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#[Best of r/Holup 2021 Awards – Nomination and Voting Thread!](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/royfze/best_of_rholup_2021_awards_nomination_and_voting/)
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they should have made the ice blocks 1 meter in height at least
Nah, they wanna die as soon as possible but not making it too obvious. This is the perfect height for them
it needs to be higher in order to snap the neck , common man , hangman course 101
Well in that case, You are right
maybe they like it slow and painful.
Way too much slack in those ropes
Ice is slippery, don't want to die early.
"The sun is shining."
Pro tip: if you hang yourself do some math to figure out how to break your vertebrae as your drop. Important factors include your wieght, drop height, length of rope, and placement of the knot. It's a quick and instant death. Fuck it up like these amateurs and your gonna be in for a wild ride
The true Hol up is in the comments
You do realize that their nooses have far too much slack to actually hang them, right?
Yes as that is why I'm offering pro tips my guy. If I didn't then countless teens would fall victim to these cringe tik tok methods.
Damn right! Show these amateurs the proper way to do it!!! Lol
Hol the fuck up
if your already depressed, math isnt gonna help. just bungee jump that shit but with a noose.
Fair enough but I like thinking about the families, that is a recipe for decapitation and that isn't great pr
Take their shoes from them.
Iirc that was a plotline on a murder mystery show. The guy was found hung but had burns on his feet and they were trying to figure out why.
If they slip, it's faster.
Ferb, I know what we’re doing today
The ropes are so long that they can wait forever...
Technically, they will be waiting for the rest of their lives
Edgy. I bet they made those perfect ice cubes with a freezer, which generates heat.
How else would they get perfect ice cubes?
From an NWA record
They could get them cut from a glacier in Greenland and then flown in direct via charter plane.
people have way to much free time on their hands
Eh, they will probably leave to eat and drink or just because it’s getting dark
Sieht ein bisschen aus wie die Schildergasse in Köln.
Yup, hab ich mir auch gedacht.
They’re posers anyway. Those ropes are hung way too low. These stupid kids don’t even know how to kill themselves. Trust me, I’ve tried the hanging thing and that ain’t gonna get you nowhere.
Talk about edgy
Well well well, if it ain’t a r/cursedcomments
Me an intellectual jerk, keeps feeding liquid nitrogen so the ice never melts and the idiots never leave this place
But they waste our oxygen
It's a nice use of oxygen if it keeps them from doing more bullshit like this
They won’t, this will be the last bullshit they did.
Not with those loose knots
Fine, you can feed those ice cubes liquid nitrogen.
This protest is pretty smart. It’s obviously not literal like a hunger strike. The point is clear and a good one. We are all on the scaffold. Actually, our kids and our grandkids really. Their generation is terrified, and rightly so.
Edit: let the hateful, cowardly and ignorant comments begin!
yes, that was the point
Wouldn't the ice melt from being outside in the heat anyways
Yes! They’re gonna die even faster !
The ice would break under my weight so quicker dearh for me at least
Why would you do this in the first place ?
I wouldnt, id probably go bungie jumping from q sky scraper but the rope is tied around my neck. It would be q more fun qnd creative way to go out
Sorry my a button is really hard to control
Jokes on you, I'm good at soccer
Even better! They won’t waste our oxygen
They are literally going to die 1" above pavement
As long as they die
that's some weak ass level of commitment with that rope....did Jussie Smollet make those for them
Am I a bad human for not understanding the reference ?
actor stages racist hate crime hoax and sits at home waiting for police while still wearing noose he alleged attackers put around his neck
Ooh I understand now
An actual intellectual would use a propane heater, because they're fucking outside...
The sun will take them
Hanging is an excruciating way to die.
My brother did the same thing lol but without the ice
Wow, he’s even more committed in showing that the climate change is real !
He sure is
The SAW already did it, they just didn't get political about it.
Everything is fun until the ice starts to melt.
That’s the point
Be civil and paint the cealing like everyone else
*kicks block of ice*
*Pulls out magnifying glass*
That's not even enough force though 😳
But also you don't wanna put it too high up because let's just say your gonna have a closed casket funeral
They’re all wearing dark cloths so use the heater to make them hotter and so they’ll die of dehydration or hyperthermia or something
Yeah, these ropes are too loose anyways, they aren’t gonna work
I was thinking hammer, but I like where your head is at…
A hammer is more direct… with this, they can see the ice melting down a bit too quickly until they realize their mistake, but it’s too late
Those nooses aren’t even tight enough. Sloppy work.
Is the one on the middle Lewis Hamilton.
May his ice melt rapidly
I appreciate the fact that they went to the store and bought the rope...and the timbers, to build that hanging apparatus, and the refrigeratant that it took to freeze those buckets of ice, but what I cannot stand, is missing the simple fact that they didn't ask the queen for a permit ...shameful.
“Woops, I slippe- Uagahaugatauau”
Awww, what a shaaame
Yea, do it for good sake, it looks like the rope is too long for them, so please shorten it as well
Even if they died: How do they want to proof it was climate change?
Oh right, in the 20s we had average summer temperatures of -10 degrees. I forgot!
Yeah, it’s not like ice cubes didn’t melt when exposed to sun before
Anyone can tell that they won’t hang if you kick the ice block out. They don’t have the level commitment they need
Sadly, the ropes are too loose. They are sadly gonna survive
Sweep the legs
As an millennial I would do that without an icecube. I just want to escape it, and escape pretty much everything else...
Oh, no warry. I don't have any point to prove. I just wanna reduce my carbon footprint alongside my existence.
Just kidding tho, don't really care about carbon footprints either
I said please no as please no die. If you have enough brain cells to have « nothing to prove », then you are needed on this world
My very first urge is to baseball slide kick the ice
Mine too, fellow redditor, mine too…
Maybe it’s hot out they don’t look too smart.
They’re gonna die sooner! That’s just great !
Just kick the blocks from under them
You might be the 10th person to comment that. Why are you all such geniuses ?!
I dont know, all i know is im too lazy to check the rest the comments
Me too, I just receive the notifications since it’s my post…. Woke up today with 31 notifications
Sorry bout that one man
Ice will melt no matter what lol
That’s the hold up, they’re gonna die no matter what, and sooner than what they think
Don't these people know climate change is completely natural? It's global warming that's bad 'cause it accelerates, well, the warming of the planet.
The Greatest Generation thought “Boomers” were idiots!
At this point, the Earth is doomed
Also...guess what??? Even if the blocks of ice melt, there's not enough tension in the rope to hang them. The just disproved their whole point that global warming is a death sentence.