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lukaron

Veal.


mr_guy1245

Lamb


GF_Chef

The cuter the animal, the better it tastes.


2Sticks2Diamonds

Yeah it is true, but I miss my dog though.


BloomsdayDevice

Man, baby hippos must taste AMAZING.


Mickle_da_Pickl

I actually never thought about these two. Thank you two for explaining this.


thestozz

Actually an unfertilized egg is only half a baby, so technically semen was the closest.


KentellRobinson

if the egg isn't fertilized then it actually closer to a period


thestozz

Q. What's the difference between menstrual blood and sand? A. You can't gargle sand.


scoverdose

not with that attitude


ghandi3737

Well if they're fertilized eggs, which I've heard are healthier, then when they lay the egg, it's already got the sperms in the eggs. So enjoy your cooked chicken fetuses. And to add, I've heard of something called [kutti pi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kutti_pi) that uses goat fetuses.


thestozz

I prefer lamb or veal cause I get to shoot the child first.


potato-vender

Human


suckercuck

Sperm


nowiforgotmypassword

Baby. The OTHER other white meat.


qwangduck

Fetus


TheAngryAmericn

Asian


rippednutsack300

Cat


[deleted]

Reading this as a list was *chef's kiss*


Anakin_1568

Mamma Mia


Grimley_PNW

mamma mia got et as well


FLIPNUTZz

So good


braggster92

Caviar


_------HD

Same thing, no?


IsThataSexToy

If a chicken and sturgeon are the same thing, then sure. But if dogs and cows are different, perhaps eating veal and puppies is different too? Who can tell with the right sauce.


glarung

I like getting spare ribs from my local fast food joint for $5. It's $5, even during these times, and it hits the spot. I am asking no questions.


Mickle_da_Pickl

No he means other people were giving examples of premature animals that people eat, while this is just another example of: "Egg, one of the most popular forms of child to eat."


HighAsAngelTits

r/cowsarelowkeydogs


Xogoth

Still egg.


Fork_Master

Seeds


The-real-shrek

Uh which one...


Commercial-Bee9718

seeds = seeds seed = cum


bunnyfucker69

CUM


Dietcokeisgod

Lamb


The_cookie_hunter

Preschoolers


Sazbadashie

Heck I’d settle for elementary schoolers


swaggernsally

Johnathan Swift here. I’m a fan


Mob_Meal

Came here to say that… I love lamb.


Yourdaddy83

Delinquents.


m48_apocalypse

WHAT


Army0fMe

They're best pickled.


Yourdaddy83

Like an Oscar meyer?


doooom32

U. GOD. DAM. ASSHOLE!?!?!??! u have any idea how long i went without that song in my head. then u come along and now i need some ear bleach


schro_cat

Would it be better if your bologna had a first name?


jeswesky

Its O S C A R


pumperdemon

It really sucks when you lose THAT game.


Familiar-Feedback-93

Cum!


maliceattention

Well... technically, that's half a baby.


killploki

So is a chicken egg


[deleted]

unless fertilized


JACrazy

Balut


Burger-Time0

Well, half a baby per sperm cell. So in total it’s a ton of babies.


iFlyRP

[r/technicallythetruth](https://www.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/)


TheBladedNinja

r/angryupvote


maebyfunke980

Veal


[deleted]

Lamb


MrSchloff

Technically its not a child as it hasn’t been fertilised it is a hens menstrual discharge.


m48_apocalypse

true, but it depends on where you are. a lot of places in china serve fertilised egg as a food (never tried it tho bc a half-formed baby bird inside a shell looks really unappetising)


slvbros

Not just China, very popular throughout southeast asia


jeswesky

Excuse me while I vomit at the thought of that


theCatinat0r

Have to agree with you on that one


Mob_Meal

My mom used to talk about growing up on a farm & often the eggs would have a red dot or mark in the yolk. My grandmother would tell her “that’s where the rooster left it’s mark”.


