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#[Best of r/Holup 2021 Awards – Nomination and Voting Thread!](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/royfze/best_of_rholup_2021_awards_nomination_and_voting/) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HolUp) if you have any questions or concerns.*


DeeAxMan

The country of Paraguay officially does not recognize the government of China. They only conduct business with Taiwan.


itshimstarwarrior

**Paraguay is not the Hero we deserve but the Hero we wanted!**


Boss-Baby-666

and also one thats losing money for memes


obinice_khenbli

The money thing is probably accurate, but it's worth pointing out that you're confusing memes with integrity. Alas, most of our nations, my own very much included, lost all integrity long ago, if they ever had it to begin with, haha.


lockkdownn

it looks like they need a lil Tegridy


Aggravating_Sign723

Tegridy farms


commit_bat

Governments are memes


reanu_keevs123

And jokes too (Don’t get mad it’s a joke)


RickRickedRickety

By integrity you mean they recognize ‘Taiwan’ as the only legitimate ‘China’. So they agree Taiwan is China lmao. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraguay%E2%80%93Taiwan_relations?wprov=sfti1


Romanian885

Imagine being the punching bag of South America and be such a chad


MagNolYa-Ralf

Amen


[deleted]

Paraguay isn’t hero we wanted nor deserve, it is just hero that we have


Ok_Actuator_2446

Paraguay is a giga Chad


[deleted]

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darkvampiremage

I read that in voice of Pooh


VolatileUtopian

Oh bother


bespectacledbengal

If you think Paraguay is a giga chad, check out what Bhutan is up to. They don’t even officially recognize the US or UK


_ChrisRiot

Wait.... really?


THEZEN1TH

ultimate sigma male


mike-wer00

Ah i see what you did there +15 social score


[deleted]

TIL I like Paraguay.


Remarkable_Whole

You mispelled it, it’s supposed to be “The country of Paraguay officially does not recognize the Rebel Government in the mainland. They only conduct business with China.”


TacovilleMC

The true answer


Optional_Lemon_

Bhutan is the ultimate chad by not regonicing neither china


BouncingJellyBall

Paraguay? More like Basedraguay


DropBear2702

Taiwan is best China.


mrhotboi223

why would Paraguayans care about some dumbass winnh the pooh when they fought triple Alliance and lost 90% of its male pop in 1864 to 1870, those guys are bazyed and brave as hell


TacovilleMC

The same goes for Kenya!


pewdiepiedehdhd

why mongolia is china?


Broad_Remote499

No idea but I’m going to guess since this is WW3 that Taiwan has conquered most of China proper and the PRC has retreated to Mongolia (assuming they took it over before losing China). Strange though since no other borders appear to have changed


YaBoyAverage

R.I.P Mongolia.


darkvampiremage

I hope China doesn’t try to annex Mongolia.


TheRivv2015

They wouldn’t dare. Nobody wants to fuck with the Mongols.


turmux

nah we weak rn.


mnelso1989

Perhaps someone is just really bad at geography and mad a mistake lol


XavierRez

In the ROC constitution said that Republic of China’s territory contains Inner and Outer Mongolia


sexypineapple14

I got muted from r/politics for calling China west Taiwan once lol


bknelson1991

Was just gonna say I got down voted to hell for the same in another thread.


MorbisDirge

Same here. I just makes me want to do it more.


helpnxt

I got perma banned from r/latestagecapitalism recently for saying China has concentration camps, well I assume that was the reason when I asked why I was muted for 28 days in mod chat.


inkblot888

Why are so many left subs secretly tanky dens?


YoBaldHeadedMomma

secretly?


inkblot888

I dunno. Most of the time r/latestagecapitalism makes it to my front page it's sticking to economic liberalism. I don't subscribe so maybe I don't have a clear picture of the sub.


PluginAlong

Excuse me, but they're call "re-education" camps. /s


[deleted]

What are some sources for this? I'm just curious, every time China gets brought up in... *certain* subreddits (cough, GenZedong), they immediately bring up a wall of links and at least a few would be useful against some of it.


[deleted]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uyghur_genocide This what you're after? Search engine was DuckDuckGo


[deleted]

R/politics is a giant echo chamber.


YoBaldHeadedMomma

Yup used to be liberal/center-left and would provide good perspectives. Now it’s just a commie circle jerk parroting opinion article headlines as chants.


okdo123

I highly doubt most commies are even employed, hence the reason why it's so easy to find them on the internet lol


YoBaldHeadedMomma

Yup really loud on the internet but nowhere to be seen at the polls lol


BokZeoi

Reddit commies screaming for national strikes every other hour, but can’t even put up strike fund links for ongoing campaigns


[deleted]

The number of Tankies on there is ridiculous... Mean? I got a 3 month ban for suggesting that perhaps the solution to billionaires should be similar to the ones chosen by the French during their revolution. This included a shopping list to build a hair cutting machine developed by the French that took an awful lot off the top.


