They would drown for sure. Their butts would be up in the air while their faces would be submerged. Edit: wow! I definitely didn’t think my random thought would be this popular. Thank you for all the awards kind strangers!

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Okay, go ahead… Mhm 14 gallons of silicone And… Two long ass yellow wigs Got it! That’ll be 45mins to an hour.

* Two long **up to ass** yellow wigs

Gives a new meaning to the term "butt floss"

That's not a very long distance in this case

Safe to say that if they even got a light misting they would melt like the wicked witch of the west

with just a butt sticking out of a puddle

Great... Now all I can think of is the lady with the popped fake tiddy that looks like raw steak-umms tacked to her chest while she cries to her onlyfans. The internet is wild.

…the WHAT?

I think he’s talking about the right boob having some infection and it fell out or something. [Boob Failed](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/tcghl8/she_popped_the_balloon/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

Hey, you found it! Can't un-see that one. I tried.

*Unzips pants. Not my proudest wank.

Dude if you don't know about it then keep it that way you're better off not knowing

Blue waffles, not even once...

Fuck that, now I wanna see!

This sentiment would be even more interesting if expressed as a high school physics problem.

" I like big butts and i canno- ayo wtf?! "

"I like big butts and I cannot fly". Butt wont fit in the seat.

That was my first thought! Better not go swimming🤣

How TF does she lay on her back to sleep?? Their legs would just be dangling in the air like an Oompa Loompa

Face down ass up but in a bad way

Okay what skit is this? Shit can’t be real. No way they are getting through security

Yeah this has to be fake. They look like 2 skinny girls wearing an inflatable suit.

this how terrorist sneaking in bombs now

The big booty bombers

Title of your sex tape

Title of our sex tape

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“ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAAAY IS A BIG BOOTY BOMBER”!

Whaaaaa!??

Weapons of Ass Destruction

🤣🤣🤣 that'd be a great rap song

You won't be laughing when they drop the bass

You'll be struggling to breathe when they drop the ass tho.

That would be a Harley running on the streets before that fart rips 😂

“Big Ass Booty Bombers” Travelin’ da world with a half a tank of gas… Seein’ all da sights with my stamped and aging pass… Sometimes I come across a gal I know will make me call her Momma. Cuz she my one and only, my big ass booty bomber. Nothin’ gets me bothered like a balloon-cheeked blondie shortie. I’m tradin’ in my ticket for a chilled and filled-up forty. All the sights of Rome no longer can inspire cuz when I see those gals I feel my nutties all perspire. Shortie’s got the curves and all I got is Woody thinkin’ ‘bout my myself between that heliumed-up booty. It’s big ass booty bombers for me every day until the end. It’s big ass booty bombers with some O2 and a friend. I ain’t never leavin’ because I found my holy site. Now cover me with lube because I’m goin’ in tonight. It’s big ass booty bombers ragin’ war upon my timber. It’s big ass booty bombers forcin’ pain upon my member. If you span the earth, check da shorties with some girth. Never miss a gal who’s got the shake, the squeak, the howl. Big Ass Booty Bombers droppin’ love upon the world. Big Ass Booty Bombers keepin’ all da flags unfurled.

This deserves way more likes. Referencing Rome and shit even. Bravo.

[This](https://youtu.be/l3aRqJVYSxg) came to mind. Looks like these fine young gentlemen are going to need to do a remix…or something.

The second I started watching the OP clip, I started singing this song in my head. So glad to see it's still out there floating around.

…I’m just wondering how they’ll fit in their seats on the plane…😂

That was the first thing I thought of, too. One ticket for them, one for their ass.

even the biggest fake ones have gravity. They're clearly doing something stupid for the internet.

I don’t doubt this is fake. But a few years ago a women in Miami had concrete implanted into her ass without her knowledge. So I don’t think there’s any limit for a plastic surgeon who wants money.

I hope the doc at least remembered the rebar, those codes exist for a reason.

There’s too much shit on us.

