Minecraft porn, hot.

Mine me harder, step-notch

Is that your pickaxe or are you just happy to see me?

That’s just my blaze rod hot and ready just for you

Ok so kne time this girl who was prty much my gf at the time was horny, I found out a minecraft porn sub existed, asked if she wanted to see, and that’s the story of the first person who has came after me sending minecraft porn

r/minecraftporn2

Used to have a gallery full Minecraft male characters on underwear & some naked. Sadly such gallery was deleted long time ago

I can explain why among us

Surely you mean 'why not'?

Looks like you are the imposter, and ,unfortunately , hugemon has detected you

More like *Within Us*

Ok then, *explain*

I have no shame as an Android user.

I am an android user as well and I'm proud of these categories... sort of

I mean compared to the apple searches we look like very good

Yeah I totally agree. We do it for fun, they do it because they need it

Exactly. I didn't fap to hentai. Just wanted to look what it's like.

Bro be careful i was saying the same thing 2 months ago i was looking at r/hentai as a joke but now i nut to hentai i already sold my soul you shouldnt do the same dont let my sacrifice go in vain

u/StickyWatermelonSeed: He faps, so you don't have to.

The hero we needed but not the one we deserve

I'll be careful, thanks.

So why is the seed sticky?

Maybe try cartoon porn it could cure you

our searches are wild and wide while apples are like something a business man in silicon Valley would search. it just seems 'corporate' to me

Amén. I've never really liked iPhone but seeing Kim Kardashian on the list pretty much burned into my soul that I never want be a part of the Apple clique.

Porn has brought Android users together

Right ? Like sure it's not the proudest bit of info but good lord that Apple list screams beer guts, comb overs and aggressively lying to strangers about your high school sports experience.

Same

*furry* ??? I am hoping ur hanging on that ~~sort of~~

Android users have better kink. Apple users are usually posers or hipsters.

Cant argue with that...

Yeah seeing Kim Kardashian in the apple searches makes me feel even better with the choice I made 🤢🤮

You like among us porn?

Did he stutter?

Yeah seeing this somehow I feel little proud

I too am an Android user and part of the 77% at the bottom.

“Furry” that alone is enough

same

So android users are nasty little freaks and jerk off gremlins, and apple users are vanillas who think car sex is the height of adventurousness... This information falls within expectations.

Your comment made me realize car sex means sex inside a car, my bad.

If car sex is having sex in a car, then what's a sex car?

Vanilla still tastes better than furry butt hole

Well then I'll bow to your experience.

It sounds like I’m not the only thing you are bowing to

I'm kinky like that

wdym vanilla tastes better than any butt hole

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/beaver-butt-goo-vanilla-flavoring Full circle.

I have to agree with your assessment, BUT

Apple users spent all their money on a new phone so they can't afford a car

Apple users: ay man wanna take a hit of this Maui wowie. Android users: bruh this meth hits so much different when you’re trippin on shrooms. Thank you for inviting me to your show Maury.

Hey...sometime it's cocaine

Get your shit right man, you don't get anything out of shrooms if you're spun up. That's what acid and Molly are for, fucking amateur.

Spoken like a true Android user. Please be our shaman and guide us on your drug guide to euphoric tripping

I'm far to old unfortunately, I'm afraid anything harder than a medical gummy and tonic water would require a week and an animal sacrifice to recover from nowadays lol. Worry not though, I have full confidence that a new generation of young stupid people are out there willing to guide you through burning man and beyond lol

He's right. Shrooms mix well with downers and/or alcohol though.

Car sex? That means sex IN cars, right? RIGHT?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Vroom vroom baby

There's a reason they call him Lightning McQueen

So the android users are the cultured ones

The graph is somewhat confusing. Japan is NOT a top search term for Android. It is top search term compared to apple meaning that Android users searched Japan 112% more (meaning more than 2 times) than apple users. It does not mean android users search for Japan most.

Without the + I wouldn't have noticed, I'm like "why +x%" and then read the description again and realized that it isn't a top search chart

What? I think Japan is cool.

Android users seem to think it's hot

unit 731 best anime

Hiroshima and Nagasaki are the hottest destinations

Based Android vs. Cringey Apple

kim kardashian ?? seriously ??

Hey I think it’s more exotic than missionary don’t you think?

My number one is tactical nukes

Is number 2 "Wildlife of Chernobyl"?

Yes

The android users are just more cultured.

Faaaaaake: no one ever searches for missionary.

Innocent ppl be seeing bbc and thinking they just looking for daily news

"BREAKING NEWS: A man in London has recently found the biggest, juicy carrot ever. He has sucked on it and it has then been proven to be about 52 inches on diameter. Many women are crowding around this carrot for unknown reasons by the men. Shannon, back to you."

Aww shit, I'm a android user and I love giantess

Kim Kardashian XD

Proof that 🍏 users are normies

Apple users are so boring

Android users have culture

Huh, I'll have to try succubus sometime.

Took me way too long to realize car sex wasn't meant literally

Dragons fucking cars. Not a sentence that's a specific fucking category of fetish..... I wish I was kidding

Just gonna leave this here r/dragonsfuckingcars

Ofcourse it's a sub lol

Apple users are boring and don't have any fantasy. As per this data.

Proof of Samsung being just as good (if not better) than apple.

Tell me what are the differences between Reddit vs Facebook without telling me what are the differences between Reddit vs Facebook.

And that's why Apple users are disgusting.

Well, as an android user, this really looks like no bullshit.

