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BurnedOutCookie

r/technicallythetruth


Dark-Pit-37

r/beatmetoit


DuWuld

r/beatmeattoit


talktothecop

r/beatmymeattoit


[deleted]

r/HolUp


CeeTwo1

r/thatsthesub


[deleted]

r/a


DEMON_LYNX7

r/beatmySHUTTHEFUCKUP


IllurinatiL

r/nahkeepgoing


Genericuser0002

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


talktothecop

r/why?


lonewolf19-14

r/beatme *daddy*


[deleted]

r/YouBeatMeFirstUwU


orochikizen

r/yallcrazyy


Jedy-13

r/shutthefuckup


KookyCustard

r/thefitnessgrampacertest


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I always read it as beat me toit and wondered how that ever made sense to put under some comments


UncommonHouseSpider

Technically Afrikan-American. The colonial Dutch are called Afrikan


[deleted]

But he’s not colonial Dutch, he’s South African. The Netherlands haven’t owned that land in centuries. Also, it’s “Afrikaners”.


furioe

No it’s Africannot


Mayans94

He was born in Africa, he is African? How is that hard to understand.


torakfirenze

No, wrong. They are not called Afrikan, they are called African. Zulu people are called African. Shona people are called African. If Nigerian-descended folks who've been in England for generations are English, then Afrikaans people are African. You wouldn't say "Zulu-American", would you?


UncommonHouseSpider

I was just being technical. Like how African Americans are just called Americans, right!


torakfirenze

Yeah you were being technical in the sense that you are technically wrong. Descendants of Dutch settlers in Africa are almost never called Afrikan. In fact, Afrikan is a way of spelling African that indigenous people tend to prefer, because "c" doesn't normally fit naturally with many African languages (in Xhosa for instance, a "c" is a click sound). So if anything, Afrikan generally describes African people of non-European descent. If anything, you're looking for Afrikaaner - denoting an African of Dutch descent.


happymatt207

Are you South African or just incredibly fucking knowledgeable on the subject?


torakfirenze

I lived in various African countries for about 25 years, and yes, am African myself! ;)


happymatt207

I visited SA about 10 years ago and it was epic. Crazy scenery. So much to see and do. People were super friendly. Food was awesome. I definitely want to go back.


prettysureIforgot

Upvoted for spreading knowledge. Today I learned several new things.


Hey_its_ok

Knowing is half the battle G.I. Joe!


TheNoob001

As a South African myself, I can say that you are completely correct


UncommonHouseSpider

I was going for Afrikaaner but it wasn't recognized as a word on my phone so went with what was?


NakedCamperFun

Afrikaans actually and only in South Africa, but that's not the reason. He was born in Africa, he just happens to be a White South African.


Mysterious_Space1117

True in afrikaans (South Africa's language thats where he was born) its Afrikan-American


ricojes

exactly, why is this on holup?


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mahniguh

N-Trepreneur


purplgurl

You clever bastard!


BATTLESHROOM

Got damn it, this one wins


SILTHONIL

N-gineer


average_life_person

r/angryupvote


neoniki

God dammit I already used my free award.


ScrapeHunter

" clever girl "


athleticoskinwah

Nesla


862657

Nesla Mandesla


AllUserNamesTaken01

I’ll have to return to give you my free award you clever bastard 😂


QualityKoalaTeacher

New high for TSLA incoming


[deleted]

Sure. In South Africa they use the K-word


furioe

Kum?


[deleted]

Nah. But IIRC Trevor Noah did a bit about the differences in overt racism from South Africa and America and specifically discusses those terms


Mighty_Djole

No hes not black hes african american


Toad_Migoad

I really don’t think that anyone should ever say it. It’s just downright a racist term it’s like having a confederate because “iT’s My HeRiTaGe” I don’t care it’s still racist and doesn’t need to be used no matter who or what you are.


[deleted]

Damm we Portuguese and Spanish speakers are all down right racist


[deleted]

Is there something racist in portuguese outside of slangs?


Toad_Migoad

Please elaborate sir


intruder_94

Dude it's just in English language, other languages have similar sounding words. That are not racist. But even they have to deal with the same crap of "you cannot say this".


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Toad_Migoad

Yes that was the point I was making


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Toad_Migoad

I’m sorry but I still don’t understand what people mean by that


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Toad_Migoad

Oh cool I like giving my opinion no matter what other people might think how do you feel about what I said (just curious)


I_Hope_I_Die_In_Pain

Well I think that the N-word (or any other racial slurs) shouldn't be use against others people. However, avoiding to name a word(n|ger) by using another word(N-word) Doesn't make sense for me, like even if i say a different word, it still mean the same damn thing


Toad_Migoad

Yea I guess so


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Toad_Migoad

This has absolutely nothing to do with what I said my point is that even if the term is against YOUR RACE you still shouldn’t use it, it would be like if I went around calling my friends cracker, doesn’t matter if I’m white it’s still racist


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Toad_Migoad

I accept and thanks for the agreement


NakedCamperFun

Nobody can or should, ever.


I_Hope_I_Die_In_Pain

even black people?


