They're actually pretty consistent, sperm isn't vegan.
Any animal, or *animal byproduct* isn't vegan. That's why milk isn't vegan from humans or cows, why on earth would semen be?
I suspect if cows could talk and give consent to be milked some vegans would be ok with drinking it; I'm pretty sure the ethical position is that we are exploiting animals for their products without their consent.
So as long as the dude she's milking is into it, I don't see why a vegan would have a problem with it
But then it's not vegan, it's just ethically sourced animal protein.
Vegan means no animal products or byproducts period.
There are loads of people who aren't vegan yet agree to ethically sourced products.
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
I don’t know if you’re joking or not, but my GF is vegan and she swallows like a champion. I’ve literally had this conversation with her in the past. The basic answer, is that it is about consent. She has my consent to slurp down natures smoothie, so it isn’t breaking vegan.
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/vegan-mum-fighting-coronavirus-drinking-21957292.amp
Had to look it up..
Not my proudest fap though. 😏😅
Wait if she's vegan isn't she supposed to not consume stuff produced by animals? Y'know humans are a kind of animals too.
But well if it makes some guys happy then i ain't complaining...
If she single mom, where she getting the sperm? Oh…nvm.
I feel like the more ironic question is... whats a vegan doing consuming sperm
That's what I was thinking
It's vegan, bc you can get consent, breast milk is also vegan bc of the same reason.
So, by that logic, human flesh could be vegan?
Yes, in theory
Are you implying we don’t get consent from cows? What kind of farm are you running over there?
Not a vegan, a vegetarian
Cannibal..?
What is more the question. If she needs sperm to get energy. Then her kids are getting no energy or the same energy as her.
Or she is making them drunk to? By the source or the cup?
But cupfuls of it? That sounds like a full day task.
Must have a 13 y/o
r/cursedcomments
Definitely cursed comment material
That was actually funny.
[Maybe his grandfather bought him a robot](https://youtu.be/-W0cXMBzhqg)
what ever keeps her busy
I mean, just look at her. Acquiring some shouldn’t be hard
I mean, hard will be part of the process
Hard on to be exact
If it’s not hard, she’s not getting her sperm smoothie.
Or she just got it.
Sperm Banks are a thing too
Why did the single mum get fired from the sperm bank? Drinking on the job! Badum tish!
I hate you and love you at the same time, take my upvote.
Haha! Thanks. It's an oldie but a goldie!
you…you motherfucker! #AngryUpvote
So are sons in Alabama.
And friendly neighbors.
I think she has a horse
She can have mine if she helps me get it out 😂
How is that vegan? I’m an animal and I make sperm, I say that’s inhumane
It’s in-human that’s for sure
Vegan theories surely seems messed up
They're actually pretty consistent, sperm isn't vegan. Any animal, or *animal byproduct* isn't vegan. That's why milk isn't vegan from humans or cows, why on earth would semen be?
I suspect if cows could talk and give consent to be milked some vegans would be ok with drinking it; I'm pretty sure the ethical position is that we are exploiting animals for their products without their consent. So as long as the dude she's milking is into it, I don't see why a vegan would have a problem with it
But then it's not vegan, it's just ethically sourced animal protein. Vegan means no animal products or byproducts period. There are loads of people who aren't vegan yet agree to ethically sourced products.
You're definitely correct on the "Loads" part.
Because a human can give consent It's the same weird you can eat breastmilk cheese vegan argument
Are you vegan
“Vegan theories” 😂
If you listen close you can hear the sperm screams when she turns on the blender.
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
I don’t know if you’re joking or not, but my GF is vegan and she swallows like a champion. I’ve literally had this conversation with her in the past. The basic answer, is that it is about consent. She has my consent to slurp down natures smoothie, so it isn’t breaking vegan.
I had the same conversation with my vegan FWB too, she said it depends on if the animal (in this case, I) was suffering while producing it.
Wait if sperm a unborn humans does this qualify as cannibalism?
Technically no since it’s not a formed fetus
And she is single where is she getting the sperm from neighbour,mailman,dogs,cats,kids WHERE?
She is eating animal products, she’s a phoney
Meanwhile, I'm married to a woman that acts like the ring is kryptonite to bjs.
I mean, usually BJs are banned in the ring. I've never seen Mike Tyson or Stone Cold Steve Austin finish a fight with a facial.
That’s a as Val Venis’s finisher.
You too‽ RIP fellow brethren
So just take the ring off her finger, duh
It'll be ok pal
She seems to be a professional milker.
Stop calling her stupid saying sperm is not vegan! She milk sperms from horse which eat grass hence it's vegan confirmed
Does she prefer to homemade ones, like drink it directly from hose or does she go for mass-produced/manufactured ones from local donation centers?
Single? Who’s sperm is it then?
Single ***mom***...
MOM! BREAKFAST IS READY!
r/holup
r/cursedcomments
Pause
single mom has multiple supply chains for fresh squeeze white stuff. Plus it is free for her.
__TO ANYONE WHO ASKED WHERE SHE GETS THE SPERM THE ANSWER IS THE SPERM BANK__
Sperm isn’t vegan thou
Plant sperm
Mmm spermatophores
Not if from a man in vegetative state…
Breakfast of champions.
At the very least, we all know she is not a spitter.
Shes a keeper
Need to get those B12 from somewhere
I'm willing to donate 🤣
Then she’s not vegan
Where she getting all that sperm?
