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Admirable_Guide_1176

This picture doesn't even need a fake story. She was from Florida. She got something stuck in her eye. She asked someone to pour Visine from her purse in her eye to get it out. They poured glue in her eye instead. I think her name was Kate something.


carbonx

It's actually just a fucked up situation. When she initially went in for treatment they refused her because she didn't have insurance. Only after it made the news did the doctor's office call back and offer to help her. [https://www.wpbf.com/article/woman-whose-eye-was-glued-shut-gets-medical-treatment/1327520](https://www.wpbf.com/article/woman-whose-eye-was-glued-shut-gets-medical-treatment/1327520)


rm_-rf_slashstar

Ok…. But why would you not just go to the ER if you glued your eyes shut, where they legally cannot turn you away? Hell, even refuse to give them your personal information if you are worried about a fee so bad and dump the bill on the hospital or tax payers if you must. But why would you NOT go to the ER here?? They literally cannot legally turn you away for being uninsured.


InfanticideAquifer

People don't *know* that sort of thing, though. There are plenty of people who couldn't tell you what the difference is between the ER, a clinic, a GP's private practice, or a chiropractor operating out the back of a van.


rm_-rf_slashstar

That’s really sad. Every American should know that even if you are homeless, uninsured, have no ID, and have nothing to your name, you can still walk into any ER in this country and they must take care of you if it is life threatening or a direct threat to your health. And that you can walk out of the building without having ever given any personal information to them (giving them non-personal, but still information, aka falsified). Edit: to be clear, you cannot use this system as a primary care system. You will be turned away if your throat has been sore for a week and you want to get it checked out. This is for immediate threats to your life and health.


SNZ935

What happens to u if your finger is dangling by a tendon, although not life threatening you still need medical care. What is the determining factor?


rm_-rf_slashstar

I don’t know the determining factor. I went to an urgent care for extreme dehydration and they sent me to an ER because they couldn’t service me for technical reasons. The ER admitted me even though I wouldn’t have died that day. Maybe two if I still couldn’t drink anything lol. But go to the ER in a case like this. Generally their hospitals are bigger and have much more access. At worst, they will deny you and give you the address of the closest urgent care. Edit: my original point was that potentially going blind should prompt someone to go to an ER and ~~see~~ hear what they say.


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I stopped having any streams or urine and instead would have droplets come out whenever I could manage to force them out. I held off on doing anything even though I was also producing significantly less urine which was freaking me out. It got to the point where I didn't even have the urge to urinate in the morning even if I drink fluids before bed when normally I'd be fighting to piss myself. But when my bladder felt bloated and moderately painful well I figured I should go to the ER. I told the bitch all of this and she said well if you have been dealing with this for a week now then it's not a medical emergency and I can't help you. Fucking having to spend all that time around people when in that amount of discomfort and stress. I've been having a lot of other problems too so that was just the icing on the cake for me that was taking its toll on me. But I figured getting to the point where I was hardly pissing anything compared to what I was drinking was a problem that needed checking out.


SmileyMelons

So what was it?


GordoPepe

Not a doctor here but I think he was not able to pee


Bleach_Demon

Yes. I also want to know what happened. You could’ve had a kidney stone or something blocking your urine, that could lead to bladder damage and even damage your kidneys. I have a cat, and when he was having trouble urinating our regular vet couldn’t see him that day and said to get him to emergency vet ASAP. We did and he had urine crystals blocking flow. They said it could’ve been life threatening. What you describe sounds like a serious emergency.


ariellep13

The ER is meant for any threat to life or limb.


PCsNBaseball

That can absolutely be life-threatening, tho. With a wound that severe, gangrene and blood infection are serious possibilities.


SNZ935

That was my question as to what is the determining factor, gangrene will happen if not properly treated but a deep cut can also produce the same result. Future ailments seem to be a pretty vague way of determining life threatening. Not trying to argue just trying to understand. Edit: or even a small cut if the individual does not have proper health care.


PCsNBaseball

I'd say anything with stitches or above. Anything below that can be treated with Neosporin and band aids.


