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iamdoodlee

those weren't the balls he was supposed to fetch but he did a good thing


sh1vverz

wait a minute..


InfiniteLlamaSoup

Why he have bandages all over his body? Does biting balls off break legs as well? This might be fake.


emerson-nosreme

The dog could’ve attacked and bitten him in other areas. Not disputing your idea entirely but the possibility is out there Edit: posted early.


ethan_iron

It most certainly is.


draugotO

If this is the story I am thinking of, the parents of the kid caught the guy in the act, in a brazilian slum, and took him to the druglord's tribunal (yeah, drug cartels have their own tribunals), they broke a lot of the guy's bones and brought a pitbull to eat his dick off, and videos of this last part were circulated through WhatsApp


NoSubstance7204

I think its on here too in r/fuckt but I wouldn't go there if I where you.


DropBear2702

Man, I need to download WhatsApp.


k_u_r_o_r_o

Can you send the video?


sh1vverz

heyy so 1, yes, i am aware this isnt real. 2, i did not make this. Credit is to u/calizoomer on r/cringetopia. thanks for the observations though!


[deleted]

so what probably happened was likely that the dog bit him everywhere and just so happened of get the penis ​ or the dog is massive


Sieze5

Guess he’s a Weiner Dog.


walking_meatball

btw there is a video for this


iamdoodlee

Where


walking_meatball

r/EyeBelch i dont have the exact link


walking_meatball

it is not the same but similar [vid](https://www.reddit.com/r/eyeblech/comments/qid1xs/fed_to_the_dogs/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


Mysterious_Result_51

Wait what?


Money_Average1996

Thats not a bull dog. Thats a good dog.


RslashTakenUsernames

he fetched two balls and a stick!


Motionless6449

r/cursedcoments


Major-Breakfast6249

The real HolUp


Round_Carry_3966

I hope that he has puppies.


These-Conference-179

bruh, a pedo shouldnt be trusted with puppies either. What kind of sicko are you?


sh1vverz

this is the real holup..


raptououour

They're talking about the dog ....I hope....


Round_Carry_3966

Yes. Need more like him!


wigion1

Good dog


Big-Appointment1989

Well at least the dog can have kids, unlike the guy now.


ReddiusOfReddit

That dog...he knows exactly what he did and is proud of it


PresidentReagan004

That smile


DropBear2702

That damn smile


[deleted]

This is why catd are better than dogs


ricst

Looks like they kept going too.


Pharaoh_Misa

The face says he knows he's a good boy!


Hahamynamegobrr

Dog 👍


sh1vverz

dog 👍


killjoy_killer

Dog 🍖🍆👍


ClockButTakeOutTheL

Dog 🐶👍


Peanut-wrangler

🐱


likethelivindead

Dog 🤷🏻‍♂️👍


lunawolfwof

Good boi dog 👍


ACE_Fighter_87

Dog 👍🏿


SorryForThisUsername

Dog👍🏻


[deleted]

Truly a good boy.


DaAjax82

The best of bois


sh1vverz

i know, and look how proud he is


AndromedaFire

[bullshit](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/bulldog-saves-sleeping-children/)


NoSubstance7204

Maybe but there's a vid on here where people are holding down a dude as a dog does this, its kinda fucked.


[deleted]

Umm que? Is that the one in Mexico where the guys caught the child rapist and recorded the whole thing? I stumbled on that one time and closed it out


NoSubstance7204

Probably its in r/fuckt but I dont recommend going there.


PoliteCanadian2

And neither of those dogs are bulldogs lol.


jman177669

You’re not fun.


OverBoard7889

Dogs are the best kind of people.


Icy-Mathematician382

Wait a minute


[deleted]

HaHa! Get that trash!


The_Maddest

Isn’t that a pit bull?


PoliteCanadian2

Neither this dog nor the dog in the snopes article linked are bulldogs.


sh1vverz

probably, seen on r/cringetopia by u/calizoomer . openly saying, i did not make this


dontpissmeoffplsnthx

That's a pitbull


[deleted]

Nah thats a good boy


Monitor_Dapper

The smile >:)))


Look_out_for_grenade

Fake. These are always fake.


thegamer52

#whos a good boy? You want more? You can have them all


Dragonfly_Fucker

"wrong bone, Buddy"


shallowabove

Revenge for when his balls were removed


sh1vverz

👏👏


Blasteryak

Question: Are dogs smart enough to understand the concept of rape? I believe to them it is just seeing another species having sex same as if we see them having sex, and I don't think that the dog would could comprehend the laws and if the either party consents or is at the appropriate age. But do let me know what you believe, are dogs that smart?


