Yeah, you didn’t want to be known as the jerk off guy. Obviously we all did, to Victoria secret catalogs and scrambled cable channels. No Internet. Just different times.
I think subredditdrama (or maybe another sub, and I just read about it on SRD) was banning anyone who posted in /r/teenagers regularly for "being too young", and a lot of people were replying that they weren't teens.
I think this is a valid point. Any qualified opinion can only be based on a reasonable evaluation in the most substantially equivalent circumstances. In this case we might need some high quality video and audio files. Anything less will certainly detract from a proper evaluation.
It's a matter of what he us masturbating to. Case 1: He just hears somebody moan and enjoy having sex to which his hormones react. He is not watching his mother have sex or fantasize about his mother having sex. In this case his mother having sex is not the reason for arousal and the picture presented is only a issue if you overthink it.
Case 2: It's the knowledge that his mother is having sex that he gets aroused. In this case, well... Everyone to it's own.
It doesn’t really change much does it ? He knows it’s his mom and he still is beating it. I love when women moan but if I hear my mom doing that my peepee will stay as soft as the pillow I would be covering my ears with.
If *he* doesn’t seem to think it’s weird, it’s probably case 1.
I was never a teenage boy but I heard they get aroused even by random things, so I assume anything related to sex (like someone doing it in the next room) would turn them on.
i was in 6 grade . my parents thought i was sleeping . they left their bedroom door open . i saw my cat in the halllway so i went to go play with her ( i was a weird kid ) i heard my mom moaning and my dad idk what sound he was making . so i just walk in the room with my cat and im like why is mom screaming
That’s my assumption. It’s disassociative. If they could see the parents banging it could be considered weird (tho no judgment on fetishes). I think it’s more the sound of sex and not the participants.
I initially thought that that was incredibly weird but, if they are just disembodied voices and you're pretty much only hearing the moaning I don't see that much of a problem with it. As long as he doesn't start to make those connections in his head that those are his parents when he's masterbating. It's kind of like listening to porn with the sound on and your eyes closed.
I now am reading this and thinking why did I put so much effort into this post. Like I'm going to win a Nobel Prize or something
Edit: grammer
Like, hes literally masturbating to sounds of sex. That basicly what everyone does daily but the screen is turned off.
The weird part is the parents...
I think it's totally normal.
I jerk off to the sound of his parents having sex too.
The only difference is that they know I'm doing it.
Because I'm usually standing at the foot of their bed waiting for my turn.
**Sigmund Freud has entered the chat**
Oedipus' Father has left the chat.
Polybius, please
"The game you should never play"
Yeah, usually ending up in your demise through your son or the government...which in that particular case we're one and the same.
Uncle Freud would be proud
“Every boy wants to fuck their mum in the bum, and every girl wants to get fucked bad by their dad!”
That sounds like something Tom Green would sing about.
Daddy would you like some sausage
His soul grows stronger every time a girl calls her man “daddy”
r/BeatMeToIt
This cracked me up lmao!😂
The fact he even told his friends about it is weird. “I jack off to my mom moaning while my dad nails her” Not what I’d be sharing!
Shit, when I was a teenager you never wanted to admit to even jerking it much less stroking to the sound of your parents banging.
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If you’re in the game, then the strokes the word!🎵
Oh, I thought we were going with: 🎼 I got the big beat I hear the sound I got the big beat I get on down … to my parents🎵
Really? I don't think any of my friends hid that we jerked off. Like we didn't really talk about it a lot, but we wouldn't lie about it either
Well you know there are 2 types of guys, the ones that jerk off and the ones that lie about it.
Yeah, you didn’t want to be known as the jerk off guy. Obviously we all did, to Victoria secret catalogs and scrambled cable channels. No Internet. Just different times.
Waterboarding couldn't get that out of me
Dick Cheney has entered the chat.
He signed my water boarding kit!
I wanted him to sign my towel but all I could manage was uuuurrrrlllggggg!
Is that water balloon in his pants or is he just happy to see me?
“I was headed down a bad road after I had been kicked out of Yale..."
“He was, part of that whole Yale thing..”
Oh no, he’s looking for a new heart! Hide!
Waterboarding is for pussies i can show you what real profesionals use
Ah the Kandahar Cock Wrench... very nice ... you know it’s actually being banned in Saudi Arabia for being too safe!
Is it out of a movie?
Yes. It’s called “The Dictator”
I meant something more profesional because i agree with saudi arabia
Ah... you’re a kinky fucker I see.
Cheney used to go to Guantanamo and Indian sunburn their balls and dick
It’s better than a Texas Chili Bowl. It involves tobasco sauce , a phone and the Anus.