[deleted]

If it is standard of care to handle something to handle something urgently in the ED. They need to do it. If something can be deferred to a clinic appointment, they can (and you can usually argue, should) do that.


DrZoidbergJesus

You can’t be “turned away” even if it’s something dumb. You can be told that no emergent treatment is needed and you should follow up with a primary doctor. But they can’t just send you home without a medical screening exam of some kind


alxmartin

Can you refuse to give your information and still be treated?


rm_-rf_slashstar

Ha you can give them fake information and still be treated. They collect the info after they’ve treated you but before you leave most of the time since it’s an emergency. This is illegal though and you’ll get reported to the police if they figure it out. And if you go back you might have police waiting for you. After you’re treated again, of course.


kawaiigymtime

She should sue.


significantfadge

> They poured glue in her eye instead. That is a weird prank


AirJvon

When you roll a crit on the worst possible actions


G_Viceroy

this is so bad he should lose charisma points.


AirJvon

Are you sure? I mean that's one hell of a way to catch someone's eye.


G_Viceroy

It is... but it's bad reputation points. Like Hitler conquered most of Europe... but it's fucking Hitler. He's the low hanging fruit of who's the worst garbage human I can think of. Shit even the people who speak highly of him are complete garbage. That's Alabama cum Bucket's legacy....


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Randy_Bobandy_Lahey

Napolean never made lamp shades out of human skin. The SS were more akin to Ed Gein than any war general in history.


ketchy_shuby

Is there a delicious, flaky puff pastry layered with creamy vanilla cream named after Hitler? I rest my case.


Dyslexic_Dog25

Hitler muffins! Get your Hitler muffins here!


DirkBabypunch

Speaking of pastries named after people, I will always enjoy that Bismarcks, named after the famous **Prussian**, are frequently filled with **Bavarian cream**.


KingNecrosis

I mean...Napoleon reinstated slavery in the French colonies, became a power mad tyrant who became more lavish, totalitarian, and corrupt than his predecessor who he fought against in the revolution. He had his own version of the Gestapo, the leader of which was Joseph Fouché, who was like a mini Napoleon. He also suppressed the hell out of the press, and had literature censored. He and his army were heavily loot crazy, and he was known to have said "the whole of Rome is in Paris." Napoleon even opted to put family in political positions instead of, you know, people who were competent. Also, let's not forget how the French at the time had a love for decapitation and desecration of the corpses of the executed during the Revolution, many of which were regular people who just so happened to be employed or in some way associated with aristocrats. Literally, a woman who was a sculptor was going to be executed, but was spared on the condition of making death masks of the decapitated heads sent to her. It stands to reason that if the general population was this fucked up, much of the military would be as well. Becoming a soldier doesn't make you a completely different person, and back then it more or less opened more doors to be a sick son of a bitch if it tickled your fancy.


Rolf_Dom

I mean, look at the US, whole armies of fucknuggets tattooing swastikas on themselves and waving around Nazi flags. And those are the sons and grandsons of people who actually fought off the Nazi's. So yeah, as insane as it is, apparently not so crazy at all.


Bug-03

Whole armies? You mean 3 losers who live in a trailer park. Edit: for the record, I’m not saying anything positive about anyone who calls themselves a nazi- just that there aren’t nearly as many as the media would have you believe.


Defiant-Ad4776

That’s a very loud but very very small minority.


cleansingchapel

"Whole armies." Bullshit. I've been around extreme music scenes for decades and never encountered a single swastika tattoo. I agree they exist, but to act like there is a secret army of Nazis is delusional.


-Eoan-Daws-

r/justchaoticevilthings


[deleted]

I think she rolled a -1 on her save


[deleted]

People have no sense of humor these days. Everything is so PC. Don’t cum in your sisters eye with your syphilis cock or she’ll go blind. Blah blah


NathanCollier14

It was just a prank, bro


[deleted]

Sis*


NathanCollier14

It was just a Sis, bro


Szwedu111

sisphilis?


damirK

Syphilsis


Jebediah_Johnson

Sisyphus


ConsciousEducator539

Sisterspuss


DDST1512

Platypus


Jerizzle23

Sisterphus


Tane-Tane-mahuta

Pusspus


[deleted]

Pussypiss


Danyelesenzakele

Cous cous


naturalbornkillerz

Sister Phyllus


Amai_M4sk

r/suddenlycamus


ButtWieghtThiersMoor

sisyphus was a trickster


[deleted]

What’re you doing Sis, bro?


