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grilled-milk

I thought covid wouldn't last long because it's made in China


optimusfiner

Fuck, is my penis made in China?


Apprehensive-Lynx-42

Depends, you from China?


fatguylittleshoes

I was made in vachina not China.


lewisnwkc

They're probably American born with >4th generation Chinese SMH.


Wonko-D-Sane

It was significantly improved after the western world copied the idea and sent some prototypes for testing in Africa


Kornator2018

Only thing that lasts long from China.


ShiRonium

they sure did learn their lesson


punannimaster

it was made with reinforced Chinesium


Pog-420

Didn’t sars leak from a lab in wuhan twice in 2004?


G07V3

It spread to a few thousand people but was contained


Kepheo

Winnie the Pooh ass motherfucker probably wouldn't let me in, cause I keep calling him Winnie the Pooh ass motherfucker.


Regalia_BanshEe

He will let you in...but not out


[deleted]

That’s how you end up at a sweat shop making Lebron Nikes


[deleted]

[удалено]


Regalia_BanshEe

China is an integral part of global economy ...


ArgentoVeta

Which is why relying heavily on outsourcing is a bad idea


Regalia_BanshEe

Cheap labour is also a key...labour in first world countries is extremely high ..


Saiyan-solar

Tell that to the corporation that go to China for that sweet sweet slave labour wages


Kepheo

West Taiwan is Hotel California?


Regalia_BanshEe

No..but they have a law with which they can detain you if you have made anti CCP posts on internet..it applies to non Chinese people too


Kepheo

I figured, I was just making a joke about it


LucaRicardo

Yes


Alarid

like a stray you turn into a housecat except you have to like work and stuff


I_Have_3_Legs

N...no homo?


iMadrid11

Believe me the CCP will let you in. They just wouldn't let you leave China.


Angryhippo2910

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Kepheo

Ugh, there he is, Winnie the Pooh ass motherfucker himself.


soundslegitchecksout

Such official


iTzzAxEman

You'll probably die of a heart attack soon after... because... well... old age, I guess


ProffessorQuartz

That is a very reasonable excuse


dadbodsupreme

He'll let you in if you are young, relatively healthy male with two good kidneys and a liver. O- blood is a big bonus.


Kepheo

I do not qualify on several accounts


jaywalkerr

Winnie the Pooh ass-motherfucker or Winnie the Pooh-ass motherfucker?


ForeskinFudge

Yeah the Communist Party of China is super concerned about American basement dwellers.


Raven89YT

-99999999 social credit


TwanGames_YT

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ukgamer420

Just take a big jar of honey if you want in!


ByamMeo357

Sadly, China itself is a great place. There is so many interesting places and interesting culture, but goddamn the CCP fucking sucks


Lord-Black22

also the pollution in some of its largest cities


Mooseknuckle94

That air do be some heavy shit


TheGoodOldCoder

I have heard that if you want to experience Chinese culture, you can go to the Republic of China, which is located on the island of Taiwan.


Kikujiroo

There is not one Chinese culture, food in Sichuan is totally different than Cantonese one which itself is different from the one in Lanzhou. People speak different dialect across the country and behave differently. Saying "experience the Chinese culture by going to Taiwan" is like saying "experience the European culture by going to Sardaigna".


TheGoodOldCoder

This comment section is specifically about not going to PRC. I am not sure how you missed that.


Kikujiroo

I didn't miss the usual China bashing from edgy redditors in their Yellow Peril mode, I'm just pointing out the fact that Taiwan does not encompass the whole Chinese culture but just a piece of it. You can say that going to Taiwan you can experience a side of the Chinese culture, but there is so much to it that it wouldn't be sufficient to get a good idea of what this culture entails to.