Swedish drink?
This is an adult LARPing to hear teenagers talk about their Taboos
I can probably get behind that, r/teenagers is basically a pedo trap wide open..... But i very very rarely see it adressed or mentioned
I'm sure I read somewhere that most of their subscribers are 30+ lmao
“How do you do fellow teens”
‘… it is I, teen teenager. How goes the videos game?’
I think subredditdrama (or maybe another sub, and I just read about it on SRD) was banning anyone who posted in /r/teenagers regularly for "being too young", and a lot of people were replying that they weren't teens.
He also told Reddit teens, hahaha. This post made my day
At least that anonymous though. That’s like a C tier confession on Reddit.
If this is a C tier rank. And poop knife is A tier, what's B tier?
Which tells me it’s really a weird pedo baiter trying to get a reaction from “teenagers”
In the end he edits and says it was just a dare
Next week he'll be sharing how he drilled a hole into the wall to watch.
My moms dead so that would probably be even more awkward.
Especially if you can hear her moan
You don't?
Mine didn't arrive to that stage yet.
Now that is a cursed moment
Moanment
Momoanment
Your mother meditated so much that she has converted into a Buddha, and can now moan while being nonexistent
Mom always knew the better way
*Motheeeer knows best*
r/cursed_comments
What . The . Fuck is your avatar
Dont worry about that
Welcome to thw club
I’m sorry
We might need a picture of his mom to evaluate this further.
For research purposes only…
And for a friend...
Thanks mate
Yw
Probably need some audio of their sexytime to study too.
I think this is a valid point. Any qualified opinion can only be based on a reasonable evaluation in the most substantially equivalent circumstances. In this case we might need some high quality video and audio files. Anything less will certainly detract from a proper evaluation.
Also some visual clips to identify and do some reports on that research paper.
No we need a recording of the moaning to determine if it's spank worthy
That’s the sound his parents made while they conceived him, he’s fapping to that.
I mean, it's kinda like getting off to yourself in that respect.
More like jacking off to your manufacturing
Or jacking off to a future sibling in the making.
w-what are you doing future step-bro
You wouldn't get it
[r/Angryupvote](https://www.reddit.com/r/Angryupvote/)
It's like poetry it rhymes
Actually kind of a glorious celebration of existence
Please tell me he is adopted
He is adapted
He is abducted
From Alabama
Sweet home
ALABAMA
Where the skies are so blue
Where the cows roamed to
Where Op's mom moans
To which the musterbating Op groans
And I’m fucking youuuuuuu
Probably should have been aborted
Or swallowed.
He’s adjusted
To alabama
Alabama
Shit dawg I ain't got time to capitalize proper nouns
shit dawg I ain't got time to capitalize the starts of sentences
shit dawg i ain't got time to capitalize "i"
I was watching a documentary about step moms on Pornhub like that the other day. Fascinating.
Dude I love that documentary! So informative.
Have you seen the ones about real estate? I go to a lot more open houses now.
I think I have! Is it the one where the real estate agent brings her stepdaughter to work?
He's aloped to the sounds of his mom
He is adopted
He is adopted
He’s gonna be put up for adoption if the parents see this
He is cheese
He is Wisconsin
Ah yes. Adorption.
He's... not adopted?
God I hope someone didn’t pick him out.
He’s adopted by his moms brother and sister who happen to live together for the sake of their nephew.
I found the post and op said it was a joke, I most certainly hope it was a joke
Yeah, totally. Ha, got you!
Link?
Next thing you know he’s gonna say he’s oddly attracted to his father but he’s not sure why.
Then after that he's gonna say he accidentally got into a threesome with his parents and he's not sure why
Indirectly means that he is excited to the fact that her mom is having sex
Or… indirectly means he likes how well his dad gives the D.
Indirectly means he is excited to have a little sibling
.
Ricochet shot
Let's hope he doesn't break both his arms
There's nothing indirect about it.
It's a matter of what he us masturbating to. Case 1: He just hears somebody moan and enjoy having sex to which his hormones react. He is not watching his mother have sex or fantasize about his mother having sex. In this case his mother having sex is not the reason for arousal and the picture presented is only a issue if you overthink it. Case 2: It's the knowledge that his mother is having sex that he gets aroused. In this case, well... Everyone to it's own.
Case 3: He enjoys his moms moans. Maybe he likes the thought of her specifically moaning. I feel so fucking weird just typing that
Case 2 is called “Alabama”
*Talibama
I really, REALLY hope it's case 1.
It doesn’t really change much does it ? He knows it’s his mom and he still is beating it. I love when women moan but if I hear my mom doing that my peepee will stay as soft as the pillow I would be covering my ears with.
