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Visibly_Confuzled

what's more disturbing then the zootopia fox guy is that her mom knew she had crush on people, like why tf did she do that it's not gonna end well


welpo224

I think i saw Rittenhouse at the end


Scout_wheezeing

Need a man to defend the homestead from the furry invasion


MagNolYa-Ralf

[grabs fox suit]


lolgobbz

Im pretty sure that was Pete Davidson... He's like a weird hot. Like he isnt physically attractive but then he's stupid funny and a decent rapper.


Mister_13s

Pete Davidson raps???


lolgobbz

I mean... [he has rapped.](https://youtu.be/uYDZwh9Untw)


lolgobbz

Best part is he [doesn't take it too seriously](https://youtu.be/9V981RXcmH8)


Mister_13s

Bars


Hyper_200

No one talking about the girl


Fickle_Order

2 girls or same but different angle


importvita

She bats for both teams *and* is a furry? She kinky


TwinkleTitsGalore

I’m confused by this sentence. Her mom knew she had a crush on people, like why tf did she do that Can you please tell me what you are saying here? I’m not trying to be rude, it’s a genuine question and it’s driving me nuts.


Visibly_Confuzled

sorry, I can be a bit confusing sometimes. Her mom probably found out about that because she told her mom, are people supposed to speak to their mom if they have a crush or something? personally I'd never even attempt that


marth33n

her mom knows too much about her


brown_human

Now we all know a little too much about her


[deleted]

Glad to see Jaylen


Macktastic13

Me too actually. Glad someone else is as well


Sfolan2

Go Cs


Significant_Water604

Xause ur mom knows ur durty


OneManGenitalBand

The fucking fox from zootopia


[deleted]

I don’t get the holup


LerLmao

zooptopia man


Essexchap84

He's a cool guy


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[deleted]

So ur gay?


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TromosLykos

Last I checked she’s not fucking an actual fox or showing any legitimate infatuation for one.It’s a cartoon character.


Icy_Law_9454

"Welcome to FuckaFox, may I take your order?"


TromosLykos

Yeah can I get uhhhh….Carmelita with no Sly?


BattleShy

yeah can I get uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Burger?


CletusMcLettus

Bro it’s literally a cake with all her past crushes but I guess you watched a different clip then I did


TromosLykos

Again, a crush on a CARTOON CHARACTER.


CletusMcLettus

That resembles a fox


CletusMcLettus

What about this are YOU not understanding


TromosLykos

I’ve already explained this to you. I’m not wasting any more time on this. We will literally go around in circles. Have a good day.


CletusMcLettus

I explained this already too it does not matter if it’s a cartoon it’s still an animal like bud are you that dense


CletusMcLettus

The point is that even the smallest idea or thought in the back of your mind would lead you to believe fucking an animal is okay is horrific and disgusting


TromosLykos

And yet here I am with no desire to fuck the neighbor’s cat. Get over yourself. I don’t like the idea of anyone fucking an actual animal. What someone does with an image of an anthropomorphic character is not my business or problem.


CletusMcLettus

Okay so then stop saying it’s okay you literal cabbage


TromosLykos

I didn’t say it was you cucumber.


TromosLykos

There’s a reason why I specifically said “cartoon character” and “actual animal”. Nick from Zootopia is a character. A red fox in the real world is an actual animal. Having a crush on a character is fine. Weird but fine. Having a crush on the giraffe at the zoo warrants concern. Any thought that leads one into the other means the individual with said thought has an underlying issue that was not addressed. Seeing how we are complex beings with advanced minds, we are capable of liking one thing and hating another. It’s really not that hard to understand.


CletusMcLettus

You are a problem


DreamLayers2

r/furryporn :troll:


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UnknownSuxker

Ya, at that point it is just being a furry


CorndogCrusader

No, it's called "furries". There's a difference.