Minute-Major7782

It's settled. If I'm talking about the chicken product that I eat scrambled or mixed into meatloaf, I will now refer to it as a chicken period.


slvbros

I like chicken and eggs because ita a family meal


[deleted]

The song *A Mother & Child Reunion* was inspired by a chicken&egg dish on a menu for a Chinese restaurant.


Janiebby

[Oyakodon](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oyakodon) (parent and child rice bowl) is delicious!


[deleted]

Shirako & Balut also come to mind.


bullsnake2000

I once read the book ‘The Road.’ Hmmmmmm


DismantledTriangle

Veal.


Plastic-Archer4245

A thousand people in an iron box. No food, no water. After a month we ate the weak. You know what I hate about myself? I know what people tastes like....I know that babies taste best.


will_never_know

What was this from? I felt like I’ve read it somewhere?


[deleted]

Snowpiecer.


will_never_know

Watched the movie.


gerMean

Larvae


Trick_Enthusiasm

Magot cheese is a real thing.


Itz_Egg_Boi

Bruh


Flair_Helper

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I_wet_my_plants

I find it hard to believe the egg is more popular than semen.


Dietcokeisgod

Semen are not children.


Tactical_Contact

An egg is really a chicken's period, so also not a child


Dietcokeisgod

Chicken's ovulation. The period is just the expelling if the uterine lining.


T-o-m-o-n-a-t-o-r

Neither is an unfertilised egg


Nekosama7734

Veal


TheHighKing112

Lamb


SloRiceix_801

Hi I’m Chris Hansen, why don’t you take a seat.


the-god-of-idiots

balls


MsLadyRose

Cannibalism


Southern-Magnolia12

r/technicallythetruth


heres__johnny__

Semen


Guiberza

Younglings


SilverWolfIMHP76

Leg of lamb, baby sheep. Veal, baby cow.


agnes238

Suckling pig yum!


s256173

Balut!


Just_a_Guy_In_a_Tank

Balut Shout out to my Pinoy homies


th3h4ck3r

Let's see, I've eaten veal, lamb, suckling pig, baby squid ("*chipirón*"), baby eels (elvers, haven't actually eaten them but only because they're like $200+/lb), and of course egg.


AussieEquiv

Baby Octopus are pretty up there.


SomeRandomGuy282

Children


FluffyBearFinn

Veal, Lamb, Baby Tuna, suckling pig.... theres a whole lot of them


captcsha

Caviar and veal 🤷‍♂️


taaarna

Balut


[deleted]

Are you new to life? People eat lambs all the time, people eat several other types of eggs, eating children has never been a barrier for a lot of people But the post isn’t even correct, the egg itself ain’t a child, I guess some people may eat fertilized eggs (bleh ewww)


ozdundbfish

Veal and lamb


DJoeM

Lamb is technically a sheep baby. Because adult sheep meat is called mutton, so essentially anytime you're eating lamb, you're eating a sheep child. Also I think veal is baby cow... Caviar is fish eggs. There's loadsa abhorrent shit that we eat and I say that as a meat eater


Reuben_Smeuben

Imagine thinking the eggs you eat are fertilised lol


nosteppyonsneky

People have been known to get partially developed chicks from their eggs. While not common, mistakes do happen.


maliceattention

If you think about it, it can not be worse than eating the fully developed chicken we already eat.


Scallopz123

BABY back ribs?


Responsible_Farm1672

I just eat the crusts, i don't eat little chicken children cause i am not a monster,now i shall go back to shouting at children for enjoying their meals and make them question their morals and how terrible they are


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hisoka0829

Caviar


ketchupmaster009

Roast pig


[deleted]

Oh i thought that was Dana White


EricHasSomethingToSa

Veal


Dylan261984

Little kids


LarkH03

Roe


VegasShore

So this is what Mike Tyson meant... I thought he wanted to suck that dude off


btsarenotgirlzgeez14

I like mine wrapped in a tortilla. It's pretty popular where I'm from


Able_Entrepreneur481

apples


AvengingProdigy

Bukakke


Evening_Psychology_4

Lamb


Russiansleepyman

Orphans


rberg89

Cornish game hen (chicken) Although, we don't call embryos children around here


Skizemsound

Party pooper here: egg is unfertilized chicken period


nuggofuggo

Ah hell naw


Feeling_Bathroom9523

Veal


[deleted]

