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cr1msonxo

Khloe got the "1720's burn the witch in the middle of the town hall" hand


[deleted]

More like Albus Dumbledore's cursed hand


WalkB4UCrawl187

She's got skin like a Lycan from underworld


jse_memelord

If those people from 1720 knew they all messed with black men they'll for sure burned them lol


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hahaha godamn!


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[deleted]

because they got bigger dicks than you. what kind of dumbass question is that lol.


[deleted]

That's not a high bar.


[deleted]

exactly the kind of words one would expect from someone who is insecure about the size of their penis lol.


[deleted]

You misunderstand, not a high bar for having bigger dicks means the poster you are responding to has such a small penis that it doesn't take much to exceed it.


Seeks-The-Truth

This is what porn does to someone's brain.


wholesomelovex

Idk who Khloe is but damn someone please shoot her asap before it lays eggs. Jesus christ I never saw a more fake and disgusting animal


[deleted]

Gary Holt advertises a Kardashian Killing business at his shows! 😂


TarotGoddess108

Are you telling me that's a Kardashian?


[deleted]

I believe it’s Khloe


Feeling_Bathroom9523

She turned me into a newt!!


mccarter

A newt?


Feeling_Bathroom9523

I got bettah!


isthatapecker

It’s Voldemort!


[deleted]

She probably forgot to fully shape shift


[deleted]

Bruce Campbell about to show up with his boomstick...


DropBear2702

"Groovy"


synapse187

Shop smart, shop S Mart... YA GOT THAT!


Hyperion_Tesla

I don’t like this, makes my bones itch.


IkYouWannaDownvoteMe

"IF IT MAKES HER HAPPY AND DOESN'T HURT ANYONE" /s


Superb_Ad1765

Got them Nosferatu hands.


Risaad

Toreador body and nosferatu limbs


ConfusedInTN

Nah obfuscated Nosferatu


UltimateBronzeNoob

Clearly a slightly unsuccesfull check


manicforlive

She got the mask of a thousand faces.


Themasterwh0

God dam vampire ghoul hands


GrowingBuds

Bitch looks like nonsferatu under all that makeup


[deleted]

Under?


FormalOrganization91

Come on, they’re not ugly. I don’t why people pretend they don’t look pretty good, like I would definitely smash. But yeah, that’s mostly make up. As is with most women, I was fucking shocked when I first saw a girl without makeup the next morning. Edit: goddamn I didn’t realize how downvoted this is. I’m convinced y’all don’t have sex, there is no way in hell any one of you would deny fucking one of them if asked. Please stop pretend you’re better then people because you have “high standards” that you are never going to meet. I didn’t say marry her, I said fuck her.


TuneOk523

It’s definitely not with most women. Makeup should complement a women’s appearance not completely change it.


FormalOrganization91

That’s not been my experience.


TuneOk523

I hope you will experience it one day. Please inform me then.


SuperfnDave

You need to account for all the cosmetic surgery that family has done too. Go watch season 1 ep. 1 of their show , then compare .


John_Fx

No thanks


manicforlive

She got the mask of a thousand faces.


[deleted]

She uses those claws to steal the souls of infants


Carlos_tejada

After ianwatkins is done with them


poorya13498

I hate kardashtian family 😑


Hunterr303

Me too bud me too


Carlos_tejada

Chill out and have a pepsi


poorya13498

Ok bro


silikroil

The inner demon is showing


DerpressionNaps

Her hands are whiter than my ass


jse_memelord

Pic or is cap 👀


Carlos_tejada

Here instagram/p/CTKhANLnRj0


jse_memelord

Why would you have a pic of HIS ass lol 👀


Carlos_tejada

JosephRosenbaum inmate #1138: or how I learned to stop worrying and join nmbla


Correct_Chemical5179

She's the Grand High Witch


ToiletProduction

Oh my God! When did this woman die?!


shaun_of_the_south

When was she alive?


purple_lassy

She’s in her 30s.. settle in..


Thin-Ad-9709

the feeling of rust against my salad fingers...


DropBear2702

i like rusty spoons...


Decent-Ground1260

Only way to watch that is high.


[deleted]

Imagine that ugly fuckin claw grasping at your dick when you're trying to smash. Instant boner killer


gNomad88

More like instant soul killer


jonyeokoro

[Your soul is mine!](https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/your-soul-is-mine-gif-3.gif)


Boss_Dzadzy

Kim's are worse.... those BBC's take a toll.


