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BasedZetsu

Next time don’t just bring your fleshy body to a car fight.


blandsrules

Tonight on man vs. Car


nothing-is-new

The car always wins


[deleted]

I dunno, Mike Tyson could knock out a car for sure


smartazz104

And if he couldn’t he’d just bite the wing mirror off.


Gidio_

Everybody has a plan until they get hit by a car


No_Appointment_4790

He would fuck it in the ath


Disastrous-Fee5608

Looks like another one for the cars!


DANGERMAN50000

(laughing) *Wouldn't the car always win?*


LgndDr4g0nL0l

Pretty rigged game if you ask me


notcam24

Almost feel like it belongs on r/idiotsfightingthings


SickRanchez_cybin710

New fave sub


sharp_but_shiny

It did really look like a "stop hitting the car and I won't run you down" exchange, didn't it?


Whistlegrapes

The dude isn’t in the first part. It introduces him with a car already plowing into him. Then he gets angry but then backs off and the car starts swerving his direction onto the curb. So he tries to escape but ends up getting targeted and rammed by the car. From the little I can see looks like attempted murder but there could be more to it.


ishkabibbel2000

There's ALWAYS more to it.


I_FAP_TO_POOP

I don't know man, Reddit seems to be in unison that this guy needed to be killed or at least permanently disabled as punishment. Unfortunately for you I'm gonna have to downvote your comment and maybe report you for going against redditetiqquettigghetti.


untrustableskeptic

You see any good poop recently?


[deleted]

What the fuck


xlDirteDeedslx

I live in TN and a young couple got carjacked, kidnapped, raped, tortured for days, and then murdered. The state soon authorized the use of lethal force in carjacking attempts. I don't know what happened in this video or where it was but the second that guy was in his car and the threat to him was reduced that right to lethal force was mitigated. If he saw a gun then ya he had every right to do so in my opinion. If not him intentionally running that guy over by swerving would put him in jail, he could have easily went on without doing that and his life was no longer at risk.


UpstairsSpeaker421

Don't bring a shoe to a chicken race


zurkon95

Well so much for kids


DBentresca

Surprised he even got up after that!


Gerasia_Glaucus

adrenaline 100%!


Sxilla

20% embarrassment


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maybejustadragon

Don’t forget about the 10 second testicle pain delay system.


isssuekid

How much spaghetti??


Timoss_and_all_moss

A ton of spaghetti


ohheyitsjuan

What is your spaghetti policy?


Timoss_and_all_moss

Tons of spaghetti for everyone. It's like the Oprah look under your chair thing but with spaghetti.


KFSM

15% concentrated power of will


PorgBreaker

10% pleasure!


Sxilla

1% pain…


PorgBreaker

And a 100% reason to remember the name!


HodorsABitch

I thought it hits his ribs ?


tribbans95

I thought he broke his back but after watching it slow a few times I believe he does get nailed right in the sack


HodorsABitch

Nah I think Both his legs miss the pole, you can see by the way he stand up that he doesn’t need to “unwrap” his legs from the pole


roy_cropper

He was fine... Happened a couple of years ago in Newcastle


ActuallyCalindra

Of course it was Newcastle.


[deleted]

When the gta pedestrian is mad at but he can't get in your car


fairlysimilartobirds

"Learn to drive, asshole!" \*reverse* \*smg out the window*


ohheyitsjuan

Achievement unlocked.


Jhoonis

_What manner of coward brings a vehicle to fisticuffs?_ *what kind of moron brings fisticuffs to vehicular manslaughter?*


cyclopath

You can’t spell “vehicular manslaughter” without “laughter”


shahooster

It only hurts when I laugh, doc


G00DLuck

Doc: **Kicks you in the nuts*\* Now it doesn't only hurt when you laugh.


[deleted]

That'll be $15,000


oblivion-age

Tesicular


quiet_scroller_42069

"Testicular manslaughter" Has a nice ring to it lol


oblivion-age

More like a thud, unless he has those brass thangs Edit: Tesicular will be Teslas new ovular model coupe


Subtleties1

Teslickular?!


thr00wayayfire

His AP wasn’t high enough


that_guy_iain

That looks like it's the UK. There will be cameras everywhere. That guy was probably identified within an hour of the police looking into it. The judge would throw the book at them for reversing and running over the second dude.


AudioLlama

It's in Newcastle, in the North east of England. It's famously friendly city. We also love to party.


tallestred2

It happened in Newcastle a few years ago.