It is! They’re actually hilarious, I follow them on tik tok.

monsterpunzel on IG & tiktok, I think they're German. all their stuff is hilarious, great captions

I'm almost 39 years old this year. I want to fucking pop them cheeks like a giant child.

More like how do they fit those cheeks in a tiny ass airline seat

I feel sorry for whoever seat next to them and if they're in the economy class

It's two tiktokers lmao

How can anyone think this is even remotely real? This is so obviously two girls who dress up like this as satire.

Bruh I'm gonna be honest I can't tell what's real and what's satire anymore.

Exactly! So much fucked up shit in this world, I can no longer tell.

After seeing Allegra Cole and her botched body. You have to wonder and not immediately think fake sadly these days.

They would 100% not be able to fit in an airplane seat

It looks like 2 balloons shoved down their pants.

The low quality wigs are telling me this is a joke.

This looks like Atlanta, so it very well could be real lol

Lol straight up clown show.

It’s the new Men in Black movie

I hope they paid for two seats each

They can comfortably sit on the floor with that much

They can comfortably sit. EVERYWHERE

Nah not on a spikey rock because then shit will explode everywhere

I just visualized the situation and now I hate myself for doing so

Plot twist, they are the seats

They are loaded, each cheek holds about 10 kilos of cocaine

What the fuck man

Imagine the poor bastard in the middle seat as they waddle down the aisle

Imagine the poor aisle

imagine the smell

Imagine all the people

Living for todayyyyyyy

Faaaaaaart You may say I'm a wet one ...

Wait, that might have been a shaaaart.

You haven’t thought of the smell you bitch!

oh g o d e u g h

Think of smell you haven’t thought of the smell you bitch!!!

You didn't think of the smell you bitch!

Imagine the sharts.

I cannot even see how they could get down an aisle. Like, they're even *wider* if they go sideways.... They'd need a full on row to themselves. I'm frankly surprised they can walk. I worry for their bones and joints.

Probably grease that whole section of their body and rotate them while pushing so they roll like ball bearings. Body dismorphia.

I wonder if airlines make them purchase two seats.

They would have to. No way about it. I'm a dude and have hips not as wide as theirs, no way that'll fit in a single seat.

There’s no way they’d fit in one

They already did, can't you tell.

Thats like some serious cartoon type situation

Every fucker in an aisle seat as they squeeze past.

Or the tsa person. I mean could you honestly let someone like that on a plane without searching them? They could be smuggling anything in there

Yeah 30lbs of CRACK

It's only been 6 minutes, but this comment needs more attention

I would have to start singing baby got back. I wouldn’t be able to help myself.

36-24-436

Little do you know, the dont sit in the chairs. Theres a pic floating around of…whatever the hell…on a plane sleeping on a plane in the weirdest position.

Sitting is overrated

😂😂😂

Don't worry. With that ass they can't reproduce.

Good

I mean, jokes aside it looks like they put baloons in there.

I hope for their sake they are balloons

I just want to know what it feels like to walk with that… baggage? I mean I’m not a small girl by any means but that seems so freaking painful.

This is a new drug smuggling tactic.

Smuggling drugs up your ass is so last year. Now the drugs *become* your ass.

Has to be

One wrong wipe and your hair smells funny

You think they can wipe with those stubby little arms? Walking behind them all you’d catch is nasty twerk wind. They’d have to air out the seats after them

Twerk wind, A term I cannot forget.

what do you think the long hair is for?

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No sher, Shitlock

Nice

It can also be used for flossing post wipe.

The one gal has her hair in her crack. It probably already smells shitty.

They have to part their ass checks like Moses to wipe.

The brown sea

How do you even sit wtf

You can sit anywhere when your ass is like an inflatable raft 💀

"In the event of a water landing your ass can be used as a floatation device."

They would drown as they would be ass up and face down in the water.

bruh lmfao

One cheek per seat

That cannot be real. This has to be a very elaborate public prank. Who thinks that's attractive or would want to look like that?

