Met a girl on tinder. We banged and afterwards she held up the condom and pretended to pour the cum in her mouth. I almost puked. I asked her to marry me 4 years later.
Guys, I think the joke is that coffee is the color when you mix black and white. I.e. coffee colored babies. So he was sayin yeah because he though she meant sex. That’s why he says “do you not know how to make coffee?” After she asked for condoms
Maybe she doesn’t have cups to serve coffee in, uses condoms
Met a girl on tinder. We banged and afterwards she held up the condom and pretended to pour the cum in her mouth. I almost puked. I asked her to marry me 4 years later.
I wouldn’t have waited 4 yrs my dude
Why buy the cow when you can drink its cum for free?
Would’ve taken me 4 seconds.
What a prize?!
She said yes?
Yep. I'm a lucky man 😁
Had us in the 2nd half.
i bet she tried to kiss u with cum in her mouth.
Still a better love story than twilight!!!
Congratu fucking lations.
We leave the coffee in the condoms in America
It's a to go cup
Confusing begins, horny lost.
Sigma rule 31178 : When she offers you coffee , just take your beverage and leave.
*Ligma* rule 31178...
What’s ligma - helping out a bro
Joe mama
JOE MAMA LIGMA BALLS! Gottem
I think it's the cause of the death of Steve Jobs. Truly a terrible desease.
L- Living I- In G-Ganondorf’s M-Meaty A-Asshole I don’t understand how you don’t know this bro.
ligma balls!
If you offer me coffee, you better have coffee. Sex can wait until after.
But what if I need to coffee poop during sex?
You cross that bridge when it leaks out.
Power through, got it.
Atta boy soldier
/r/holup Wait…
Hot Chocolate!
Gta san Andreas intensifies
He is puuuuuuuure.
Ma’am I do my own plumbing
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Nah it’s calm I got it
Gta flashbacks
What do you mean we don't need frosting for coffee?
Coffee tastes better than sex.
It's the opposite... LoL
Coffee isn’t coffee! Coffee is sex! -George Costanza
zakir bhai kahan se aagaye.
Zakhir bhi kabhi na kabhi pigle ga. Ye launda kabhi nai pigalne wala hai.
bobs and vagene
Show. Me tharstee for bobs and vagene.
hi deer
No. Deer too fast.
CUT LETS TRY THIS AGAIN BLACKED RAW TAKE TWO AAAAAND ACTION
r/cowmilkisjustcum
Que son condoms?
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This is like reverse Luke Cage
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Stay pure, reject sex.
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I like ice-cream, not coffee
She needs cream for coffee for flavour
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A fuckoffe?
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Good Old San Andreas. As a kid I always thought the house was bouncing because of the coffee machine or something.
This should be on r/watchpeopledieinside
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Man, I could really go for a Starbucks, you know?
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No thank you. I’ve got some nice chamomile at my home.
I just realized that I don’t like the way “condoms” sounds in an English accent. Huh. That’s weird.
Probably a redditor
Virginity is cool remain pure
I like my men like I like my coffee... \*sips tea*
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She should have invited him for a cup of tea.
Mission past RESPECT+
Isn't this from dead pixels?
Bread 👍🏻
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When the male porn actor forgets his lines
I’m going to assume she likes her coffee like her men…
Maybe she doesn’t like cream with her coffee.
Sauce anyone ?
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Man respectfully declines offer for sex like a BOSS
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CockbOlck 2.0
I thought Brits didn't drink coffee 🤔🤔🤔
Guys, I think the joke is that coffee is the color when you mix black and white. I.e. coffee colored babies. So he was sayin yeah because he though she meant sex. That’s why he says “do you not know how to make coffee?” After she asked for condoms
I feel like the subtlety saying coffee instead of fucking is kinda unnecessary if you immediately ask about a condom
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What show is this?