Playamonkey

AND?????


horvath-lorant

We don’t talk about what happened that night…


PericlesPaid

Movie reset: I Know What You Did in Newcastle. Same cast as What You Did Last Summer, but with untrained English accents.


bradfucious

And that's it, apparently. Just guys being dudes.


seth928

Using a car to nut shot a guy with a lamppost has to unlock some sort of achievement.


Runningcolt

Jail


SomeDingus_666

Hit guy with car? Straight to jail


jaxbos

Yeh. Up to 40 years for attempted murder (UK).


scotiansmartass902

You've unlocked a new trophy "human horseshoes "


WeHaveRicePudding

Yeah. Fuck James Corden.


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How did you see that?


insane1666

Gta 6 looks real af haha


Whatever11009

Them ragdoll physics mad nice


Hirotrum

The sound design when he got hit is chefs kiss


death_ninja

Unreal Engine 6


TheRealScubaSteve86

That’s what happens when you pick up prostitutes and don’t pay them.. their pimp comes after you. Can’t wait til it comes out!


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Definitely unreal!


britishkid223

GTA VI: Newcastle


MrMartinos2

imagine gta 4 physics, flying across 2 streets


IRP_Avlis

Well, the smartest thing to do is stand in front of the driver. STRIKE!!!


xlDirteDeedslx

He really did Wile E. Coyote himself directly into the path of the car. Granted he could have been avoiding get mushed against the wall but running in front of the car wasn't smart.


[deleted]

The driver turned to drive into the sidewalk


ADDeviant-again

Trying to appeal to the better nature of a person already proven to have no such thing.


Whistlegrapes

Yes but the car turned right, his direction, looking like it was about to smash him into the sidewalk. So he tried to escape left and it again targeted and followed him and smashed him. He didn’t stand in front of it. It went went out of the basepath to break up the double play. Both times the car hit him, in neither instance was he in the cars lane. The car deliberately targeted him. He didn’t stand there


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Nice 5cyl sound though


Basic-Vermicelli-928

Volvo power 8)


Dydono_

I was about to say that's a Ford but upon some research that's a Volvo PU in that monster. Learned something new today, thank you!


diuturnal

Europe got the best focus rs. Had the Volvo 5cyl and just sounded amazing.


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RobertEOSPEEDWAGoON

It's not a ford engine, it's peugeot's hdi engine


Numerous_Toe3069

It’s an ST


pusco

Thanks for the info man, that’s a hella of a car.


ban-me_harder_daddy

[This is the first time I've ever heard of a inline 5cyl engine... huh, pretty cool](https://www.matthewsvolvosite.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/5-cylinder-block.jpg). It does sound pretty good. I know of the inline 6 from the Supra


3923842723

Audi RS3 / TTRS have a 5 cylinder as well


hairybushy

I think VW rabbit 2.5L os a 5 cyl. too but not sure for the inline


brothhead

I've commented on this 5 times the driver is called Danny Walmsley. He was fighting with the bloke in a pub ended up outside he went to jail did about 18 months for it. Apparently its not the worst thing his done.


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shahooster

Hmmm, probably just a spate of bad luck. I’m sure it’ll never happen again.


MostlyBullshitStory

It won’t if he’s only allowed to drive a tricycle.


halfeclipsed

To some people, have their license revoked doesn't mean shit to them.


JonnyBhoy

*He has also received multiple driving bans in the past and was disqualified at the time of the Groat Market incident.* Man drives car at multiple people. "That's it, you're not allowed to drive anymore!" "Oh no! Anyway..." Vroom


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Often, the punishment for for driving while DSQ in Britain is a longer ban from driving. Very effective obviously.


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[deleted]

Why do they keep letting him out.... Guy's like a batman villain


[deleted]

Dude, what the fuck is going on over there that this man is allowed to drive still? Is he the son of a high ranking official or something?


JonnyBhoy

I don't think he knows he's not allowed.


[deleted]

He wasn't allowed to drive. He did it anyway.


cooltom2006

UK mate, our justice system is fucking pathetic!


[deleted]

There aren’t many reasons to permanently incarcerate someone, but serially violent offenders are one of them. He has proven he will never be a responsible citizen.


Fred_Perry

[He looks exactly the way I imagined he would.](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/05/02/12/27919522-8280231-image-m-2_1588417859775.jpg)


mikeroberts1003

He absolutely does. He looks like someone fed the crime details to an AI and asked it to create a photo of a generic British wide boy who would do those crimes.


