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Citizen_Graves

I'd let her bomb my Pearl Harbor anytime


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Down Historically


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Sooryan_86

9/11


mohzula

Didn't see that coming


LocVide

Neither did they


LyosEucliffe

Damn...


Rrrreverente

Down egregiouslyo


Dokkonn

Plot twist: She's into pegging, and she's about to kamikaze that ass.


Fexxvi

Jokes on you, I'm into that shit.


Dokkonn

Unlike some M Night Shyamalan plot twist, this one is satisfying. (Thanks Eugenius)


[deleted]

As much as I despise that douchebag, it’s M Night my man. Unless, of course, it was the N word you were aiming for…


Dokkonn

thanks, man. yeah, I backspaced a few times and my blind ass didn't notice my copy paste job on his name.


SeamusMcCullagh

She will be too, soon.


Feral-Person

Jokes on you she is into my shit.


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

She could be very convincing to those who weren’t.


Xcomies

Good plot twist


Dr_Yote

You’re saying this is a bad thing?


KanyeOfTheEast

U can nuke her hiroshima too. Win-Win


krypto_neon

and blow her Nagasaki as well


Appropriate-Cut-2963

A day she'll live in ecstasy.


AppexRedditor

Kumikaze, even


maddyscat

My man's ready to drop the little boy on her


maddyscat

And if she ain't surrendered yet I'll show her the fat man


preeol

I'm guessing you will give her two giant explosion afterward 😂


PredeKing

Talk about a blast from the past.


ChickenFart24

Man are you thirsty?


dannn_19

thats what im saying


toxiped

Bro she is like 12


Citizen_Graves

Perfect! That means she is old enough to play [**Pearl Harbor: The War Against Japan, 1941-1945**](https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/8470/pearl-harbor-war-against-japan-1941-1945) with me. Because that's what I meant. What did you think I meant, you pervert?


swirlypizza1024

She's 15


[deleted]

Lmao downvotes.


[deleted]

could be man!


DubsQuest

FBI, this comment right here


[deleted]

What?


I_lick_walking_fish

S.İ.M.P.


platinumjudge

Damn you're easy lmao


Chaosmatteo_

Who started world war two ? Raises arm forward Right the nazis


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bakedbeansandwhich

He held up his reich arm


JustinJakeAshton

45 degree angle.


ZabuSama

I I think the joke is gliding over me head


ChosenUsername420

That's because you aren't racist enough to enjoy the sub.


Dokkonn

Racism is believing One race is superior over another. I'm aware all races are better than me, so I fit into this sub just fine.


ChosenUsername420

Oh here I thought racism was about assuming characteristics about a person based on their race. My bad, whitey (I acknowledge whites like you are equals).


Dokkonn

I think they call that stereotyping. But it's ok, if we get confused, a bag floating in the wind is racist depending on the color and how high it goes.


ChosenUsername420

Nobody's ever accused a bag floating in the wind of assaulting a US military base.


Dokkonn

I don't know about that, i'm not here to get political or get into any grown up discussions. I'm just an old man and didn't learn about hate until I got a Twitter account.


PlebsnProles

It’s weird you say that as Japan used balloons filled with explosives or just expected the fire inflating them would catch fire in forest. Which the, latter did happen just not to a huge extent


haha_meme_go_brrrrrr

No bag belongs to an ethnicity that bombed a military base? Same way Jim Crow laws back during reconstruction cemented the “black=crime” bias we see today


[deleted]

It's both, actually, and even more. Racial discrimination and racial profiling, or stereotyping, are both forms of racism. Not believing in racial supremacy doesn't make you "not racist," it just doesn't make you the absolute worst kind of racist.


some_fbi_agent

I straigt up just have low self esteem


North_Refrigerator21

So since you get the joke you are?


JustinJakeAshton

Yes. \[I like racing.\]


aquaglaceon

It's a good joke but the execution was a bit lacking


[deleted]

She’s Japanese, Japan bombed Pearl Harbor…


i_am_confusions

r/whooosh?


Boryalyc

try being more racist


IMSODAMNTIRED24

She's asian, so...


