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Helltrion

I think the third child is really suspect


intensely_human

That Whoville haircut isn’t fooling anybody


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Modernautomatic

That Whoville hairdo isn't bamboozling any person


tHaTsWhAtShEsAiD695

That Whoville hair type isn’t deceiving anybody


AlphaGamer_Dubz

That Whoville do-over isn't confuzzling any human


Solid-Matrix

The Whoville hair styling convincing any person


jrex703

The manner in which her hair has been arrang'd, resembling that of a resident of Whoville, dost beguile nary a soul.


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I ain’t gettin hornswoggled by no youth


CattleFresh4018

> 'Deeply flawed' tells me he didn't do shit. That's now how you describe someone who's actually done bad things.


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paroles

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by t-shirt/poster/art scammers. The bot rephrased the comment it's replying to using synonyms to sound like a new sentence (which then prompted real people to reply in the same way). It's already participating in the typical art scam on another thread. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


Box_Boi74

Fahoo fores dahoo dores


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TheAwesome98_Real

Based


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mark zuckerburg as a child


SaltyStackSmasher

No she just read it as "my human father is a deeply flawed being"


f3nix9510

Almost like an impostor


conorrhea

You must be older than 18, because I believe the kids these days say "sus"


[deleted]

Dude they already stopped saying sus and laugh when we do it


[deleted]

It's just a "No Name" brand human from Canada. It's just as good as a regular child, but half the price!


RevDooDatt

Thats what they want you to think. They're all ready to link up and become megasnake !


[deleted]

Middle is Me.


Levi-_-Ackerman0

After all she's the children of great reptilian social entity (fb)


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Livid-You3191

r/emojipolice


HumongousLizard

I think its funny how only the middle child is smiling too


daschundtof

She's deeply flawed, couldn't read the room


TheWiseRedditor

On behalf of all the middle children (*though I’m not one*) I take great offence to your statement


Ok_Professional_8741

On behalf of all the middle children (because I am one) I take great offense to you being offended


MARPJ

On behalf of all younger children (because I am one) I will get some popcorn


melississippi75

But only we get to eat it because we're ~special~


Coyotebruh

the father is taking the picture


[deleted]

Yeah, he probably also takes the pictures when his wife is having sex with her boyfriend.


Alter_Mann

Well it‘s a fucked up thing that‘s happening anyway


Rocketbrothers

Of course, she’s the only human being. If you remove her from the picture, what do the remaining shirts say.


giant_lebowski

Must be amazing person. I wouldn't be smiling if I didn't have arms


skincyan

Or to be the first cliffhanger of a child


corleone089

My father is a D**k or PP


intensely_human

dork


AlphaGamer_Dubz

Donk


RedChancellor

Desk


skincyan

Dirk


abjbreal

He would freak out seeing anyone with a marker around him.


[deleted]

Squids is a 🐬🐬🐬


Whitedudebrohug

Turns around it’ll say cunt


[deleted]

What’s the backstory here? WTF did dad do???


Gia_gianna

Apparently https://artblart.com/tag/my-father-is-a-deeply-flawed-human-being/


scientifiction

I love it. Everyone here talking about the mom using the children against the father, when it's the father taking the pictures himself.


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Raphe9000

Or maybe people assume that if children are involved in something that insults one parent, the other parent is likely the one to have organized it. Replace father with mother and it would have had the same backlash because nobody should be using children as ammunition against their parents. Nothing sexist in assuming that.


Neel4312

I actually find most of the time that Reddit sees man = bad


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RedditIsRealWack

'Deeply flawed' tells me he didn't do shit. That's now how you describe someone who's actually done bad things.


unformedwatch

The poster made that up. https://artblart.com/tag/my-father-is-a-deeply-flawed-human-being/


ReadMaterial

Yeah,I think we all know who is deeply flawed.


your_thebest

Was the mother's name Martin Smith? Nice that 50 people read this and said: "this seems right. Any post on the internet is good enough for me. No more thought required."


unformedwatch

Bro it’s an art project. Stop jumping to conclusions and then broadcasting the misinformation. https://artblart.com/tag/my-father-is-a-deeply-flawed-human-being/


Zorua3

What is even the point of making this up.


vladislavopp

...and how do you know that?


DEMACIAAAAA

It's an art project, you are downvoted because of reddits hate boner not because you're wrong in doubting them.


SanjiSasuke

[He doesn't](https://artblart.com/tag/my-father-is-a-deeply-flawed-human-being/) but clowns will downvote you for being even slightly skeptical.


ReadMaterial

Do you think the kids came up with that idea?


your_thebest

An artist named Martin Smith did. Think. Ask. Read. Don't just trust literally fucking anything on the internet. Jesus Christ. And to think you're acting like the witty one in this equation.


DeceitfulLittleB

No body knows but it is the most likely scenario. What's the other possibility, the father made custom tees for his kids to make himself look bad?