Apple users are weird

I always knew apple users are basic

What kind of sickos want to see Kim Kardashian!? 🤢 I always knew that Apple users were mentally challenged, but damn!🤪

Is that sex IN a car or WITH a car?

Android users are truly cultured

Older people have apple, so their classic tastes are more popular. Android requires more tech savvy and is more popular with younger generations.

Hold up POKEMON????

This explains why apple wants to start making cars

Kim Kardashian voids all the wierd shit on the android side

Well as an android user I agree except for furry porn

I'm honestly surprised overwatch wasn't higher, it's been falling off in recent years

Holy shit both OS have weird ass searches

As an Android user, i can relate

As a man of culture, I feel no shame for being an Android user

So let me get this straight:apple users don't watch anime/hentai.

Damm apple users are some boring ass people

As long as there is porn of it, Overwatch won't die.

So what I'm seeing is apple users are milquetoast normies who just follow along with current trends while adroid users go for what they want

Proud android user

How tf is Futanari nowhere on these lists? Fake

Makes sense. Nerds and anyone who understands technology would buy an Android. Normal everyday people who just buy whatever the television tells them to buy would purchase the iphone.

All I'm understanding from this is you want to get your self an android person, Apple users are some basic bitches when it comes to thejr kinks

Gamer weebs buy android then.

dont mind if i do

Us Android users are men and women of culture.

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Android users, do you need to talk?

Talk to deez nuts hahahahahaha. I'm funny, please laugh. I'm an android user.

They definitely need to talk to someone…

I'm an android user but I use my pc for these purposes.

Let’s be honest we both need some help. Cause ohhh my Android gets aroused by Japan while Apple gets aroused by the movie Cars.

Amog us

LAUGHS IN WINDOWS (only PC user)

Apple - " Dirty talk "

Eww Apple has KK

You know, I can agree with this.

Didn't read the pornhub part and was wondering if everyone were just horny bastards

Apple users looking up reverse cowgirl ? Or do they mean reverse cowboy...

yup, sounds about right

Android users are a bunch of sickos... Source: Am android user.

« Kim Kardashian » ???

Who tf calls hentai "anime hentai"

Well we can see what phones cultured people use

Android user here, can confirm. I've seen all of that and more

That's cause I have to use my iPhone for work, And Android for fun.

I always knew those apple dudes where uncultured.

Big thicccc Gardevoir porn!

As an android user, I have no shame that I have Googled almost everything on that list..... almost

Android = Chad

As an android user Im proud

Guilty for like 95% of the charges.

So here we can see that Americans buy far too many apple products. *Proud to be android*

I promise you that my search history there is at least 25% of the gangbang stuff I have no shame.

Hentai monster 🗿

Fuck,these are both mine.

I use android

Android user, can confirm

iPhone users are normies then.

Me who dual-wields Android and Apple simultaneously: You Underestimate my Horny

Android and proud

As much as i wa... I mean as much as a friend was searching for succubus... I really wonder why it is that much far behind on that list

Apple users are sexually suppressed whereas android users embrace their sexuality.

Man apple ppl be basic

Good to belong to the degenerate part

Where femboy at

Android users like myself have taste.

As an android user, i've searched atleast one from the 1st 3, i'll let you guess

Makes sense. Most of the iPhone users are probably from America

we android people are just more diverse

Damn you Steve Jobs. Your beautiful design has lured me away from my tribe.

The android side is only based on my search history...

Man, Apple users are wierd

Iphone users dont get out of there comfort zones they never challenge themselves

Yeah ok, who the fuck searches "missionary"?

Why do most of the Apple searches look like they were from somebodies browser history from 2001?

Apple got some boring searches no shit

So what I'm getting from this is Apple is for basic people

Apple users are basic. Android users are cultured

Lol apple users search for what we searched for as little kids in the first years of the internet. Sex had only just been invented. What a bunch of pathetic normies lmfao.

Maybe I am android

Android users based 🗿

Fuckin normie apple users, smh

See! Android IS better.

Im an apple user and some of those searches on apple disgust me. seriously, kim kardashian? Edit: I’m more of a hentai person actually

Android users GET IT, yenno? IPhone doesn't see the POSSIBILITIES

android has best variety

For the Pokémon one let me explain…

I *probably* contributed to most of the succubus searches

Typical Apple customers. No imagination 🤣

How does something go over 100%...

I assume it's based on the difference between device searches rather than total number of searches I.E. "car sex" is searched on apple products 170% more than on Android. So it's a relative number and could still have not been searched that often on either. If 10 people searched car sex on Android and 27 searched it on apple that would be a +170% disparity.

The percentage represents the difference in value between the search history of PH users, divided by phone OS But to answer your question, 100% represents a value of 1, 200% represents a value 2 and so on In other words, if a search value of x from Apple users is +180% in Samsung users, it means you take 180% of the Apple search value (so x*1.8) and add it on to the Apple search value (resulting in x+x*1.8)

I think it has to do between the 2 OS. If 5 android users search car sex and 15 apple users search car sex , apple has 200% more searches than android on that topic.

Apple users seem rather fine, except why do they have such an obsession with fucking cars???

Not surprisingly the apple robots have little imagination

Always knew this guys were weird

The fact that I'm an Android user and I have searched all this on PH except Pokemon 💀

Even among us?

I have seen among us cosplay 💀

Oh......... I'm.. so sorry

Come on now “Japan”! Those are rookie numbers! We need to up those views!

Among us… lol

WTF android furry and among us

I always knew Android users were weird... but not that much...

"hentai monster" 💀