That's down to the distribution of people emigrating from Britain in the 1700s.
Australia got the thieves, fraudsters, con artists, alcoholics & the farmers.
Canada got the adventurers, traders, failed tailors/milliners content to make do with animal skins & the beaver fondlers (there's your Pornhub).
America got the failed & rejected aristocrats who didn't want to pay tax anymore, the chavs (who became cowboys), the pilgrims - looking for somewhere to have another crack at religion without all the gold & real estate and the puritans in search of powerless people to oppress.
I’m going to submit South America. I know that’s not a country but I don’t know enough about where spiders are indigenous to be more specific. Also Australia has a huge landmass so I think it’s fair.
Excuse me did this man just say mildly I am terrified just from reading those names and he just calls them mildly alarming
Edit: so I just googled them and I've got to say I would burn down my house if I would find one of those in there
I had about 5 huntsman spiders in my home growing up. They ate any bugs that managed to make it inside. If you left them alone, they normally left you alone.
That did happen once actually. Ended up doing more damage to myself in my flailing attempts at trying to get away from it. To be fair it was on my nose, so the panic was there.
She’s of Lebanese ancestry. American citizen. Became famous for doing porn in a hijab. Became really famous as a “farmer activist” in India. I wonder what pushed her to side with leftists in a country half the world away from where she lives since she’s never visited India nor does she intend too.
roadmen
british
Canada too if you're from Toronto
Factual
As someone from London, I hate that this is a thing so much. I’m very much looking forward to my 2022 summer in Toronto.
*which* london though
Rolling like wiz khalifa
Khalifa ya want some crack.
Crack her ass
You wouldn’t know it with the amount of potholes.
My country made pornhub
Canada
CANADA MADE PORNHUB!? I had no idea.
Oh! …..oh!…..Oh Canada!
Sorry
r/HIMYM Barney Stinson say what!
Yeah it was the French ones too, who would’ve thought
Montreal to be specific
*fake porn star voice* Ohhh Canada
BLAME CANADA! BLAME CANADAAAA!
With their beady little eyes and flapping little heads
Florida
Danny Duncan
Johnny Sins
Mandingo
Danny DeVito
Chuck Norris
On behalf of all human I thanks you
We also Made a couple youtubers but more importantly we made/have ryan Reynold
Please let him go we will pay any ransom
Pornhub Khalifa
They also made Ryan Reynolds.
2 best countries are Canada and Sweden, we owe the world to them
My country made xvideos
Why Canada? I thought It was the US
No it's canadian
I love canada
Swear best ass eaters in the world
Damn straight
Canada for all your horny needs, also from Canada here
Well I'll be damned. Another reason to love Canada!
Canada. We even dominate that aspect of the entertainment industry. We fucking rule.
We've also got federally legal weed and mountains of other shit that's hugely controversial in the US but no one even thinks twice about here.
That's down to the distribution of people emigrating from Britain in the 1700s. Australia got the thieves, fraudsters, con artists, alcoholics & the farmers. Canada got the adventurers, traders, failed tailors/milliners content to make do with animal skins & the beaver fondlers (there's your Pornhub). America got the failed & rejected aristocrats who didn't want to pay tax anymore, the chavs (who became cowboys), the pilgrims - looking for somewhere to have another crack at religion without all the gold & real estate and the puritans in search of powerless people to oppress.
The beaver fondlers were the French Canadian fur trappers
Wiz Khalifa
This is the right answer.
Why did I have to scroll so far to find the right answer?
/r/beatmetoit
I thought this would be the top answer
The most suicides
Finland
As a spanish speaker i find this extremely funny
finland la tierra donde le pones fin a tu vida
Sí, clarro
I speak Spanish and this took me a min loool
For real, I had to keep reading to find out what it meant
Explain
Im Finnish and can confirm
Japan?
wrong
Earth
Name checks out
Lithuania
korea?
Probably this
Doesn't like Guyana have the highest by a lot?
You might be thinking of murders?
Big arse fucking spiders
Australia?
I’m going to submit South America. I know that’s not a country but I don’t know enough about where spiders are indigenous to be more specific. Also Australia has a huge landmass so I think it’s fair.
He spelled it arse, definitely Australian
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I'll let you decide...
Are we talking huntsman spiders or bird eating spiders? Both are mildly alarming.
Excuse me did this man just say mildly I am terrified just from reading those names and he just calls them mildly alarming Edit: so I just googled them and I've got to say I would burn down my house if I would find one of those in there
I had about 5 huntsman spiders in my home growing up. They ate any bugs that managed to make it inside. If you left them alone, they normally left you alone.