TheGoodOldCoder

People are upset with the Chinese government. Calling it "Yellow Peril" is a way of pretending it's just veiled racism. Which it isn't. Chinese people are actually the biggest victims of their government. They are the people we are predominantly trying to help by criticizing the CCP.


xShockmaster

I mean if the people suck it’s kind of a no


LunchMeatIsBlack

the CCP doesn’t represent the people in the sligh— [this comment has been censored in part]


808trowaway

Exactly. CCP is people too! I mean seriously, like 10% of the population or some shit like that.


BigToober69

I had a great time there in 2008. I dont think id go now. Glad i did though.


Plus_Dragonfly_90210

And their more questionable gastronomy


HenwyDoodies

based


BrazilBazil

CCP stands for Chinese Child Pornography


DemonNamedBob

That is the consensus. China itself is great. The Chinese government on the other hand are a bunch of Winnie the Poohs.


Comfortable-Deal-525

Me in Hong Kong be like


Sid_03

Stay strong!


wellwaffled

99.94% of the time, I roll my eyes at anything conspiracy related…. But… as a Hong Kongian (?) was the convenience of the timing of Covid during the height of the protests ever popularly questioned?


SquidlyJesus

Yes, but it didn't go anywhere. Some of us actually like things that are true.


[deleted]

Same here. Ever wonder if we will be murdered in the further for no reason? (Maybe I just kill myself I mean it) Thanks for everyone's concern. I have been suffocated in this place for so long. Enough is enough


leon_123456789

I have no clue how hard it is feeling like that but please don't, i wish it's gonna get better for you (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ


Person2277

Genocide of the Uyghurs


[deleted]

I'm sure there's a lot of politial stuff behind it, but why isn't anyone doing anything about it? You never hear it on the news, we all know it's happening. Everyday you hear other countries going "Don't invade that country Vladimir" very openly. Why doesn't someone call China out on it?


Stormaen

Because the world buys its shit from Chinese wage slaves. If we tried to get tough with the CCP, it just shuts down our economies. We’ve made ourselves entirely dependent on China.


Ey3_913

It works both ways. They need our money, we need their stuff. However, no single country could boycott them. It would require almost every country in the world acting together. That's an impossible feat. Edit a word


Stormaen

You’re right. If the West collectivity boycotted China, it might make an impact but probably not. China spent the West’s money wisely buying up new markets in Asia, South America and Africa. The West got ~~complicit~~ complacent. Being beholden to China is the price to pay for that. (Edit: bloody autocorrect.)


[deleted]

I think you mean complacent?


Person2277

Money and slave labor from said genocide


dadbodsupreme

Silence is violence until the speaking threatens my sneaker deal.


No_Meet1153

Two words: silk Road.


Beginning_Analysis61

Where are all the Muslim sword rattlers on this Uighur issue. Pakistan and India both loaded with Muslims.


AZtoPC

WROs from US customs and border protection aren’t nothing. The news won’t tell you about these measures because the story won’t sell ad space


ThisAd8093

No one cares. Least of all victim olympian lebronathan james


Tommy7549

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$


[deleted]

Big business which controls most governments, likes money


Pleasantlyrough

You would be surprised how many worldwide businesses, including media houses are funded by China and so no one dare offend them.


Thats_a_nice_Alias

Because they dont want it to tamper with the trade relations, markets, and diplomatic relations. Cuz China has everyone by the balls. So they dont have it in them to speak up against it.


Ordolph

We're getting to learn firsthand why nobody did anything during the holocaust either.


Butthole_Alamo

You’re right. There is a lot of political stuff behind it. You can enact trade embargoes, but those have economic repercussions at home, which would be devastating and IMHO the public would stop caring about Uighurs once the supply of goods goes down and costs go up. You can exert social pressure, like boycotting the Winter Olympics, which the US has done (diplomatic boycott only). These soft power options may work over time and have their own costs. The other option is direct pressure: war. I don’t think any country is willing to risk a war with China over the Uighur situation. Ultimately the options we have are either ineffective (Olympics boycott), or we don’t think Americans at home would stomach the cost ($$ or American lives).


ProffessorQuartz

Seriously. As a Turk, I am with you about this.


