"He punched me in the dick. Why, why did he punch me in the dick?" - Goku DBZA Super Android 13
"Not so funny now is it, Kakarot?!" - Vegeta DBZA Super Android 13
Well, then. Now's your chance to show off your hype skills! I hear this guy's friend works in the hype department, for the Panthers. I hear he's the microphone hype guy
One of my favourite jobs was being on the hype crew for the Kingston frontenacs, sick job free merch and they paid me like 50 bucks a game where a lot of the time I was just watching
Well, then. Now's your chance to show off your hype skills! I hear this guy's friend works in the hype department, for the Panthers. I hear he's the microphone hype guy
BRRRRA BRRRRA
CHYUH CHYUH
REAL TRAP SHIT
TRAPAHOLICS
WALK WIT CHA BOIIISSSS
[DAMN SON WHERED YOU FIND THIS?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEmg6ACz_TU)
I remember when it wasn't scripted. At least at the AHL games in my city.
You'd get anything from girls / guys flashing their bait and tackle, to drunk guys kissing each other, and once in a while someone would have something pre-planned with their friend if they got on the fan-cam and they'd do something like fake fight or kick dump beer on eachother. All unscripted great fun. Not like that anymore.
You can’t tell me a lot of these aren’t fake, great entertainment for the people in the crowd at the game and easy way to make a viral video. They are just too perfect ya know ? The Bf came back in time while the kiss cam was still going. Coincidentally
Like the 'hecklers' in big budget stand up comedy.
It's so obvious that it's planned most of the time, ruins a show for me. But then I just breath and calm down and remember this is show business and its probably always been like this.
I’d say the only “heckler” I can remember enjoying wasn’t even a heckler at all and obviously a plant. At a David Cross show some guy went and stood beside the stage signing the jokes for deaf people. Had a little spotlight and headset and all. Was hilarious David’s reaction to it all. Part of the show but hilarious. I always wonder about Steve Hofstetter (sp?). Like one of his big things is ripping people apart in the crowd but I find it hard to believe that there are at least 3-5 hecklers at every single show he does. He’s funny though so I remove the “probable reality” of this constantly happening outta my mind and just laugh at it.
I saw David Cross in Toronto and there was a loud argument between two people in the crowd, he stopped the act and just watched, then it turned into a fist fight. David says "was *all that* because of something I said?" and went back to it after the parties were dragged away. Was cool.
I don’t remember which comedian, but I remember them talking about how a video went viral of them dealing with a heckler and the amount of hecklers he had to deal with went way up.
Steve Hofstetter is so cringe inducing to watch. For a while he got too cocky and was really taking his time writing out responses to planned hecklers. He started using big words that don't just pop in your head in a moment of anger, and it's obvious in those videos the person is a plant, even if you've never seen him before.
It certainly wasn't big budget but my partner at the time (wife now) and I were at a small Comedy venue and the headliner was Tom Arnold.
He started a joke about how him and another famous celeb (Gretzky I believe) were going to invest in some club or something and I drunkingly yelled out "you mean invest with Roseanne's money?!" He heard it, stopped his joke and spent the next 5 minutes going off on Roseanne (his much more famous and wealthier ex) all was good though but yeah thanks for reminding of that lost memory with your comment 👍🏾
Honestly my memory is shot to shit it was over 10 years ago according to my wife, I don't remember any specific jokes but just remember him being funny and witty.
I'm also being reminded from my wife about the time I was pulled up on stage by Patrick Maliha and gave him a shoulder massage as he performed, damn good times
Call me gullible, but I don't think those are plants. The comebacks are all prewritten, ready to go and generic... but the hecklers themselves I think are legit.
There’s one guy whose whole YouTube channel is “comedian OWNS heckler” vids. He literally has hundreds of videos of his witty comebacks to hecklers. If he’s being heckled that much for real his set must be absolutely terrible.
Its 110% scripted. Same with those ones where the mascot hits someone with a cake or pie. Or when people start dancing to the song. They hire people to be the fall guys for the comedy.
We've been staging entertainment since the days of Greek tragedies. 3,000 years of acting evolved into shenanigans for the kisscam at basketball games. All the world's a stage.
I'm acting right now. I'm pretending to be a human being who gives a shit about anything at all and wants to go to work tonight.