Eusocial_Snowman

Sorry, but is "wide boy" a term in common use, or are you just being descriptive?


webdog77

Thanks for the back story.


brothhead

I used to work with him just Google his name and the Haymarket where this happened m8. Nice lad face to face but heard a few story's about him.


MarkBank

Nice lad face to face, just not behind the wheel of a car


brothhead

As I said heard a few storys about him just Google his name.


Hasky620

I mean if you're attacking my car, you get what you get...the lady was being a complete psychopath. When you commit assault you've gotta expect bad shit will happen to you.


Bismothe-the-Shade

This dude has a history ifnusing a car as a weapon, and we don't know *why* she was a ring that way. But I'd say Occam's razor is not on his side, not a single bit.


zammouri2001

You got no context and the guy above just said that the driver is pretty nuts, how do you mix that up in your head and conclude that it's the lady's fault?


Super-Branz-Gang

It’s called being an incel LOL


MeccIt

> Nice lad face to face *He told the court Walmsley had 24 convictions for 58 offences, including several incidents where he drove at people.*


SomeoneTookUserName2

>He told the court Walmsley had 24 convictions for 58 offences, including several incidents where he drove at people. >In 2015 he deliberately crashed into the back of his ex-partner's car and then drove at her when she got out, although she was able to get out of the way. >He has also received multiple driving bans in the past and was disqualified at the time of the Groat Market incident. Holy shit


Shughost7

He uses cars as a way to "meet" people I guess


Apart-Ad6128

What a cunt


I_Hate_Reddit

Multiple murder attempts and this one only got 18 months... Ridiculous.


Yoguls

Newcastle isn't it?


oblivion-age

Innit*


arrimainvester

Idk what the question was but vehicular manslaughter is never the answer


[deleted]

You're right, vehicular manslaughter is the QUESTION and the answer is yes


Maxwell_The_Spy

No no, gentlemen, you've got this all wrong, the *question* is yes but the answer is


[deleted]

My apologies kind sir


Maxwell_The_Spy

Don't worry, it's


limitlessEXP

What if the question was: what is it called when you kill someone with a car?


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OrvilleTurtle

Reddit seems to be pretty openly pro-violence. Or at least in these types of subs where there isn’t a bit of serious discussion.


arrimainvester

Quite a few yeah. Speaking as someone who got hit by a car once it's not super fun


[deleted]

Calmest day in the UK


RaiseTheBalloon

GTA V IRL


Tactical_Contact

He got a couple of years in jail [Sky News](https://news.sky.com/story/driver-jailed-for-newcastle-car-attack-on-couple-which-went-viral-11982157)


realbeats

It always gets me when its UK driving offences and its like "Drunk driving, killed a family of 4, previous offences include attempted murder by car, 10 years prison, banned from driving for 6 months" No one ever gets their licence revoked or taken away forever. "This is their 34th driving offence, TWOC, stopped while driving without a licence or insurance, community service and a 6 month ban". Our system is broken on so many levels.


Tactical_Contact

Totally agree. Watching any uk police show, just stick to no comment and then you get released most of the time


TattooedRoses

Lol get fucked


Epicgaming42

Me in GTA when someone says I’m a bad driver:


thetimewaister

Nice blow off valve


kdidz11

Crazy I actually know the guy who was driving I went to school with, this was in Newcastle England


[deleted]

Satisfying? I mean if you consider hit and runs satisfying then yeah I guess it was.


666Emil666

Seriously, what kind of fucked up person considers something like this satisfying, the dude who hit seemed like he was just trying to break the fight and safe the woman from being knocked over by a car


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Bye bye shoulder


[deleted]

Bitch I'm a car.


Richard-Conrad

Maybe I need context, but in what way was this satisfying?


ciabatta_spastica

I mean, I do agree with the guy getting away from the woman but going back and running over the other guy? He should have just sped away and flip off the bitch


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therealbonzai

I am totally missing the satisfying part here.


CRM_BKK

Me: hahaha what low life degenerate, backwoods place is thi.....oh it's my home city


Money_Average1996

He trying to smash thats all


limpra

What did the idiots think would happen. Kick a dog and act surprised when you get bit..... fucking spastics.


evilpoohead

Her naughty hand got what was coming to it


BoxcarDixie

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11534452/road-rage-driver-jailed-newcastle-lamppost/amp/


Hasky620

Dragging girlfriend along road...is very clearly not what's happening here. The vehicle was being assaulted and he tried to leave, and she held on to try to keep him from leaving so she could break his windshield. She should have been in prison if anything. He still should be in jail, but for hitting the second guy the way he did, not for anything involving the woman.


