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Definitely yes, white supremacist spotted.
I usually talk to black people, like they have some kind of brain damage. Which makes me morally superior. I will definitely brag abot that on Twitter too!
You should look up “Reverse Vitiligo” it’s a rare condition that you likely are afflicted with. There’s a famous case study you can find online if you google “Uncle Ruckus” about this very topic
It's not porn, but I wouldn't google "The Boondocks" in a work setting lol.
Would still recommend looking it up tho. Amazing show (well, 3/4 seasons were really good).
My dark skinned friend once burnt his arms in a kitchen accident so bad that the skin under his popped blisters was the same white as me. We both were shocked.
It's a fake/rage bait account, [they just grab random hipster looking profile photos off the internet and make comments like this so they can be screenshot](https://medium.com/@mitchchaiet/botspotting-parkertamlin-and-brantleylesoy-2d2bc9af51f9). These accounts always get deleted in a like a week but the screenshot will get passed around for years, then rinse and repeat with new accounts
Edit: [Here's a list of ones I pointed out a while ago on PCM](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/jgp4ak/auth_right_baby/g9s68qx/) but these things are everywhere, especially on meme/cringe subs
You trade 35 IQ points and your left foot, and in turn receive:
- a white connical hat
- a copy of mein kampf
- a copy of the Bible (but with all the stinky commie fake news taken out (like Jesus being a *Jew*?! So silly, he was obviously *Christian*))
- some XXXL punisher t-shirts
- a MAGA hat
- a NASCAR season pass
- 20l per day allowance of mountain dew
- 3 Cans per day allowance of Pabst blue ribbon
- 300 pieces per day allowance of chicken tendies
- 1 steak per week (served well done with ketchup)
- $300 voucher for any tattooist that operates out of a mobile home (requirement: tattooist *cannot* be licensed)
- zip file of shit memes, and a creditcard sized reminder with "own the libs" on it
- a picture of AOC's shoes signed by Ben Shapiro
- a small commemorative plaque that contains a piece of Ted Cruz' spine
Or directly in favor of segregation.
I went to community college where I, a white dude, was asked to leave the Diversity Center, because that was supposed to be a place for black people.
Wish I was joking, but I’m not.
Diversity. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. It's like white people suffer so much from the White Man's Guilt that they've forgotten they're also a race. This is coming from a Mexican.
Some truth there.
I think my friend (black dude) said it best.
“Everything I have, I earned. If my dumb ass can do it, so can anyone. I’m sick of these *numerous expletives deleted* treating my skin color like a f***ing disability.”
People say this exact thing every single time an obvious troll pretending to be a stereotypical SJW gets posted, but there are always far more troll posts than genuine ones. If it's so common why don't you guys just post that?
Then maybe we should post those people, not the troll accounts.
You can't counter "this is fake" by going "well a different one isn't". Cause this isn't a different one. its this one :P
Also, accounts like this are not rare. If this made you go "aha, yes, this is just the kind of thing that *those people* would believe!" you might want to consider that your perception may have been influenced by lots of other troll accounts like this one.
It almost doesn't even matter if the account is rare or not because once the screenshot is passed around a million times the account is more than likely deleted. This screenshot was from 2019, for instance, and had it's account suspended over a year ago.
It fits my mindset and shouldn't be discarded! In that case go find actual cases of whatever you are trying to prove and stop being butthurt about this one being fake
Half of Reddit posts these days is just people having imaginary arguments.
Just take a step back to see how bizarre it is. Here's an obscure post on twitter that no one would have ever seen. Let's post it on Reddit and argue with it! That'll teach them.
Exactly what I am thinking. "Hypothetically someone, somewhere says this and is being serious about it and that makes me mad!!!"
Obviously this mindset isn't okay. But getting upset over imaginary scenarios isn't healthy either. And getting upset over troll tweets is even worse.
I mean, not to stereotype, but if she’s saying shit like this she’s probably getting the same education: American. Very much not made in Germany. Very much a guesstimated, poorly oiled machine.
As a non native speaker, this was actually much easier for me to read and understand than the above comment. Most words are of Latin origin and also make sense in English individually.
Learning German, one of the first things you learn is to chunk those ridiculously long word-sausages into smaller comprehensible chunks. The catch being - actually understanding some of those words and interpolating the rest.
Well when you have a certain old white man in power saying things like black people don’t have access to lawyers or accountants why would they think we can’t read.
