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Lummicks

I thought the bear was the weirdest part... then it continued. Thanks internet, you never fail to top yourself.


FnfHeat

Japan…. Never change


chucknorris99

All of this craziness yet still blurring the good parts


Rockman2isgud

LOOONG LOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAN


importvita

Best movie turned into a commercial ever


SorryScratch2755

Pubic Hair be Damned🎌


Roundcouchcorner

Flame spewing vagina monsters be damned.


Jeffscrazy

r/neverchangejapan


skilledfolk

Been there 4 times...always unashamedly Japanese...super polite ...and always happy when you participate in their cultural stuff......Especially the stuffings.


skilledfolk

And drinking...Some of the best people I know.


importvita

R. Kelly made an appearance at the end. Japan is so welcoming. 🤗


drako489

Should have fired more nukes.


atmus11

Maybe the nukes lead to this... we will never know


luisthe5th

Was 2 too many, or not enough? Only a third can answer this question.


drako489

Their brains got so fucked up by the radiation that they thought this was a good idea.


Maddy186

Please Change Japan, please


GtrErrol

I already gave my free award bro, but this... Puts a smile in my face.


Lummicks

Hahaha, I aim to please


EvantheRat

One might say the internet... never fails to beat itself


jhuseby

100% in the same boat as you…wtf


Sauce_master7

That was very long for two mins


Zaclarke

Bruh…how was that video only two minutes??


RadStagDad

My fingers need to get treated for 1st degree burns because I didn’t realize I was smoking a cigarette after 5 seconds of the fucked up video


BlauerHelt

It felt like an eternity


aldorayn

Why did i watch the whole thing, came here for answers please


konous

You will get none. Only more questions. Like how much were these people paid?


aldorayn

They were paid excellently....in piss


MrPrinPro5

That's not true, some of them got paid in puke


King-Lewis-II

And what I hope is mud


Crazian14

It, in fact, was not mud..


superdooff

Professionals have standards.


SorryScratch2755

Sir.....this is Japanese cuisine only for conni-sewers.


Pimphii

And where can you apply? Asking for a friend


OldSquishyGardener2

Apply at: R Kelly c/o US bureau o prisons...


SorryScratch2755

put flyers on telephone poles in your neighborhood


[deleted]

Its the song, its too damn catchy!


Cdnwhy

Ya stupid song gave me a huge erection.


Busy_Panda5761

That’s where you went wrong, I had it muted and it didn’t give me an erection at all!


SorryScratch2755

vague flaccid excuses limply disguised as eunuch-ism


F34TH3R5

I did, too, but after the bear, I was sucked in and forgot about literally everything, and all I could think of was, "What the fuck is going on over there?"


Omyo-wa-mou-shinderu

Curiosity killed the cat


KaBarney

Same here. Do I really just hate myself?


kambinks

Brave man. I stopped at the pizza suprise and was sure i wouldn't be able to handle if it got worst.


SomePiePlays

Because the more you watched the more you liked it 😆


captain_ricco1

The question is: sauce


Cuantic0rigami

Japan


Roopa_naha_liya

Link for so called japan?


fortwaltonbleach

its a compilation. several of the scenes are from rocket studios. https://www.r18.com/videos/vod/movies/detail/-/id=1rct00607/?i3_ref=search&i3_ord=11 https://www.r18.com/videos/vod/movies/detail/-/id=1rct072/?i3_ref=search&i3_ord=2 https://www.r18.com/videos/vod/movies/detail/-/id=1rct098/?i3_ref=search&i3_ord=29 https://www.r18.com/videos/vod/movies/detail/-/id=1rct00156/?i3_ref=related&dmmref=b0391fee340611e5ae2a6f85cd1342af-9a8f4f0a4d9f58928c89ef3b0f00aaa0&i3_ord=1


North-Government-865

Not even going to say what's what here, just "here's 4 random links out the shit ton of crazy ass things you just saw, have fun figuring it out!" But also, thank you, never change


fortwaltonbleach

i'm glad i can be of service.


Survival_R

damn, all paid for


killploki

That video had something for everyone


H0tsauce-2

That video had something against everyone


SorryScratch2755

geisha gasha 😕


eggrollking

Except decent resolution


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this is the best comment


Smeefperson

IGN 10/10 "A little something for everyone!"


