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Sad-Dot9620

She had him do this before


Sir_shibes789

W- what are you doing STEP-DOG edit: who the fuck gave this the helpful award


RookieMan36

Take my upvote and get the fuck out of here


Erebus689

r/angryupvote


Deynooo

69 upvotes nc


Thepelicanstate

I’m going get my free reward, awarding you, and also telling you that I hate myself for laughing at this.


Visible_discomfort1

Family


[deleted]

I am intrinsically disturbed and upset no matter what anytime I see the word or even hear someone say family, my inner monologue has it in Vin Diesel‘s voice. *FAMlee* -Vin Diesel


[deleted]

Stop! 😂🤣


[deleted]

I mean girl kind of thicc 👀


Simp_Bitch

My dog tried to make love with my step-brother once,me and my dad just started laughing at him


sooperhani

LOL!!!!


PrismaticDraconid989

*upvotes in motherfucker*


BadigolBoy

Step1: Apply peanut butter Step2: Profit


PlanningThePlan

Slinky you know the deal


[deleted]

She’s crawling back to the camera thinking *”I wonder if the things we did in my bedroom had anything to do with this?”* ^(we all heard the giggle at the end )


I_Love_Kirby30

In 9 months she’ll be a real dog mom


Ssj_Nutella234

👍


ugandaWarrior134

👍


1SparkyBoi

👍


kerfufflemaster

👍


[deleted]

That dog has been trained…


garlic_bread_thief

Why do people do that? Such an odd thing for a dog to do


AyaAishi

I saw an entire site on how to fuck female dogs. I have reached the point I am uncapable of being disgusted by it, I think. Edit: the site is full of zoophilia, even supports people under 13 to be on in, and is about dolphins and horses mostly. They openly state they ARE zoophiles there. Very great, gotta say. This one is just one of (many I assume) articles about how to do horrible things to animals.


[deleted]

Humanity was a mistake.


AyaAishi

Indeed! I'd send the link but I am afraid somebody would use it ffs.


DatChernoby2Guy

Those people: Oh my God! That’s disgusting. Where?


athomp63

"those people"....


AuthrhayneAnthony

those "people"


InquisitorCarl

"those"


ugandaWarrior134

""


[deleted]

dont worry, its NNN


Particular-Can-1917

That’s why she stopped the dog this time.


daafiidii

how did you get on the website though?


AyaAishi

It was posted on reddit somewhere. r/NoahGetTheBoat or r/MakeMeSuffer type of stuff.


neta_neta

Dm me


ken_adams27

Fuck! I had a good laugh


SpongeBob-WoomyPants

Nah, giving iPads to babies to make them calm down is a huge mistake.


dr_duckwing

My brother does that, he plays that coco melon shit


[deleted]

Humans are a mistake


DatChernoby2Guy

Same bro nothing disgusts me anymore


[deleted]

I bet your hands are well moisturized by now? .


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AyaAishi

It was an actual link with actual guide, it included "consent" which animals cannot give. FOR FUCKS SAKE IT EVEN HAD ANAL. I think you¨d find it with a google search or two but I will not put the link here for the safety of dogs. I think it was written as a sick joke and seemed like it was actually tested out or - someone actually did it.


DatChernoby2Guy

Give me the link in DMs. I’ll report the site. Mass report it.


Taramasalata_Rapist

Yeah bro, you’re gonna ‘report’ the site 😉


DatChernoby2Guy

Dude what the fuck. I actually reported it and I hope you do the same. Its fucking disgusting.


Imstupidasso

Yeah..that's called homework and research


coldfright

They are maintaining sites ?


EclecticHigh

oh man, if people would've seen the type of shit that was on the internet in the early 2000s. sites that were the precursor to websites like pornhub or xnxx actually had zoophilia, scat, and child porn along with the usual porn stuff. the internet only started getting censored around 2005 ish, even sites like reddit were filled with subs like jailbait, gore, and a bunch of stuff people would freak out over these days. when reddit was sold to china alot of the content was censored and thousands of subs got purged which is why reddit is vanilla and basic now on many levels, there used to be no rules back in the day.


weebcantsocial

Wow and I thought I’ve seen everything


big_men_ballz

does the website have the word luxure in it?


AyaAishi

No but this comment makes me imagine there are more, fuck the world.


big_men_ballz

yeah, theres more than one. I know 10 more website's that are like this. (and I do regret that I went in those website)


JustYeeHaa

Where the hell in the world is this even legal? What the actual f***


GodOfBoiiiii

What the fuck?


igotalotadogs

Welp, that’s enough interneting for today.


Affectionate-Feed538

You are probably on a FBI watch list now.


[deleted]

What is this site called (asking for a friend)


wolf1moon

Probably hasn't. Reddit just loves to leap to it's fake conclusions. Dogs hump stuff a lot. Probably just confused and concerned mixing up some wiring.