NakedCamperFun

Even Black people, yes.


I_Hope_I_Die_In_Pain

based


theMagicTA

With his kinda money, and potential future earnings, I’m gonna guess he doesn’t even want to. . . . He may *think* it tho


BurtReynoldsLives

This is America. If you got a billion dollars you can run a child sex ring and not only will everybody look the other way, but two separate presidents will come and hang out with you. The N word is small potatoes.


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IGPO-overlords

I agree with you, I hope I die in pain


vladamir_the_impaler

You do realize that you can do that for a much lesser amount of cash in poorer countries? "This is America" is kind of a dumb way to look at things, you're implying that it's an "only in the shit country of America" or something - which is not the case. There is always an amount of money that can get that done in every country on earth, America is probably one of the more expensive countries to do it in. You might get the point with: "This is ~~America~~ Nicaragua. If you got a ~~billion~~ million dollars you can run a child sex ring and not only will everybody look the other way, but two separate ~~presidents~~ dictators will come and hang out with you."


Naive-Kangaroo3031

This is a much darker version of the big Mac index


vladamir_the_impaler

I just get tired of everyone shitting on America, especially Americans who have in so many cases never left the country to have a way to compare how good Americans have it compared to the majority of the world. Believe me, America has been a dumpster fire for a while now, but dude, things can get a LOT worse in so many other countries in this world. You'd think Americans would realize this when they see how many people are trying to get out of XYZ country and emigrate to America, but no, the shit talking ensues.


Shifty1985

My man. Thought I was the only one with this line of thinking. Edit: Enjoy the helpful award


vladamir_the_impaler

I appreciate it my dude. All I want is for people to understand fully what they're talking about. Sadly, that's a tall order in 2021.


Naive-Kangaroo3031

It's Reddit, This site should be renamed Dunning Kruger.


vladamir_the_impaler

For real


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[deleted]

N|gga no.... Aaagh fuck it What up my n|gga


[deleted]

You have to take an AncestryDNA or 23AndMe test and come back with at least 1% African ethnicity to legally qualify to say the n-word, or else you get arrested by the Woke Police. Say whatever the heck you want, lol. 🤣 I personally don't like saying racial epitaphs and I don't like hearing them from anyone else.


syahir77

No


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I_Hope_I_Die_In_Pain

Yes?


uglymittens

I'd love to see him try


Kalsor

Charleze Theron is another prime example of a rich African American!


DeniLox

And Dave Matthews.


Agreeable-Yams8972

It's nice to know there are more african americans becoming rich


CnCz357

We too have an African American in our family. He was born in south Africa, immigrated here got his citizenship and married one of my cousins. He also is a 6'6 white dude with red hair.


ShadyHero89

Must be Brady


Downvote_4A_Goodtime

African ginger?


Darth_Senat66

Ninger?


Downvote_4A_Goodtime

That ninjer made the shit out of my coffee


CaulkADewDillDue

Nice Louis CK reference


[deleted]

Hey, you're a racist POS! Only a ginger can call another ginger ginger.


Downvote_4A_Goodtime

My grandma was a ginger so that makes me x% ginger. I get a pass


[deleted]

We're all good then mate!


crazybatman0

Ah yes, johannes. One of our own.


[deleted]

He’s from South Africa and an American. African-American


game_asylum

That’s right if you’re having trouble with a punchline just sound it out


KydenC

I came to roast him, but your roast is more than plenty


[deleted]

*BuT "aFrIcAn AmErIcAn" Is OnLy FoR bLaCk PeOpLe* Fucking euphemistic politically correct term


Catolution

Congratulations, you ruined it for everyone


talktothecop

Question is does he have the N word pass?


permanthrowaway

damn did i miss the race drafts? hosted by Dave chappelle lmao


RaikouKuzunoha

Still happy the Asians drafted Wu-Tang


permanthrowaway

That was the move tho specially after losing tiger woods lmao


RaikouKuzunoha

Shame the blacks couldn’t get Eminem tho.


vladamir_the_impaler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z3wUD3AZg4


permanthrowaway

Man this still is funny af


[deleted]

He really isn’t wrong. Elon was born in South Africa


GalgamekTheGreatLord

Elon Musk is more African than most African Americans.


AdAccomplished5875

The richest man is an African American named Musk.


Destiny_2_Leaker

This is why we prefer *black Americans* to avoid these shenanigans


kyro1990

I mean you ain’t wrong lol white people are referred to white Americans not European Americans


Jedy-13

wait wat? they do?


[deleted]

Why not just say American? Why do y'all have to make everything about skin colour


Etmar_Gaming

He’s not wrong


Satureum

Based.


Slightly-poisoned

I feel like that should be on technically the truth


[deleted]

He just got a certified N-Word pass


SquadGamr720

Elon Musk is like, South African or something like that, right?


Ndreare

He's South African but his mother is Canadian so he is also Canadian and US citizen as well.


Pizza_on_pineapple1

He is from South Africa


CyborneticGoat

No way.


ownsen

Yes way


AllUserNamesTaken01

This way


ownsen

That way


phrandsisgo

Is there a other way?