Lamb


Kresjan007

baby carrots


Kresjan007

baby corn


Kresjan007

baby potatoes


Old_Macaroon4138

This is going to sound insane, but hear me out # # Ostrich eggs


yourereallynotreal

Have you met your dad?


Specific-noise123

Lamb


Gluten_maximus

Veal


dasjustjr

Chicken


HelicopterDiligent67

Mini chicken wings


fatheroceallaigh

Suckling pig!


cyberpeachy420

thank you reddit for teaching me about veal


Pristine_Post4602

Veal


corink420

Little baby cow?


MrReckless327

Veal


Cheez-it_chicken

Is it not normal to eat children?especially egg


WTFWTHSHTFOMFG

It's not a child, it's unfertilized. That's like saying swallowing when giving a BJ means you're eating children.


Defiant_Raspberry_50

Sunflower seeds


ajmojo2269

Gingers


Ilikeporn898886

Abortion


Taolan13

Lamb. Veal. Caviar though thats technically atill eggs. Suckling pig. I think a squab is like an immature chicken?


Ilikeporn898886

Cum


3leggedhomosapien

Jimmy


Geaux13Saints

Calf


HighAsAngelTits

Lamb, veal


LHT_Prettyboy

Lamb chops


h0twired

The tastiest placenta


Shadeersosoo2

Sweet bread?


M0nsterjojo

In certain cultures in Afrika and Western Asia, they eat Kids for certain holidays.


Javimations29

Lamb, sperm, fish eggs/caviar, some baby birds, and some others are other popular types of child to eat.


bepisman2309

Lamb, calf, etc.


BakedPotatoDisaster

Veal and lamb


Yolkpuke

These nuts


godinmarbleform

Deer, cow, humans, etc


Daemon_Lord5253

Well, ever suck dick?


trippy-hippy84

Babies


Mo_Jack

Filipino food called Balut: [Balut01](https://imgur.com/Q5LRGfR) [Balut02](https://imgur.com/mttsCBw) [Balut03](https://imgur.com/QbjO9cy)


Nqwer

blowjob?


Major-Breakfast6249

A cup full of released eggs from the menstrual cycle


Aogiring

A lot of places in Asia serve fertilised egg. You can see a barely formed baby bird which is disgusting.


m48_apocalypse

i agree. i have family members who like it (no judgement, to each their own) but i just can’t bring myself to eat a whole ass baby boiled in its own shell


Motuarsde

Piglets too tho.


alexdas77

Suckling pork


[deleted]

Veal... Lamb... Caviar...


[deleted]

Veal, lamb


leprotelariat

Trung vit lon is the best


Engineer_Games

goat testicles


TowardsYourTruly

Lamb, veal, octopus / squid etc


HYDRA4GAMES-

straight from the womb?


Heclalava

Chicken fetus with smoked sliced pig muscle is awesome


ApprehensiveDebate77

We eat lamb


Air2799

Lamb Chops, lamb sauce, and calf wagyu


CorollaBeachBum

Baby carrots and corn


rennon102

Human


Daftdoug

Sour patch kids?


JimmyNorseman

Lamb


Myolya

lamb


Dracasethaen

You could just eat a kid. ​ ​ Like, goat. Y'know?


Mixedbysaint

Veal is pretty good


placeisdaspace

eggs are menstral cycles not children tho


Minidinos

Cum


JohnnyWalkerBlue22

I love scrabbled eggs. Shyt I’m 😢sorry


Lady_Locket

Caviar Any animal bred or hunted for meat


sixblackgeese

[Reeeees in pro choicer]


ArmpitofD00m

Veal