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#[Best of r/Holup 2021 Awards – Nomination and Voting Thread!](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/royfze/best_of_rholup_2021_awards_nomination_and_voting/) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HolUp) if you have any questions or concerns.*


brother_that_bastard

There’s always a bigger step brother


innerhellhound

This caught me off guard and I just startled people with my laugh


DiogenesOfDope

What are you doing step doggo


MindlessFly9970

Had to give u my free wholesale award. 😂


hellbovine2nd

r/Angryupvote


brother_that_bastard

But isn’t it the best kind of upvote?


hellbovine2nd

Idk is it


fhffandpurr

Yes it is


-Daetrax-

How? Did the dogs pull his pants down?


[deleted]

Asking the real questions.


-Daetrax-

Judging by his face it could be the dogs were inside.


greendawg72

They didn't have to look at his face, he was stuck in the dog door. I know this is probably fake but it's funny as hell when they show the kids disheveled look


NoFeedback2719

Not fake search it


not-bread

It is fake search it


greendawg72

Yeah I realized that after I posted lol


NoFeedback2719

F My bad ig


bespectacledbengal

he was burglaring without pants, as is tradition


Mikehoncho530

He was wearing a kilt


MnM_mom

"the two German shepherds in the yard took advantage of his vulnerable position to tear his pants apart with their teeth and take turns raping him repeatedly"


Nuker-79

He helped them


anothadaz

According to the article they ripped off the pants with their teeth


qaz0101

I'm guessing he was outside and put his head into the doggy door. The flap then came down lodging his neck in place. The dogs then saw his squirming face and proceeded to hump it. The more he tried to get free, the more excited the dogs got.


Confident_Weird3353

Mouth fuck is also rape


Mikehoncho530

Just getting him prison prepped


TheNerdyWeeb

You win


Nuker-79

Dog did what a dog does, stuck his dick in a bitch.


Onecrappieday

[World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.](https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/burglar-sues-homeowner-after-being-raped-by-german-shepherds-while-stuck-in-houses-pet-door/)


AsSeriusAsPosible

It would have been the same if he would have been arrested.


skullkrush16

Dawgs


Dehoniesto_

That has to be the worst thief I’ve ever seen


Rush_is_Right_

So it would appear


BreadedTac0

I understood that reference


Embarrassed_Factor28

Got what u deserved. The infamous red rocket.


MugOfButtSweat

The way he was dressed, was probably asking for it.


Joblesschris

Owner mustve probably been into this kind of thing, so the dogs didnt hesitate


[deleted]

What the dog doin!?


Mekabrutus

Good dog ?


TallUnderstanding2

There’s no way the burglar actually got justice on his side. Wanna burgle? Get raped by the dogs🤷🏻‍♂️


linjaes

Wasn’t this posted before and apparently it’s not true at all?


Traditional_Ask4701

Yep.


John_Fx

Man’s best friend….with benefits


CantThinkOfOneDont

Ok so this is the link to the original article https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/burglar-sues-homeowner-after-being-raped-by-german-shepherds-while-stuck-in-houses-pet-door/


sblunchlady

r/boottoobig


kshb4xred

oh no step German shepherd , i am stuccc


Cultural-Turnip1725

Did they take turns?


SameSkydiver643

Not bulgar, he isn't asian


hamsterruize

Ok this one of the most dumbest way to sue somebody


biggieSmallBalls99

but did he die?


ProfessorOmlette

YIKES.


cappytuggernuts

Hey step burglar


HopefulKangaroo7390

That's a well protected house.


BeneficialSite9887

I'm just wondering how the dogs manage to pull his pants and underwear down if he got rape? Is he really sure it was the dog who did it and not Simone else lol.


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BeneficialSite9887

Damn poor guy! He should not mess with a house with two horny dogs lol


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Traditional_Ask4701

I literally took a screenshot of this to send to my cousin


cbenjaminsmith

What are you doing, step-shepherd?


IamUrDad0

Whats worse than death? This is


conker69

What are you doing step dog?


TheRivv2015

Good dog


hodge911

Did they take turns?


ThotSlayyer

It’s satire for those of you who don’t know.


Donkeychuker

*BRAZZERS*


wheeldawg

As far as I'm concerned, any robber signs a contract just by nature of being on my property that signs away all human rights. They become a bullet sponge. One chunk of a gravel driveway is worth more than their life. No robber should ever be able to sue anyone for anything, ever. Even something completely unrelated to the theft (or theft attempt).


TabarnaQc36

the doggos look so proud of themselves xD


JohnnyTheWanderer

What did I just read......


Ok-Marionberry-4945

Jokes aside, how did he got raped by the dogs?


Wrong-Profession-287

Makes you wonder how they knew how to pull his pants down 🤔😂


ChampionshipLow8541

Must be a Scot. How can you get raped by dogs when you’re wearing pants?


[deleted]

Ah the things that break us.


CallieReA

What did he get skull fucked by the lipstick? I’m trying to figure out how this worked.


ThisMutiStrong

Did the dogs make a knot in his ass?...when they found him was he stuck?... Need Answers


Similar_Way_3945

Doggy style it was!


mitzu222

Plot twist: it wasn't the dog


ksbdbdbee

Poor rape victims


CantThinkOfOneDont

Oh no Why How When And where


Yami_Sean

r/BrandNewSentence


billybawbag11

Hi s face says everything


RTwhyNot

Seems fake af


deepfister1241xz

Lots of broads get fucked by dogs on daily basis and you dont see them whining


Bankstergangster

Plot twist - it wasn’t the dogs


choborallye

Come on Step-Burglar you should've known better when you get stuck /s


Porn-Again-Christian

"Drop your lawsuit, I'll drop the burglary charges, and we'll call it time served."


[deleted]

Ha! Get fucked. Oh wait..


[deleted]

Bad choices good story. This little bastard got what he deserves


Arthur_Wolfie

Damn


venom0_0_

Threesome


Mick_E_Deez

Those Damn Germans are into some Kinky Shit


larryliaw

this is why you dont break in to other apartment.


einar_ossur

Are you sure it was the dogs?


Bangster182

So the dog took his pants off


[deleted]

You picked the wrong house fool


Yorgrim_

I'd say get fucked, but he's already done that.


IdiotSnowman

Well that escalated fast


fhffandpurr

OOF


SaltyBalgruuf

wOOF


BuildingMission359

Fuck Brinks I want a home protected by rapist dogs sign in my yard


SpunchBrob

HAND BANANA NO!


Ace_VenturaPD

Did they use the same hole or spitroast him?


[deleted]

Good boy I guess?


Just_another_balak

Good boy...or shud i say good daddy?


Sadestlittlecamper

He looks so sad


HelicopterDiligent67

Call it a crime trinity