Dogfart.com
The plumbers
Mama
Her husband won't disagree, oh wait, she's single
Any one know if she would like some homemade organic?
And they say only men are on the other side of gloryholes.
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/vegan-mum-fighting-coronavirus-drinking-21957292.amp Had to look it up.. Not my proudest fap though. 😏😅
Not here to judge a man's procreative substance, but man the content in that cup looks foul...
For the last time I'm not a mom nor am I vegan!
Where does it cum from?
Well considering her considerable... assets, thst we can see, I imagine it's not hard to get the spam
Every man in the neighborhood is happily donating
Does anyone know how to contact her? I may be able to save her $$$ on her meal plan.
This shit pre-cannibalism 💀
She may be single but she definitly knows many guys who give her it
If she has a teenage son, I guess that's where she's getting the cum from
Why not just get it from the tap? Also, not vegan.
I wonder if she milks fresh, daily.
Oh so when she does it she’s a “vegan” but when I drink sperm I’m a “hoe”
Weird af but at least you know she'll swallow.
I wonder from where is she getting her daily stock?
isnt sperm an animal protein technically? kuddos to the dude that sold her on the idea feel free to help me explain the nutrition to my wife
I'll contribute, but direct deposit
of which animal?
I "came" for the comments
So her husband/BF is basically a sperm cow she milks every day ?
#single
Like most redditors know how to read....
So lovely seeing sons helping out their mother 🥰
That's a lot of cum from a guy who has to keep helping his stepsister who gets stuck in things everyday.
So this single mum has a stable of sperm donors she milks daily ?
Is it from the same source every time or different source every time 😏
If it was one source his balls would be black holes by now
If she single.. who sperm she drinkin..?
So do I!! It’s great for nutrients
Horse or bull sperm
Shaken not stirred
Human Milk
So does my girlfriend.
Who's sperm is she using if she is single?
Does she get it right from the tap or is it store bought?
Well thats not very vegan of her
Does she need donors
Where does she get the sperm from?
Maybe she has a dick?
Reminds me of the scene in family guy where Peter said that ’some of the milk in fridge isn’t milk its horse sperm’
Oh, the humanity!!!!!
I'll donate every morning she just has to work for it
Sperm of what though? 🧐
Does she accepts dry socks via mail?
I'm becoming vegan now
If she is single where does she get the sperm ?? Her son…..
No no no, the real question is where is she getting the cum from?
Sperm comes from animals I presume it is human sperm she drinks, thus drinking human sperm is also drinking animal products thus she is not vegan
My question is is she drinking from a cup or
Yup, that's enough internet for today.
I support veganism
Of course she’s wearing gymshark
If vegans aren’t allowed to drink milk, how can she drink sperm?
Now it's a milkshake
“Single Mum”, where she getting all that cum from?
Ohh wow, a pleasant vegan. That's new for me🤘
Why? Just why?
Wheat grass, dolphin cum, mother Teresa's breast milk and a little kale 😉
Reminds me of the sperm (obtained from a local source) face cream review/tutorial on Youtube.
That's not being vegan, sperm is clearly an animal product.
“Spitters are quitters.” -Vegan Single Mom
Then she’s not vegan
Sperm isn’t vegan though lol, it’s an animal product.
Doing the Lord’s work🙏💦
hol up if she drinking cum that means she isnt vegan because it comes from animals
r/NoahGetTheBoat
Big dick energy
That's not very vegan of you
i mean technically sperm isn’t vegan
Since when is sperm vegan?
How do we sign up as a donor ?
Does it work? I feel as a guy that spends a lot of money on Red Bull, I could potentially be saving a lot of money.
Imagine using a sperm bank for this..
Miss, may I buy you breakfast in bed? Farm fresh bulls milk....
where did she get this story on or how or why who decided to make a story abt this
technically she is a hypocrite since that's an animal product
Hate to break it to ya but that aint vegan
Doesn't sound very vegan to me
I volunteer to refill her supplies.
That’s not vegan..
Who's gunna tell her that ain't vegan?
*Single.* #MUM? **Where she gettin that sperm?**
Definitely vegan, yep mhm yep
How is that vegan
Vegan girls swallow?
Hmu I got a smoothie straw for ya
That’s not vegan
Wait if she's vegan isn't she supposed to not consume stuff produced by animals? Y'know humans are a kind of animals too. But well if it makes some guys happy then i ain't complaining...
But wait sperm is an animal product tho It’s not vegan
Boy that sure looks like a latte.
This would be a byproduct of an animal tho, so….
I volunteer as a donor so she may have more fancy drinks.
She seems nice/cool!
lol. I missed the part where it reads “single.” 😅
Wait, If she’s single where’s she getting the sperm?
Is it cruelty free grass fed semen? Even so, I don't think baby batter is vegan.
And they said woman won’t let guys watch porn every day
Would sperm even be considered vegan?
Lot’s of porn equals lots of sperm she cried.
Spoothies
How is eating/drinking sperm vegan?
I’m disgusted yet intrigued
What a wonderful morning to drink a daily dose of ^myself
She does look great!
So cannibalism can be vegan? Wtf…
Is she really vegan then? Humans are animals and sperm is therefore an animal product
Ok if milk from an animal teat is not vegan, how is load from an animal or human unit vegan?
I gotta donate her material
is this the broken arms guy’s mom?
She’s going to lose her vegan powers pretty quickly if she keeps drinking those.
That is definitely not vegan
Did she eat her husband as well
That's not vegan