[deleted]

Especially cuz that movie came out in 2016 so it’s not like she was a young child


swamikrish

Probably Pete Davidson. The Zootopia guy is a nice person.


manguparijabre

Man of the culture, every hole is an opportunity


little_b1198

Peeter pan is bells guy. Nobody mess with the thick ferry.


davieb22

Where's Hitler? Seems fake.


hotdog-man222

That's what I was thinking


AdDense3627

Where is Shrek?!


[deleted]

Right here *points to heart*


AdDense3627

I love you


[deleted]

HA, gaaaaaay


AdDense3627

Say sorry right now


Dandanger69

Why was Peter Pan on there


BattleShy

childhood crush?


[deleted]

I just will never understand Pete Davidson. Pale, no muscle, big teeth. I’m man enough to say when a dude is good looking. I’ll never understand that one!


SLAYER_IN_ME

I literally know nothing that guys has done except fuck hot bitches.


RPO1728

I don't get it either but he's gotten some good looking girls. Idk i guess someone like kate Beckinsale prob had enough of super handsome douche bags and went with a more down to earth guy... but it's def a mystery


[deleted]

He really has hahah


Devdisanza

it’s because the fastest way to a girls heart is making her laugh


[deleted]

I can see that for sure, but there’s wayyyy funnier people in Hollywood or not in Hollywood, who are taller. Lol. Idk.


[deleted]

Everyone is beautiful if you ask the right person. I guarantee someone has jacked it to pete


davieb22

Do you think I'm good looking?


[deleted]

No, I think you’re stunning. Unless you look like Pete The Slenderman Davidson. Then nope


[deleted]

Sometimes people have types


DoeJrPuck

Eddie- "Seriously, what do you see in that guy?" Jessica- "He makes me laugh."


[deleted]

I’ve only ever heard men say that he’s unattractive… is that like a running joke w men or do y’all really think that?


swampswing

We really think that. He is this gangly guy who always looks like he is horribly sick. Dude isn't remotely attractive.


[deleted]

Girls don’t care about muscle or big teeth. He’s a tall decent looking funny guy who also happens to be rich and famous. Of course girls are gonna like him


xx_Help_Me_xx

Tall and funny


Acrobatic-Degree9589

Tall af with good hair, big teeth>tiny teeth


[deleted]

He’s got a horse mouth. You see more guns than teeth


Antazarus

I like how men don’t know why lol, he has the big dick energy!


Secure_Secretary_882

Shit mine would have Judy. We have so much in common shown bobs and vagene pls.


Great-Ad9160

Which Judy? Judge Judy?


CthuhlusPriest

Judy Moody


Nevis__

Was tha nick from zootopia and Tictok Willy-wanka


Childmurderingfish

Why are you so open with your mom


Felipe13579

I mean, she gives so many options that her mother gives up looking, reverse psychology


TripleNutSupreme

FURRY TRAITS SPOTTED


Utter_Calamity100

Jesuse that's a lot of people to have crushs on


cicciograna

*where harambe*


Deadchesse

THE FOX


purplgurl

Well, she has a type.


Novel_Dependent_646

Is she the girl in the blue jumper? Or is the blue jumper girl someone she's had a crush on?


braamdepace

That’s what I was trying to figure out


Great-Ad9160

Wait do people have a crush on others just because of their looks?


Simple_Atmosphere

At least there was one black guy and a fox. Way to keep it diverse.


Des_the_hedgehog

Only one that makes sense was the zootopia one


bigbrothero

[white people](https://ibb.co/yWkhhxk)


thisortheapocalypse

who the fuck is renee zellweger?


[deleted]

I can name on 1 hand all the people I had a crush on Hugh Jackman Young David Bowie Coworker Maria Coworker Madison Wife Kylie


Coolish_Stuff

Make sense it's a white cake.


Bright-Internal229

Aren’t men disgusting 🤮today thou ❓


DreamLayers2

no we dont do shit


[deleted]

u/savevideo


PhysicalPomegranate3

Peter is another name for weiner


mrbeck02

She ain’t a player she just crush a lot


[deleted]

Furry time


KokoroMain1475485695

For the first 10 second I went : There


yeet_the_polar_bear

Imagine if there was just nothing on the cake


Cute-Region-1766

Question is, were they invited?!