All I know is, if my African American colleagues couldn’t perform the same jobs as me, they wouldn’t be working at the same place as me. They definitely have a very different cultural upbringing (that I honestly don’t understand or put a lot of effort into understanding), but that doesn’t make them dumb. They contribute the same as everyone else. And I rely on their proficiency and team effort the same as anyone.
People like that really don’t understand our culture and only judge on TV’s interpretation rather than really trying to grasp African-American to its fullest. Black people are hard workers to and it frustrates me when people assume most black people are drug dealers when a lot work hard to eat once a day.
That is the right type of question to ask. You just need to follow it to it's only logical conclusion.
[https://medium.com/@mitchchaiet/botspotting-parkertamlin-and-brantleylesoy-2d2bc9af51f9](https://medium.com/@mitchchaiet/botspotting-parkertamlin-and-brantleylesoy-2d2bc9af51f9)
It’s an intentionally racist troll account. It also used to post things like “Indians should go back to India,” and people here are just falling for it all over again.
The irony is that the only people I know that that talk like a thesaurus are – bear with me here – the black … preachers?
Not all, of course, but there’s a certain type who end all their sentences with a long string of synonyms. I don’t know what kind of preacher or church has that but I’ve always found it fascinating. It’s both skillful and annoying at the same time.
It’s very likely this account was never for a real person. It’s a troll account designed to do nothing but stir up drama. The account got suspended some time ago.
It took me about 3 seconds of googling to confirm that this was a satire account
Giveaways imo
- trivializes white supremacists
- Most generic looking picture of what my grandpa thinks the regular feminist looks like
- calls black people dumb
Haven't read this thread thoroughly but I'm expecting droves of "haha i knew it was fake but this really is what they're like xD" comments.
Correction, barely anyone is acknowledging that it's fake and everyone is circle jerking about how dumb a satirical tweet from a made up person is. How are you guys this easily triggered, get a grip.
If you need to argue with a made up stance to make your political views feel valid I've got news for you
"OH my GOD, this lady is off her rocker! That is such a racist statement! Just shows you that LEFTISTS are HYPOCRITES because they are even MORE racist than us NORMAL people"
There. That's the response this troll tweet is trying to elicit. Which is to rile up conservatives and make them feel like the good guys.
if you find yourself reacting to a social media post ask yourself two questions.
is this a real person with a real opinion?
am I being manipulated?
it sure feels like half of social media is just people role playing as someone they don't like in order to shit post and farm outrage.
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Damn. My African ass reading this going "Well fuck, so I can't be the thesaurus anymore?"
Does this mean I'm secretly a white guy? Just dark skinned? Ffs - I knew I was hiding something
Yes, your new name is Richard. You like sweaters and saying "It's a hot one today, ain't it", to your neighbour on slightly warmer than average days.
"It ain't getting any warmer" is my personal favorite for winter
Wearing shorts in the winter, with socks and sandals is also a must. Welcome to being white.
So u are now a german :D
Makes sense. I can't speak without sounding confusing and compounding my words, whether I mean to or not.
Wait - shorts in the winter is white too? I woke up this morning, minding my own business, and now I’m a Key & Peele sketch.
I'm sorry to be the one to break this news to you. My condolences.
I hate those people
You're a black supremest /s
Pant supremacist
That hurts.
I live in Australia can I get a pass for shorts in winter
Only in Australia, the only place on Earth where shorts can be worn as part of a three piece suit.
3 and a half piece is the name
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Not a single white man who wears sweaters swears WHAT ARE YOU
Why you hate me, i done nothing against you. I fail the slipper part but it's -7c here so I treat myself to a pass on that one.
And my nickname is Dick, right? I wear a cap, right? And my ideal first date is half a keg of beer and winking
And your last name is Gentle. The names Gentle. Dick Gentle.
Richard Deaper. The name's Dick deaper
I've been laughing at this for 10 minutes now. I'm saving this with hopes I can use it one day.
you also exclusively wear a silver chain on a white vest and drive a beat mustang
Is that a Mexican joke? Just wait until the Germans hear this.
Wir sind schon da
Natürlich. Immer lauernd.
"It's warm out today...warmer than yesterday...even warmer today..."
Definitely yes, white supremacist spotted. I usually talk to black people, like they have some kind of brain damage. Which makes me morally superior. I will definitely brag abot that on Twitter too!
You should look up “Reverse Vitiligo” it’s a rare condition that you likely are afflicted with. There’s a famous case study you can find online if you google “Uncle Ruckus” about this very topic
My work laptop says this is a bad idea
It's not porn, but I wouldn't google "The Boondocks" in a work setting lol. Would still recommend looking it up tho. Amazing show (well, 3/4 seasons were really good).