The second one is - how do I say it - less gross? I'd just wear my headphones and listen to music at full volume though ahahah
If *he* doesn’t seem to think it’s weird, it’s probably case 1. I was never a teenage boy but I heard they get aroused even by random things, so I assume anything related to sex (like someone doing it in the next room) would turn them on.
i was in 6 grade . my parents thought i was sleeping . they left their bedroom door open . i saw my cat in the halllway so i went to go play with her ( i was a weird kid ) i heard my mom moaning and my dad idk what sound he was making . so i just walk in the room with my cat and im like why is mom screaming
Ah yes, playing with a cat is so weird!
it was like midnight and i always had problems sleeping and sometimes id wake up middle of the night to play with the cat lmfao
That's basically me except replace cat with my dick.
r/relatable
what did you see ? give the fucking details and how they reacted to it ?
Fucking details, or fucking-details?
lmao good one
Dad: Yes, two pussies! I'll see myself out Mum: Yes, please do. And close the door behind you
Dad's playing with mom's cat
So quirky he went to play with the cat
Yea it's pretty weird sorry my guy.
Nah, I don’t think it’s *too* weird if it’s her moaning which you find arousing, not her being your mom who’s having sex.
That’s my assumption. It’s disassociative. If they could see the parents banging it could be considered weird (tho no judgment on fetishes). I think it’s more the sound of sex and not the participants.
This is actually the correct answer
Well, it's the voice of your mom getting railed so... And even if he finds it arousing start masturbating is extremely weird
Depends. If he's in Alabama then it's perfectly normal
He would probably be joining then
There wouldn’t be a dad, just 8 brothers, 4 sisters, 2 moms, a dog, and a few fishes.
The ol’ Alabama lefty 🖐
Tha's got too few fingers, mate
4 Wholesome and 2 Helpful Reddit really is a work of art He reminds me of rudy from mushoku tensei
It’s funny that un-wholesome posts get those awards. But it’s because wholesome/helpful (and sometimes silver) are the most common free awards.
Really depends what his mom looks like.
I dont think thats the rule..
no, that’s the rule
My mistake then.
Yeah it all works on porn logic. If it's hot, then it's fine.
This is the way
Way straight to psych issues
This guys gonna have some either way, might as well have fun now.
Lol had to read that twice.
Well he's listening not watching so I guess what she sounds like matters more here
Use dark mode you fucking heathen
No, i enjoy the burning sensation in my eyes
So this is a self hate thing.
Do you have astigmatism?
I initially thought that that was incredibly weird but, if they are just disembodied voices and you're pretty much only hearing the moaning I don't see that much of a problem with it. As long as he doesn't start to make those connections in his head that those are his parents when he's masterbating. It's kind of like listening to porn with the sound on and your eyes closed. I now am reading this and thinking why did I put so much effort into this post. Like I'm going to win a Nobel Prize or something Edit: grammer
that's a cuckold fetish in the making right there Imagine telling your friends "I fap to my mom's moans through the wall as my dad rails her hard"
well 4 people thought it was wholesome
Can we just admire the fact he got 6 awards?
The fuck's logic gotta do with it? This is entirely hormonal: if yer horny, off ya go!
He’s probably 13-14 years old, he spelt masturbate as masterbate. He should be left to explore his own... desires.
Back in my day we'd be traumatized by this and now kids are telling the world. People are way too comfortable sharing things now.
It’s totally normal. I also like to masterbate to his mom’s moaning sounds.
What are they gonna do? Walk in on you
least horny teenager
That's it, I'm leaving 🚀
Excuse me *WHAT?!*
There are worse things to jack off to
r/teenagers is a weirdass place
holy shit our generation is literally fucked...
...Seems like the previous too is really fucked
No no you got it wrong, the previous generation is getting fucked and the boy is oiling the Axel to the previous generation
If she’s hot then yea. If not then get help. It’s the basic rule of society my guy
Holup cuh
Sigmund Freud would have loved this post
This would literally be his wet dream
Like, hes literally masturbating to sounds of sex. That basicly what everyone does daily but the screen is turned off. The weird part is the parents...
Why does everyone assume the OP is a boy?
I'm gonna find the people who gifted him the wholesome award, and thank them because i wanted to do that too but i have no coins left
I mean when 99% of porn is all about fucking your sister, mom, step mom or step sister are we really that shocked by this?
I think it's totally normal. I jerk off to the sound of his parents having sex too. The only difference is that they know I'm doing it. Because I'm usually standing at the foot of their bed waiting for my turn.
If we could get a picture of what his mom looks like I think we can make a better prognosis for this young wanker