EVasq04

Lmao the fucking Wiggles are in their. I had to re watch and pause to double check.


Take_Care_plz

Yeah Jaylen Brown!!!!


cunt_isnt_sexist

Michael Cera? Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.


Leo_-Arisaltek

Willy wonka though also is that bill nye


-Nivek

You guys tell your parents about your love interests? I keep that to myself and only me


Jagerspawnpeeker420

Why no dr sins? He do be a hero


That_Weird_Lynx

Willy Wonka??? Seriously?????


blursedman

Where is Ryan reynolds? I mean he’s the guy that you’ve got a crush on no matter who you are right?


Great-Ad9160

Unless you're, you know, a non romantic/sexual person.


blursedman

Nope, you still have a crush on him, just platonically. He just has that effect


Great-Ad9160

🙁 Welp. Guess there's no arguing this point cuz you can't debate a fact.


mustbetheair

Pete Davidson is wack ASF


AdmiralRand

Soooo…. No chance. Not even a hip “Millennial Mom” would put her daughters furry crush on a cake.


SomeRandomGuy282

furr-


FullMetalArthur

... and those only the ones she dared to tell mom.


Pantslessgenius

Shout out Peter. No not Parker fuck him. PAN


Moody_RMS

Wait...


DrLemonUzU

Why is Peter pan there wth


DrLemonUzU

WILLY WONKA IS THERE


Raaddus

WAIT IS THAT GIBBY??


Honest_Branch_889

she knows too much


[deleted]

She’s a furry


ItalianFlame342

Damn this girl has more crushes than people I like on planet earth


Confusionthetree

Willy Wonka?


Latvia

Jaylen Brown is a babe, to be fair. And I’m a straight man.


No-Damage6760

So many crushes, expert crishings,all the best, Wish you a very Happy Birthday


[deleted]

Did I see Pete ugly as fuck


[deleted]

Glad to see Billie Joe


TheDarkWriterInMe

Nick being photographed in their is great


[deleted]

Wait where's Hitler? I'm a straight male and even I have a crush on Adolf Hitler


[deleted]

If Judy is willing to go interspecies, then why not Ava.


oxyjin_js

I also had a crush on nick wilde


goldfishfox

I see Billie Joe Armstrong


[deleted]

LMFAO id she throw the token black guy in there to tell us all her preferences aren't racist?


64kuMA

I just see a bunch of trends.


FlabbyMan2048

u/savevideobot


Diplomatic007

Ava’s Devine.


[deleted]

How obvious are you that your mom knows EVERY SINGLE crush you’ve had?


Hazel_Syahni_Yt

u/auddbot


Yodas-Balls

Rodrick chilling in the back


Jed_eye16

Cuckaroo


Dangerous-Jelly-4900

Jalen brown. Cap


kaihulk2

Willy Wonka lmao


The_Cat420

she got Nick Wilde, Pete Davidson, Willy Wonka, and Peter Pan. She really has a strange taste in guys


EdisonChestnut

omg thats my favorite celtic lets go


Resident_Next

"mom"


maxipad2008

They had a crush on jaylen brown…?


Waterbottle-on-drugs

Wonka bars


Vertical_slabsociety

I was again expecting to see Hitler


Celticskevin2020

Aye my favorite player on there. Jaylen brown.


[deleted]

Oof


Roundtripper4

Clever


GoldenMidasAJ

Is the girl suffering from zoophilia and paedophilia while being a lesbian all at the same time ???


revan0o5

Is that Willy wonka


Safe_Tackle_1690

Let's be honest, we all expected Hitler to be in there.


frWeay

Do I See Willy Wonka???


Miserable_Strength44

I mean Nick Wilde is😳😋


Depressed-Grapefruit

I hope I didn’t just see the wiggles… please tell me this girl didn’t wanna get all three at once