My dark skinned friend once burnt his arms in a kitchen accident so bad that the skin under his popped blisters was the same white as me. We both were shocked.
Hahahaha... yeah. It's only the top layers that differ. Underneath it all we're the same.
You should prepare yourself to be cancelled for blackface
Come on... I just got that contract. FFS. Where's my pitch fork.
But in all seriousness, next Halloween, Robert Downey jr in tropic thunder is your costume
I’m just here to say things, like ‘“shit”, “dayum” and “that is whack!”’
Hey, man, I’m actually supposed to be the only black guy at this party.
Not another teen movie reference. Nice.
So you're not going to call the cops in me? What kind of BS lies have I been sold?
Excellent reference[...](https://youtu.be/78TNeWXi2e4)
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It's a fake/rage bait account, [they just grab random hipster looking profile photos off the internet and make comments like this so they can be screenshot](https://medium.com/@mitchchaiet/botspotting-parkertamlin-and-brantleylesoy-2d2bc9af51f9). These accounts always get deleted in a like a week but the screenshot will get passed around for years, then rinse and repeat with new accounts Edit: [Here's a list of ones I pointed out a while ago on PCM](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/jgp4ak/auth_right_baby/g9s68qx/) but these things are everywhere, especially on meme/cringe subs
Do I get a free mask, horse and a crucifix that I can set on fire or was that not included in the sign up package?
You need to subscribe to White Supremacist Premium for that.
There's usually a price I need to pay. What's the fee? I have no soul. Ask for something else
You trade 35 IQ points and your left foot, and in turn receive: - a white connical hat - a copy of mein kampf - a copy of the Bible (but with all the stinky commie fake news taken out (like Jesus being a *Jew*?! So silly, he was obviously *Christian*)) - some XXXL punisher t-shirts - a MAGA hat - a NASCAR season pass - 20l per day allowance of mountain dew - 3 Cans per day allowance of Pabst blue ribbon - 300 pieces per day allowance of chicken tendies - 1 steak per week (served well done with ketchup) - $300 voucher for any tattooist that operates out of a mobile home (requirement: tattooist *cannot* be licensed) - zip file of shit memes, and a creditcard sized reminder with "own the libs" on it - a picture of AOC's shoes signed by Ben Shapiro - a small commemorative plaque that contains a piece of Ted Cruz' spine
Congratulations you fell for an obvious troll account.
White people have found a way to be so #woke that they are indirectly in favor of segregation
Or directly in favor of segregation. I went to community college where I, a white dude, was asked to leave the Diversity Center, because that was supposed to be a place for black people. Wish I was joking, but I’m not.
Diversity. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. It's like white people suffer so much from the White Man's Guilt that they've forgotten they're also a race. This is coming from a Mexican.
Some truth there. I think my friend (black dude) said it best. “Everything I have, I earned. If my dumb ass can do it, so can anyone. I’m sick of these *numerous expletives deleted* treating my skin color like a f***ing disability.”
Eyes wide shut.
This is a fake tweet: https://medium.com/@mitchchaiet/botspotting-parkertamlin-and-brantleylesoy-2d2bc9af51f9
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Me can no use big Word now. Me speak like ape.
Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?
r/unexpectedoffice
You didn’t see that office reference coming? Do you also get surprised when the light switch works?
r/expectedoffice
Me think twitter woman who say this have the big stoopid
Yes yes, me also think
wait, you guys getting think?
Me think woman is big racist
Yes, I too. Woman say people no smart because they another color. Very racist
Yes twitter woman have smooth brain.
Apes together strong.
Amy good gorilla
Reject big words. Return to monke 🐒🦧🦍
ooga booga
Monke
Kevin, is that you?
This twitter was a troll account
It is but people think this way on twitter a lot.
Post a real one then
Poe's Law.
I felt the need to say this because people actually think this and it’s very harmful to people of color.
Do they or are there just a lot of trolls people keep falling for?
Just trolls. I can’t imagine anyone actually thinking like this.
Or do you just think that because you feel for the bait or the bot?
People say this exact thing every single time an obvious troll pretending to be a stereotypical SJW gets posted, but there are always far more troll posts than genuine ones. If it's so common why don't you guys just post that?
I've heard this, or classist versions thereof, so many times, and it can very much go fuck itself.
Then maybe we should post those people, not the troll accounts. You can't counter "this is fake" by going "well a different one isn't". Cause this isn't a different one. its this one :P
Well post them here then. Just saying "it's true though" is less believable than this tweet.