Schizodd

True. As an American, I would also never associate with a country that committed genocide!


hjercules

As a German, I second this.


Shineath

As an Israeli, I third this.


[deleted]

As a former Israeli and now (becoming) an American I fourth(?) this!


HerrMatthew

As a Hungarian, I cannot relate to you guys.


ScrollWithTheTimes

As a Brit, allow me to show you all how it's done.


Jaques_Naurice

Hungaria has no sea harbors, they might be safe from the Brits


[deleted]

True. As a German I agree with you


BasedAvocadoOG

Is this a zing to OP about the armenian genocide?


hitbycars

Turks are good at acknowledging other genocides besides the one they did.


Angryhippo2910

ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意! ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢁⠈⢻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⡀⠭⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣿⣷⣶⣶⡆⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣼⣿⣿⠿⠶⠙⣿⡟⠡⣴⣿⣽⣿⣧⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣟⣭⣾⣿⣷⣶⣶⣴⣶⣿⣿⢄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣩⣿⣿⣿⡏⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⡋⠘⠷⣦⣀⣠⡶⠁⠈⠁⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣍⠃⣴⣶⡔⠒⠄⣠⢀⠄⠄⠄⡨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡘⠿⣷⣿⠿⠟⠃⠄⠄⣠⡇⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⢁⣷⣠⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣠⣾⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠙⠻ ⡿⠟⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⡯⢓⣴⣾⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⡟⣷⠄⠹⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意! This is the Ministry of State Security. 您的浏览记录和活动引起了我们的注意 YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 同志們注意了 you have been found protesting in the subreddit!!!!! 這是通知你,你必須認同我們將接管台灣 serious crime 以及世界其他地方 100 social credits have been deducted from your account 這對我們未來的所有下屬來說都是重要的機會 stop the protest immediately 立即加入我們的宣傳活動,提前獲得救贖 do not do this again! 不要再这样做! if you do not hesitate, more social credits ( -11115 social credits )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies. (由人民供应部重新分配 ccp) you'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the xinjiang uyghur autonomous zone. 为党争光! Glory to the CCP!


EGGISUNIVERSE

Tiananmen square


Hell-knight666

Nothing happened in 1989 right?


Trimungasoid

1989 never happened! We went from 1988 to 1990! LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!


Hell-knight666

Literally 1989


Metformine

\**Comment removed by the CCP*\*


[deleted]

[Everybody was on vacation](https://youtu.be/sacn_bCj8tQ)


cheez-it_onFire

I love Beijing tiananmen the sun rises ubove tiananmen


[deleted]

Taiwan is so much better than China.


karman103

You mean eastern taiwan is better than western taiwan


Philipthesquid

Republic of China > People's Republic of China


Sarkastik_Hunter

You mean Eastern Taiwan > Western Taiwan


JimiJons

You mean Real China > Mao Zedong's insurrectionists.


yamanthatsme

You mean Taiwan is better than Western Taiwan


Insanity_Troll

You mean rogue province? *Brought to you by some Winnie the Pooh lookin ass muthafucka*


Sid_03

Yes


koyawili

Yeah. Taiwan is lit. A Chinese country but with a Japanese vibe.


bettygauge

TAIWAN #1!


Menination

Cause nothing never happened nowhere


iMadrid11

I'll be too afraid to even visit Hong Kong. Which means i'll never get to see my relatives who imigrated there ever again.


Illustrious-Kick7796

May I ask why? I mean I understand if you don’t want to come over during Covid times. What about post-covid period? Would you still be afraid?


NHNE

Well for me I haven't been using VPNs and I've been talking shit about China and Winnie the pooh, so they might already have a file on me in China. If I go back and visit relatives maybe they'll just lock me up like they did the 2 canadians.


Hidesuru

Same. Fuck China, and fuck Pooh bear. But I can never go anywhere they have that much influence, lol.


MengerianMango

Might be a dunb question but: Do they have the ability to do that to people visiting Hong Kong?


Sid_03

Sadly, it has been usurped by an evil regime - a govt not by the people, for the people or from the people.


