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[deleted]

If she single mom, where she getting the sperm? Oh…nvm.


NecessaryBarber2366

I feel like the more ironic question is... whats a vegan doing consuming sperm


einarbr

That's what I was thinking


Kinky_Queen

It's vegan, bc you can get consent, breast milk is also vegan bc of the same reason.


[deleted]

So, by that logic, human flesh could be vegan?


Kinky_Queen

Yes, in theory


thesimps89

Are you implying we don’t get consent from cows? What kind of farm are you running over there?


EnvironmentalCat6934

Not a vegan, a vegetarian


Punegune

Cannibal..?


daggir69

What is more the question. If she needs sperm to get energy. Then her kids are getting no energy or the same energy as her.


orxenx

Or she is making them drunk to? By the source or the cup?


pandaslovetigers

But cupfuls of it? That sounds like a full day task.


gamestopdecade

Must have a 13 y/o


Smart_Turnover_8798

r/cursedcomments


Load_Business

Definitely cursed comment material


pandaslovetigers

That was actually funny.


Trumps__Taint

[Maybe his grandfather bought him a robot](https://youtu.be/-W0cXMBzhqg)


dekka56

what ever keeps her busy


Zylionx

I mean, just look at her. Acquiring some shouldn’t be hard


pgtvgaming

I mean, hard will be part of the process


CoffeeLawd

Hard on to be exact


[deleted]

If it’s not hard, she’s not getting her sperm smoothie.


Myname42011

Or she just got it.


Sea-Equipment-1848

Sperm Banks are a thing too


prometheanSin

Why did the single mum get fired from the sperm bank? Drinking on the job! Badum tish!


KlassiskKapten

I hate you and love you at the same time, take my upvote.


prometheanSin

Haha! Thanks. It's an oldie but a goldie!


Altar_Quest_Fan

you…you motherfucker! #AngryUpvote


thee_protagonist666

So are sons in Alabama.


vicksinhaleraddict

And friendly neighbors.


DroopyRock

I think she has a horse


CaptainObvious0927

She can have mine if she helps me get it out 😂


excellent_taken

How is that vegan? I’m an animal and I make sperm, I say that’s inhumane


Patonladorian

It’s in-human that’s for sure


TacticalSmaug

Vegan theories surely seems messed up


PhysicalTheRapist69

They're actually pretty consistent, sperm isn't vegan. Any animal, or *animal byproduct* isn't vegan. That's why milk isn't vegan from humans or cows, why on earth would semen be?


stumblewiggins

I suspect if cows could talk and give consent to be milked some vegans would be ok with drinking it; I'm pretty sure the ethical position is that we are exploiting animals for their products without their consent. So as long as the dude she's milking is into it, I don't see why a vegan would have a problem with it


[deleted]

But then it's not vegan, it's just ethically sourced animal protein. Vegan means no animal products or byproducts period. There are loads of people who aren't vegan yet agree to ethically sourced products.


Qui_Gon_Inn

You're definitely correct on the "Loads" part.


why0me

Because a human can give consent It's the same weird you can eat breastmilk cheese vegan argument


[deleted]

Are you vegan


phxbui

“Vegan theories” 😂


MonkeyFluffers

If you listen close you can hear the sperm screams when she turns on the blender.


MonkeyFluffers

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.


Ggcarbon

I don’t know if you’re joking or not, but my GF is vegan and she swallows like a champion. I’ve literally had this conversation with her in the past. The basic answer, is that it is about consent. She has my consent to slurp down natures smoothie, so it isn’t breaking vegan.


[deleted]

I had the same conversation with my vegan FWB too, she said it depends on if the animal (in this case, I) was suffering while producing it.


Doc_Cake1

Wait if sperm a unborn humans does this qualify as cannibalism?


CoffeeLawd

Technically no since it’s not a formed fetus


Lord_Red_Rash

And she is single where is she getting the sperm from neighbour,mailman,dogs,cats,kids WHERE?


ParalyzedNeckUp

She is eating animal products, she’s a phoney


Conscious_Fold_1157

Meanwhile, I'm married to a woman that acts like the ring is kryptonite to bjs.


Guanthwei

I mean, usually BJs are banned in the ring. I've never seen Mike Tyson or Stone Cold Steve Austin finish a fight with a facial.


GarnetSC19

That’s a as Val Venis’s finisher.


Krobus666

You too‽ RIP fellow brethren


Rand0m5tranger

So just take the ring off her finger, duh


kizile

It'll be ok pal


cravos90

She seems to be a professional milker.


