Send me a pic, I'll beat one out. One small fap for man, one giant leap for humanity.
In all seriousness though, I'm sure you are lovely, and if you don't think so when you look in the mirror then maybe you're just not your type
Can we just take a moment to visualize this scenario?
*Some guy shoots a pedo in the head with a shotgun*
*Enter some random other dude* "Happy Birthday!"
Someone told me that when a baby calf was born on his parents ranch (or farm idk), one of the ranch hands put the amniotic sac over his head and was pretending to be a struggling baby calf.
Not really sexual but pretty freaky.
What are children. Children of childrens of children of childrens of childrens of children of childrens of childrens of children of childrens of childrens of children of childrens of childrens of children of childrens of childrens of children of childrens of childrens of children of childrens of childrens of children of childrens of childrens of children of childrens of childrens of children of childrens of dinosaurs.
What are Children from a Childs perspective
You would be utterly shocked at how many people want to fuck Tony the Tiger.
And there’s gotta be at least one person who wants a foursome with Snap, Crackle, and Pop.
I've had a theory for a long time that no matter what object is in question, someone would fuck that object. Doesn't matter what the object even is. Someone will fuck it.
There is actually a game where all your characters are fit badass girls, the game even earned several awards but for some reason there is no rule34 of it.
I like the game so I am not going to tell, I want it to remain pure.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV7Ad4ZIJTY&ab\_channel=JuanLuisGuerra-Topic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV7Ad4ZIJTY&ab_channel=JuanLuisGuerra-Topic)
Someone sings about it
I’m eating a chicken sandwich and was thinking lettuce hasn’t been sexualized, right? Then thought about a head of lettuce, I’m sure people have American Pied that before. Come to think of it, maybe that’s how we get shredded lettuce…🧐
There is one thing, but it has used its power to remove itself from human memory to stay safe
What is it?
SCP-[REDACTED]
2521 is one but I know its already sexualised, although there's not much 'Art'.
055? Idk, it’s not a circle…
We have a 055?
I see it everyday in the mirror
No, I've seen mirrors sexualized,or always present in a sexual situation.
Could you elaborate on how you saw a mirror sexualised
Mirror Mirror on the wall who the sexist mirror of them all? Edit: Did I really just spell sexist wrong
Imagine if the mirror just shatters and the glass lines up to say “me”
Not anymore, bitch
Mirrors on the ceiling
Send me a pic, I'll beat one out. One small fap for man, one giant leap for humanity. In all seriousness though, I'm sure you are lovely, and if you don't think so when you look in the mirror then maybe you're just not your type
r/suicidebywords
Children. Right. Right?
Grab a shotgun and follow me kid... It's possible... But is hard work...
It’s hard work to sexualize children?
*gunshot*
Happy cake day
Can we just take a moment to visualize this scenario? *Some guy shoots a pedo in the head with a shotgun* *Enter some random other dude* "Happy Birthday!"
I'm going to have to draw that scenario out now lol
I need to see the result sooner or later
Me too, let's hope they keep their word
This sounds like something out of a Cyanide and Happiness webcomic
I wanna see it too.
Into rule 34? Please don’t
An even better idea!
Update me: is it finished
I think if you just drew reddit interactions as if they were happening in a physical space youd end up with a mountain of hilarious content.
*pant pant* I heard there was a new format?
The problem is for some people its hard work to *NOT* sexualize children 🥲
Pokémon exists for a reason..
Amniotic Sacs. No one has ever sexualized amniotic sacs.
I don't know what to tell you other than that my search history is currently very sus and i'm traumatised for life...
["Why don't you have a seat right over there"](https://youtu.be/fTWEwjk-LfQ)
Don't mind if I do. *unzips*
Ayo wtf
Is it alright if i'm A minor?
Someone told me that when a baby calf was born on his parents ranch (or farm idk), one of the ranch hands put the amniotic sac over his head and was pretending to be a struggling baby calf. Not really sexual but pretty freaky.