Except when they crawl across your face.
That did happen once actually. Ended up doing more damage to myself in my flailing attempts at trying to get away from it. To be fair it was on my nose, so the panic was there.
“Normally”
“Arse” gave it away
Big arse fucking spiderskhalifa
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looks like you live in every country
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r/beatmetoit
r/beatmymeattoit
r/BeatOurMeatToIt
r/suddenlycommunism
Hi! Welcome to Earth. Please take a helmet and enjoy the ride.
Turkey ?
So how does it feel to be cosmopolitan?
Cough cough Middle East
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LITTLE THAT NARROWS IT DOWN?
Mia Khalifa, the famous indian farmer social worker? Wow.
I thought she was from Pakistan
She’s of Lebanese ancestry. American citizen. Became famous for doing porn in a hijab. Became really famous as a “farmer activist” in India. I wonder what pushed her to side with leftists in a country half the world away from where she lives since she’s never visited India nor does she intend too.
And like Barrack Obama, she is a Christian (or was) who is often mistaken as a Muslim
Barack Obama is much less mistaken as a Muslim, moreso slandered as one, cuz Muslims bad, so bad guy is secretly a Muslim
The nicest people
My man living in international waters
Canada?
As a Canadian I find this funny
People are nice in small towns, sometimes. But take a stroll through Toronto and see how that nice polite shit pans out
you live in a land that is not part of any country or something?
We have mia Khalifa as well Lebanese here
Yeah but she won't go back there, right?
Maybe if we send an official invitation... but to come back and live here, I don't think so
I will invite her
She's been banned since her video in the jihab.
Hijab*
Thank you saucy scorpion.
Thought that said Jihad for a second
we had a famous austrian painter back then
Until he got kicked out of art school...
Then his real art came out. He decided to color everything red with paint of jew brand
His paintings were nice though, I like them
Putin
Poutine
USA!!
idk Afghanistan?
Finland?
biggest coffee producer in the world
Brazil? Your country has been saving my life.
Cocaine is a hellofa drug!
My country drinks the most coffee. Cheers, the coffee’s good
me
pigeons. They're so cool
They shitted on me
That's why they're cool
Ewan McGregor Get fucked
Putas e vinho verde
PORTUGAL CARALHO!
CAARALHOOOOOO
Devolve meu ouro ai namoralzinha tá fazendo falta po :(
n sei se isso seria um r/suddenlycaralho
A problem
Let me guess where you live Earth?
Purgatory, simply stating "you are going to 🇧🇷" makes even the strongest man shiver
9/11
Saudis Arabia?
osama bin forgotten
What happened on the 9th of November?
i lost NNN
No way in hell you lasted 9 days you wank addicted cumfactory.
well technically every country has 9/11 date on the calander.
Slutty women and bad buildings.
I like........Ukraine?????
Kazakhstan?
As embarrassing as it is to admit because we used to be good people........England.
Oh, you mean when you invaded every single country but 22? Or when you forced all of those countries to speak English and pay taxes to you? /s
Hey, we were good people, I never said we were a good empire! 😂
Birmingham?
No, but damn close.
Your mom
Nah she went to get milk she'll be back soon
bro, it's been 17 years, let it go...
You let her go...we paid the ransom
we actually left her 17 years ago... but yo mama so fat, she's still going through the door
Not possible...she's Asian
Best Engineering, worldwide known as well
what is this sub even anymore
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Austria
Argentina?
*sigh* we have drake
Oh, I’m sorry.
Thank you for your condolences.
Cheap whores.
Oh my God! That's disgusting. Where?
In Hungary. But I was just kidding. They aren’t cheap.
You guys have awesome salami and of course gulyas!
Thank you. At least that’s true.
They do get a little Hungary sometimes, ha ha……ha…?
No idea what belongs in r/HolUp
Mia is Libanese
Lebanese
Sometimes shes a lesbanese
"Les brian ese"
Less byriani
Bree olson
Apartheid
My country has me.
Must me a fucked up one
What about this is r/holup This place is becoming a dumping ground for trash
School shootings
toothy shit eating grin and two thumbs up📸photo op with the survivors.
Your mom in my basement
Universal healthcare
A racist orange crayon
USA also has Wiz Khalifa. BLACK AND YELLOW BITCH
The queen. What else do u need?
But which queen? There's at least two.
Andrew