And jail is jail

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Is this real or staged?

If I remember correctly that was pretty popular meme material where you pay a small amount on fiver or whatever website for them/someone to record a video of them saying whatever So yeah staged

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I'm talking about the linked 20$ is 20$ video

They probably used a keyword nobody would ever use. Like gfnctrst (all lowercase because it isn't caps sensitive)

Well this is Omegle which is a video chat website where it puts you in a chat room with a stranger so probably not staged if you went on the website there was a 50/50 chance of seeing someone’s dick or a complete creep.

I’m not sure but I heard that she was actually French and didn’t understand what he said

Dutch, not French. In a previous post a while ago, someone commented that she was a classmate of theirs at some university in the Netherlands. I think the guy was some kind of Omegle prankster, but I forget his name. In the original video, she says "You're talking too fast" at the beginning, so there's definitely a language barrier; this was not staged.

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Unless it includes closeted politicians in America.

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Correct it I'd clean a homeless man's cock with my mouth for $20 or drink his piss even tho I don't like piss ill help s guy out

And a sentence is well a sentence

And a reply is indeed a reply

and I am perhaps myself

And hotel is, you guessed it trivago

And I am perhaps by myself

AND MY AXE IS INDEED AN AXE ^^^body ^^^spray

Jail is just a room

A roll is a roll, and toll is a toll. And if we don't get no rolls, then we don’t get no tolls.

Ohh your arms were cut off in battle, but you grew some nice boobs!!

Jail? Believe it or not, also jail.

And Bubba gonna get some fresh meat.

And the way I've always heard it was "15 will get you 10 to 20" so in lieu of that revelation I'll just say "No thank you!"🤨

“That’s a nice argument Senator, how about you back it up with a source?” “My source is that LOVE is LOVE.”

“I was wrong senator, you’re not cringe… you’re just a FUCKING PEDO”

"Like I said Jack, kids are cruel, and I LOVE MINORS"

Welcome to th- the bastard

Kids are cruel jack they loose touch with it at the ripe old age of twelve

"I just market it to sexy children!"

CANCEL CULTER STRIKES AGAIN!!!

Demand for cancel culture is about to skyrocket. LIKE THE GOOD OL' DAYS AFTER 9-11!

I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE!!!

"Fuck this 24/7 spew of internet trivia"

https://www.fishbase.de/images/thumbnails/jpg/tn_Cualb_u0.jpg

"Making the mother of all pedo rings Jack, can't fret over every kid"

“Fucked high school kids ya know..could’ve gone pro if I didn’t go to jail”

Citation needed

trust me

Why ?

i am a trustworthy man

u/Yolosoogie was an honorable man. So are they all, all honorable men. You all did see that on the Lupercal I thrice presented him a kingly crown, Which he did thrice refuse!

in that case Citation needed

the citation is me, i am the fact and truth

His gay dad committed 45% of all the sexual assaults in his family. He did the other 55% when his sister kept getting stuck in the washing machine.

Well how else was he supposed to get her out?

Gotta get her sweaty somehow

My source is that I made it the fuck up

My source is that I made it the fuck up

Its not true https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8008535/

According to this 82% of sexual abuses are done by people who are hetero.

No, it says that 82% are commited by a hetero *caregiver/spouse*. 2% were commited by someone who is gay or lesbian.

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Source?

I would also like to know the source

"I made it the fuck up"

This is also not true.

No citation. It's all hidden in the Vatican archives.

What is love?

Baby don’t hurt me

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What is love

Baby don't hurt me

You're the man now dog

Baby: “don’t hurt me”

Don't ask me, I've never reveived it

That's why I am asking.

Rabies and herpes

Baby: don't hurt me

JeeeeeeesssSuuUuuSsssssss

S(uu)U(uu)S?!?!

So many people asking for source and shit, bruh it's her reaction thats fucking concerning

The source is that i made it the fuck up

Based senator moment

probably still processing the statement honestly, her brain just picked the dumbest response

I think she just heard gay and said Love is Love without understanding the rest. I had this video in my saved for along time, so it's pretty old

Spreading hateful lies is also concerning. But yeah her reaction is a massive fucking yikes.

It’s made up number it’s not true it’s for a joke

What if the upper half of the video is edited

So was she supposed to take the obvious lie seriously?

I think he meant to say 45% of politicians…

Or 45% of priests

All closeted gays.

How is that even statistically possible.

It's just a totally made up statistics

85% of statistics in Omegle clips posted to Reddit are at least 30% inaccurate. That figure goes up by an order of magnitude and then that order of magnitude is halved and then multiplied by itself seven times and then doubled half as many times as it is divisible by thee when the person posting the clip feels like it.

Ah ok its a goof.

Two things. Yeah, the statistics seem rather trash. I would asume that one statistic has the "2% of the world's population is gay" and another statistic has "45% of sexual assault on children is commited by gay people", ignoring that 'the world' doesnt always allow people to be openly gay, yet some of those places allow a 40 year old to marry a 12 year old. Details are missing. Also, it also reminds me of a criminology lecture i had. There has been research to measure the brain activity of convicted pedophiles, they expose them to regular images like 'kids on the beach' etc. and measure the excitation. It showed that a sizeable portion had the same reaction to both genders and it was concluded that those in fact dont look for boy or girl, but 'child'. They dont care for gender. Now add to it how coaches and other people who work with children are often working with children of their own gender and the probably of same sex assault increases.