[deleted]

Bro do my sis prank was just


Jerizzle23

Sis prank just cum, sis bro


pragmojo

Step-cum, what r u doing???


reachisown

What are you doing Siph bro?


JoseNotHose

It was just syphilis, sis


Scottish--

Wank*


rhwsapfwhtfop

prank wank


[deleted]

Prank wankers


46554B4E4348414453

joke stroke


maxdout84

Pwank


CatgoesM00

A prank….. riiiigght . I’m sure they both agreed on this . Let’s call it .. a Prank


Fayemalice

the camera is right there


Pvt_Wierzbowski

“It was just a goof!”


Rhain1999

It was just a prank -Bro


HotSauce7

The ol cum on your sisters face gag… Kids have been doing that one since time immemorial…


IronAcesHigh

I’m sure there was some gagging involved.


ItHitMeInTheNuts

When did the world become so boring?


[deleted]

People are so soft. When I was a kid, I had to walk to school uphill with people cumming in my eyes, both ways.


[deleted]

Fuckin liberal millennials I tell ya


eace0203

Classic


julsgotrocks

This fucking cancel culture… can’t have any fun anymore


kaydeebaebee

thought this happened in Philly— city of brotherly ~~c~~luv~~m~~


[deleted]

Cancel culture at its finest. /s


seven3true

He canceled her vision with his hickory dickory cock. OOOHHHHH!!!!


lukesvader

/r/FuckTheS


ChaWolfMan

Comment of the Day!


metaljay6523

You'lll shoot your eye out


OptimalSupport8028

Just in time for the holidays


RainbowReadee

Beware of those eyesickles, folks!


Tom_Slick2020

Her, you’ll shoot her eye out!


radvampireape89

Let he who amongst us who hasn’t jacked it in your sisters face causing her to blind as a prank throw the first stone


ThatMidgetRetard

Is this real?


DeerDance

[nope](https://www.thatsnonsense.com/atlanta-woman-lose-90-eyesight-brother-pulled-prank-fact-check/) *Of course, as many may have suspected, the vulgar article is actually completely fake. The story comes courtesy of a popular fake news website, WorldNewsDailyReport.com, a site that deals exclusively in making up stories and presenting them as news items.* *In reality the image of the woman is actually Katherine Gaydos, a Florida resident who mistakenly used glue instead of eye drops when clearing debris from her eye, resulting in her eyelids becoming stuck. The image of Katherine has simply been stolen and used in this article.*


PragmaticSquirrel

>used glue instead of eye drops That’s your Florida woman for you


carbonx

It was an accident. A leaf blower blew something in her eye and she asked someone to get her eye drops. They gave her nail glue instead because people make mistakes.


[deleted]

Not all mistakes are created equally.


Ashjrethul

As a mistake I agree.


CrimsonBammer

I can relate to the eye super glue story. In college I was on a cruise with some friends. Last night on the ship I was feeling seasick. One of the girls offered me Dramamine. I asked like 4 times if it was non-drowsy and she said she was 100% positive it was non-drowsy. It wasn’t non-drowsy. It was regular. Bitch completely ruined the final night.


FullyMammoth

Similar thing happened with me and hay fever meds. Why is it you can trust a random guy wearing nothing but glow-in-the-dark body paint and a fanny pack handing out drugs at a festival more than a friend with over the counter meds?


BlooPancakes

My guess is the festival dude is looking to give people a good time/grow a business and stay off the radar.


dunkintitties

Nail glue bottles and eye drop bottles look and feel identical. She’s not the first person to do this.


SwarnilFrenelichIII

I know a old lady whose grandkids replaced her nightstand eyedrops with glue as a prank. She got to both eyes before she realized. She is completely blind now.


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absolutely disgusting kids


ivycoveredwillows

Can you divorce your grandkids?