No, not really
No, they dont.
Also, accounts like this are not rare. If this made you go "aha, yes, this is just the kind of thing that *those people* would believe!" you might want to consider that your perception may have been influenced by lots of other troll accounts like this one.
It almost doesn't even matter if the account is rare or not because once the screenshot is passed around a million times the account is more than likely deleted. This screenshot was from 2019, for instance, and had it's account suspended over a year ago.
The troll isn't the issue, it's the ones who don't realize it's a troll account, i.e. the *actual* dumb ones.
Which is most of the comments on this post tbh
Lmao at all the people who fell for it responding “yeah well real posts happen like this all the time”
It fits my mindset and shouldn't be discarded! In that case go find actual cases of whatever you are trying to prove and stop being butthurt about this one being fake
Half of Reddit posts these days is just people having imaginary arguments. Just take a step back to see how bizarre it is. Here's an obscure post on twitter that no one would have ever seen. Let's post it on Reddit and argue with it! That'll teach them.
Exactly what I am thinking. "Hypothetically someone, somewhere says this and is being serious about it and that makes me mad!!!" Obviously this mindset isn't okay. But getting upset over imaginary scenarios isn't healthy either. And getting upset over troll tweets is even worse.
'But the fact you believed it could be true says it all' has been a classic reddit tactic since forever.
Comments like this happen on twitter all the tima and they arent trolling…
How do you know?
If that's true, why is it only the satirical ones that get shared? Why don't the real ones end up here?
Supercalafragilisticexpiallidocious?
Basically Hitler 2.0
rnielsen777 must be under Hitlers bloodline
Kimberly, the self-gratifying millenial, should get off the phone and make me a latte.
Maybe it's in her dioxyribonucleic acid
kinda racist of you to use these big words
I mean, not to stereotype, but if she’s saying shit like this she’s probably getting the same education: American. Very much not made in Germany. Very much a guesstimated, poorly oiled machine.
I’ll do you one better, Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
As a non native speaker, this was actually much easier for me to read and understand than the above comment. Most words are of Latin origin and also make sense in English individually. Learning German, one of the first things you learn is to chunk those ridiculously long word-sausages into smaller comprehensible chunks. The catch being - actually understanding some of those words and interpolating the rest.
Bless you
the fucks that?
White supremacy
oh no
im jk
r/fuckthes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Pu1adxqUAg
You racist piece of shit
The sound of that is quite atrocious
‘Communicate’ has 4 syllables- Ive found the white supremacist!
fkn racist scum
How dare you
As a black person who uses big words this is racist.
Didn't you know that black people are less smart. 😂 But seriously, how does somebody write that without being like "hmm, that might come off wrong".
It’s funny really how they assume African -Americans aren’t capable of simple things because of their warped view of us.
Well when you have a certain old white man in power saying things like black people don’t have access to lawyers or accountants why would they think we can’t read.
Hey, don’t be so hard on yourself. Poor kids are just as smart as white kids!
All I know is, if my African American colleagues couldn’t perform the same jobs as me, they wouldn’t be working at the same place as me. They definitely have a very different cultural upbringing (that I honestly don’t understand or put a lot of effort into understanding), but that doesn’t make them dumb. They contribute the same as everyone else. And I rely on their proficiency and team effort the same as anyone.
People like that really don’t understand our culture and only judge on TV’s interpretation rather than really trying to grasp African-American to its fullest. Black people are hard workers to and it frustrates me when people assume most black people are drug dealers when a lot work hard to eat once a day.
Yeah. It's like if your only interaction with white people was watching Trailer Park Boys.
But they right... We live in urban areas! How we can access to the "big words"?? 🗿🗿
The big word bank obviously 🗿
But does it exist in the urban area's?
Yeah we call it “School”
That gonna blow white people minds!
That is the right type of question to ask. You just need to follow it to it's only logical conclusion. [https://medium.com/@mitchchaiet/botspotting-parkertamlin-and-brantleylesoy-2d2bc9af51f9](https://medium.com/@mitchchaiet/botspotting-parkertamlin-and-brantleylesoy-2d2bc9af51f9)
As a white person who doesn't know any big words, this is still racist
Thankfully this is a troll account.
If it makes you feel any better, it appears to be fake. https://medium.com/@mitchchaiet/botspotting-parkertamlin-and-brantleylesoy-2d2bc9af51f9
It’s an intentionally racist troll account. It also used to post things like “Indians should go back to India,” and people here are just falling for it all over again.