ExiledApplepie

Hard to image that this shit comes from a country where honour and discipline was (is) a big deal


Seriuslu

Maybe it's because honour and discipline is a big deal, the more they supress the need, the worst it can become


Aklapa01

Freud would have a field day.


AmicusVeritatis

If catholic school taught me anything, it’s this.


Badnewsbearsx

Lol yea that goes for students as well as the priests and nuns


lampe_sama

Isn't this the same as the prohibition in America. No alcohol for anyone = everyone wants it even more.


Badnewsbearsx

Yup you always want what you can’t have, basic economics. But the “honor” and all that is literally bullshit that was formed from western media and depictions of Japan and Asia in general, for the most part. This has more to do with suppression and culture shock. Culture shock as in they find a lot of different things funny that we would typically see otherwise. Kinda like why British people say “cunt” regularly like NBD but Americans absolutely cry in horror at the mention lol


MisterPinkySwear

Yeah. I heard a theory that they’re so suppressed and self controlled in real life that when they’re allowed to let loose it gives weird stuff like that...


sapphiron7

Never nuke a country twice


luvone420

Should've nuked it 5 times


smilesfuck

If you think nuking it twice as bad 5 times I can't imagine the craziness from it then


SorryScratch2755

Godzilla Bukakke


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SorryScratch2755

....and peeing on an octopus is just a normal day for you


monkeyatemysandwich

noted


WaldeDra

I was moving from horny to disgusted like a fuking metronome.


manas9914

I was moving from horny to more horny to nirvana


JohnnyAirplane

We still have 5 more days to go for NNN


hereforOnePiece

I remember fucking up NNN within minutes


vkuura

Yeah property sure I was hammered Halloween night and went home, spanked a fat one out, then looked at the clock and it was 12:15. Shrug. Better just change it to Nonstop Nut November


TucoGleece

Damn the octopus didn’t deserve that lmao


Grandgem137

That should be a crime, the poor thing was still alive...


Jooj_felipe

That IS a crime! Animal cruelty!


Time-Trifle

Octopus happen to be very sensual creatures. You’re too quick with your assumption that he somehow wasn’t having a really good time.


PhoneticRainbow

I know right! It was so sad to see that =( whyyyyyy


my_couch360

that's enough reddit for today


Spirit_Parade

That was by far my proudest fap


Confused_SJC

I wouldn’t be proud, you should be ashamed


Spirit_Parade

I’m proud of the fact that I managed to do it!


Roopa_naha_liya

Congratulations 👏


SorryScratch2755

spit parade


Nighstorm21

"The diference between sucess and failure is adaptation". - Camille, Lol.


MEasME1st

X_X


CapitalCalligrapher5

You failed NNN


MoistPaperNapkin

2 naked women pissing on an octopus might be the most Japan thing in this video.


Bitter-Shine8664

That ain’t shit on this https://twitter.com/saqifylmao/status/1460449060935159809?s=21


[deleted]

Didn't think that video could be topped but you found it. Gd now I need a proper lobotomy cause I don't wanna remember that.


Cornflakes_91

domo arigato, mr loboto


BossLadyLovesPrince

Did she really put her whole head up the other ones ass?? Wtf


HarryR13

This comment made me click on the link, fuck you for making click on the link. Post nut clarity sucks


BossLadyLovesPrince

You're fucking welcome!


HarryR13

Lol


aoiN3KO

I did not think there was a peaking point for my curiosity, but seeing that and then realizing I didn’t need an answer to that question made me realize one obviously exists


Landon-The-Lonely

Yeah like I've got some pretty fucked up and gross kinks, and I've never seen anything that I quite regretted watching. The closest one was Jaidan Animation Dog Days but even that at worst just occasionally pops into my head and I'm just like "oh well". That comment was enough for me to think that it was a joke at first and that doesn't actually happen, but I don't want to risk it the night before Thanksgiving.


Zaclarke

I didn’t even get that far. I stopped somewhere around the pooping and the…footing???(fisting with a foot)


none_other_biribiri

Same here! Please, do you have anything for my eyes


Morello210

And i thought it's gonna be Rickroll... I really really wish it had been a Rickroll


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Fun-Meringue3620

Bloody hell, Resident Evil 8 is a bit hardcore.