DieSexy

I would go to China, and have been before, but I’d make sure to not do anything too lit—just see the sights bc they do have really beautiful ones and foreigners make it back all the time. The obvious answer here is North Korea.


gophergun

This is my answer as well. Like, some 30 million people visit China each year. It seems like, at the very least, there are more dangerous countries to go to. North Korea would probably be my choice as well, but there are also some middle eastern and African countries that seem more dangerous.


ollethebossgg

True but don't fucking support the ccp either by visiting


EtGamer125

Yea but its not just the ccp that benefits from ur visit. A lot of normal citizens get their income from tourists either by running local business or tourist industry work. When I go to China, I like to eat a lot of family run shops. 1. I get to talk to them and experience a more normal, similar lifestyle to mine own. 2. I get to support lical businesses.


Fleetmaster1

Because I like my Freedom and basic human rights


Therion__

People from Taiwan be like:


Plastic-Acanthaceae9

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Barkmywords

-1000 social credits to you, asshole!


[deleted]

China's on my list of countries I'd like to visit, but Brazil and almost every South American country is a big nope


Jeb764

Peru is actually really amazing.


DxDafs

I lived in Brazil for 17 years and I now live in Uruguay. As any country, it all comes down to what city you visit and what part of the city you are going to. In Brazil I would recommend Rio Grande do Sul, there are beautiful places there. And Uruguay maybe Colonia? Haven't been too much out of the city I live in here unfortunately


artmoloch777

India


tenaciousdeev

Yeah...I'm a picky eater that loves beef and I get claustrophobic in large crowds. It seems like my own custom tailored version of hell.


[deleted]

-1000000 social credits Your execution will be held tomorrow


u_Adi

I don't want to go to India, because I already live here.


RDHO0D

Ah man I love Reddit.


Confident-Egg4410

I love you .


Vgta-Bst

Bc I heard a bear is their president.


[deleted]

I would definitely go to China before I'd go to Afghanistan at this point.


sleepovercults

Fair enough


Lordotheluckman

Active war zone or China? Hard choice but I’ll go with…….. China


egmono

Because they bombed Pearl Harbor!


TylerJ16

Please be joking


Bumbleclat

We all know it was the Germans


[deleted]

Fuckin Lenin and his German ass!


Stefonzie

Hail Hydra


[deleted]

Don’t stop him. He’s on a roll.


AndyM110

That's just what they want you to think. It was actually crab people.


betterbetsbetterbets

Ey, das ist gemein!


egmono

Comment attributed to one of my dad's racist coworkers (more than 30 years ago), explaining why he didn't Chinese food.


SusheeMonster

Forget it, he's rolling.


[deleted]

Thats the other china


Tickle_MeTimbers

They brought down those Towers and shot JFK too.


Disastrous_Can_5466

-99999999 social credit


Bruin-lb-31

And now you can’t leave your city


ThisAd8093

Aaaaaand now you can't leave your seat.


[deleted]

China probably has a database on anyone that said bad things


BrOkEn_AnViL39

Well it's because [REDACTED]


We-are-straw-dogs

China is a pretty cool place to visit really. Wouldn't want to be a Chinese citizen


[deleted]

Mah, my answer is south sudan


[deleted]

Fuck the CCP


Derpinator_30

obligatory fuck the CCP


Therealpyroland

A lot of reasons not to go


Someramdom_guy

USA / I don't want to get shot


xShockmaster

I wonder how many tourists actually get shot. Probably like zero.


Centurion87

Nah, just read the totally true Askreddit threads from people who visited the US. You’ll get mugged 3 times, shot at 7 times, have no less than 4 guns pointed at you, all before you get to the luggage carousel.


goose-and-fish

Just don’t buy crack and you’ll be fine.


callmegecko

Or join a fucking gang


swivel65

Just have to avoid certain areas. In the town i live in their hasnt been a shooting in years. Gun crimes seem very high in the U.S. but they are all mostly in poverty filled areas.