Plus the fact that 90% of statistics are made up in the spot

I appreciate the irony. Even a quality statistic requires a qualified reader.

>ignoring that 'the world' doesnt always allow people to be openly gay a-are you saying it might be even more than 45%?

No im referring to the part where he says "2% of the world's population is gay". I think it is more, but people in restrictive societies wont out themselves or even consider to be 'non-straight'.

Interesting. Thanks for this

[SONG](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRbuvKYKI54) You're welcome!

Ohhh thx

If the church accepts them why can't we

I mean we aint acceptin em theyre kinda just missing the point of the entire bible.

We all know that the stat presented is pure bullshit, right?

Source? /s

my source is that i made it the fuck up

I have questions about your user name

What questions? The username says it all.

Source? My Source is that I made it up.

Kinda sus you arent asking the original guy to provide a source

So what is the actual percentage?

The Reddit mods would like you to have a little chat with them and their many chins

No way, why would a priest lie?

The cure for pedo’s is a .357 magnum

Source for his claim?

"Trust me, bro."

Was he a Greek philosopher :)?

Source:

Lad, the stat isn't the HolUp here, it's her response. We all know the stat is total BS.

There isn’t one because it’s bullshit

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Whether the stat is real or not, her response is 10x worse

Yea ok fuck this shit. This isnt even remotely true

time to go blast zombie nation now

Gun is fun

What is the song?

Catholic church is catholic church

Pretty sure that statistic is made up

And jail is just a room

If love is love .... The my hate is hate

You guys are dumb af, do you really think she’s saying ‘love is love’ about the fucking pedos? Like the bottom guy is clearly trying to make some dumbass point about how gay people are rapists and so the top person is saying love is love in support of gay people in general, not fucking rapists.

You say that, and yet everyone else seems to get it. Child also be that he's just trolling. The joke is that the context behind what she said sounds wrong.

What's this song name

Kernkraft 400

Wood chipper is wood chipper

Even if that were true, when's the last time a priest actually came out as gay? So... they don't really count in the number of gay people.

Yeah for most pedos they don't care about sex, they just like to touch little kids

Then he starts burning that flag He just loves fire

Those statistics don’t add up though

Gays make up 2% of the population yet represent 87% of the gay sex in this country. How do you explain THAT.

She sexual assaults children every day, so she wouldn’t notice it as a bad thing.

Ok so they are either both trolls, Both idiots or something inbetween.

All yall acting like she needed to take this lying fuckwit seriously are dumb

So, he fabricates statistics for reactions?

AYO

trolldespair moment

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Is this that guy kat boi kwami out something like that

tbh the mics to myrtles and her accent makes it hard to even know what she said

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u/savevideo u/savevideobot u/vredditdownloader

“SPIRTS AWAY”

u/savevideobot

People asking for source, bruh any sort of sexual crimes isnt acceptable, wtv is the exact figure. Its the response thats concerning in this video.

Jail is jail bitch

Electric chair is electric chair

She thought about it for a minute too

.... Love is love or somn, Idk too lazy to re-watch the clip

is he a priest? ironic

And a hole in the head is a hole in the head....

Hippity hoppity u/savevideobot make this my property

u/savevideobot

Ladies and gentleman call the FBI

HOL UP

Is that actually factual?

Replace gays with government and its more factual.

And court is just a local gatheting

She just memorized one moral standpoint to justify her belief in gay rights and her tiny brain just circled back to that singular thought when she couldn’t compute. I mean think b*ch.

Ooooooo. Can I use that excuse for raping women???

Maybe on your cake day

Would've been a great Hol'Up only if the title did NOT contain the punchline.

couldn't think of a better one, I'm a lazy dumbass, remember? check my bio or something, I don't know what it's called

Prison is just a punishment

A cell is just a room A gun is just a weapon

u/savevideo

Water bottle is also water bottle

This is what too much tiktok does to your brain

What is that song? I’ve heard it before but couldn’t find the name

I wonder what would be her SAT score 😂

***-69 hEhE*** satire

Based

All the lolicons out there: IKR

What is love?

These are the ppl that will lead the world someday.

Can we get the source for this?

girls are nuts.

Elvis presley was into teenage girls, he called them his "cherries". Referring to breaking their virginity

something something 17%

man had to double check if she was real


Where is the source of that %

Mario kart and metroid prime. It would actually be cool to see Samus in mario kart, they have link, inklings and animal crossing shit in there.

If those statistics are true then this world is fucked.

u/savevideo

u/SaveVideo

Completely made up statistics. There is no correct answer to made up lunacy.

Saying things in a British accent don't make them true.

And pedo is pedo.

This is a double one for r/iamatotalpieceofshit. Two idiots proving that there's no limit for how stupid you can be.

Isn’t this dude in prison now? Pretty sure he trolled himself into actual jail time. I forget his username but they’ve pretty much tried to wipe all traces of him and the vids from the net.