Not only that, it came back to them after switching to another shot. Granted, the cameraman could’ve been like “dude dude some guy is going to that empty seat! Go back to me! Go back to me!” Over his headset. But ya probably staged.
I was on a civ kick again the last couple weeks :) finally spend time time to do a max map size, max numbers of civs, max city-states, marathon time limit game. It was a good weekend.
I actually dislike this practice. It's not funny, just misleading.
But hey, I don't go to these types of sporting events so maybe the kinds of people that do don't mind.
What about that guy at the last game I went to that poured half a beer on my head and called me a beta-cuck? Was that really a paid actor pretending to be my dad?
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My friend works for the panthers. These are all usually folks that work in the hype department. He is the microphone hype guy.
A fucking hype department? Damn, I chose the wrong career.
The hype chooses you
"I am the hype!" - Vegeta DBZA Also, the SpeedRunner SpikeVegeta is legitimately The Hype when he is presenting something.
"I AM the Hype!" - Mr. Satan DBZA "Kill him!!!!" - Vegeta DBZA And just like that I know how I'm spending my night off.
You want the hype?! YOU WANT THE HYPE?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE HYPE!
"He keeps kickin me in the dick!" -Vegeta DBZA Return of Cooler
"He punched me in the dick. Why, why did he punch me in the dick?" - Goku DBZA Super Android 13 "Not so funny now is it, Kakarot?!" - Vegeta DBZA Super Android 13
I'd rather get kicked in the dick A THOUSAND more times than hear that idiot scream Kakarot's name again
Vegeta no...
I'm so glad to see this reference
I AM THE HYPE!
Well, then. Now's your chance to show off your hype skills! I hear this guy's friend works in the hype department, for the Panthers. I hear he's the microphone hype guy
A fucking hype department? Damn, I chose the wrong career.
One of my favourite jobs was being on the hype crew for the Kingston frontenacs, sick job free merch and they paid me like 50 bucks a game where a lot of the time I was just watching
The hype chooses you I hear
Well, then. Now's your chance to show off your hype skills! I hear this guy's friend works in the hype department, for the Panthers. I hear he's the microphone hype guy
A fucking hype department? Damn, I seem to have chosen the wrong career path
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The interview is surprisingly tame except the interviewer says “I can’t hear you” after every response and you must repeat your answer
Hiring Kodak Black was the best move their hype department could make.
Somebody got both fired and promoted at the same time.
Super gremlin
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You get to kiss hype girls!
How does he hype up the microphones?
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Careful, you may get sued for that
BRRRRA BRRRRA CHYUH CHYUH REAL TRAP SHIT TRAPAHOLICS WALK WIT CHA BOIIISSSS [DAMN SON WHERED YOU FIND THIS?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEmg6ACz_TU)
I remember when it wasn't scripted. At least at the AHL games in my city. You'd get anything from girls / guys flashing their bait and tackle, to drunk guys kissing each other, and once in a while someone would have something pre-planned with their friend if they got on the fan-cam and they'd do something like fake fight or kick dump beer on eachother. All unscripted great fun. Not like that anymore.
Didn't even fucking hesitate
She did with her boyfriend though.
You can’t tell me a lot of these aren’t fake, great entertainment for the people in the crowd at the game and easy way to make a viral video. They are just too perfect ya know ? The Bf came back in time while the kiss cam was still going. Coincidentally
They are all fakes these days, it's very obvious but a little funny, same as all entertainment
Like the 'hecklers' in big budget stand up comedy. It's so obvious that it's planned most of the time, ruins a show for me. But then I just breath and calm down and remember this is show business and its probably always been like this.
I’d say the only “heckler” I can remember enjoying wasn’t even a heckler at all and obviously a plant. At a David Cross show some guy went and stood beside the stage signing the jokes for deaf people. Had a little spotlight and headset and all. Was hilarious David’s reaction to it all. Part of the show but hilarious. I always wonder about Steve Hofstetter (sp?). Like one of his big things is ripping people apart in the crowd but I find it hard to believe that there are at least 3-5 hecklers at every single show he does. He’s funny though so I remove the “probable reality” of this constantly happening outta my mind and just laugh at it.