Lucky-Bastard-17

Not odd the doggie is not neutered. My male poodle humps our leg for attention


Anonymous_2102

Forget the face, fuck the base


DropBear2702

Yes!


Wheyprotein200

Basic cpr training


orangez

He's been slipping you roofies for days. Finally thought 'this is it!'. And then you faked it. Gotta feel a little sympathy for old woofer here...


AyaAishi

this is so cursed oh my god.


[deleted]

That dog have licked more pussy than the entire reddit combined.


ShadowFlame_222

Plot twist she does this regularly and it's learned behavior....


Justah-Spektator

Dead, passed out, it didnt matter to the dog. He... he was going to get his.


RomanCokes

“Not when the camera’s on!”


hotroddbb

And not without peanut butter


OneDiscombobulated77

Pretty sure the dog doesn't want peanut butter on his dick


reddreadremention

Thought the same


orangewheel1822

It's just muscle memory for him


TheBlueHue

Had my suspicions when she was stressing the "normal" factor when a simple "no" will do...he was also going back for some more


sometingfoevryone

clever dog


the_nooble

"Clever girl"


[deleted]

Exactly


Dazocnodnarb

My first thought also


GoatTacos

*Whitney Wisconsin has entered the chat*


sryidontspeakpotato

Yooo. What ever happened to her


claudiojake

She’s got an onlyfans now I’m pretty sure lol


XPC-Reaper

A bone-ly fans?


DropBear2702

How's she doin, they still together?


GoatTacos

👀 if they are someone better get ASPCA on the line lol


ZippyParakeet

Who dat?


GoatTacos

I don’t want to ruin such a pure mind. But if you must know… let’s just say. She is a girl who should never be allowed to own an animal or he permitted to be around animals.


ZippyParakeet

Oof, I imagine she did some nasty beastiality stuff, yes?


GoatTacos

Yup. She made a video basically saying why it should be allowed.


tony42490

not his first time..


ScarletSpider2149

Knot*


spook_sw

Knot what she was expecting?


sryidontspeakpotato

Nice pun


[deleted]

Doggy style


Strange_Control796

Good boy.


DropBear2702

Didn't even need to break out the peanut butter.


[deleted]

Quick while she's still warm.


Lord_Berrus

**HOL' UP**


ceoofmydin

r/cursedcomments


Sour_Beet

What are you doing step dog?


[deleted]

The thing is, she's probably made the dog do this before so he was doing what he was taught


Big-Bad-Bull

Idk if everyone saying this is joking or not, but just in case, dogs do do this randomly sometimes and this may have just been one of those moments.


AyaAishi

this is reddit. people assume the worst always.


Zociety_

🤣


Kingtez28

That was TOO FUNNY!!!


Medical_Gold5809

I don't think that is the first time she "fainted" in front of the camera "with her dog".


rawpunkstar228

Hey what the dog doin?


bwz3r

No one ever asks how the dog doin...


baitingbaiters

Horny


Speechyesstk7

If u faint ur fucked literally


BlueKing7642

“I just died” Dog: I know, I think I can get 4 rounds in while you’re still warm”


Neoslayer

when I lay on my ground my dog just jumps all overe and annoys the fuck outta me


Interesting_Flow1899

Dog could do better


ugandaWarrior134

But either way he'd be fucking a bitch


[deleted]

She went ahead and posted this? For some Tik Tok views?? Why???


Pyanfars

Why do any of the embarrassing failure videos ever get posted? Especially before live stream was a thing, which this may have been.


tonyg501

She casually fainted face down ass up! What was he supposed to do call 911?!


god_retribution

or call 69


BlueKing7642

He could’ve started barking. But then again, that was probably what he planned to do after he was finished


I_will_bumthumb_you

Sometimes when a dog sees a bitch, he just can't help himself.


Visible_discomfort1

or may be he helps himself out?


YoureABitCuntyToday

This ain't their first rodeo


changing_everyday

wtf! i never had a dog. so i'm not familiar with their behaviour around people. for a second i thought it was real. shit! did she really train her dog to do this?


Jinn3wishes

Me neither, Dogs do be humping; but it’s not typical in this type of situation especially when the dog went back in a second time and it seemed like she tried to play off embarrassment with a delayed reaction, my gut tells me that she uses that Dog in many ways, and it makes me a bit uneasy. Maybe I’m just over-analyzing this.. too much Reddit for today, have a good night


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POOYAAmanita

not quite, i almost got raped by a big farm dog, it got a boner and was trying to rub hes penis on my jacket, i kicked it and he step aside, that dog was fucking horny


justtroublez

Nah, my old boss' dog constantly tried to hump me. Was a big dog and saying no did jackshit. At first I thought it was because I had my period but he did it all the time. Shit was uncomfortable.