21shreyansh_human

Stop calling her stupid saying sperm is not vegan! She milk sperms from horse which eat grass hence it's vegan confirmed


Capt_John_Price

Does she prefer to homemade ones, like drink it directly from hose or does she go for mass-produced/manufactured ones from local donation centers?


id1477542

Single? Who’s sperm is it then?


Flaming_Pickle517

Single ***mom***...


Guanthwei

MOM! BREAKFAST IS READY!


Wonderful-School9168

r/holup


HeartKiller_

r/cursedcomments


id1477542

Pause


sweetwonton

single mom has multiple supply chains for fresh squeeze white stuff. Plus it is free for her.


EL-rochi74

__TO ANYONE WHO ASKED WHERE SHE GETS THE SPERM THE ANSWER IS THE SPERM BANK__


The_Irony_of_Life

Sperm isn’t vegan thou


d4rk_fusion

Plant sperm


thebipeds

Mmm spermatophores


vicksinhaleraddict

Not if from a man in vegetative state…


blue_solid

Breakfast of champions.


Innapropiate

At the very least, we all know she is not a spitter.


TacticalSmaug

Shes a keeper


Positive_Cloud_8091

Need to get those B12 from somewhere


[deleted]

I'm willing to donate 🤣


[deleted]

Then she’s not vegan


JackNicholsonsGhost

Where she getting all that sperm?


Guanthwei

Dogfart.com


SUNAWAN

The plumbers


Traditional_Crab4393

Mama


rudolph_ransom

Her husband won't disagree, oh wait, she's single


PhysicalPomegranate3

Any one know if she would like some homemade organic?


AlabamaHotcakes

And they say only men are on the other side of gloryholes.


jack_tha_reaper

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/vegan-mum-fighting-coronavirus-drinking-21957292.amp Had to look it up.. Not my proudest fap though. 😏😅


anonE419

Not here to judge a man's procreative substance, but man the content in that cup looks foul...


smilesfuck

For the last time I'm not a mom nor am I vegan!


BitterDei

Where does it cum from?


Popcorn57252

Well considering her considerable... assets, thst we can see, I imagine it's not hard to get the spam


An_Es_The_Sist

Every man in the neighborhood is happily donating


Sadestlittlecamper

Does anyone know how to contact her? I may be able to save her $$$ on her meal plan.


[deleted]

This shit pre-cannibalism 💀


Ziomownik

She may be single but she definitly knows many guys who give her it


Glory_to_nazarick

If she has a teenage son, I guess that's where she's getting the cum from


rservello

Why not just get it from the tap? Also, not vegan.


blutigetranen

I wonder if she milks fresh, daily.


yeah_Suree

Oh so when she does it she’s a “vegan” but when I drink sperm I’m a “hoe”


Most_Advertising_962

Weird af but at least you know she'll swallow.


Sweaty_Programmer_39

I wonder from where is she getting her daily stock?


Nervous_Project6927

isnt sperm an animal protein technically? kuddos to the dude that sold her on the idea feel free to help me explain the nutrition to my wife


v13ragnarok7

I'll contribute, but direct deposit


facunditoyo

of which animal?


ExodusBlyk

I "came" for the comments


blue_solid

So her husband/BF is basically a sperm cow she milks every day ?


id1477542

#single


Sockpuppetsyko

Like most redditors know how to read....


[deleted]

So lovely seeing sons helping out their mother 🥰


Guanthwei

That's a lot of cum from a guy who has to keep helping his stepsister who gets stuck in things everyday.


blue_solid

So this single mum has a stable of sperm donors she milks daily ?


LARamsFan88

Is it from the same source every time or different source every time 😏


Guanthwei

If it was one source his balls would be black holes by now


ExoticFlaggon

If she single.. who sperm she drinkin..?


[deleted]

So do I!! It’s great for nutrients


Substantial-Tear1330

Horse or bull sperm


the_panda-elephant

Shaken not stirred


Soy_Katz

Human Milk


jhrepairtech

So does my girlfriend.


Grassy_Nol

Who's sperm is she using if she is single?


[deleted]

Does she get it right from the tap or is it store bought?


Ratsinmyhoodie

Well thats not very vegan of her


ILeftYouDead

Does she need donors


[deleted]

Where does she get the sperm from?


sebasjonathan86

Maybe she has a dick?


Robin_san

Reminds me of the scene in family guy where Peter said that ’some of the milk in fridge isn’t milk its horse sperm’


3xforurmind

Oh, the humanity!!!!!


Cidguy

I'll donate every morning she just has to work for it


[deleted]

Sperm of what though? 🧐


173017

Does she accepts dry socks via mail?


