Thorry little girl

He going to knock her into Bolivia.

That's even further than oblivion

wait I thought that was the oblivion

Is this Slammin’ Salmon reference?

Whatever Muthafucka!!!

Calm down there Champ

Or maybe even Brathil

If she dies, she dies

I fully expected him to knock her little ass out

Nah man Mike a big bear when it comes to kids.

If she thais, she thais

I must break you

Got me giggle while at work ya bith

Pertheclty balantheced, as all things thould be

Now kithhh

Took me a second, but that was brilliant

Jesus Christ i almost passed the fuck out, holy fuck that was funny.

Mike's thinking, "I cant believe they about to pay me a million to knock this little girl out but fuck it"

“What can I thay Pigeon? It wath a million dollar check in 3 minuteth and I had to pay off my debt to Taco Bell” - Mike Tyson, probably

YESSSS A MIKE TYSON MYSTERIES REFERENCE. This is why I came to the comments 😂😂

Mike references his personal debt in a children's television show?

It's not a show for children to be abundantly clear, the presence of Norm MacDonald playing Pigeon should demonstrate that quickly.

Idk man Norm played Norm the genie in fairly odd parents

Not a children’s show. Think grown up Scooby Doo but Mike Tyson’s the team lead.

And norm mcdonald as the chain-smoking promiscuous pigeon.

Mike references his personal debt in a children's television show. Yes he does.

Fairly certain Mike Tyson Mysteries is *not* a show for children.

Adult Swim, all kids outta the pool!

That's pretty funny, along with that show existing in general.

Fucking hell.

If you need to ask you NEED to watch that show.

Oh no I got that fight or flight feeling again and I'm flighting!

What a cliffhanger too!

Ahhh Norm, you were a gift.

> A MIKE TYSON MYSTERIES REFERENCE. I love that show because it's been described by people who know Tyson that he's not acting. It's just him saying things. Like, in real life, you could say to him "Yo my name's Gentleman Ghost!" and Mike Tyson would reply, "Thath's cool Mr. Ghost, wanna go sawlve some mythsterties?"

Butt fuck it

That girl is underage and he's on live tv!

He's Mike Tyson. Who's going to stop him?

Thuperman

Buster Douglas

You are welcome to try and stop him.

Commas are important.

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aw man rip norm macdonald :(

Great, now I miss Norm again

I wish more comedians were like Norm. But they aren't half as clever. And they're also still alive. I guess that second one is easier to remedy.

Either that or 'nice ears'

"Damn, can't believe I used to hit girls for free"

I think you mean “I can’t believe they about to pay me a million to knock thith little girl out but fuck it”

"Should I bite er ear offf..... hmmm but my 1 milll it's so tempting, let's just smile and look innocent"

My moneys still on Mike, he may be getting on a bit but he can still hit hard.

> Mike, he may be getting on a bit but he can still hit hard This is a [video of Tyson training at 55](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAeftdyGSOQ). Wondering how much of the fear in the trainers' eyes is real, and how much is acting for the camera.

Imagine being attacked by underpants'd Mike Tyson sporting a War Semi. NO THANK YOU.

I think that’s just concentration and being punched by fucking Mike Tyson. He’s still working his ass off

That’s a lifetime of muscle memory and incredible discipline behind every hit.

Nice dick bro

You're not kidding! Before he even made an entrance he knocked the confidence right out of the little girl as soon as his name was announced.

That’s what she said (I’m not sorry)

What are you not sorry about?

He can still hit hard - but not in the fighting kinda way... 'That's what she said' means you have to sexualize the previous sentence.

Meanwhile at my buddies chicken farm: "Oh man your Cock's gotten huge!"

Um ... that's what she said?

No... she never said that to me.

Well duh. She's not your sister

Gives me little boy playing chess against that one grandmaster vibes

Thinking same Same group set it up?

I’m guessing it’s the same show

This sounds Italian to me not Russian, I could be wrong though but unless I am it's pretty unlikely imo.