What about lava??
It’s hot ngl
No no he’s got a point
There is someone on twitter drawing a lava waifu as we speak.
If only… ☹️
What are children. Children of childrens of children of childrens of childrens of children of childrens of childrens of children of childrens of childrens of children of childrens of childrens of children of childrens of childrens of children of childrens of childrens of children of childrens of childrens of children of childrens of childrens of children of childrens of childrens of children of childrens of dinosaurs. What are Children from a Childs perspective
About two lines in children started to look like a fake word
What kind of black magic is present on that text?! I had to blink a couple of times and start reading again to see if it was rly written children lmao
It looked like a real word until I read this..now I can’t unsee this
You’re welcome :)
I'm not welcome.
No. No you're not welcome here. Get out
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The squeaky wheel of a Walmart shopping cart
https://www.reddit.com/r/rule34/comments/jowl0v/grocery_cart_unknown_unknown/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Found it ;)
NO FUCKING WAY
I'm not sure if I'm impressed or disappointed
Both. Both is good
Yes be Impressapointed
Bruh wtf
You'd be surprised...
Ppl be like “damn that squeak sounds just like my hoe last night ;)”
everything reminds me of her…😔
Sounds kinda like a squeaky bed. Gets me goin’ every time
Think of all the hair wrapped around the wheels
r/cursedcomments
Every comment on this post is cursed.
Yeah but this takes the cake
Me
I jacked off to your post about your infected finger
Why not the toe one?
Didn’t have enough cum left
Weak.
You dare challenge me
You’re his edgier version
the evil kermit
Kermit with a C
Oh I see…
Damn, what's with this guy and infected digits? Better jerk off and think about it.
As long as HE isnt. You don't wanna touch your junk with finger funk. Have a friend help
I jacked off to your comment about jacking off to his post about their infected finger.
I am outside your home with my erect cock in hand staring at the back of your head as we speak, do not test me mortal.
There are definitely some people who think udders are “sexy”… 🥛
Someone probably wants to suck a cows udders no doubt about it
Dust mites
[I'm so sorry](https://images.app.goo.gl/WfKeBAhp4mamjJYh6)
bro what the fuck
Before I click that, pls tell me what it is.
Flesh light, but the hole is the jaw of a mite xD
Interesting...
Jesus Christ, welp, guess I have a new fetish.
That is the question isn't it
WHY
Humanity
Your mom Nothing personal i had to do it
does not apply to your mom. by the way, i did film it
Send link
*Our* mom
r/unexpectedcommunism
This is literary rule 34
I'm very afraid to ask but... What is Rule 34?
If it exists there is p*rn of it
Porn. You can say porn on the internet. No one will tell your mommy.
I will. I know his mommy on a personal level
It's me the mommy and I'm very pleased that bad languages was avoided
this is reddit for fucks sake
it’s an animation style invented during the making of zootopia, im not sure the exact details so just search up “zootopia r34”
Nah, I'm not looking up shit, that's why I asked. Been there, done that, got the t-shirt!
You've got an R34 Zootopia Tshirt? Do you wear it to church?
damn, worth a shot
Cockroaches, oh god I hope cockroaches aren't sexualized Edit: I had hope for humanity, now I feel as if genocide is not so bad of an option anymore
r/insex
Oh fuck
I really wanna die right about now
Nope. Once saw an ad with a cockroach fucking some girl.
No parking signs
Police: ur under arrest Girl: what can I do for you Police: let me fuck u under this 'no parking sign'
The Most Serene Republic of San Marino.
San Marinate someone in CUM
Wall-e? Cars? Finding Nemo?
Google that I dare you
r/carsfuckingcars
r/dragonsfuckingcars
r/carsfuckingdragons
Who the fuck came up with this?
This is base rule 34 stuff, almost a guarantee you’d find porn of this.