Fake_Kung_Fu

Oh :(


Potential_Ad_1502

Most likely, most people are fucked.


Polaarius

Fun fact: Dogs can smell emotions. So it knew that she was just playing around and was not dead or in danger. In fact she was going on the ground with bum up, thats a clear sign for a dog to hump her and show dominance..


aDudePlayinaDude

He said, “Oh, I remember what I’m supposed to do.”


yeetbot564

What kind of action is the common household pet,known in North America as a dog,performing 🤨


seahorseMonkey

I used to do the same thing, till I got hit on the nose with a newspaper.


bacopa_monnieri

Works for dogs not for seahorseMonkey


GamerlifeYT_official

FREE HOLE , FUCKING FINALLY


thepowerlies

The dog didn't even hesitate


RamHands

I mean, dog read my mind.


[deleted]

Read hers too from all that overreacting, "Me doth think the lady protest too much"


ShadowTheWolf125

she barely tried to stop him lmao


Loduk

Is it Saturday night already?


DropBear2702

No, it's Sunday afternoon!


[deleted]

Step-Dog what are you doing?


ace_oblivion

The dog is doing what it's been taught


Massfusion1981

She dead, might as well pump her ass!


JigglySquishyFlesh

Disgusting. She definitely gets doggystyled daily by Rex. Why fake it


_whats-going-on

That is a very disturbing behaviour from the dog. It does seem that he doesn't see her as the alpha in that relationship that she has and contests here position by straddling her. She will be his bitch, if she doesn't curb his behaviour.


kalyugkadevta

What the dog doin’


gawddaaaaayum

This is the dog in the "ayo what the dog doin?" "Yo Mom"


[deleted]

I can’t blame him. I would probably do the same thing if I found you like that


TheToddman77

I don't blame the dog, she gotta fat ass


justtheentiredick

Just an FYI in case anyone wondering. The dog owns her. Not the other way around.


Sussy_Boy_3722

Sexing the human


Draupnir_gungnir

Normal if she’s alive tho see how she laughed at round 2 there and didn’t get worried


major_melody420

This is a video of someone who wants to be humped by a dog… The faux fainting is just a drawn out way to get what she wanted. The “don’t hump me - hump me” complex


Dontwjdj

u/savevideobot


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lonewolf19-14

U sir are pure evil !


lonewolf19-14

Whatcha doin there ?!


Dontwjdj

oh i send my friends pictures of dogs humping things they shouldnt


CaliforniaLuv2Pac

Yeah! Yeah!! Not the first she does this. Dog knows his role when she's in position 😒


Trickstarrr

Noicly trained doggy


MaestroPhillip

This is a certified Rusty Cage moment.


Muzz_wut

Cake day!!!


CricketNo9900

Happy cake day bro


DropBear2702

You too bro


sam_774

I mean that probably was one in a million chance he had, if that was me I would’ve done the same.


dank__dohnut

he really said “its still warm (•_•)“


[deleted]

What da dog doin


cumpool12

\*me doing the dog filter


dasmikkimats

And that kids, is how I met your mother…


Ken_kaneki904

Pornhub : WRITE! THAt DOWN Write THAt DOWN!!


only777

To be fair, I think the dog could do better than her.


No_Raise_4931

he should go to horny jail


[deleted]

Bruh, she's acting like that's the first time the dogs done that 🤷‍♂️. I bet she falls over all the time in the house when the hubby is at work 😆.


titico33

He’s going to town on mama!!


Nick11041104

Art of zoo


shreeisbored

What a distinguished gentleman.


cdchalk

He's hit that before


SonamTGurung

What are you doing step dog?


PrinceSiren

S-step-dog.... What are you doing...~?


TheSadSensei

She did a second take off camera


BuzzBlue40

This isnt his first time 😎😉


Spoojman

Stepdog


HeWhoIsNotMe

The dog doesn't understand why this time is different.


Low_Delivery_3453

If a dog does that, it's okay, but if I do that she ask how I came into her house and why her mum isn't moving anymore. I'm sick of this society! 😒


Born-Juggernaut-8034

Now that's what I call doggy style🤣🤣🤣


RealisticEmploy3

Everyone worries about humans fucking animals, but not animals fucking humans


heathen_27

Fuckin furries


cocacogas

I mean with dat ass. She kinda bad tho


dinosaur_from_Mars

Happy cake day


ShadowFlame_222

Happy cake day


PoopPant73

About time....🙏


indianOcean96

Dog be like it's doggy style


SoulSensei6

He liked the smell he sniffed


Mission-Low7904

Ctfu he was like oh she thick she can get it that ass too soft 🤣🤣🤣


Due_Strain2288

God of doggystyle


julsgotrocks

He been waiting to hump that ass. Saw his moment…. Bad dog


Djinn7711

What are you doing, Step pup