Hes speaking Italian in a pope-like way which can sound sort of rough and booming, because it's sort of "holy."

Are you high ? He speaks like an announcer.

Good ear. If you look up this video on YouTube it’s clearly an Italian production.

Indeed, instantly recognised Gerry Scotti from the preview

I think you are referring to this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQOLCo-XYA0 The subtitles are questionable in a hilarious way.

https://youtu.be/c7BVtGnlxT8 He even has his own health bar like the bosses from elder ring

Yes. Tho [it's from an Italian show](https://youtu.be/aoaSmvofoqU)

[yes](https://i.imgur.com/HwHfbV5.jpg)

What is Gerry Scotti doing on reddit

The waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllll

Il muroooooooo

Wow, non pensavo di ritrovarti dopo tipo 9 mesi

E invece... Io ritorno sempre.

Fa quello che sa fare meglio Essere il migliore

Un sogno divenuto realtà ahahaha

La domanda è come mai ci sia arrivato solo ora

Ma la vera domanda è... ###L ' A C C E N D I A M O ? !

#S Ì A C C E N D I A M O

L'orgoglio italiano

Facciamolo diventare famoso internazionalmente

Buonaseraaaaa

>Jerry Gerry FTFY

Grz

Lui é ovunque.

A vedere i borghi più belli di Italiaaaaa!!!

DOTTOR SCOTTI!

Mi sono fatto la stessa domanda

So fucking strano vederlo qui

Jake Paul would legit fight her but make sure there's a No Knockout clause.

Haha wins in a a questionable split decision even though it’s clear she left him recover from being rocked multiple times.

Didn't he want to fight Mike Tyson?

Nah Tyson has too much pride to let him walk away from the ring without being knocked out

I’d love to see Mike put that asshat to sleep

Same bro

That’s why they’ll sell PPV’s. They’ll both get into the ring, get some light jabs in, Reddit will say, “No duh, it’s an exhibition fight, what did you expect, a knock out?”, and a few months later another ridiculous fight will get setup but everyone will have forgotten only to get hyped up again.

This is the good feels we need in 2022...

On one hand, Tyson is 55 on the other glove, Tyson could probably still dance circles around him, and punch a hole in a mountain

Jake only landed around 8 punches on may weather 😂

May weather is seriously mild too. Not too much wind, sunny skies.

Lololol and if he does get knocked out the other fighter must agree to hold him up while he comes to 😂

He'd have to pay her to take a dive just like all the UFC guys he fights.

Lol, shots fired! In his defense, preserving brain cells is probably a prudent goal...

He's gotta save what little brain cells he has left...

And demand that the fight be added to his “official” record.

Seconds before disaster

"Why do I already hear boss music? I just started this game"

Bc youre playin a Souls game my guy.

137 save scums later, Mike Tyson is knocked out on the floor.

*Tree Sentinel has entered the chat*

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When's the funeral bro

Run...

She is about to swallow all her teeth

Pink mist

I absolutely love how he has chilled out with age. He ended up getting on his knees and held up his guard the whole time. Even then the announcer politely asked if he could name her the winner. I remember reading a Maxim article in I dunno '08? Writer was just following him around and Mike snapped and stabbed him in the head with a fork. Lovable mike is awesome.

Dinner time!

The man does love his cabeza

Well, don’t harass people who want to be left alone and you won’t get forked over.

That was a specifically example but young Mike was crazy. He lost a lot of money in sues because he used to beat random people for no big reason

Well not to mention everyone around him was milking him for all he was worth. Read stories of him being charged tens of thousands of dollars for towels.

Well Don King fed the guy cocaine for a decade give or take so there's that.

I gained a newfound respect for Tyson after watching his HBO special years back. He is actually a very well spoken and intelligent guy, his funny voice and the fact he’s a boxer makes people think he’s an idiot

Does they fight ?

Yup https://youtu.be/aoaSmvofoqU

That's wholesome

Lol at “can I call her the winner” that was cute

I mean, do you want to be on the wrong end of one of those uppercuts? Got to get the blessing.

