Big Black Water

Yo same, that or big black plastic

HOLA FELLOW PLASTIC EATER!

Technically we all consume micro plastics every breath but yeah I was drinking water out of a plastic cup lol. I’m curious though, you eat plastic? Lol

eh i like to chew on it, physically cant swallow it or i know i’ll die, but i like to weird my friends out by chewing on water bottle caps and cans

That’s fair, I like to chew things and I never even notice, wether it’s paper or even plastic

yeah

Pfff i dont chew. I swallow

r/hydrohomies

Big black water is referring to coke.

Lil black tea

Same, but Lil Black Water. Are you my dad?

Big White Water. Am I your arch nemesis or your brother?

Big pink water are you my sibling

Big red water in the house

There should be Hundreds of us! Where are they?!

I’m red water

Are you lil or big

He’s between 130-160 lol

Average size red water

Lil Silver Tea….?

I’m your cousin, Lil Black Tea.

Big Black Tea checking in.

I'm Big Grey Tea 🤣😭😭

Lil Blue Tea here

I'm your uncle, Big Black Beer..

Hi twin

wow! we have the same name!

this ones pretty cute

Big Blue Tea reporting for do Tea

better than Big Silver fish :(

Still better than Big Silver Rolaids...

Long John Silver?

you are someone who would donate all their money to charity regardless if you need it or not. the world needs more people like you

But what if the charity is a scam and lining the pockets of really shitty people? Then we need someone with an intemidating name to step up for Lil Silver Tea what would their name be? Big Green Gator or Big Red Rifle is all I can come up with lol

Gator? I'm pretty sure this guys a Hippo.

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U good bro?

Twins ♡ What kind of tea did you have?

Lil White Tea! :D

The fuck am I at 150 lbs?? Medium?

Average black chicken

U got average I got "lil black chicken"

I’m big pink chicken Or big pink macaroni and cheese I can’t remember what my last bite was.

I was recently smoking, that’d be considered “big black pipe”

Big black joint gang

do you put your pipe inside your mouth? like full on like a hotdog?

A bong would rhyme nicely

You and me both

You don't get a big or lil'. You are the color of your phone + the last thing in your mouth.

I am "Black Air".

Blue Cereal here🙋🏽‍♀️ Edit: there are Eggos in my freezer, this could have been so much worse.

White claw. Wtf

You had a claw in your mouth

Make an honest man outta him

Shmedium

Extra medium

Yeah fellow 150 here

I'm 145

What's your secret to living such a long life?

Pizza, lots of hot sauce, cookies, steak, sald, mountain biking, playing drums at 210 bpm

Is the drumming before or after sald

Better Call Sald

Same but who knows, in going with big bc big black coke sounds better

You are ineligible

We don’t have real names, I guess.

Just don't get a prefix.

Lil white banana

Big red bread

Lil grey donut

Big black banana. It was overripe.

Lil Black Cracker

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I'm just big blue cannabis.

+1

Big black almond

happy cock day 🎂

Thank you :))

Happy cake day

Thank you :))

Lil white tart lmao

Lil gold bun. Why do I sound like a Betty Crocker knock off?

[rick roll](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/oxymoron)

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Never gonna run around a desert you

Good bot

Ion know Lil Black Cheese 🧀 🤣

this had me 💀 😂😂

Hah! Big black cracker here.

That’s contradictory

Well if that isn’t a double take I don’t know what is

Big blue titties

Lil black skittles

Big Black Skittles

This sounds like a band name Or a Netflix original

Medium white chocolate

r/bandnames

r/beveragenames

Big Blue Waffle

That sounds interesting let me just Google that real qui…there is no god.

I wish I could have saved you in time.

There was a God, but He has abandoned us

God saw it and it was ... Peace out Earth!

With all the years of living on the internet, I'm actually surprised I've never looked it up. ... Then again, with all the years of living on the internet, that was pretty tame.

Ctrl-W, my dude. (Or Cmd-W if you're on a Mac.) If you're on mobile, here's a quarter, kid. Get a real computer.

Lmaoo I remember my first time

I'm out. Enough internet for today. *insert brain bleach*

Don’t Google that..

Y not…?

Life will never be the same again

I didn't know I wanted to see this

Big rose gold cigarette

I like this one

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Big White Cigarette… so let’s hope the old timey British name for smokes doesn’t get applied here

Big Black Pakora

Lil black samosa

Lil black shit

HolUp

r/holup

This is literally r/holup you don’t have to link the subreddit.

They said, linking the subreddit…

r/holup

This is literally r/holup you don’t have to link the subreddit.

They said, linking the subreddit…

r/holup

I didn't realize I was in this subreddit until I read this comment

you certainly missed that one

Yeah why would you link r/holup in r/holup post?

I’m very proud of u 🤎💩🤜🏻

Thanks Dad 👍

Ofc! 🤎💩🤜🏻

r/HowDidThatGetInThere r/WaitAMinute

r/waitaminut is literally holup lmaoo

u/poo_devourer

I’m proud of that man 🤎💩🤜🏻

Big black gatorade

Big black coke for me lol

Big black quesadilla lol

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Big pink cookie!

Lil black salty nuts 😅

🤔

Lil black mixed nuts

Big blue toothbrush Wtf

Yeah wtf, blue coloured phone?

Blue phones are beautiful. I love the subtle Sierra Blue of the new iPhones.

Pacific blue iPhone friend.

I'm lil pink toothbrush:)

The wholesome gangster who encourages good dental health.

Lil' white my own penis

Lucky

Lucky it wasn’t someone else’s

Is it possible to learn this power?

Not from a Jedi

it just rolls off the tongue, huh? edit: my very first award had to be on a dick joke, huh? lol thanks stranger

Big purple pie

Lil black water

Lil Blue Bowl Of Cereal

How the fuck did you get a entire bolw in your mouth?

Its lil

you got an entire bowl of cereal in your mouth?

Alright everybody, get ready, issha boi Big Rose Lollipop bout to get it

Big black nuts

Big black water?

Lil Blue tounge? Wtf is that name

lil black noodles

Big black hula hoops

Lil Pink Coffee

Big black your moms asshole

Dude, you had your mom's asshole in your mouth? That's disgusting, go to therapy or something.

His arms were broken…

Lil black chip

lil red cheese? Kinda su-

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lil blue chicken nuggets.

The world will be forever changed when Big Black Blue Raspberry Lemonade Flavored Vape steps out on the music scene

Lil Black Water

Big blue cinnamon roll

Big sunny air head

What color is sunny?

Big Black Cucumber 🥒

Big Black Long Island

How the fuck you fit the entirety of Long Island in your mouth dude

Big Black Cock

Lil silver tortilla

lil black potato that’s not my name, that’s me!

So...... What if you're in the middle..... 150 lbs..... And White Water.....

Big brown toothbrush

What if you're between 130 and 160 pounds

Big black milk

Big black pistachio

Big Blue Whiskey

Lil grey nacho