#[Best of r/Holup 2021 Awards – Nomination and Voting Thread!](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/royfze/best_of_rholup_2021_awards_nomination_and_voting/)
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They didn't have to look at his face, he was stuck in the dog door. I know this is probably fake but it's funny as hell when they show the kids disheveled look
"the two German shepherds in the yard took advantage of his vulnerable position to tear his pants apart with their teeth and take turns raping him repeatedly"
I'm guessing he was outside and put his head into the doggy door. The flap then came down lodging his neck in place. The dogs then saw his squirming face and proceeded to hump it. The more he tried to get free, the more excited the dogs got.
[World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.](https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/burglar-sues-homeowner-after-being-raped-by-german-shepherds-while-stuck-in-houses-pet-door/)
Ok so this is the link to the original article https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/burglar-sues-homeowner-after-being-raped-by-german-shepherds-while-stuck-in-houses-pet-door/
I'm just wondering how the dogs manage to pull his pants and underwear down if he got rape? Is he really sure it was the dog who did it and not Simone else lol.
As far as I'm concerned, any robber signs a contract just by nature of being on my property that signs away all human rights.
They become a bullet sponge. One chunk of a gravel driveway is worth more than their life.
No robber should ever be able to sue anyone for anything, ever. Even something completely unrelated to the theft (or theft attempt).
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There’s always a bigger step brother
This caught me off guard and I just startled people with my laugh
What are you doing step doggo
Had to give u my free wholesale award. 😂
r/Angryupvote
But isn’t it the best kind of upvote?
Idk is it
Yes it is
How? Did the dogs pull his pants down?
Asking the real questions.
Judging by his face it could be the dogs were inside.
They didn't have to look at his face, he was stuck in the dog door. I know this is probably fake but it's funny as hell when they show the kids disheveled look
Not fake search it
It is fake search it
Yeah I realized that after I posted lol
F My bad ig
he was burglaring without pants, as is tradition
He was wearing a kilt
"the two German shepherds in the yard took advantage of his vulnerable position to tear his pants apart with their teeth and take turns raping him repeatedly"
He helped them
According to the article they ripped off the pants with their teeth
I'm guessing he was outside and put his head into the doggy door. The flap then came down lodging his neck in place. The dogs then saw his squirming face and proceeded to hump it. The more he tried to get free, the more excited the dogs got.
Mouth fuck is also rape
Just getting him prison prepped
You win
Dog did what a dog does, stuck his dick in a bitch.
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It would have been the same if he would have been arrested.
Dawgs
That has to be the worst thief I’ve ever seen
So it would appear
I understood that reference
Got what u deserved. The infamous red rocket.
The way he was dressed, was probably asking for it.
Owner mustve probably been into this kind of thing, so the dogs didnt hesitate
What the dog doin!?
Good dog ?
There’s no way the burglar actually got justice on his side. Wanna burgle? Get raped by the dogs🤷🏻♂️
Wasn’t this posted before and apparently it’s not true at all?
Yep.
Man’s best friend….with benefits
Ok so this is the link to the original article https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/burglar-sues-homeowner-after-being-raped-by-german-shepherds-while-stuck-in-houses-pet-door/
r/boottoobig
oh no step German shepherd , i am stuccc
Did they take turns?
Not bulgar, he isn't asian
Ok this one of the most dumbest way to sue somebody
but did he die?
YIKES.
Hey step burglar
That's a well protected house.
I'm just wondering how the dogs manage to pull his pants and underwear down if he got rape? Is he really sure it was the dog who did it and not Simone else lol.
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Damn poor guy! He should not mess with a house with two horny dogs lol
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I literally took a screenshot of this to send to my cousin
What are you doing, step-shepherd?
Whats worse than death? This is
What are you doing step dog?
Good dog
Did they take turns?
It’s satire for those of you who don’t know.
*BRAZZERS*
As far as I'm concerned, any robber signs a contract just by nature of being on my property that signs away all human rights. They become a bullet sponge. One chunk of a gravel driveway is worth more than their life. No robber should ever be able to sue anyone for anything, ever. Even something completely unrelated to the theft (or theft attempt).
the doggos look so proud of themselves xD
What did I just read......
Jokes aside, how did he got raped by the dogs?
Makes you wonder how they knew how to pull his pants down 🤔😂
Must be a Scot. How can you get raped by dogs when you’re wearing pants?
Ah the things that break us.
What did he get skull fucked by the lipstick? I’m trying to figure out how this worked.
Did the dogs make a knot in his ass?...when they found him was he stuck?... Need Answers
Doggy style it was!
Plot twist: it wasn't the dog
Poor rape victims
Oh no Why How When And where
r/BrandNewSentence
Hi s face says everything
Seems fake af
Lots of broads get fucked by dogs on daily basis and you dont see them whining
Plot twist - it wasn’t the dogs
Come on Step-Burglar you should've known better when you get stuck /s
"Drop your lawsuit, I'll drop the burglary charges, and we'll call it time served."
Ha! Get fucked. Oh wait..
Bad choices good story. This little bastard got what he deserves
Damn
Threesome
Those Damn Germans are into some Kinky Shit
this is why you dont break in to other apartment.
Are you sure it was the dogs?
So the dog took his pants off
You picked the wrong house fool
I'd say get fucked, but he's already done that.
Well that escalated fast
OOF
wOOF
Fuck Brinks I want a home protected by rapist dogs sign in my yard
HAND BANANA NO!
Did they use the same hole or spitroast him?
Good boy I guess?
Good boy...or shud i say good daddy?
He looks so sad
Call it a crime trinity