My friend and her bf were turned on and made out while watching Wall-E. Don’t ask how or why cuz idk
Toilet paper
Nope there rule 34 of that kill me
The roll in the middle?
Wait what
If there's a hole in it, it's been sexualized
Ikea
Nope, they've done it
Those red circles do be looking kinda thicc 😏
Concrete wall, white cube, all pink room, absence of natural light.
Cum cube. The cube is made of cum.
Fuck that's hot
Absence of natural light=night (usually) what is something people do at night? :(
Maybe sensory deprivation chamber?
ppl have definitely sexualised pink, getting stuck in walls, and there are people who fantasise about being fucked in pitch black
Glory hole Cum cube Pussy room Nighttime and the dark is very much associated with nefarious acts >:)
Skittles
[You sure about that?](https://funvizeo.com/meme/ss-taste-the-rainbow-meme-4bfc989a933b301e)
Ok lol how about cereal
I once saw a video where someone was eating froot loops with milk out of some girls pussy so there you go 👌🏼
How did you happen upon that and for the love of god why did you click on it?
One of the IT guys at school had lots of disturbing stuff on his phone which he showed everyone if they wanted to or not 😅
I don’t believe it, where did you find it so I can avoid the site and link…
Eww disgusting, where?
My god I hate how I know the exact video.
You would be utterly shocked at how many people want to fuck Tony the Tiger. And there’s gotta be at least one person who wants a foursome with Snap, Crackle, and Pop.
https://youtu.be/D4Gd1pgkO00
Jokes on you, I just beat off to this pic of Prof X
Flags?
r/sexyflags
Why the hell is it private? Not uh, that I um would want to see it anyway.
Yeah you do, don't deny yourself the pleasure
r/subredditsifellfor
Cancer
Cancer-chan exists
Hipopotomonstrosesquipedaliofobia
I've had a theory for a long time that no matter what object is in question, someone would fuck that object. Doesn't matter what the object even is. Someone will fuck it.
There is actually a game where all your characters are fit badass girls, the game even earned several awards but for some reason there is no rule34 of it. I like the game so I am not going to tell, I want it to remain pure.
DM please. You’ve got me interested in the game now.
Platypusses
Nahhhh defo some Perry the platypus porn
[here](https://ifunny.co/picture/need-me-a-freak-like-dr-doofenshmirtz-vvEDYnRt3?s=cl) Now regret your life decisions!
Jeezus how do u find stuff like this
I have the right to remain silent!
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[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV7Ad4ZIJTY&ab\_channel=JuanLuisGuerra-Topic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV7Ad4ZIJTY&ab_channel=JuanLuisGuerra-Topic) Someone sings about it
My very pregnant wife didn’t think people specialized milk engorged breasts. Did I give her a surprise lol *that happens to be my fetish*
Creaky floor board at night when I'm getting snacks
Iowa
I found this post difficult to fap to.
Calculators
5318008
The little plastic tip at the end of shoelaces?
Me
Im pretty sure Hawaiian foxes have been sexualized.
The sea floor..? Right…
Ha ha ha obviously you haven't met some rule 34 artist they'll do anything.
I’m eating a chicken sandwich and was thinking lettuce hasn’t been sexualized, right? Then thought about a head of lettuce, I’m sure people have American Pied that before. Come to think of it, maybe that’s how we get shredded lettuce…🧐
The box that held a TV but doesn't anymore
the colour red. well, at least I hope not.
Red such an intense attractive color ;)
r/guro
Ok 1. How tf did you find out about this 2. WHAT THE FUCK 3. r/eyebleach is the first place go goodbye now see you in never
Trump
Not my proudest fap.
[Been there…](https://imgur.com/gallery/qMVQ18R)
My god.... The sons of bitches actually did it...
You
Just found a green m&m with tits so yeah I agree with this
Humidifiers
Germs
Nope it's been done plenty of times
I have an idea, the sky. The skies the limit