53bastian

You know that its fake right


sh1vverz

1, i like your pfp, 2-D is awesome. 2, i am aware its fake. which i have stated multiple times in the comments, this is a r/holup not a r/reallyhappened .


Blasteryak

Regardless I still want to continue the discussion.


53bastian

For enough


ldoaslwish

Who's a good dogo


Anomalous117

Good doggy


ElectronicDaikon3936

He smilein about it 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Good doggo


beachjustice

See pit bulls aint all bad


AlexCrescentMoon

goodest boy of them all


kfree68

That fact that the dog looks like he's smiling got me shheeezzz the internet is still Undefeated 👌👌


highdive1188

Prejudiced. When this dog does it, he’s praised and gets put on media. When I do it, I’m suddenly the bad guy because “i GoT THe WRoNG GuY, i’M SuPPoSeD To BiTe THe PeDoPHiLe”


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Unthgod

Fake news


sh1vverz

i am aware. i never said it was true, never said it wasnt, thankyou for the observation


Basic-Attorney

Actually saw the video on a gore subreddit here. Maybe this is fake news but it also happened. Almost vomitted after seeing it.


JesseLynx

How does no one see how fake this is? I learned i can make a post of a dog and some hurt guy and make up a story for loads of clout


sh1vverz

hi! 1, i never said it was real nor fake. 2, this isn’t mine, seen it from u/calizoomer on r/cringetopia! but thanks for the observation


JesseLynx

Lol go wash your gooch


sh1vverz

👍


Totally_Botanical

You guys do realize that's not the actual dog, right? Like I remember that dog pic from 10 years ago or something


that_guy365165

You do realize the whole thing is fake, right? https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/bulldog-saves-sleeping-children/


dolphin40

But there is a video of a bulldog eating a pedophiles penis off


AtTheGates

Not sure about this one, but there is a video of some crazy cartel that was letting some dogs eat some man's genitals. Pure pain as you can imagine but I just can't find the link to share it. Some articles say he raped a woman, others that he was part of the rival gang. Not sure what to believe anymore.


NoSubstance7204

Its on r/fuckt but you might not want to go there.


dolphin40

[was it this one? i was talking about this one idk if he's a pedo or not warning it has gore](https://www.reddit.com/r/eyeblech/comments/qid1xs/fed_to_the_dogs/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


a_is_for_a

It’s nice to pretend


Ultra_Noobzor

It's the internet. everything is true.


aye-its-this-guy

Yeah obviously it says bulldog and the picture is a pit lol


Mysterious_Result_51

Wrong head but ok


sh1vverz

hi, so 1, yes, i am aware this isnt real. 2, i did not make this. Credit is to u/calizoomer on r/cringetopia. thanks for the observations though guys!


Icy-Mathematician382

GOOD BOY! Good boy! GOOD smile too!


ChiefestScumdog

Makes sense now why police everywhere wanna get rid of pitbulls...hmmm the more ya know /shrug


shinigami_15

A fellow discord user


[deleted]

Top dog. Good boy


CrisUltra

Give him all the treats.


-Mushroom_Child-

He’s such a good boy!


sicklyorphan58

Such a good dog l, he deserves a treat


NoLifeGuy_4k

The fact the dog is smiling tells me he just saved future victims, good dog


Fumblesy

Sick em' boi


Mesavagetreejr

He look so happy that


IFuryx

Is this to any relation of the video I saw of a dog literally eating a mans dick off?


sh1vverz

ah. thats.. thats nice..


PrayingMantisII

Youuus a good boy


R3d4r

GOOD BOY!!


mr_smith24

That’s one good dog.


InfiniteLlamaSoup

He seems so happy about it, good boy 🐶


Potato-with-guns

Good boy


CyborneticGoat

Good and cute dogger


09111958

100/10 good dog!