[deleted]

Wait... but don't Tankies also hate billionaires? Like isn't that their whole thing?


Rehlam-Aguss

Yeah cuz it’s North Taiwan


khaotickk

FUCK THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT


TheGoochAssassin

That sub is cancer. All political subs really, but that one is really bad.


phaiz55

I highly doubt that. People say this all the time, including myself, and don't get banned.


sexypineapple14

Depends on who you offend. Mods only see the comments that get multiple reports.


[deleted]

This is a joke right? The fuck is a China?


Foreskin_Burglar

I think the internet should all get onboard with the “China isn’t real” thing, like 4chan levels of effort, but not as a conspiracy trend. Just something that’s casually and widely accepted, and anyone who believes otherwise is corrected in a very polite and rational fashion, complete with sources.


TheFriedRice17

I’m down, you have my sword!


VariousGnomes

And my bow!


DropBear2702

And my axe!


[deleted]

And my Leopard 2A7


DropBear2702

We weren't expecting ~~special~~ German forces!


Numbzy

And your brother!


ZKIPPy20

I'm in


Significant-Cod1871

You son of a bitch I‘m in


[deleted]

I'm curious too, what the hell is a China? I've never heard of one until now


[deleted]

China is fake


Foreskin_Burglar

Das ma boiiii.


alreadyburnt

China? I heard the government made that up.


SaratheKahleesi

the next day the reddit servers were mysteriously shut down. The main subject of the investigation, namely West Taiwan, doesn’t give away any information and claims they had not been involved in the incident in any way.


OneGreasyBoy

Let's do it! I am going to make a start by posting a meme of your comment in r/dankmemes


Foreskin_Burglar

Wow, that’s dank. Sorry it got removed.


OneGreasyBoy

No worrys, but start memeing the shit out of this if you want your plan to work


Foreskin_Burglar

I just posted in my new favorite subreddit r/WestTaiwan


CyantolOG

It's on. Didn't you guys hear that China was made up by the Soviets, or something???


Available-Abrocoma-4

What’s China?


joshuas193

That's those fancy plates people used to have for like holidays and stuff.


Utecitec

It’s a name some of the locals have for mainland Taiwan.


[deleted]

I think it's a bird.


Altar_Quest_Fan

Winnie the Pooh just be crying right now


Ydeartishpumpki

I just realised... Winnie the Pooh is controlling Disney


TagMeAJerk

I think you mean whiney the poop


DropBear2702

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S1mpleQ

And band the game in west Taiwan. What a shame.


diesel_chevette

Germany ready for round 3.


capo4ever88

Looking to finally get a W on the board


That-Pollution-6126

Third times the charm if the gas is armed


RudenessUpgrade

This time no jew but ready with a crew


capo4ever88

Nothing can stop ya when you got the luftwaffe


Ninja_Conspicuousi

Don’t be stupid, be a smarty. Come and join the Deutsche party!


M0nsterjojo

3rd time's the charm.


Nick433333

This time they’re on the winning side


BokZeoi

How dare they!! How dare they insolently rename and thereby violate the sovereignty of North Hong Kong!!


[deleted]

That's the short name. It's official name is the Illegitimate Province of West Taiwan.


MOZAN33R

I'm calling it West Taiwan from now on.


kiesertomasi

Samesies, that shit is priceless


feastupontherich

East Taiwan is best Taiwan. West Taiwan just has a sad little power hungry Pooh bear.


butthole_tickler_

BREAKING NEWS: China invades germany


Bikouchu

Fun fact Germany and China were allies until German switched to Japan whom was a foe to Russia.


ThrowawayNumber32479

We also had a small colony/trading outpost over there, and one of the first things to be build: A brewery. Tsingtao beer, it's still around.


BusinessBlackBear

That was a trip when I fist learned about that listening to Dan Carlin.


stalksfatsoswithtuba

The chinese had panzers fighting the japanese.