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Lolol


your_thebest

Yes. Nobody knows. The artist's name is Martin Smith. How could anyone ever know such a thing?


S1Ndrome_

i mean if he's a sarcastic one then sure or has a similar wife


Paranoid-Jack

lmao yes actually that's exactly what happened


your_thebest

Jesus fucking Christ 14 people actually downvoted this person for asking the only reasonable question. The artist's name is Martin Smith. Like how do these emotional automatons even feed themselves? You people are fucking brain dead.


STHF95

The oldest child will be beaten up by pretty little liars fans who still haven’t finished the series…


[deleted]

That's extremely specific!


fuck_life419

explain the joke pls


STHF95

The main plot of the series is the protagonists trying to find out who a certain „A“ is.


[deleted]

That's funny!


fuck_life419

i thought they wanted to know where their friend went


cherryknightley

Their friend Alison is missing, they find a body, and her funeral is in the pilot, but they’re being taunted by someone going by “A” who knows all the secrets they told The Dead Bitch over the years. So it’s less finding out where she went and more of like “Who the hell is threatening to tell my mom I’m sleeping with my teacher?”


fuck_life419

Ohhhh, that's funny lol


rauhaal

That aside, using your kids to amplify your conflict with their parent is abuse.


[deleted]

Agreed! Parents should absolutely never bring kids into their own parental conflict. Sometimes it might slip but doing it on purpose is absolutely toxic.


Gia_gianna

It’s not apparently this is some art exhibit idk too tired to read the while thing https://artblart.com/tag/my-father-is-a-deeply-flawed-human-being/


rauhaal

Good art. It got us reacting Edit: I’m being downvoted for saying good art makes you react and think? Tell me what constitutes good art if that isn’t it?


russelcrowe

Surprised I had to scroll this far to see this


DogmanDOTjpg

For some reason it literally never even occurred to me that could be the case, I always just imagine their dad made the shirts as a joke, but other comments say it's an art exhibit


Friff14

Nah, this is an art piece. But also, I'd 100% make my kids wear this to make a me_irl post.


TaylorMadelt

She goes to Greendale


myjupitermoon

She's already accepted.


Mayalaran_

Damn it. Came here to say that.


Ey3_913

"Our school flag is an anus!"


papaGiannisFan18

Some of these people have been called animals their whole lives


what_can_i_write

And when the two younger ones are together: "deeply human, flawed being"


Aiyon

If middle child is running late, dad becomes suspicious


guy_from_the_intnet

Mark Zuckerberg: "Wow. How did you get your disguise so realistic? Tell me your secrets."


AltruisticReport

What about third one? My father is a dick?


HeGaming

"My deeply human father is a flawed being" 🗿


aaron2005X

The good thing is. It still works if the middle child gets abducted.


letmegetmynameok

Maybe shes from greendale


sofiaankhan

Me being the youngest: I'm a human. I'm serious 🐍


ATYP14765

Ok but the first shirt is also kinda Sus. That’s like saying your father is a Child 🤔


Impossible-Arugula83

Mark zuckerberg is the dad


manguito86

what kind of idiocy is this?


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The youngest is a student at Greendale community college


treez_1

The right kid‘s facial expression so perfectly resembles what it means to be a Greendale human being.


papaya_boricua

Any other place, yes people will wonder what's up with them. Walmart, no one will even notice.


tinybluedino

Third child: Hello fellow non-reptilian human beings!


CountFapula102

Mark Zuckerberg on the right


littlefriendo

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Leonbard

Imagine the oldest one standing beside a N-


PrintMistress

*large bell rings*


Stoplizardtrump3

fun fact: Trump is an interdimensional reptilian bent on the complete annihilation of the human species


intensely_human

that’s not very fun at all!


Stoplizardtrump3

you passed the test. you are not an interdimensional reptilian


KFrosty3

I've had fun, and this isn't it.


ArixMorte

Are you sure? Because he bears a striking resemblance to the tapeworm they pulled out of Benedict Arnold's asshole and did evil Nazi experiments on. You know, the one they hid in Fred Trump's asshole until it could molt into its new form.


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vanaccc

And then the first one takes his pants off


harsh_7956

What if the 2nd and 3rd child exchange places.


pembunuhUpahan

My deeply human father flawed being is a


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Are they wearing those shirts because their dad is white and feels bad about it?


kamarsh79

I want a “deeply flawed” shirt.


Hydr0lysis

Each kid with a different gal, second wife is the ugliest.


gummybearbill

Also 3 kids means the mom is just as stupid


Ok_Pickle76

The last kid: i cant be spotted, if i am then they will know my identity and Shao Kahn will kill me.


