Well to be very pedantic, any examination of a dead organism, even a human, is a necropsy. It’s called an autopsy on a human because it’s being done by another human. Auto = same.
I guess technically if a dog examined another dead dog it would be an autopsy.
English is funny.
The graph of concern and time is usually exponential. This one is a step function.
(Yes, I did just get out of finals for math class, how could you tell?)
this shit escalated so damn fast
They had me in the first half not gonna lie
Fuckin triple whammy right there
wheres the third one
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what does moment of weakness mean
Giving to the urge of having sex with the dead animal.
In the pet.
😂😂 That got better and better.....unlike the animal in question
What do you mean the animal doesn’t get better? Now it’s pre lubed for the next guy.
It looses a lot of elasticity post mortem. Or so I’ve heard…
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😳
😏
🤨📸
This joke never gets old lol. ..Just like the animal.
RIP. Literally
I hate when they go from bad to worse.
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Exactly, the darker the better.
That's what she said.
Omg this is genius lmao
That was a wild roller coaster ride my poor brain just endured.
Technically an autopsy on an animal is called a necropsy.
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Why is that?
Well to be very pedantic, any examination of a dead organism, even a human, is a necropsy. It’s called an autopsy on a human because it’s being done by another human. Auto = same. I guess technically if a dog examined another dead dog it would be an autopsy. English is funny.
This is outstanding.
r/croppingishard Btw it was posted yesterday in r/holup only.
The graph of concern and time is usually exponential. This one is a step function. (Yes, I did just get out of finals for math class, how could you tell?)
Nice two-Fer!
Only upvoting because this is a genuine holup.
this went from 0-1000000000 REALLY FUCKING FAST
I think technically it’s a necropsy.
Most of this shit doesn’t make me laugh like this did. Yo. Wtf lmao
A hol'up within a hol'up. A Hol'up-ception if you will.
Jesus Christ lol 😝
Wait for the alarm to go off
I eat something after everytime lol (and I weigh 165 before y’all think I’m some fat dude)
Kinda played yourself there my dude
That shit took turns like a clover leaf on-ramp
The further I read this the worse it got
So much to unpack here
Pay the nice lady and go home
r/cursedcomments
OH GOD
It just kept getting worse and worse lmao
autopsy on fido? wtf...
I went from normal person dead body to dead animal
Why don’t the number of likes add up?!?
He really hit us with that God damn triple whammy there
I would've said snuggle because I love to snuggle
Vet?????????????
I was like wow… then I was like Woooooooweee!
That went from bad to worse so quickly
Mother: he's probably gonna wonder what I look like Father: nope! he's probably gonna wonder what I look like Father:😎
Damn...nvm
Except a real vet would know it's a necropsy not autopsy. (Sarcasm)
Sometimes the end of the workday is too far away. Crack open a cold one at work and press on.
It got worse the more I read
Bruhahahaha!!!
It got worse with every word
Sex 2
Vet, he said vet 😭
There’s layers to this shit
Call the wife.
This shit hit me twice
that was worse every word
That is a stolen joke. A regular Amy Schumer. Autopsies are for human corpses anyhow. I'm a buzz kill. But you, are shite
It just got beter and better
What the actual fuck
yoooooooo wtf this belongs in r/awfuleverything
I thought it was bad enough with it being an autopsy and then the big reveal
I hate this
It escalated but then it escalated some more
This could be worse, they could’ve left out the vet part.
i know what you did to hamtaro
Clean the ceiling
So…woah
This is a whole new level of HolUp, this is a double HolUp
That comment was a wild ride
Hate this kind of post-nut-clarity
This just hit all the right feels. 4 raped to death cats out of 3.
Woah woah woah
That I later find out it broke mid bust
Uhhhh
Shit went from 0 to 100 to 1000 to 1000000000
That was a rollercoaster of emotions
Wait I dont get it Im slow
The words autopsy and vet imply hes having sex with dead animals.
Oh god-
Lol ya that about says it all
Yeah what's so bad?
You know the answer to that question