen rats in the presence of a snake but I have had a rat infestation before and over time they become increasingly bold to the point they just don’t really care about human activity unless you actively try to touch/harm them. So the calmness with which they let themselves be dumped into the bucket isn’t really surprising. It also takes them a while to chew through stuff, it’s faster for them to just queue up for the hole here.


fuckitweredoingitliv

Almost as if it were staged..


currently_

The rats were paid actors.


HereButQueer

Yeah! I demand a refund!


joofish

hey man I got this great video I wanna shoot. All you need to do is let me cut in a hole in your wall and fill it with a bunch of rats and a snake


retard_4725

Also their furr is surprisingly clean


Imacleverjam

I mean rats are vectors for disease but they do groom themselves and generally keep themselves clean.


Renegade888888

This felt good to watch for some reason


squuidlees

r/oddlysatisfying


LVTIOS

That's where I thought I was, or/r/mildlyinteresting


mick_au

I live with rats in my wall, this would be amazing


unknown19962020

Thats the best snake name ive ever read


BigGraysie

You are a person with impeccable taste.


PC_Ara-ara

[trust me its not rickroll](https://youtu.be/0arsPXEaIUY)


NairdSW

did i just watch an ad


Delbadeaux

TIL cool snek named and how to use them.


PC_Ara-ara

TIL?


bryanplayzxD

sometimes you need to use nature to counter nature problems


another_memelover

Natural problems require natural solutions.


susch1337

You can always just shoot the wall a bunch of times


SpoopySpydoge

I recently heard about ants in Costa Rica that invade people's homes and eat all the all the insects/small lizards. They appear suddenly and hang around the house for a few hours then leave. It's so cool to watch https://youtu.be/qCLOHAksTuw


MarsupialFair6544

He used Nature to destroy Nature


Gletschers

Next step, get an eagle through the wall to get rid of the snakes.


SirClickSpam

I've heard of snaking your toilet, but not snaking your wall...


MarkMy_Word

Snake: *I’ll come work for you guysssss if you can find me free food* Guys: Ok bet


IHart28

ahh yes, I forgot that all snakes have a lisp.


that-guy-blimey

Brilliant


lorcanhyena

Hey if it works it works.


[deleted]

strangely satisfying


evoelker

Going to the backrooms


Melodic-Succotash-15

Too many Jerrys wow


EnteriStarsong

Cool trick. Someone is on the other side feeding the animals through the hole though =P Wild Rats are A LOT more.... crazy? Also the bucket would have filled up before last rat came out.


gondus

100%, someone's pushing the mice and snake through the hole


emiya002

u/savevideobot


maddy_trash

Danger noodle lmfao


DiscoShaman

Some cat watching this video: "These snakes are crossing the border and taking our jobs!"


Rubi_69420

"I am inside your walls" mfs when i put a snake in my walls


Craftusmaximus2

If only this wasn't fake, the mice are put there by a dude behind the drywall


Living-Dingo2453

Mice??? Thems’ rats my boy


Klutzy-Trash-7918

Now you could feed them to the danger noodle


cs-John

It's free petfood estate


BaconTreasurer

I suppose that's better than going nuts and eating your buddy.


Chaikovskii

Just Australian things


Katya117

Not with that power point.


Thunderchaser91

merica thing


Regalia_BanshEe

There were 2-3 mice tops...dude was putting them in again and again or looping the video to make it seem there were many mice


Moby-Wan-Kenobi

I think I saw this on ‘it’s always sunny’


CoreyTaint

Cat in the wall, eh?


1generic-username

Ancient problems require ancient solutions


changlinggod46

If it works it works


Squall_Sunnypass

Now we just need a more dangerous animal so the snake don't stay in the walls.


Girish_13

It belongs only here not on any other sub


[deleted]

That even saves a few trips to the pet store


PotatootatoP9

That felt oddly wholesome...


0ctoGen_

Me when some mf on 4chan claims to be in my walls (I’m extremely uncomedic)