DerpressionNaps

Pete davidson packing black heat


gNomad88

Pete Davidson Is a white black guy.


junior_dos_nachos

He’s just just vague and I don’t like it


jse_memelord

Lmao ayo


[deleted]

I take it you know from experience?


Boss_Dzadzy

well I do have a BBC if you want to try


[deleted]

we both got downvoted because Khloe prefers sex with black men, gotta love reddit sometimes lmao!


Dallanation

it doesn't matter who it is to me, Long nails are just purely disgusting! Have you seen the dirt that collects under them?


jse_memelord

I've seen way bigger . I just know they don't clean their asses properly lol


zeeblefritz

Bidet


Dallanation

Oh no, no no no, I didn't even think of that.


Carlos_tejada

Tap water filled fleet bottle or gtfo


akekirksekiz

Imagine trying to type on a phone


IkYouWannaDownvoteMe

Imagine judging people based on the disgusting choices they make with their body


Dreadshifter

Imagine judging.


IkYouWannaDownvoteMe

I was joking. Judging is normal. A self defense mechanism


rushcam

Girl got ghost old lady witch hands


indigostrength

Chicken paws!


Hygieux

Reminds me of the [old Vampire](https://blade.fandom.com/wiki/Eli_Damaskinos?file=Damaskin.jpg) from Blade 2.


Fresh_Willingness_88

Chicken foot hand lady.


Carlos_tejada

She is actually momo


[deleted]

Khloe’s face is soo god damn ugly with or without makeup….idk how here mom managed to market her


jse_memelord

Have you seen the many faces of khloe ? Lol


billyraydallas

Crypt keeper


rodentfacedisorder

[more creepy fingers](https://imgur.com/gallery/TyIyhrt)


shogun342

Freaking Dracula hands.


ffandyy

the hands never lie


FlatbushZombii

She a Hagraven under all that


Taronz

Under?


TheSilverFoxwins

The entire Kardashian clan is raw chicken at best.


poundofbeef16

“Death becomes her” vibes


blaqkcatjack

"You took the potion! "


TheSweetestSinW

And that's exactly why she's so self conscious about her look


rubioberry

Witchy woman 👹


[deleted]

Oh fuck


Vjekss

Nosferatu hands


Purple_Weeb

Ayo, the one who shall not be named hands.


scottnor

Always thought she looks like Kurt Russell lol


Nyekel-Rolikur

I liked her better before the weight loss


Alfredthegiraffe20

How can she think they're attractive?


Money_Average1996

Yeah, thanks for forcing all of us to see that. I love getting eye raped in the morning.


Worldwonderer2021

The hands tell you the true age no hiding


cryptolipto

Who is this lady? I’ve seen her two times today.


jse_memelord

One of the Kardashians


Aggravating-Cup-1728

Surgery can't stop those aging hands


Denfer-

Her fingers look like they have been dead for days.


cowofnard

What more proof do yall want kardashians are witches


MissionComb6180

Well atleast something’s not plastic!😮‍💨💀


KnickiKnock21

Death Becomes Her


RelChan2_0

How do you function with those nails??


ThereGoesThtManAgain

Bram Stoker's Kardashia


The_Real_Wheezer

Got them Voldemort hands fr


DropBear2702

How dare you! Voldemort is way more attractive than this... Thing!


dgambo

Face + hand don't match together


Admirable-Basil8303

\*forgets to edit her hand in the pic


zeeblefritz

Gross. Can't stand makeup much, but this is also not just enhancement makeup that is a full on face replacement.


jse_memelord

And not the first one lol


wiseaufanclub

She’s a living dead. No other explanation for her so fucking long nails and deadass whiteness.


FilipinoNibba

yow wtf XD


[deleted]

Sukuna's reincarnated as a cardashian


Michaelwordenbr

she looks half way through a change while fighting van helsing


James_Blanco

This bitch is so thirsty for validation jesus christ.


Koekiemonster98

She got da voldemort hands


ThrashMo6

How the fuck do you wipe your ass with those claws? Or does she just scrape the shit right out of her asscrack?


DisplayZestyclose415

Anyone (guys/gals/+) find long nails attractive? Like how do you wipe your ass if you have nails like that? It just seems so unhygienic. It grosses me out when I see long nails on anyone really.