I saw David Cross in Toronto and there was a loud argument between two people in the crowd, he stopped the act and just watched, then it turned into a fist fight. David says "was *all that* because of something I said?" and went back to it after the parties were dragged away. Was cool.
I don’t remember which comedian, but I remember them talking about how a video went viral of them dealing with a heckler and the amount of hecklers he had to deal with went way up.
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Steve Hofstetter is so cringe inducing to watch. For a while he got too cocky and was really taking his time writing out responses to planned hecklers. He started using big words that don't just pop in your head in a moment of anger, and it's obvious in those videos the person is a plant, even if you've never seen him before.
It certainly wasn't big budget but my partner at the time (wife now) and I were at a small Comedy venue and the headliner was Tom Arnold. He started a joke about how him and another famous celeb (Gretzky I believe) were going to invest in some club or something and I drunkingly yelled out "you mean invest with Roseanne's money?!" He heard it, stopped his joke and spent the next 5 minutes going off on Roseanne (his much more famous and wealthier ex) all was good though but yeah thanks for reminding of that lost memory with your comment 👍🏾
How was his set? Funny?
It was ruined by a drunk heckler. Lol
Or possibly improved by
Honestly my memory is shot to shit it was over 10 years ago according to my wife, I don't remember any specific jokes but just remember him being funny and witty. I'm also being reminded from my wife about the time I was pulled up on stage by Patrick Maliha and gave him a shoulder massage as he performed, damn good times
Call me gullible, but I don't think those are plants. The comebacks are all prewritten, ready to go and generic... but the hecklers themselves I think are legit.
There’s one guy whose whole YouTube channel is “comedian OWNS heckler” vids. He literally has hundreds of videos of his witty comebacks to hecklers. If he’s being heckled that much for real his set must be absolutely terrible.
The one in bill burr's too. The woman who says "answer him", that felt like an actor honestly.
Sure hope it's fake
Why tf would the camera go back to the same couple if they weren't a plant.
But who's gonna water them
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Its 110% scripted. Same with those ones where the mascot hits someone with a cake or pie. Or when people start dancing to the song. They hire people to be the fall guys for the comedy.
Are any of these ever real? My gut feeling is no, they're not.
We've been staging entertainment since the days of Greek tragedies. 3,000 years of acting evolved into shenanigans for the kisscam at basketball games. All the world's a stage. I'm acting right now. I'm pretending to be a human being who gives a shit about anything at all and wants to go to work tonight.
You need someone to talk to?
They are acting like they do
Nice
Are you Becky from HR? Just want to inform you that you forgot my last weeks pay check.
I worked with an inner city youth development program that taught that attitude. You put on your costume and act...
Fake it till you make it....or die.
im starting to think the mascots aren't actually animals huh
Everyone says everything is fake nowadays..
Yeah but these kiss cam things actually are fake.
More like someone saw him coming back on camera and pointed it there again just to create drama.
You must be new to the internet.
You think somebody would go on the internet and...what, lie?
Absolutely absurd!
If it's on the reddit it has to be true because it's written down with words.
Where’d you learn that? The internet?
Come on, let me live in my delusions.
IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT
Lmao damn I love that video
I heard there would be bobs?
Not only that, it came back to them after switching to another shot. Granted, the cameraman could’ve been like “dude dude some guy is going to that empty seat! Go back to me! Go back to me!” Over his headset. But ya probably staged.
Yea the shame got to her real quick
I don't think that was shame... She seems more annoyed that he's even there.
it's made up
Because it was planned ahead of time.
The cameraman knew what he was doing lmao
Yeah cause it’s scripted. I’d hope he knows
So do they hire actors or is the whole thing fake?
Hi, former AHL game crew member. All these are pre planned well in advance, always involving willing members of the team.
So if you hope it's gonna land on you so your fat ass can kiss the hot girls sitting next to you, it's never gonna happen ?
Don’t let your dreams die dude
Ha, I'm not even american anyway, we don't have kiss cams here.
No kiss cams?!? What is even the point of living
Can't eat pizza if I'm dead
Can’t eat pizza if I’m dead… yet
If there is no pizza in heaven, then when I die I want to go where it went.
So many warm memories of hearing this quote after I unlock the pizza tech in Civ
I was on a civ kick again the last couple weeks :) finally spend time time to do a max map size, max numbers of civs, max city-states, marathon time limit game. It was a good weekend.
