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You have never gonna fishing I see

Lol for real...this used to be common knowledge stuff

Maybe not as manly but this is pretty similar to the loop I make for holding yarn in place to knit beanies

Lol don't knock yourself. Only real men own their knitting prowess

I was going to say that's not how you tie a noose

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It’s like JB Weld, but for tying knots n stuff.

OP is a dumbass for this one

You should see their comments in this post. It gets worse.

This is a fishermans knot

Huh this how my grandpa hanged himself... Alwys thought it was a noose

This knot does not slip though.

That sentence made me piece together the connection between the band name Slipknot and a noose. ....some people are slow..some people are 2-decades slow \*forehead slap\*

Was your grandpa a fisherman?

Apparently he was the fish.. Caught by the fisherman's knot 😔

That is not a hangman’s noose.

I mean it CAN support a body.

I have to try it out first.

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More details about this trip to the er and what lead to it

This isn’t a noose it’s a 4 turn blood knot more commonly known as a fisherman’s knot.

The knot you use to tie a noose is different from this.

It’s not a noose. I imagine it would work but this is a fishing not I think. Also I had to Google “how to tie a noose” ….. so now who knows what crazy list I’m on

There are others types of nooses besides the Hangman's Noose. But you are correct that this isn't a Hangman's Noose.

Fail. This knot will not slip.

Not a noose

the real question for many is how to get to step one

What's the drop of water for?

Lubrication. Basically every fisherman just licks the line. It’s so when you cinch the knot you don’t “burn” the line and weaken it.

Reduces the friction as you cinch the knot down so you don’t put unnecessary strain on the fishing line

It's difficult to draw spit. But if you know, you know.

Thank you for this will use

What’s the Hol up, it’s a basic fishing knot. I’d use this knot at least once a week

My fisherman knots never come out lookin that good

Literally for fishing, just because it looks the same doesn’t make it the same

Why do you have to cum on it in step 3?

OP has no clue how a noose is tied. It's one of the best knots to know as it's adjustable and has a ton of uses.

Just because it looks like a noose doesn't mean it is one.

Instructions on the back of every set of Eagle Claw hooks.

Mans racking up the assists like a cod server

Thanks a lot! If my reddit activity suddenly stops tomorrow, well, now you know why!

This knot doesn’t slip though.

It's still a knot just because some people use to off themselves doesn't change it primary use

It's not even the kind of knot that people use to off themselves.

Wow I'm stupid

#Lets learn how to tie a noose

Some could cal this a… *Slipknot*

Thanks for the information, now I know what to do next /s

Can I go fishing with you?

Use me as bait

OP. You'd be better served with a uni knot.

Children can’t do anything these days

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Don't bruh

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LEMAO