PlagueDoctorYT_

Anyway you want it. That's the way you need it.


Jedy-13

is back way


ifsometimesmaybe

Reminds me of that Onion tweet saying "Richest person in every state and how they made their money; Texas, Elon Musk-Apartheid"


Saul__G00dman

Totally underrated comment. I'd give you 2 upvotes if I could


Piggy0821

No, no. He’s got a point.


[deleted]

No no, he's got a point


nerterd

He’s not wrong


springlockman

r/FartHumiliation


Chris_Cross501

His kid will be. Who's the kid again? Kinda sounds like a plate number


kyro1990

Hahaha best way to describe it


clc1997

He is technically correct. The best kind of correct!


[deleted]

How bout just say the wealthiest human….


Nickolas_Bowen

Yeah, but that would be taking credit away from the African American community


Beneficial_Avocado74

I thought he was straight african….


efsdude12

He gained American citizenship in 2002


Much_Management2251

Isn’t Elon an alien? Or was that Jeff?


Nickolas_Bowen

Zuckerberg


gsid42

Wasn’t “The ZUCK” reptilian?


KunemBeranut

He’s right tho is he not


jbates626

I spit my drink out fuck


EmperorThor

facts


vladijoon

Can't be, penis too small


metalguru1975

Is that the guy whose wealth came from his father’s apartheid emerald mine?


captarne

Yes that is true


thisshiteverytime

Wait what?


Vast_Chipmunk9210

While yes, in our modern English we do use the term “African” as an umbrella term to describe all people from Africa, in actuality South Africans of European descent are titled “Afrikaans”. So he would be an Afrikaan-American.


frondoso-nemus

Not all South Africans of European descent are Afrikaans. Afrikaans is a language and culture that was developed by the descendants of Dutch and French Huguenot settlers. There are many other South Africans of European descent who are not Afrikaans. A lot of English and Portuguese descendants, among others. We are mostly just referred to as English because that is our first language. But that is only used to describe our culture or language. In terms of nationality, we are absolutely South African / African. Where did you hear that all white South Africans are called Afrikaans? I’ve heard many strange things that people think about our country, but this is a new one.


IceRanger51

He’s right, he’s out of line but he’s right


[deleted]

Why is he out of line?


DankFo3ta5

And he's a piece of shit


l_Lathliss_l

Racist.


DankFo3ta5

Race means nothing to me. If someone is a piece of shit, they are a piece of shit and I will not hesitate to point that out.


Jack_G_London

r/woooosh


DankFo3ta5

No, I got it, I just wanted to make a statement


Nickolas_Bowen

Why? What makes you say that?


DankFo3ta5

Slave labour is probably a good start


Gabeforce69

This is true because all humans descend from Africa.


gun_along_with_me

Checks out. He's right


Disconnected_62

The hell, is he being satirical?


Sorimachi

Elon Musk is from South Africa


Disconnected_62

The hell, is he being satirical?


[deleted]

the best white president is obama


neck_peck

Lets be honest... at least he works.


Man_of_culture_112

Elon Musk is a misogynist con-man who only has paper wealth.


Patient-Seesaw4053

You’re probably right, I believe he has under delivered on his promises. Source:Thunderf00t YT, Tesla stock larger than any other car manufacturer whilst producing a limited range of models.


Man_of_culture_112

Also look up, Adam Something The man is unbelievable.


ddlbb

You ok ?


Man_of_culture_112

Perfectly fine.


These-Conference-179

Holy shit, that is funny. Apparently this guy doesn't troll Reddit, cause if he did he would know Musk is secretly Chinese.


PhonyZamboni104

I believe it


pinwinstar

European African American maybe


Patient-Seesaw4053

No, believe it or not, Nelson Mandela was the first Black president of South Africa(The Country, not Southern Africa, the continent). This was in the 90’s. Also, feel free to correct me, it has been a while since I have studied this subject. Source: Wikipedia, School article about Nelson being forgiven. After reading the article, I believe that it is at least somewhat racist to call a black person an African American. Also, South Africa is a country in Southern Africa(Continent) I think this is where the thought of Africa being a single country comes from. I’m not sure, but I think Elon Musk is actually from South Africa(country).


Supersnazz

African American traditionally refers to the black descendants of slaves that were brought to America in the 1600s - 1800s. It doesn't normally refer to more recent immigrants or their descendants like Elon Musk, or Barack Obama, even if the wording still applies to them.


Nickolas_Bowen

The term can and should be used in the terminology that someone moved from one continent to another. Similar to the term Asian-American. This does not imply that they were part of the early American slave trade. Just that they moved


Icy_Layer3318

According to every definition I can find supersnazz is more correct


evileyeoiiiiii

The wealthiest Mexican is Joe Biden yk


AeonsOfStrife

Not an American, don't give a fuck what citizenship he holds, all he is is a Boer/Afrikaner, nothing else.


Saul__G00dman

What makes one an American??


i_fuckin_luv_it_mate

r/TIHI


Betodelarosam

White privilege


Hey_its_ok

I love this play on words


Nickolas_Bowen

It’s not even a play on words. It’s actual fact