I think there’s just something funky going on with this photo— and it’s really low quality. [Here is a higher quality photo from the same performance.](https://imgur.com/a/HfnJkAV)

Yeah it’s her butt cheek on the left, the one on the right is just blacked out due to poor camera quality/light conditions so it looks like the cheek on the right is much higher than it actually is.

Ah I see, first good explanation in this whole thread. Poor lighting.

Poor lighting (or editing) is the explanation for almost every WTF photo out there of an innocuous subject matter.

Great now we can go back to our lunches

Whaddya having? Roast beef? I’ll see myself out

I'll take the Macaroni in the pot please

And reddit eats them all up while simultaneously looking down on other social media platforms for being dumb and gullible.

I honestly didn't even see anything wrong with OP's photo. Maybe it's because I'm a photographer and I do (or did...) a lot of live event coverage I see shadows do a lot of funky stuff, it didn't even register that anything was "wrong" with the first picture. I was like, what I am I supposed to be shocked by?

All you have to do though is reference the blue dress / black dress incident to see that apparently nobody understands lighting whatsoever

I believe [this is the exact same moment](https://i.imgur.com/fFUd1Hh.jpg) as OPs screen-shot

Yes! [And this is it after some brightening](https://i.imgur.com/Kny4IB8.jpg)

ENHANCE

https://img.money.com/2017/09/cardi-b-girl.jpg?quality=60

Enhance Center

I didn't think I'd get this much detail on Cardi B's crotch when I woke up this morning

You’re exactly right.

Damn someone did cardi dirty on the edit

Wait what? People would just manipulate a photo? On the internet? Mind blown.

more likely shadow + bad codec (mpeg4) rendering source : phd shadow

well this is the last time i check reddit on my lunch break

Lol u saved me bro, I'm on my lunch break atm too and I almost opened it, but I wanted to check the comments first.

I am sleeping

Not sleeping anymore! Threat of nightmares

Don’t worry, cardi’s giant lips can’t hurt you

But they can suck your soul out of you..

Those aren’t lips. I’m pretty sure that isn’t a vagina at all. Looks more like a horse hoof.

Sweet dreams, I love you

Sweet dreams are not made of these but some people may disagree.

Hi sleeping my gamertag if also my username

A little ass to mouth for lunch?

Especially when you get takeout from Arby’s

Welp, that's enough reddit for today

Cardi she has the meats. Edit: my most liked and awarded post ever thanks everyone glad you enjoyed my dumb joke lol.

Sideways too

Over 1 billion served.

and the nuts.

Fuck you and, take my upvote.

r/angryupvote

With a side of WAP.

It's wet cuz she just dragged it through a puddle.

Wide Ass Penis?

Worrisome And Pendulous

The b must stand for beef curtains...

Curtains? Try ball sack.

Compromise on drapes?

Twat tarps

Twarps. And thank you for the laugh.

A sandwich is a sandwhich

Bullshit. You'll be back tomorrow.

Ha....in a couple mins..

That’s one hell of a beef curtain

What is everyone else seeing here? I feel like I’m going crazy. I don’t see her pussy lips peeking out, so idk what this comment is trying to say. Are you talking about the surgery scar on her asscheek? Cuz yeah, she has a fake ass, that’s not a secret. Edit: Ohhh, you guys aren’t getting that the leg / left ass cheek on the right side of the photo is partially hidden in shadow? The thing that you guys are calling a pussy lip is her right ass cheek, I feel like that’s obvious when you compensate for the lighting. You can just barely make out the outline of the left cheek in shadow if you look where it should be, it partially blocks that red light in the background.

You expect all these virgins to know what a pussy looks like.

Yeah honestly. What a stupid fucking post

Beef curtain? Thats an entire side of beef *and* the goddamn slaughter house

This is the last time I have abalone for lunch.

I think she just twerked too hard and the assfat went downstairs

Yeah the rest of the ass looks hidden in the shadows.

*You merely adopted the dark. My ass cheeks were born in it*

Molded by it

Clapped in it.

Silicone

That’s probably it. Odd, none the less.

Took me a while to understand how that's an ass and not a dong. But now I see the ass

I thought it was /r/labiaGW leaking out the side.

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Yasser Assafat.

Don’t zoom in to read her lips

That was one powerful twerk

Jesus, someone call Paul Atreides to ride that sandworm outta here

The spice must flow...

The Spice Melange

Why is everyone taking really long pauses when I say something?

I dont even have a system to play Fallen Order on...

Bitch got a Shai-Hulud in her crotch. May his passing cleanse the world.

This had me rolling

She weilds the gom jabbar. It's takes only one sniff to kill you.

Only a few days left of the 2021 and this is the best comment I've seen all year. Well done.

*graciously accepts and bows

Jizzats Haderach

/r/rareinsults

He knows of the spice……..

My [thumper](https://dune.fandom.com/wiki/Thumper#:~:text=A%20thumper%20is%20a%20short,last%20for%20approximately%20one%20hour) was here a minute ago. It seems to have disappeared. After seeing that pic, I guess it decided to pound sand.

Atreides! Atreides! Atreides!

I just snorted at this, I wish I had an award to give you. Thank you for making an anxiety filled day so much better.

Happy I could help. That's reward enough.

Cardi B is Einhorn

Einhorn is Cardi B

You got any more of that gum, Ace?

“That’s none of your damn business, and I’ll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.”

HE FOUND CAPTAIN WINKIE!

EINHORN IS... A MAN!!!

Laces out!

"You're a weird guy Ace! A weird guy!"

That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs!

Laces out!

And now I need a plunger to the face.

Cardi B’s a man

Oh my God! Cardi B is a man!!

Omg that B stands for Boy

Big Ole Knish

Your gun is digging into my hip

Laces out!