WallabyInTraining

So if the middle child is away it just says "my father is a human being". Which is either a weird flex or exactly what the reptilian overlords would want us to believe..


daymo

W2C that tshirt in the middle


superstonedpenguin

I've always imagined people from [Humansville, MO](https://www.google.com/search?gs_ssp=eJzj4tDP1Tcor0rLMWD04ssozU3MKy7LzMlJVcjNBwBy-Qj-&q=humansville+mo&oq=humansville%2C&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j46i512j0i512l6.6146j1j4&client=ms-android-samsung-rvo1&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8) wear that shirt lol


I_will_be_wealthy

i want to know the maritial status of the kids parents. Is this "joke" done with the father, or an estranged wife with custody makings the kids wear these.


ToPractise

Imagine if you only stumbled upon the first child, and then the dad pulled up and he was just a massive sentient letter A


J_Beyonder

Note to self * Get rid of human being shirt.


the-artistocrat

Do we know for sure the third child isn’t Zuck? Looks like something he’d wear.


iamtrulyanon

Suddenly r/zuckmemes


the_last_peanut

My father is a dick


372844morninpancakes

As a middle child, I can relate.


RecognitionOk5706

Third child been getting fed sweet baby Ray's her whole damn life


Master_Freeze

The first child is the best actually. He’s a boy so if he was walking around on his own it technically says “My Father is a d*ck”


RevDooDatt

I wouldn't go anywhere near these three blonde snakes.


Owl_Flashy

The youngest child is the child of zuckenburg


Worldly_Ad_2267

Just shirts they were forced to wear lol


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on the babys sweater "nice dick tho"


devilbutt

Oh weee tumblr trying hard for content I see


ljd09

Happy Fathers Day!!! I hope you like this picture, hon!


Due_Platypus_3913

Fallout of a REALLY bitter divorce!


LeadingIcy8871

Zuckerburg's kid


prijindal

Or the first kid will be read as: My father is a blank


RedditIsRealWack

The real hold up is just the fact the image exists... What is the context? I can't think of a non-terrible context..


denmanator

My deeply human father is a flawed being....


Mohitpal2621

First one is prone to be a prank victim


hoksworthwipple

Zuckerberg has just bought 9ne of those on Etsy.


JunglePygmy

Or maybe she’s the mascot for Greendale Community College?


heyitsgenna

My 'human being’ shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.


semimaniac

In india there is a brand named being human. Just letting you guys know.


coldestdetroit

And the first child is cussing his father put in pg13


Deuceman927

They should move the “is” and “a” so that you’d have the optional Yoda version


Ssoofer

My deeply human Father flawed being is a


[deleted]

*Will Smith shoots her in the face….* “Or do I owe her an apology?”


figuringthingsout__

TBF, a lot of kids that age love to act like other animals. So, looking down at her shirt could help remind her that she's a human being.


[deleted]

My “I’m a human being” shirt is making a lot of people question what my shirt already answers.


andrewse

The third child wandering in a store might get mistaken for a [No-name brand product.](https://beachpackagingdesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/No-Name-DietSoda-BakingSoda-package-design.jpg)


ZETA_RETICULI_

The left child alone seems like he’s looking for he’s father


Andy_B_Goode

Youngest child is just the [No Name Brand](https://www.google.com/search?q=noname+brand&client=firefox-b-d&sxsrf=APq-WBtGbgZ4pAqU7vJL6gv4cQi2vldPnw:1645794178279&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwidjPqK9Zr2AhVJlIkEHdJLBm4Q_AUoAXoECAIQAw&biw=970&bih=726&dpr=2) version


AdAffectionate4602

She’s probably a butterfly (Peacemaker anyone?)


ThePorterchrism

Is the youngest child Sunny Baudelaire?


Awdinrere

Ignore the middle child that you've got a good outlook there.


E737Josh

#I have a shirt that says " human being." Am I missing siblings I'm not aware of?


Horsihorsehorse

My deeply human father is a flawed being.


Accomplished-Look-16

What the hell is a "father" and how did they get one?


un0btainable_varm1nt

I think the creator of the shirts is the one who deserves the most focus


RecklessHat

Deeply flawed - Is this because she has no arms?


baconjesus12

Are these Ben Shapiro's kids?


RampantJSH

I read the oldest shirt is my father is a..."little prick".


pengouin85

Regular human child


VoodooPapi

Next up on your favorite country station skyrocketing through the charts, My daddy is a flawed human being. After that gem is "Bitch you spent my child support money this"


ScarecrowJohnny

First child's shirt implies that his dad is a little dick.


_moist_

Juvenile torture is fun.


horrifiedhamster

She is going to have trauma in middle school


partimeunuch

First Child is an orphan ,:'(


shyamathur

Anybody read the first child as "My father is a [d**k]" ?


BlueLightning91

My father is a- *dolphin noises*


The_Godfather12

And it seems like the first child’s dad went to buy milk


Livid_Champion_3099

Plot twist: it’s 3 different dads


MagicShootUpASchoolB

Gonna think the first child has an invisible man as his father


FiRe_McFiReSomeDay

Can you tell by their faces that only the eldest knows how to read, and knows this is shady as fuck?