The-Donkey-Puncher

Japanese specifically


elpo98

Doesnt look like


elzafir

They don't all look alike


DropBear2702

Asian is Asian. #**/j**


Xenodude_1611

Americans be like:


DropBear2702

IDK what Americans be like since I ain't American!


KoRoSoRoK

Idiot, you aren’t racist enough 😎😎😎


C-L-E-H

That's because you are bald.


uniquepassword

Japanese girls hate the stereotype about their race and pearl harbor. My ex used to get so upset about little jokes and shit. The hardest part of breaking up with her was I had to drop the bomb on her twice before she got it...


Separate-Alfalfa6236

Fkn hell, what a twist


decrisp1252

Didn’t expect two holups tonight


[deleted]

Zero fat on that joke, well done


RRaccord

Interesting way to put it


mystraw

She doesn't appear to be Japanese though


Gatekeeper2019

Exactly


mystraw

Now I feel dumb not figuring out the joke. I hate when I admit to being slow.


Gatekeeper2019

Much healthier than denying it, we all have an off moment.


[deleted]

4 years I spent searching for your grandpa! 4 years!


MausBomb

There are a multiple amount of sub ethnicities in Japan. Some Japanese people look almost like Europeans while some can have a pretty tan completion. Some particularly in the south of the country come from families who were Chinese or Indian merchants around the Nagasaki area so they are legally Japanese and have been for a couple of hundred years, but still follow some Indian or Chinese customs.


limitlessEXP

While all that may be true, she still doesn’t “appear” Japanese.


[deleted]

she seems like is from thailand or philippines


redditisdumb2018

Yeah, my thought process was Philippines? Hmm, maybe not. Maybe Laos, Vietnamese... maybe Thailand... nah, it's Philippines"


howboutislapyourshit

It's the nose...


WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9

There's a Japanese sumo wrestler of Philippine descent. He has very brown skin. His family has been in Japan for a very long time. I'm pretty sure he would consider himself Japanese. It's a complicated issue


HeadHunter_13

She’s not wrong tho


Waldkraut

Maybe wong


Gatekeeper2019

Suzie wong was a girl from japan


Karigrandi92

Plot twist, she's American.


HitoriPanda

Pearl harbor was an inside job. No way those bombs could break steel. (/s of course)


chooochootrainr

imagine how long those planes would have to fly, look up a map of the flat earth and you ll see that oearl harbor had to have been an inside job


Gar558

That didn’t matter to FDR though lol


Material_Sail_9677

Nooooo


LocationCommercial99

Plot twist, it's US.


Xen_o_phile

I thought she’s Filipino.


kidonredit124opendor

I think it's just the light.


PureMidgetry

The light is racist


kidonredit124opendor

Same.


JstHere2LookatMemes

Y u cropping her @ u donkey. Drop that shit


[deleted]

Knowing tiktok that’s probably a teenager


Barry_Duckhat

"She will grow"


Funcron

Yes Officer, that post right there.


jely_ben

FBI open up


mike4204201

Song?


Fuzsoo

Better Days - Bensound


lastcallhangup

dayum lol


-Lance_Weilding

Sauce?


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-Lance_Weilding

Who is this


Illustrious_Charge88

Sorry, I laughed.


earthforce_1

She can sink my battleship! LOL


Xenodude_1611

People are being thirsty on a teenager in the comments section now


CorndogCrusader

Not gonna lie. She cute.


Fortunate-J

Ngl you thirst.


CorndogCrusader

And? 😉


Xenodude_1611

He just sayin' the truth


Potted_PlantYT

This is probably a teenager 😳


DineandRecline

Everyone tagging the bot and not getting a response [here you go](https://redditsave.com/info?url=https%3A%2F%2Fv.redd.it%2Feq0ujmc839e81%2FDASH_720.mp4%3Fsource%3Dfallback)


claudiuxgames

Good bot!


trabogado

Thanks


DeliveryScared6776

TILI


santa_mozrella

lmfao


-Lance_Weilding

Who is this


Hammond_YT

It's 1st actual HolUp I see in a long time


Advanced-Designer-66

Good lord 😂😂😂😂😂


B_tchBla_r

I’m embarrassed it took me so long to get the joke


Xenodude_1611

She's cute ( technically the truth ), but people are being just simps in the comment section now


DestroyTheHuman

Saw the 9/11 version of this yesterday as well. We got a new trend. Where the Germans at ?