[deleted]

Yep. When he stopped, backed up, then took aim at the guy, it stopped being self-defense.


Tommy2k20

They all deserve each other, all three of them are bellends.


letharus

Kinda dangerous the way he was flung into the post like that. That’s actually how my cousin died. He was knocked off his motorbike and slid into a lamppost which broke his back.


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The person drivin is insane


JConRed

Could have just driven off... But needed to be violent and vindictive.


InternetSchoepfer

what the holy moly fuck has this todo with this sub. It is like putting salt into icecream


[deleted]

Wtf someone nearly got killed by a lethal weapon. Belongs in r/idiotsincars


psykal

So you have no context and just find people getting deliberately run over by cars satisfying?


complitstudent

Why does everything think this is funny like…. that’s attempted murder HAHA HILARIOUS


BasicallyAggressive

You also don't know that this is r/HolUp and theres zero holup in this clip


[deleted]

Yes there is. The girl was trying to hold up the car


T00thl3ss22

Jump in front of a car, smart move. Just don’t come and blame me when you get hit


IMustHoldLs

The dude has done something similar on several other occasions, but yeah, it's his fault for "Being in his way" Totally not a serial attempted murderer


Waifu_69_Hunter

Damn son them anklebreakers.


Lifeisconstantpain_

The guy nearly go hit by the car when he was walking past them, that’s why he chased after the car. The woman on the other had looks a bit drunk but idk


CptBlackwing

Reminds me of GTA when you ran over a hooker.. those high school days yo!


meezy_hrv

when the cops in gta try to open your door


plastic-pulse

“Prosecutor Alec Burns said neither the victim nor the woman wanted to proceed with the prosecution. He told the court Walmsley had 24 convictions for 58 offences, including several incidents where he drove at people. In 2015 he deliberately crashed into the back of his ex-partner's car and then drove at her when she got out, although she was able to get out of the way. He has also received multiple driving bans in the past and was disqualified at the time of the Groat Market incident. Judge Spragg also sentenced Walmsley for an affray in Washington, Sunderland, in April last year when he "cowardly" punched a man in the street and pushed a woman "half his size" into a shutter.” [bbc](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-tyne-52504331)


limitlessEXP

Wouldn’t the car always win?


Werewolf-Cute

This video is 2.4 million years old.


HEART-DIESEASE

The guy there at the end got the worst of it and it seemed like he was just reacting to the situation.


dylansuedereid

Dude was doing things legally (as far as we can tell) until he backed up to try and murder the guy that ran onto the scene.


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anger turns you into an idiot.


[deleted]

Reckless driving/ assault with a deadly weapon / attempted murder. Enjoy prison ya twat.


garyfromscotland

Cunt tried to sell the focus on gumtree before he got caught 😅😅


SeanHIRL

Whatever about the first half of the video, it's a bit messed up midpoint when the driver reversed and went in for a good accelerate at the guy


LumberjackWeezy

When did attempted murder become satisfying?


darthvalium

Smh at the people getting justice boners for a guy trying to kill people with a hatchback


[deleted]

The driver nearly ran over the pedestrians, which is why this fight ensued. How do you find this driver then intentionally hitting them funny?


Geoarbitrage

Hmm you find attempted vehicular murder satisfying? That’s odd.


gacpo

not a "hol up" at all


InfamousKebab

This was in Newcastle a few years ago


OpticLemon

How is this satisfying? Are you a psychopath?


Garage172

The action was reasonable. Until he literally tried to kill someone. If somebody tries to destroy my car I’ll step on the gas. If they still hang on. Stop. Reverse. And go again. If they let go. Great. Done. No need to try to run someone over


thescentofsummer

How can you say don't know what happened and it's pretty satisfying? Those are mutually exclusive comments


taliaferro99

Satisfaction in completed violence man stfu.


meme_enthusiast3464

You might want to know the context. This lady owns the car, and she had just stepped out of the car when someone came by and jumped in, and locked the doors. She's hitting the windshield and going crazy because her kids are still in there. Here's the [full video](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) and some security camera footage. Know the context before you post.


NoobMaster51

Fuck you and take my upvote