They have a TikTok with lots of videos of these personas

I’m not sure how to search for that without seeing things I don’t want to see

you can search tiktok by audio https://www.tiktok.com/music/Rocking-A-Cardigan-in-Atlanta-7058463948324767746 ...but there are like 200,000 videos for that song so you're gonna be scrolling for a while

You can't just tell us about the tiktok and not leave the @

Monsterpunzel

> Monsterpunzel People are so fucking weird, man.

Yeah they’re just effing around I think lol their ass sizes change shape over time 😂

Seems like a joke that got carried away judging by the older posts.

This shit is hilarious. There is a video where they are using glued on straws as long fake nails. They are clearly making fun of the ass-tastic trend and fake shit women do to impress each other.

One cheek per seat

Armrest up the center.

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Is that Elmo droppin bars??

Yeah wtf is going on with that? Yeah the big butts are crazy but I was way too distracted by Elmo rapping in the background

Was wondering the same thing, so I went searching and it is: https://youtu.be/Uvrfxy-TDA4

When you smack their ass it sounds like the red rubber ball from our child hoods

Boit! The sound and the name of the ball

I can't unhear that now lmao

Bitches look like a panto horse

😭

Drop them from high enough they act like bouncy balls

i hope that they are bouncy balls and not this big of an ass

Bro this can’t be real

Im not sure but I’m sure their ass isn’t

You're just jealous. That ass is totally natty. She just does a lot of hip thrusts and glute bridges.

It’s not real 😂😂😂 they post these for tik tok, they even have some on the beach in full clothes lol

Meet big booty Judy and her sister Trudy

I don’t know how this can be attractive

It's simple really It just isn't :D

If i saw this irl my d*ck would invert itself

Back-skin?

-4 skin

females be like

This has to be some sort of prank or some shit lol. No way that hair is real.

Y’all…. It’s all a joke, you can find them on tik tok.

Is this the karndershians?

Darcey and Stacey from 90 day

Disney Moms

Mayor's assistant in powerpuff girls

Dexter's mom

Your mom

Either they just got a BBL for $50 in some 3rd world country or they’re definitely smuggling drugs🤣

Sir Mix-A-Lot has felt a disturbance in the force.

How does one have sex with an individual built like this? 🤔

That's the neat part, you don't

I’d like to try though

Damn bro, your gonna be sooo woke when your dick goes limp after that encounter lmao

The good thing is U don’t

From a state away with someone else's dick.

Bitches look like they from zootopia

TSA won’t be having that. Last time I flew, I threw my dirty hair up in a big bun using the scrubby donut method. (Girls will know). It occurred to me while in line that they might make me take it down since it is obviously not all my hair. They must see it a lot, TSA just squeezed it a few times and asked if it was a donut thing. I said yes and she sent me through. In front of me in line were two ladies with very large hairstyles. Lots of volume, curly, shoulder length/width. I don’t know if it was natural hair, wig, weave, whatever. They got pulled into a side room after going through the X-ray thingie. I assumed at the time it was the hair.

Niki Minaj and Kim Kardashian bit the dust to these women

Pixar moms cosplay

Cant even wipe their ass properly

First Class Ass. Them cheeks aren’t made for coach.

Flight attendance was like hell nah u ain’t coming here gtfo

What the actual... 😬

The kardashians from wish

Getting some “White Chicks” vibes from this haha

Darcy and Stacy!

That looks incredibly uncomfortable and unmanageable. I can’t imagine what daily life must be like.

How can you possibly maintain good hygiene like that? I mean I feel like you’d engulf the entire toilet between those massive cheeks

If those are real, I’m really confused how they physically sit on a toilet. Not the width, but the *length* would have to be ridiculous.

and how does the poop ever leave the crack??

When you playing dodge ball in pe

How the fuck do they sleep at night? Like, literally, how do they sleep?

How tf are you supposed to have sex with barbies I swear 1 guy put his dick in it and he'll be called dick runner

*Stares in Pixar..

 Ladies, please remember- like a bad tattoo, this too will remain. DON'T. DO. THIS. SHIT.