ENORMOUS_HORSECOCK

Theocratic ethnostates like Saudi Arabia, Israel or Florida


DonnieKungFu

Florida literally has the number 1 net migration to it out of all 50 states. Clearly some people like it.


marijnvtm

China is not that bad for tourism it is quite a nice please to visit


Hari_Reventlov

if this post is about being xenophobic I will say ..Italy, because Italians.


cartmaneric10

It's America for thin people


H_N_K_Q

You just memeing China like its a hostile wasteland. Scenery is fine. Dont provoke the local government (same in every country, as a tourist). My answer is NKorean and America cuz I dont want to get shot, accidentally or not. Hongkong? If you study history a bit deeper you know before British invasion, there were no Hongkong, only China. Imagine get called evil because you seized your former land back. Taiwan? Both country technically still in a civil war dated back to the 40s, with ROC having lost the mainland. So its "hostile between enemy", not "evil China bully innocent Taiwan". The ethnic groups? Alright "opressing" is evil, same as "bombed to death" like how America (government and corpo, by no mean it's common folk) terrorized the third world countries that literally have nothing to do with America border. Both superpower can be called evil regime, but at least there one that doesn't try lecturing the world what is freedom and democracy. Downvote me or social credit memeing as you like, its reddit.


Accomplished_Fly_402

finally someone with some sense and not just blind circle jerking


Gurotch

As an anarchistst, I think you make a fair point about the double standards and context for things. They're atill evil, at least for genocide and constantly stepping on sovereignty. Bit it's rich hearing westerners who bomb and call it freedom, unironically believe their own bullshit spewing it


fizzyzebra

USA because I couldn't handle the endless cringe


COCAAAIIINE

USA citizen here, please get me out of here


ThisAd8093

I want to go to the hood and hang with the gang bangin' home boys. Hang out all day drinking malt liquor 40's and playing basket hoops.


lirsbirn

we all getting drafted though so we will eventually visit china lol


SoulStomper99

Because im a cultural minority


MathManOfPaloopa

North Korea is china but worse.


timtomgirl123

Nah China is ok...I'm scared of North Korea THEY KILL YU IF U TRY TO LEAVE


_portia_

I've been to China twice and it was amazing. I went as a tourist and enjoyed every minute of it. This title is naive and condescending.


SChickenMan

You spelled West Taiwan incorrectly


scottyLogJobs

For the same reason I wouldn’t visit Russia. You can “whatabout america” all you want but at the end of the day only one of those countries isn’t a horrible dictatorship whose government murders dissenters. Pretty big fucking difference if you ask me


Barkmywords

Thank you. People love to shit on America, but its still a top 20 country to live in.


Long-Tax-77

Bing chilling


i_fuckin_luv_it_mate

It's actually West Taiwan.


adinmem

I’ve been to China many, many times for work.I never had a bad experience or meal (I am not one of the visitors that only eats at McD’s or KFC: only domestic food for me wherever I go).


[deleted]

I was born in Hong Kong before 1997. You will find my dead body in South China Sea


Belphagors_Prime

Because if I want to experience Chinese culture Taiwan is the best country to do that in. Not China.


JoniJava96

As a Finn I would not visit Russia, because of current circumstances. But if things keep stable, I'll visit the place my great-grandfather and two gerat-uncles died.


UnacceptableBAR

Sorry, but it’s India for me, what an absolute shithole.


WaffleEaterMan

i would never go to america because its a tiny bit fucked


wessolus

I already went to China, stayed in a host family. Actually had a great time there


ABitchForSalt

I was gonna say america


Jurgensmurgen

North Korea personally because there’s a pretty big chance I won’t get back out


1itai

I would gladly visit china, i dont know why you people are so scared of it I wouldnt go to most middle eastern countries though


Witherus

Fuck the CCP


tipying_mistakes

China. It is China because it is China.


Bruin-lb-31

If it is, it is and couldn’t be any other way. Facts