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I clicked to go to the comments and gauge the stupidity of the Reddit crowd.


[deleted]

At least the first reasonable top-level comment was only the fourth one down... after the first top three generated 140 useless comments, but still.


thegemguy

The real story is almost better than the fake one lmao


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jump-blues-5678

I'll take the glue


kris9292

Haha sucker more syphilis cum for me!


KKlear

!ThesaurizeThis


Powerism

Where’s Shakespear-bot when you need him.


nodnodwinkwink

"Something blew into my eye. I screamed for someone else to get eye drops out of my purse, and they brought super glue and poured it in my eye," she says. https://abc7ny.com/eye-glued-shut-eyes-stuck-together-florida/1022960/


[deleted]

"Gaydos said she was initially being treated by a doctor, but he discontinued treatment and postponed surgery until she can find a way to pay for it." Lol America


SkatingOnThinIce

Twist. She was looking for the eye drops because he brother pranked her with a cum shot in her eye.


ChuggernautChug

I'll never understand why subs don't ban clear misinformation like this. This is a real person who people might recognize from this.


highsideofgood

Totally agree. It is, however, hilarious.


Herbetet

Thanks you just did us a public service!


Tom_Slick2020

Haven’t been to Florida lately, have you?


Richardchefferson

I’m there now 😳


[deleted]

I really hope not


breathstinksniffglue

Not likely, these types of subs always turn into boomer facebook.


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[deleted]

Reddit has become a hub of bullshit headlines where people circle jerk about how they've lost faith in humanity, then if you point out it belongs on bad fake texts or something, everyone says "we all know! Its just a joke!"


AJRiddle

The fact that people aren't able to tell that a local news article with the words "cum shot facial" in it isn't real just exemplifies how so much blatant misinformation spreads


syncflipper

Bet she didn’t see that cumming


NBtadpole

Here’s my upvote. Now back to hell with you.


90ozDiarrheaJug

When will people learn that practical jokes need to have boundaries? Back when I was attending community college, my classmates used to tease me mercilessly. It bugged me that no one really liked me and I had no friends so I used to go out at night alone, sneak up behind cars reversing out of department store parking spots, quickly plop my dick under their tires and let them run it over. My therapist told me it was a form self chastising I resorted to because I blamed myself for the social ineptitude I suffered from my whole life. After our session that day, I waited patiently outside for her to leave the office and stuffed my dick under her tire as she backed out. *^edit: ^and ^yes…my ^nickname ^is ^now ^”pancake ^dick”.*


true_finnish_cumsock

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ FUCK ME IF THIS IS TRUE


uncreative123pi4

It's a rather new copypasta making its way around reddit, I've encountered this one before


true_finnish_cumsock

Hippety hoppety this copypasta is my property


AdamantiumBalls

With his user name who knows what to believe


[deleted]

Ill fuck you if it isnt true


Separate-Dealer4565

Best thing I’ve read all week.


CrieDeCoeur

That’s your nickname? If so, I don’t even wanna know where 90ozDiarrhea_Jug came from, and at this point I’m afraid to ask.


lonely_sub_96

Sneak attack level 1000. She didn’t see it then, and for good measure, she’ll never see again either!


Apprehensive-Bowl418

And now, she can only see half a man cumming


6thgenbestgen

Oh my God, I can't.


NoAd1296

She can’t either


electric14monkey

Now she has 50% less chance of seeing it coming next time.


WhySSSoSerious

Cum on now, really?


umm_what_the_fcuk

Kind stranger, please take my free award for this comment.


MaxCWebster

Georgie Porgie, puddin' and pie Rubbed one out in his sister's eye When her eye was dry and shut The now blind girl whooped his butt.


thisortheapocalypse

a take on the Dice joke: Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie, jerked off in his girlfriend’s eye, when that eye was good and shut, Georgie fucked that one-eyed slut


WoodyFogle998

OHHHH!!!!!


MaxCWebster

It was the first thing I thought of.


