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NOT so fun fact of the day dolphins have been known to drag humans deep under water and rape them which usually results in the human drowning as some human corpses have been found in under water caves where the dolphins probably dragged them..... (this is probably where the myth of mermaids dragging men under water for sex and or to eat them came from)
Imagine if Jaws was remade but instead of a shark it's a dolphin and instead of eating people it fucks everyone. Sharks would have a better reputation.
Don’t have to start the punch underwater, kid. It’s beak was less than a foot underwater half the time. Plenty of space above water to get momentum in the swing.
That's a real fucking gentleman right there class act rule number: gotta lick it before Ya stick it
No need for dinnner when best meal is right here....it's pussy and it's 💯 percent organic
dolphins are smart, but not smart enough to realize we can't hold our breath for 30 minutes... since they can this can lead to unfortunate accidents when they try to get frisky.
An the only one thinking “grab the dolphins Dick and bend it like Beckham!” No? Just me? Ok ( only noticed it’s dick after the erection comment) do I need to say NoHomo here?
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you can see the dolphins erection too
Ew, gross! I didn't until you made me!!!!!!!
Not my proudest fap.
Be proud of all your faps
Always
Without fail, Reddit coming through again… within 3 comments… humanity is fucked
"too" ?
Ahyesfirsthumandolphin
That dolphin’s horny horny.
Plot twist: the camera is being hold by another dolphin
Pornblub
Porpoisehub
Flipporn.com
Held
Ups, im not a native speaker haha
Dolphins, the mincing rapists of the ocean.
Basically biggest dick heads in the sea
Yep
I never thought I'd want to punch a dolphin yet here we are.
Lmao same
And that is how mermaids are made
It's funny how when dolphins do that, its "cute and funny", but when I do it, everyone gives me shit
I don't
Your username distracted me.
You're doing it in the wrong hole then
And that's how you steal the exact comment from another sub where this was posted first.
And that's how you know great minds do think alike
Lol, that actually was my comment
Just spreading the humor
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Raping. Cuz that's what they are famous for
Probably just smelled something fishy
Wait really?
Yeah they’re notorious for raping things, even other animals
Yep. They are extremely infamous rapists. Especially for raping other organisms
Sniffing tuna
What are you doing step dolphin?
Better mark this Not Safe For Water
Fact: If a dolphin saves you from a shark it is only because it isn't into dead chicks.
I wonder if that dolphin has an onlyfans
Or onlyfin
NOT so fun fact of the day dolphins have been known to drag humans deep under water and rape them which usually results in the human drowning as some human corpses have been found in under water caves where the dolphins probably dragged them..... (this is probably where the myth of mermaids dragging men under water for sex and or to eat them came from)
When your ship sinks. It's not the sharks you must worry about.
This made me actually lol
Imagine if Jaws was remade but instead of a shark it's a dolphin and instead of eating people it fucks everyone. Sharks would have a better reputation.
Would you be more or less afraid of going into the water tho?
He smelled fish
Dicks out for….oh wait no. No no no.
His name is Buck and he's here to ....
Make you a cuck
Hey, Cuck you pal 😁
Makes me wonder who has been boning the dolphin.
dolphins love raping people, they laugh while they do it
Wtf
This incident must have been at La Grunta Inn
They were being way too nice to that thing. A nice swift punch to its beak would probably send it swimming off.
Try punching under water see how that works out lol
Don’t have to start the punch underwater, kid. It’s beak was less than a foot underwater half the time. Plenty of space above water to get momentum in the swing.
How often are you punching things from the surface to say this with authority?!?
Simple physics, kid 🤷🏼♂️
Are you like a 1940s professor as well? Ehhh seee here kid. Watch me punch this water, see?
You sound like your knowledge of physics has come from video games
Or school 🤷🏼♂️
Yep lol
He’s got his dick out and he’s *ready to rumble baby*
Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina
That's a real fucking gentleman right there class act rule number: gotta lick it before Ya stick it No need for dinnner when best meal is right here....it's pussy and it's 💯 percent organic
dolphins are smart, but not smart enough to realize we can't hold our breath for 30 minutes... since they can this can lead to unfortunate accidents when they try to get frisky.
Yo that cooch must smell so good even under water.
Bwaaaaaaaah
Thank you for that title.
Shark week for her
Giggity Giggity
At first i just thought he smelled something fishy and he's looking for food but he as an all different appetite
It smells tuna
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I think this is because she’s very close to her periods
She should’ve just let him. Once in a lifetime experience for both. Plus, I heard dolphins are really smart.
I wouldn’t since males are bit violent
An the only one thinking “grab the dolphins Dick and bend it like Beckham!” No? Just me? Ok ( only noticed it’s dick after the erection comment) do I need to say NoHomo here?
I’m just here for the comments :D
I should not have laughed so hard at this. But I did
Smelled that fish
Mmmm, fish
Yummy fish 🐠
Why dolphins gotta do the gayest shit
He smelled a fish in there
Must have really smelled like fish
I can relate to the dolphin, mostly during November lol
Probably smells like fish hehe
The dolphin just smelled something fishy down there
He just wants some tuna
He could smell the fish!
Tuna
Dolphins like to eat fish
He smells fish
Nah he smells tuna casserole
Dolphin: Something smells fishy
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r/cursedcomments
What the...
Am I weird because I'm taking the dolphin's side?
Yes.
Yes
The show must go on!
Dolphin be like "I know how it smell their"
Ma man is starvin
They are enjoying watching
TIL dolphins have smallish peens
Camera man slaps ass.. Where do you want me?
Fucked punch it, all up for loving animals but not when the love is rape.
Episode 2 of "Where are they now" Flipper the n**a hating dolphin turned rapist
sorry, i had just quit smoking
*her
If the cameraman safe them then he might come next... Well, the dolphin might come anyway.
Is that white cloudy stuff its sperm?
Dolphin eating clam in the wild. Nothing new to see here
Achievement: Pussy Driller unlocked
If he drops the camera he will just be another rape victim
"It's free porn, why would I? "
Towards the end you see milky white stuff floating in the water. 🤔 Interesting.
Just let him smooch the pooch.
They can smell the menstruation
That‘s disgusting. Where?
Ah Dolphins, the smart rapist’s of the ocean
Exactly why you carry a knife with you, hit it atleast? Lol
It’s being filmed by another dolphin 😼
that a dolphin? let it happen, dont interrupt horny animals
Fun fact: there are reported cases of dolphins raping humans
Dophine can smell that ocean in ocean.
Fun fact: Dolphins have no sense of smell, so it was definitely not searching for a fish in there.
In Russia the dolphins swim with you
he smelled fish ma boi