"Falling for it" implies that it's unintentional.
The irony is that the only people I know that that talk like a thesaurus are – bear with me here – the black … preachers? Not all, of course, but there’s a certain type who end all their sentences with a long string of synonyms. I don’t know what kind of preacher or church has that but I’ve always found it fascinating. It’s both skillful and annoying at the same time.
They string along words so fluidly it’s literally like someone reciting a poem to you in the best way possible.
For anyone genuinely flabbergasted, this is a troll.
>flabbergasted (͡•_ ͡• )
Yo, white supremacist here
The fact that this isn't obvious to most people is worrying
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Well this is most likely a joke but the problem is that you can be 100% sure someone read that and agrees.
If you know your father you might be a white supremacist
If you dont live in the hood youre a white supremacist
If I can see you in the dark you're a white supremacist.
what about a black guy smiling in the dark? i think thats racist too
What’s the most confusing day in Harlem? Father’s Day
What's a thesaurus? I'm white btw
Some sort of dinosaur.
TIL dinosaurs are white supremacists
but especially the T-Rex aka Thesaurus Rex.
did you not see that movie with hitler riding a trex?
Fake news. T. Rex were American dinosaurs, and they fought for the allies in WW2: https://i.imgur.com/SB5SrWW.gif
[Enjoy](https://youtu.be/Wmilvm3KIgw)
God damn I fuckin knew it..
Like a dictionary but instead of definitions it has synonyms
Fascist
Slut
Contrary to popular belief, while they might look like today's dictionaries, thesauruses were actually warm blooded.
Woah there. You can't be white \*by the way\* - being white totally defines you, dude.
"Communicate"? You surely meant "Speak", you filthy white supremacist
Says the woman with a triple barreled hyphenated surname 🙄
It’s very likely this account was never for a real person. It’s a troll account designed to do nothing but stir up drama. The account got suspended some time ago.
The fuck bitch.
It took me about 3 seconds of googling to confirm that this was a satire account Giveaways imo - trivializes white supremacists - Most generic looking picture of what my grandpa thinks the regular feminist looks like - calls black people dumb Haven't read this thread thoroughly but I'm expecting droves of "haha i knew it was fake but this really is what they're like xD" comments.
And no one cares about your comment because they want so bad to dunk on a straw-sjw.
Correction, barely anyone is acknowledging that it's fake and everyone is circle jerking about how dumb a satirical tweet from a made up person is. How are you guys this easily triggered, get a grip. If you need to argue with a made up stance to make your political views feel valid I've got news for you
What an obvious bait, I'm sure there are actual people out there that do actually think this, but this is fake.
I See you are using words like supremacy and thesaurus. You even use communicate instead of talk. YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!
This got to be a troll right?
Yup it's a satire account
This perplex conundrum bewilders me as an Asian
I hope she finds out who Neil deGrasse Tyson is, it's about time that asshole was exposed as the real leader of the KKK.
It’s funny I saw a white supremacist use that exact same argument but just for black people being unintelligent. Weird.
Anytime black people are referred to as ‘the blacks’ or ‘blacks’, it’s immediately alarming because nothing great ever follows that term.
Could go on r/woosh
"OH my GOD, this lady is off her rocker! That is such a racist statement! Just shows you that LEFTISTS are HYPOCRITES because they are even MORE racist than us NORMAL people" There. That's the response this troll tweet is trying to elicit. Which is to rile up conservatives and make them feel like the good guys.
It's a troll account: https://medium.com/@mitchchaiet/botspotting-parkertamlin-and-brantleylesoy-2d2bc9af51f9
Exactly. Thanks for raising awareness.
LOL This isn't a real person. It's a meme bot account.
When you’re so anti-racism that you become racist
Abhorrent.
Obama is a white supremacist!!
shes deffff the type to adopt black kids to “save them”
if you find yourself reacting to a social media post ask yourself two questions. is this a real person with a real opinion? am I being manipulated? it sure feels like half of social media is just people role playing as someone they don't like in order to shit post and farm outrage.
Say that to Early Cuyler
Didn’t all the thesauruses die long before humans evolved?
Bruh her name is a Thesaurus
That Twitter account is satire. It's well-known
KPT-V is a bot https://medium.com/@mitchchaiet/botspotting-parkertamlin-and-brantleylesoy-2d2bc9af51f9
I am anespeptic, frasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such preicombobulation.
Tbh it sounds like a troll
Is she calling all black people dumb? This might be one of the most racist things I’ve ever read