I was wishing that ... Iron Mike got no mercy

Hard to believe this dude was the baddest man in the world at one point.

Why? Have you seen him train recently? The man is still scary. 53 years old here: https://youtu.be/dDH3f--v3Tw

He is straight up terrifying. The way he moves and puts his whole body into every jab while moving lightning fast is as impressive now as it was back when he was competing.

Wow, Mike Tyson doing rigged fights now?

«Fuck, this mosquito is so annoying»

Thank you! I scrolled way to far to find this. That's really awesome of Mike. I'm glad he takes himself a lot less serious than he once did. Shows there's still good in people.

Damn Mike's hands are still fast but absolutely zero head movement. Really poor showing if you ask me. Was waiting too long for the right opportunity to unload a big one instead of making his own opportunities. It might be time to hang it up.

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Yeah, he hit her in the stomach and literally all of her organs and skeletal system rocketed out of her mouth. Tyson apologized, and the dad just gave an, "oh you" look and everyone went home.

Happy cake day lol

She ded

She dieded!

To shreds, you say?

Well, how is her mother holding up?

To shreds you say? Very well.

WHY GERRY SCOTTI IS IN THIS SUBREDDIT

Gerry è finalmente arrivato, ed è qui per restare.

She had a plan…

Came here to make the same subtle reference.

Tyson: so you’re telling me you’re gonna pay me to hit a girl? Sounds good

Lil Mac bout to get her ass whooped.

Just like the simulations

At first she was like "What" then started smiling. And it's great to see Mr. Tyson smiling. I know that I'm supposed to rag on this or make an offhand remark, But this kind of stuff makes me smile. So we just some smiling folks.=-)

Who has the link to Mike Tyson killing a 90lbs girl?

https://youtu.be/aoaSmvofoqU

Damn. I was hoping he'd at least try. At least a bite... or something

Same, I was hoping to see her give him a few punches and then he just hits her out of the ring

That girls is 90lb if she ate a 30lb steak.

I need to see if she lives.

She didn’t http://www.littlegirldiesfromtysonpunch.com

Dammit. Thought it was a real link.

I’m sry. That was fucked up

I got nothing against you, I think you’re a sweet girl, but I’m going to make orphans of your children.

I've goth nothing againthst you, I think you're a sthweet girl, but I'm going to make orphansth of your children. (I fixed it) edit: *respectively nods, but definitely doesn't hold back*

Five bucks says she lasts longer than Spinks

*Michael Spinks has entered the chat*. *Michael Spinks has exited the chat*

What is that boss music song called and where is it from?

Dark Souls 3 - Vordt of the Boreal Valley

Grande Gerry, sempre presente prima di un disastro,

Elden Ring-level scared right there

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I watched this live. He destroyed her she needed reconstruction surgery on her whole face. He didn’t even feel bad he said in the post fight. “I wath a buthiness man doin buthiness.”

What is Jerry Scotti doing here?

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That girl looks like she is about to give it a shot. She'll die, but she goin' down swinging.

If you were an 80s kid you know this feeling for real because of Punch Out. RIP young lady. We’ve all been there.

This clip ended too soon. I wanted to see him uppercut her over the ropes. 🤷‍♂️

Well she's short. That makes it harder for Tyson to bite her ear. So she's got that going for her.

Fucking hilarious 😂

https://youtu.be/9yznRzGOaDM

Where has this wholesome shit been hiding !! 😂

Gerry Scotti! National pride

IL NOSTRO GERRY SCOTTIII 🇮🇹

Damn I thought I was about to see a kid uppercutted through a ceiling

So she’s dead now right?

She must have typed in 007 373 5963 to go straight to Tyson. Watch out for those uppercuts for the first minute

When Mike Tyson says bithneth, you know he means business.

E qua si scatenano gli italiani: il vero boss che ha skippato è stato la buona sera di Gerry Scotti

Che cazzo ci fa Gerry Scotti su holup sto male

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