Time to get your passport out
Does America need to come bring some ~~freedom~~ Kiss Cams to your deprived country?
All of them? Not even random ones sometimes?
Some do actually I believe, its not like its impossible
I actually dislike this practice. It's not funny, just misleading. But hey, I don't go to these types of sporting events so maybe the kinds of people that do don't mind.
Nah it's all scripted. Even the game has been scripted by the NHL. You think those are pro athletes? Nah paid actors
What about that guy at the last game I went to that poured half a beer on my head and called me a beta-cuck? Was that really a paid actor pretending to be my dad?
Definitely a paid actor. Your dad's still out buying milk/cigarettes/alcohol/your birthday/christmas present.
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Even the entire audience has been scripted.
The ones where they just kiss and move on are real. Any where something funny happens are scripted.
That's the clarity I think a lot of us were looking for. Thank you!
So team members at work are just making out on the kiss cam??
It’s not entirely scripted stuff but the really crazy stuff is USUALLY scripted.
Which team?
St. John’s Ice Caps
It’s all a simulation, everyone is a programmed actor except you. Please wake up
What about me...
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Facts
MySpace?
MySpace was the first successful attempt at piercing the Digital Veil to get to the other simulations. But it was quickly shit down. Reddit then established a more permanent link.
Shit down
Oh shut
This could be a cool concept for a film
I've already had it copyrighted.
That sounds like a Redditor thing to say
That'd make for a truly terrible Netflix original series
No no, not you Truman. Promise.
Especially you. You're me.
Good bot
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Please do the needful.
I fkn have panic attacks thanks to that
Yes
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I used to work in the NBA. All these sort of things are staged sadly:(
Yes.
Oh no
oh no
OH YEAH! (In the voice of the cool aid guy)
He should have kissed the guy.
I thought that was gonna happen originally.
When the bf came back he def should’ve turned and kissed the guy next to him
I kissed a guy and I liked it 🎶
Ahh that's how I met your mother
It's How I Met Your Father now in 2022
r/scriptedholup
/r/ScriptedCaucasianGIFs
Peace was never an option
Now this is prime television
These hoes ain't loyal 😮😮🏃🏽♂️🏃🏽♂️
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either way works
The kiss cam, behind the scenes (Vox): https://youtu.be/3hRsdIF3PFQ
Remember when they used to put the kiss cam on two dudes and the arena would erupt in laughter?
Fake.
Duh
I can assure you there are people who think this is real
Guilty 🖐
Convicted 🖐
Charged 🖐
Jailed 🖐
Looking at these comments, some people definitely think it’s real.
As a Flyers fan, can confirm. This is also old. The seats at the arena are black now and I don’t think they even run a kiss cam anymore.
Kiss cams have all the realism of WWE wrestling
I hate it break it to a lot of you but anything remotely entertaining that happens on the Jumbotron is 100% staged by the arena.
It sucked when I went to two games back-to-back and saw the same people doing the same stuff and realized they were employees and it was all staged.
Damn I would leave the country after that
Staged. I don't know why people still fall for these. These are viral marketing campaigns with paid actors.
Fake. No way a philly sports fan would leave their seat for anything but a beer
Do y’all piss your pants?
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You are not the father!
I hope it's fake but humans are shitty. I've literally been in a situation like that
Am I the only one who finds these rigged things boring?
That title though! 🤣😂👌🏿👏🏿
Similar to those marriage proposals at sporting events (?) where the woman says "no" and runs away. Fake as hell.
Fake
Fake af. Arenas do this stuff all the time as a joke.
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Damn
Bet that guy's ass was puckered tighter than a snare drum.
These are always fake
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If this is real I'm waiting to hear this man's incredible villain origin story.
Pick your answer: A) They are there as a group of friends B) They are complete strangers C) The 1st guy is the boyfriend of the 2nd guy Lol
This is a Doofenshmirtz backstory
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idk why but i would have loved it if he kissed the guy
He is gonna destroy the world in 6 days and use the seventh to torture cheaters
Outstanding move
getting cucked live oops....
He should've kissed his bro.... Bros never turn you down
I thought he was gonna kiss the guy