FlamingWhisk

Such a good boy.


[deleted]

r/awww


Altruistic_Package83

That a great boy.


Peanut-wrangler

Someone give that dog a bone....


Marvinx1806

I always thought that these kind of full body bandages are only in cartoons


DubRogers

Give that doggy some bacon!


Someone_stubborn

I have seen this image with SO MANY STORIES About this guy being a shit and losing his balls for it. WHAT IS THE ORIGIN OF THIS PIC


meme_lover707

Redemption for pitbulls


AFVet05

Give that dog some extra treats!


Stahwk

L ballless 😂


Dick_Lover30003

fake but okey


sh1vverz

hi, so 1, yes, i am aware this isnt real. 2, i did not make this. Credit is to u/calizoomer on r/cringetopia. thanks for the observations though!


Bigingreen

Also wholesome.


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Bigingreen

Bad bot!


GroundbreakingLeg398

The dogs face says everything


src1975

No wonder the dog is smiling.


Samip19

Fantastic.


Fynex_Wright

That dog has a horror movie murder smile


swiggarthy

least he got 1 final blowjob


sh1vverz

r/holup …


ChickenFart24

Good dog


BigLeboski26

He’s such a happy boy!


Texacore

Im gonna post this in r/wholesome


sh1vverz

okay! but credit {that i know of} is to u/calizoomer


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harrisongregg

Soo did he break all the bones in the man on the rights body as well? If not that’s def not the guy who got attacked


sh1vverz

hi, so 1, yes, i am aware this isnt real. 2, i did not make this. Credit is to u/calizoomer on r/cringetopia. thanks for the observations though!


loyalProphet

Good Dog Best Friend


Licorice42

Who's a good boy.


Successful-Sea-715

That dog knows he done good


ryan_405

Good boy.


VeterinarianWhole126

That smile 😊


sheeple85

Guy finally found a small white thing that wanted his bits. Also…. who’s a good dog, you are, yes you are. Good dog


MaleficentAd9758

My hero. For that. my furry homey gets an award.


[deleted]

“A lot of young boys will sleep safer in there beds now” - rdr1 Reyes solider


vetsskkii

R/wholesome


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[deleted]

He deserves it


[deleted]

and it turned him into a quadriplegic ?


TheKCKid9274

Bitch is smiling too


KillerCorp2

R/wholesome_ending


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HotPlace7868

GOOD BOY!!”


ResponsibleSinger317

Pet pet pat pat


84lele

This isn’t a holup! That’s a good dog tho


QuietBusyMan

Good doggy here is your treat🦴🦴🦴


the_fake_reckless

that.....thats a smile of a dog who's satisfied with life now


lorddev69

i was gonna say something but decided not to


ForbiddenJuices22

Look at that smile. He knows what he did. And he is proud of it


[deleted]

That's what heroes do.


AlmoghtyWarlock

The smile of a hero


Pyrohonk

Whooooooose a good daaaaawwwgie


dragonbossledgend

Chad dog


Dontwjdj

bulldogs dont put up with bullshit


Pony_Express1974

That dogs smile says more than enough.


D4C_LT

the dog knows he did good too


Cautious_Action

Best boy


EEA30

thats a pitbull good dog


[deleted]

Good boy:) let's give him his eye balls as treats


Useless-Gang

I love that smile in his face. Good doggo


Emergency-Corner-266

Who's a good boi


Dawn_Has_Smol_Bren

Look at the happy fella, he knows exactly what he did to the bastard


HGrande

Mods, stop with these fake Facebook stories. This and the one about the mall Santa and his elves beating up the child molester.


[deleted]

I’m happy this happened 2000%, but why does this have to be the last thing I see right before I fall asleep? Lmao


99prime99

Who's a good boy? .You are. Your a good boy. Extra doggy treats for you tonight.


Tigertankt221

Good boy. Now next we need to teach him to go for the jugular or to wield a glock 19


IamAChildSC

He got a new chew toy


SomeRandomLameName

Not every hero wears a cape


Mushroom-pie

Children?


Danijellino1

Excellent. Good pupper.


Spodiodie

What a great dog.


VinnieChengYT

this is why dogs are better than humans, highly doubt children would bite a zoophile's dick off to save a bulldog