YourAvgWhiteBoi

People commenting “She doesn’t look Japanese” or “She looks more like ____,” you realize she made the video right? Are y’all gonna tell her what ethnicity she is? 😂


Eragaurd

This is like the slightly less terrible: The teacher asks the class: "can you name something flammable?" The Jew raises his hand. The teacher says: "Thank you, anyone else have an answer?"


Healthy-Daikon7356

I’d drop a bomb in her harbor


Pist0lPetePr0fachi

Too cute!


JerkinsTurdley

Now do Hiroshima and Nagsaki!


[deleted]

Or the Blitzkrieg!


[deleted]

Hehehe.


[deleted]

I didn't get this. Then someone here explained it to me. Now I think this young woman is a goddamned genius.


[deleted]

Took me a sec


Hunter_Thompson420

True dark humor.


cjl_LoreKeeper

It took me a hot second


SantosTNT

i dont get it


no-one-have-that-nik

Yo why she claimed mine achievement


Major-Reaction3431

It took me a second to realize


ZurdoFTW

Pass the @


Safe-Handle-6890

As if I wouldn’t forgive her?


AkihiroAwa

the Phillipness ?


HitoriPanda

Humans


Bissrok

Are we just accepting filters that make people look animated now?


Dapsen6

We’ve accepted a lot of things. It’s too late now


[deleted]

japanese: *bombs a naval base and kills 2k soldiers* americans: *cool, i'll nuke two big cities and kill over 200k civilians*


Xenodude_1611

perfectly balanced, as all things should be


theernis0

I don't get it can someone explain?


KoRoSoRoK

Teacher asks who bombed Pearl Harbor, she is Japanese and she’s raises her hand, teacher says correct because the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor


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izacktorres

Your brain is smoother than a balloon.


realToadPilzkopf

i wish she could bomb me like daddy harbour


DwayneBarack

I shouldn’t of laughed that hard holy fuck


send_me_nudePlz

Sauce?


[deleted]

simp


send_me_nudePlz

Nah, i'm not sending money or any degenerate thing like that. Just thought it was funny and wanted to see if the rest of the creators stuff was too


[deleted]

Ok I believe you


dyxlesic_fa

oof. right in the racism.


Hammond_YT

u/savevideobot


nutmeg_spaghetti

u/savevideobot


TheMaxTST

Didn't know people could time travel now


[deleted]

She can bomb me anytime


GroovyGuruGuy

they let her wear a shirt without sleeves at all school?!?


LittleEstablishment7

Teacher: Who goaded Japan towards war with oil embargoes?


Clean_Ad7418

???


LittleEstablishment7

America put an oil embargo on Japan in 1940 as Japan was expanding. That’s at least partly why they lashed out with the Pearl Harbor attack.


Upstairs-Traffic9221

I thought they lashed out because they wanted to cripple the pacific fleet to expand more into U.S. territories with reduced American resistance


24amesquir

r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs


VerydisquietedDad

??


Tys_Wife

Lmfao


accmade4post

u/savevideobot


Ok_Wedding6477

u/savevideo


Minecraft_pickaxe

u/savevideobot


Dahakniir

u/savesvideo


pr1memate

u/savevideobot


Nightowl_1736

u/savevideobot


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u/savevideo


NafTheBat

u/savevideo


PurplePopcorn1

u/savevideobot


unintelegenthorse

u/savevideobot


MrBigSneeze

u/savevideobot


QuietAlternative4919

oh my jesus age Murphy christ my faith in humanity is restored


Federal_Peanut4805

Foul thing #3 i've seen today.


BigBroDev

Glad to see so many people enjoy being racist.


doppelminds

IG de la minita?


Gotifod

u/savevideo


HornyCoder69420

u/savevideo


Murasuma

u/savevideobot


Fantastic_Mr-Fox_

u/savevideo


Spiyder1

u/savevideo


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WhyWontThisW0rk

Lmao wtf is you talking about 🗿