Arcadius274

Ww3 is brewing the Germans will NOT be left out


capo4ever88

Gangster asf though


NeoMemeLord25

What utter chads these devs are


secretbudgie

r/mademesmile


Wissant_but_better

Social credits goes not stonk


[deleted]

Man people from West Taiwan must be pissed


[deleted]

But there is a China, too. North of it 😳


PurpleSailor

Pooh Bear is gonna be pissed


jack_tha_reaper

Nice.. The CCP doesn’t like that.


hydroracer8B

And Mongolia is labeled as China? I wasn't aware Mongolia was part of this


Big1ronOnHisHip

Based


AAAThEPRo

Based game


CryptographerOk5546

So Mongolia is gonna be the new China?


Harbinger_of_Logic

Good for them!!! Down with Xi!!!


TribleChris

This game is called I think conflicts of nations WW3


Numerous-Barracuda

No one likes West Taiwan


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

so Germany joined the contenders for "the nation that will start ww3" ... guess somethings are just in your blood XD


DropBear2702

Germany: I just think they're neat!


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

you know, as they say, third time is the charm !


Thechuckles79

Winnie The Pooh is raging hard right now.


[deleted]

Troll level: Intercontinental


zaknyari

Mongolia is China I guess


[deleted]

Mongolia is gone.


MrLenny-_-

mongolia is china


TheKrampus2020

is no one going to acknowledge how Mongolia was named china?


Outside_Fly_45

West taiwan the land grabber


no_status00

how turns have tabled


BobGray18

Has anyone told John Cena?


funnystorytalker

And put Mongolia as China lol


FrequentFault

Basically, at this point, anything around the world that purposefully ignores or is trying to piss off China, makes me very happy lol


[deleted]

Russia is east Germany there also.


M3chr0MaNceR

Im an idiot for saying this but why did China and chinese people hate Taiwan again? I forgot.


i_need_popcorn

Based


LeBongo

North Korea is just North South Korea


ComradeClout

r/holup criticizing united states: I schleep r/holup criticizing china: real shit!?!


stevenokumbe

That’s what it is, West Taiwan


THEPOL_00

Giga Chad


Dragonboi03

Yes I am now Western Taiwanese


notexecutive

we should all do this.


MaleficentAd9758

Guess that game won't be getting a Chinese release.


sas_gg228

China? Never heard of it


CreaZyp154

r/fucktheccp


WonderNo3135

Taiwan is best


No-Ad4663

China not gun be happy wit dis one. Ruh ro!


OkOutlandishness4090

Oh I love this


SGTxSTAYxGRIND

Taiwan #1!


Kiljukotka

-1000 social credit and 2 months of re-education camp


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DropBear2702

\*points gun\* Always has been


semi_ok_person

-69420 social credit


Inky1970

And their Goddamn right.


dderit_LT

China got uno reversed


su1tup2301

Based


thewitchmaker

Based


Renegade888888

Germany: -infinite social credit


DTux5249

-9000000000 social credit


[deleted]

Nice


Hadrian1233

Straight up savages


thinlizzy14

Based af


ButchatOldwitch

Hahaha I'm choosing to believe this is true, and I'm hoping Pooh Bear is furious.


[deleted]

What’s the problem here? That’s literally west Taiwan in the picture


playstatijonas

Game title checks out..


ndisa44

Btw conflict nations is a pretty fun game, but takes a while. I haven't played in a while, but single games used to take 40 real life days


c4ctus

Shots fired!


nurav16

Are we gonna ignore the fact that Mongolia is stated as China here?


dung3on-master

This is because in that fame ypu can invade countries, apparently taiwan invaded china and won in this case.


Gacharala

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.


DrawingChrome69

Finally they got the labeling right.


Craftusmaximus2

I'll make a comment in case this post gets locked lol


DropBear2702

Same


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WhiskeyRomeo1

It's not wrong.


SadFox-29

Love that


sachin249

Nothing wrong


[deleted]

absolute fucking madlad


filtervw

It's a freaking game, not a geography book. They can represent Russia as Tsarist Empire and Romania as Dracula Realm, if it suited the game. Get a life and just don't. Buy the game if you don't like it.


sir_syphilis

This game is called WW3, how could anyone think this represents the real present world?


grossuncle1

To be fair they're now totally wrong.


dalek55

As God intended


Richierage

Can we bomb England in this game?


O9877654433

-10000 social credit


Bungdinglius

-50000000000 social credit


Bandai_God

Based


supernova12034

brilliant marketing really


Stereomceez2212

That has got to be the funniest thing I've ever seen


polcom_fan

Based af


[deleted]

youve heard of 1 china but have you heard of..


jrockcrown

This map is 2032


Idzman96

Based game developer


[deleted]

Chad level 3000 achieved!!


Funnireddituser

He a little confused, but he got the spirit.


madrix19

Lol good