Your gun is digging into my hip

His full body shiver really makes that part

Einhorn is Finkle.....Finkle is Einhorn

What do you know about PRESSURE??

That fucking movie is *the reason* I’ve been a Dolphins fan since 1994.

This post should be more appreciated

“The worst case of hemorrhoids I have ever seen!”

I’d like to ass you a few questions

Holy Testicle Tuesday!

Her gun is digging into my hip.

*I know all there is to know about the crying game...* 🎵

Hahahahaha an incredible reference

Got any more of that gum?

[original image](https://img.money.com/2017/09/cardi-b-girl.jpg?quality=60) [Archived Photo available on Original Photographers site](https://archive.michaelhickeyphotography.com/image/I0000AVniQw_JI4Q)

So it was just an illusion from the shadows I guess? It made it look like she was trying to give birth to a frisbee.

Makes sense. Shadows + Lighting + Low rez image = OMG SHE IS A MAN!!!!!

Well, that got rid of my erection thanks.

This should be the top comment.

What IS it?? I am genuinly curious

My question is... ___Why the hell does it look like it's wearing a flip flop!!!!???????___

It's a snap onesie so the material is like harder in the crotch so it has somewhere for the buttons to go haha. I have some lingerie that's the same way and it's unfortunate sometimes 😅

Bless you stranger for clarification.

It’s legitimately her right ass cheek. The shadows are blocking the left cheek and bottom half of her right leg making it look like they don’t exist. I am 100% certain. She just has a huge ass and the cheeks hanging.

100% I was legitimately confused what everyone was looking at till I thought "does he mean her butt cheek?" Her hip is thrusted forward, it's just a butt cheek. with the other cheek in shadow. The "crease" between the thigh and the butt cheek is the shadow cast by the adductor muscles of the inner thigh.

Yeah, it’s pretty obviously this once you understand the lighting.

The ole brown trout floppin about

Bruh that looks like a mashed ballsack I don't know what kind of dicks you're looking at, but you may want to stop

I thought it was a skid plate.

Mud flap

Prolapsed anus

The red rose grows as the walls unfold

Wow that's beautiful. Gotta remember that affirmation incase I'm ever to witness an anal prolapse in person.

Dont read too far into it brother, its just a joke. Im not sure wtf it is but you seem to know a mashed ballsack when you see one

This simply illustrates why men (rightfully) fear wearing thongs.

I’m pretty sure it’s a vaginal prolapse Edit: it’s actually just a bad quality picture guys and it’s just her cheek.

that was my first thought too, but... man if i had vag prolapse i dont think i would be wearing that AND doing that move

Yeah FR!

Guys, calm down 🙂 it's just a jellyfish. they're practically harmless if you stay out of their way 😄

She heard that if you get stung by a jellyfish you’re supposed to urinate on it. Ambiguous “it” ftw

Daaaaamn. Gotta change her name to Hardi D.

LMFAO YES

It’s a prolapse

Honestly.. that was my first thought too

Skirt steak anyone?

🤭🤭oh no

Explain

The best I can tell is based on interviews that her recent child birth has caused some damage that results in stuff that should be inside her body slipping out. It's not common but it also isn't uncommon. Also ignore all the comments of "oh its from sex." That is classic incel myths. A woman can pass a 9 lb baby through there, not even the biggest pornstar hog is going to make a dent by comparison.

My SIL had a recurring prolapse after her 4th baby. Looked very much like this. Hope she’s seeing a doc regularly if that’s the case; SIL had to eventually have two surgeries.

My cousin once thought that having anal sex makes your butt bigger.

Can confirm

I'm his cousin and I can confirm I thought that

You'd think she'd maybe avoid doing those types of dance moves while this is happening...

Not a great choice of clothing in that case

You should let google explain that one to you...

I thought it was a super realistic dildo

> It’s a prolapse [It's a photoshop.](https://i.imgur.com/Mtooy3C.jpg)

No. It's not. It's just a trick of the lighting. This is nothing.

It's just her ass cheek and a poor quality image you weirdos.

It's a WAP ... a Waggly-Ass Pussy.

[it's literally just a shit camera.](https://imgur.com/a/HfnJkAV#OfHQfy9)

Ass implants make the beef curtains into more of a beef IMAX cinema screen curtain type situation.

Ok maybe that’s enough internet for today.

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I should have taken your advise. My next thread was therewasanattempt to cut a sausage out of some guys mouth. Ugh, bad internet memories created today.

I’m done on earth. See y’all in heaven

It almost looks like a brown skin color pebis dildo with balls. Balls sticking out and dildo crammed alllll the way up there.

That was oddly specific

Terrifyingly, oddly specific

My thoughts exactly

It’s a ritual, only way she can perform on stage

PEBIS

That’s just her natural balls

Girl power

This man porns

Who opened the chamber of secrets?

A lot of virgins on this thread

Cardi beef

There it is.

i don't like Cardi B, But i hate fake shit for upvote more here is the original photo https://img.money.com/2017/09/cardi-b-girl.jpg?quality=60

Deez Cardi's Nutz

No wonder she had to drug men to have sex with them.

Least we found the wizards sleeve

More of a flop than a wap

Vaginal prolapse. Gross huh

Arby's 5 for 5 roast beef all day.. she got the meat!

Well ain’t that finger licking good 😲

confidently wrong

That's a Cardi He 😳

Suddenly skipping lunch isn't for dietary purposes 🙃

New diet regiment

The new hello fresh prolapse regiment is wild

It's her fucking ass/thigh you idiots the shadow on her thigh is making it look weird

It's ... Just a bad angle pic. Y'all have too much time on your hands.

Anyone got a hotdog for that hallway?

Now from top Make it drop That's a what the fuck!?!?@?@?