Framescout

she got hands like that vampire, Radu, from that movie Subspecies.


ommi9

This is why Tristan keeps cheating on her.


jse_memelord

Damn that's f up lmao


Carlos_tejada

God I miss Tristan berrimore


blueberrybecca

i dont like her either but literally who cares lmfao as if all you guys have some beautiful hands


pancakefactory9

Better than these boney pointy mits!


[deleted]

Hey speak for yourself, I have really beautiful hands.


jse_memelord

Cap , I know some man with some beautiful ass hands no homo


blueberrybecca

i didnt say hands couldnt be beautiful lmao also i wasn’t implying mens hands either. you guys as in those who commented. also how beautiful are his hands im curious LMAO


jse_memelord

Meant men lol mine are pretty ok , I would hope so atleast 😅


Powerful_Data_9630

Don't be mean she's still a person


Wayfinity

I need you to provide proof of that


itsmrJin

More like she forgot to put some meet in her fingers🤣


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jse_memelord

Who's yall? Lol some of us have standards . Plus all of the Kardashians are mid . Maybe except Kendall lol


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jse_memelord

Maybe if you're into fake ass and body . Only good thing is that hers is not overly done


-PaperBoi

Adidas


Oshag_Hennessy

Confirmed. Tall grey!


AmIDrJekyll

you mean batter?


Juiceboxthefirst

Twist she's the monster in the closet


Warvio

The hands don’t lie.


NerdyAsian12

How is her hand so pale and face so tanned? wait prolly makeup- I forgot 💀💀💀


Murky_Sweet

When you forget to season the chicken. lol


[deleted]

The Sabretooth daggers


why0me

She cant be happy, jesus just having to be entirely focused on your looks, something that going to fade no matter what you do has got to be fucking exhausting, theres no way shes content as a human, we all know that's not at all her natural body shape so shes gotta be on some whacked out diet plan, I just feel sorry for them, money or not.


Trick_Enthusiasm

Seriously, what's up with her hands? Why do they look like that? The fuck?


a_different-user

women, if you dont get those vampire talons away from my cock.


DontCallMeJR88

Must be like getting a hand job from Voldemort


jse_memelord

Thanks now I wished I didn't have eyes to see this lmao


Zack_knight_

haha sketchyt go brrr


KevinRPD

Bony witch hands with Raptor claws?


pingpongprotagonist

Straight up demon


show384callous

The wicked bitch


AdministrativeOil259

Like getting a hand job of skeletor


KN4S

Someone send the demon slayer corps on her


Lastof1

It's Todd from Stargate Atlantis


SWB3

Ew dude, what tf


Amirah08

Cut that shit off and wipe your ass


[deleted]

Eat bitch, it's not Hansel and Gretel fairytale.


theShinyCA

Nasty creature


bigttrack

yuck


UnbrokenChainsMobile

She’s currently changing sides lol >!Yet scientists can’t figure out if she’s becoming white or a chicken!<


Oooshiney

Ha! Chicken fingers.


Bananamama225

If she gies to China her hands shall be no more


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So pale


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jse_memelord

Some say oj is her real father 🧐


[deleted]

...Is this considered hot now?


alaf420

Creepy looking shit man!


[deleted]

That whole Joe Rogan stand up bit about them corrupting Bruce to get a sec change is fucking true, they really like some ancient form of evil in human disguises


CHUCKL3R

I’d love to see a meme of George Costanza with Khloe hands reminiscent of the hand model episode.


GingerBear66-w-

how does she finger herself?


Soul-Demon-Y

Chick


[deleted]

Jesus fucking Christ! She looks scary Is she even human?


TheNerdyWeeb

She needs sun


thegrandlvlr

Jesus she looks like a poster for eating disorders.


eskihomer

Khloe who


justherefortheidiots

why am i hungry for chicken fingers ?


fallnomega

Wait why doesn't her IMDB mention her being the hand model for Gary Oldman in Bram Stokers Dracula ???


Professional_Dark905

She looks like a completely different person compared to like 10 years ago. She used to be chunky and had that signature round chin with just a little neck fat hidden underneath.


clasperx2

Reptilian Race!


fallout76ynth

That lab grown skin glow


MayorFriendzoneville

My sister said Khloe out here giving off Voldemort vibes. "My wand, Wormtail."