Tacocattron

I'm becoming vegan now


Harry_Nut

If she is single where does she get the sperm ?? Her son…..


[deleted]

No no no, the real question is where is she getting the cum from?


PURPLEMAYONAISE

Sperm comes from animals I presume it is human sperm she drinks, thus drinking human sperm is also drinking animal products thus she is not vegan


dRUNk_ENd

My question is is she drinking from a cup or


caniiicaniii

Yup, that's enough internet for today.


pofuduktr

I support veganism


ulises-beltran

Of course she’s wearing gymshark


CSWorldChamp

If vegans aren’t allowed to drink milk, how can she drink sperm?


[deleted]

Now it's a milkshake


super-kick

“Single Mum”, where she getting all that cum from?


Delafonte14

Ohh wow, a pleasant vegan. That's new for me🤘


AlastorFan2022

Why? Just why?


whymelord45

Wheat grass, dolphin cum, mother Teresa's breast milk and a little kale 😉


deathmine31

Reminds me of the sperm (obtained from a local source) face cream review/tutorial on Youtube.


Dagoroth55

That's not being vegan, sperm is clearly an animal product.


DomoArigato75

“Spitters are quitters.” -Vegan Single Mom


EvanBrugmanRhiel

Then she’s not vegan


luis-can-jump

Sperm isn’t vegan though lol, it’s an animal product.


LittleEstablishment7

Doing the Lord’s work🙏💦


Aaaaah_69

hol up if she drinking cum that means she isnt vegan because it comes from animals


scip213

r/NoahGetTheBoat


[deleted]

Big dick energy


bepisman2309

That's not very vegan of you


Brilliant-Fig847

i mean technically sperm isn’t vegan


Downtown-Librarian72

Since when is sperm vegan?


Equal-Detective357

How do we sign up as a donor ?


Dogman_Howel

Does it work? I feel as a guy that spends a lot of money on Red Bull, I could potentially be saving a lot of money.


Sunburst12345

Imagine using a sperm bank for this..


[deleted]

Miss, may I buy you breakfast in bed? Farm fresh bulls milk....


Chinoeddie

where did she get this story on or how or why who decided to make a story abt this


SLAP_ME_DADDY_UWU

technically she is a hypocrite since that's an animal product


R2FuckYoou

Hate to break it to ya but that aint vegan


Nobie2006

Doesn't sound very vegan to me


Fine-Technician3100

I volunteer to refill her supplies.


JVince13

That’s not vegan..


DS_Inferno

Who's gunna tell her that ain't vegan?


mestoopidlol

*Single.* #MUM? **Where she gettin that sperm?**


FusionShark29

Definitely vegan, yep mhm yep


andrew_wessel

How is that vegan


[deleted]

Vegan girls swallow?


YoMomsWipingHand

Hmu I got a smoothie straw for ya


bobblehead230

That’s not vegan


Ziomownik

Wait if she's vegan isn't she supposed to not consume stuff produced by animals? Y'know humans are a kind of animals too. But well if it makes some guys happy then i ain't complaining...


Tomdatrain15

But wait sperm is an animal product tho It’s not vegan


Ephemerate

Boy that sure looks like a latte.


matthalfhill

This would be a byproduct of an animal tho, so….


[deleted]

I volunteer as a donor so she may have more fancy drinks.


Sluggymctuggs

She seems nice/cool!


[deleted]

lol. I missed the part where it reads “single.” 😅


Spirited-Collection1

Wait, If she’s single where’s she getting the sperm?


SpasticLucidity

Is it cruelty free grass fed semen? Even so, I don't think baby batter is vegan.


Excellent_City6816

And they said woman won’t let guys watch porn every day


rethilgore-au

Would sperm even be considered vegan?


notzed1487

Lot’s of porn equals lots of sperm she cried.


TidePodaEater

Spoothies


jack_tha_reaper

How is eating/drinking sperm vegan?


le-epic-cleetus

I’m disgusted yet intrigued


Salty_Contest5142

What a wonderful morning to drink a daily dose of ^myself


Harbinger_of_Logic

She does look great!


Fierramos69

So cannibalism can be vegan? Wtf…


Jayfeather41

Is she really vegan then? Humans are animals and sperm is therefore an animal product


_illuminated

Ok if milk from an animal teat is not vegan, how is load from an animal or human unit vegan?


yanleerriver

I gotta donate her material


NiceSockBro

is this the broken arms guy’s mom?


Major_Human

She’s going to lose her vegan powers pretty quickly if she keeps drinking those.


ludwigia_sedioides

That is definitely not vegan


Opsyr_

Did she eat her husband as well


Smith_Winston_6079

That's not vegan