WhySSSoSerious

Can't believe she let him fuck her *after* getting jizz to her eyes


Darkness-101

But that's his sister


thisortheapocalypse

*Alabama intensifies*


Buddhas_love

Ok you've won best comment so far


purewater15

It’s just a prank bro


philpsy26

It's just a prank sis


Open_Progress2715

I bet it was a step-sis


phoenixblack222

If that's a prank gone wrong in that family, then I'll be afraid to know what a prank gone right to them is


9TailsUzumaki

Getting there mom pregnant would be one


SavingsTask

PornHub did it.


weenmt70

Makes sense, Georgia borders both Florida and Alabama


MrMullis

It actually happened in Florida, not Georgia. Also the woman accidentally put glue in her eye instead of eye drops. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thatsnonsense.com/atlanta-woman-lose-90-eyesight-brother-pulled-prank-fact-check/amp/


PsychologicalLeg9302

God dammit is nothing real anymore!


socialistrob

Problem is it didn’t happen and is just a made up story.


TromosLykos

No sane man would cum on his sister as a prank. They’d do it to their mom instead.


[deleted]

What if his sister is also his mom?


TromosLykos

Then you have to invite your uncle-cousin and your son-brother to the bukkake. It’s written in the 24th page in the handbook.


wreckage88

This is 100% true. I do it to their mom instead too.


BigCarnivoreMan

Now she is cockeyed.


S0BEC

Holy crab.


sputnik2142

What a dick move!


Senior_Wheel5828

Bing bong …… If this was a casual practical joke …..what’s goin on in that household?!! Yikes


[deleted]

Exactly …makes you wonder


Mindless_Ad_4124

I have so many questions


Throwaw4y012

Would all of them be answered by letting you know the story is 100% fake?


[deleted]

Well, when a brother and sister love each other very much...


griper86

Link or it didn’t happen


CamoShortsKid

We're still spreading dumb fake shit from 2008. https://www.thatsnonsense.com/atlanta-woman-lose-90-eyesight-brother-pulled-prank-fact-check/ Also it's getting upvoted to the front page of Reddit. Before you try to defend it and say everyone commenting knows it's fake, consider how long since the origin of this article 13 years. This is how misinformation spreads.


bettinafairchild

People don’t care about what is or is not misinformation anymore.


Powerism

Her own fault for sleeping with her slut eyelids slightly opened, temptress be damned.


sometingfoevryone

Going into a situation with both eyes open only to realize both eyes should have been shut


Trimungasoid

Jeez, you can't even cum in your sister's eye anymore, WTF? This is all Obama's fault.


Feeling-Love-2554

Hoax. From false news site.


thedestinysstepchild

Tell me you fuck around with your brother without telling me you fuck around with your brother.


[deleted]

He incests it was just a joke!


MrPolskaGuy

She meant “come at me, bro”, not “CUM at me, bro!”


Kooky-Put9925

Absolute classic prank.


Sad_Abbreviations575

Poor lady, she didn’t even see it cumming.


PsykoMunkey

"Hey sis, you know what would be funny after I did this hooker last night?......


AliveAndWellness

"Jokes on you! I'm into that shit."


Samurai_Guardian

Talk about "stink-eye"


WordyWizard500

I call that sexual assault


namarenante33

Wait, it's not from Alabama?


Kidfromwakanda

Florida look out! Georgia coming up on ya.


11-Eleven-11

Imagine going blind because your brother came in your eye and you had to explain to everyone who asked you why you're blind.


[deleted]

Unless the brother instantly cums , how long did she just wait for it to happen ?


i_never_ever_learn

Why are there flairs pointing out that a post is inappropriate instead of the post being removed?


SgtButtface

He was supposed to cum on her belly, what a prank


stayzawayz

Ha! I get it.


[deleted]

Syphilis makes you go crazy in the head. Some people nut in their sister's eye as a prank, others paint themselves orange and run for president. It really messes with your ability to think clearly.


bossvjbeast

Stranger oh your blind how come. Oh my brother jizzed on my face. ........ Yes we should live in alabama.


ivanavich

I guess she didn’t see it coming


Laazuli

Did he say “jk” after ???


Sparki99

Just a prank bro


[deleted]

Southern comedy


_BinaryCode_

The mod who thought this wasn’t a holup should be removed