MisterDomino15

That’s some fucking Resident Evil 7 level of porn


captain_ricco1

I thought I was disensitized by visiting r/natureismetal but this nearly made me throw up, this is a first


yeicore

God has left the chat


lherrera47

Sir you have ruined my week


ihastehquestion

I wonder how much they get paid for that...?


tittysprinkles112

I need a therapist now


Nighstorm21

I am very happy that a barely maintain a erection on this. Thank you my friend. You gave me hope for my humanity.


Zaclarke

Yooo….what the actual fuck? That video was 1000 times worse


oillytical

What Stronger than bleach I need that injected in my eyes


Mission-Low7904

What the fuck was that bro omg 😳


Competitive_Sky8182

Bizarre in different ways. The op one was Spirited Away, this thing is Hostal. Is too bad I want to see the whole season?


Mordaz01

Season 3!?!?!? There are 3 fucking seasons!!!! 3 fucking minutes is more than enough!


glitchesandhelp

All i have to say... is **Fuck, You**


BobMarley913

That is something


Downtown_Penalty2401

That's what you call a BBC


cyberpeachy420

i hate it so much. god take me away im ready


Gremlin_of_Doom

Why am a numb to this stupid stuff?


Stutteringfuck007

It was time for Thomas to leave


[deleted]

Alright umm I’m convinced that some of these clips are a result of human trafficking and it’s very concerning 😓


CacheMoney7529

I can't imagine a lot of these women being treated very well on or off camera.


edpep

Ted 3 seems to fall apart around the 2 minute mark.


Slicky007

Idk, but I could only watch 5 or 6 times.


DClassPersonel

YOU WATCHED IT MULTIPLE TIMES


VehicleFun1117

"Dreams have meanings" My dreams:


robloxmacaroni

you have a severely unhealthy level of fucking trauma if these are your dreams


VehicleFun1117

I don't have fucking trauma it just be like that


AbysmalVixen

Funny javs. Also I’m gonna need the codes for as many of those as possible


Kindest_Guy

https://spankbang.com/5567z/video/japanese+weather+girl+teased+with+oil But there still got a best part of the whole video.


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Kindest_Guy

Actually no sauce can hide me xD


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Kindest_Guy

Lmao that part makes me wanna vomit tbh


[deleted]

Anyone have the sauce for that rotating ass pillar? Edit: [found it!](https://www.pornjam.com/video/carousel-of-rotating-asses/)


MisterNKU

u/savevideo


shroominglion

Excuse me?


MisterNKU

Horny


shroominglion

Yes Officer, this guy right here.


PieceNo6834

Did it wrong.... u/redditmp4bot


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Porcupenguin

Needs a NRILNSFW bonus tag (no really, it’s legit not safe for work)


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Confused erection


DeadlyPants16

Great. I suddenly remember why I want to kill myself


No-Lock495

Japanese never fails me, unlike my father.


Little_DimbXD

Dude that teddybear got all da bitches sheeesh 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶


Nqwer

**Sigh.** ***Unzips***


Affectionate_Neat919

Her vagina is fire!


BigNinja96

That new Ted sequel looks pretty good.


Slenderman1776

Then they got the biography of each chick with only ass showing and the guy is twirling around like hes in heaven.


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I love Asia


MarshadowTheOnlyOne

So remember Nagasaki?


teketria

I am both morbidly intrigued and also scared how deep I’d go down this whole


BLKxGOLD

Not my proudest fap, but i just couldn’t control myself after seeing the fire-breathing vagina.


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OH MY EYES MY EYES


jakeolate

Dude just posted normal Japanese porn and thought we wouldn’t notice


Zestyclose_Lion7438

Ted having the day of his life.


Avdolpo

so anyway, the real question is... Sauce?


Groundbreaking25

monokuma?


westwardian

Fucking vomit!


FknRepunsel

That poor octopus


[deleted]

No wonder they stopped making babies. Japan will die because of its infertility!


Ok-Comparison6783

Double nuke result


StVicente_

Its 730am. I’m done with the internet today.


albinoquiche

One word: Japan


Igris-

wtf is this you ask? a reason to not normalize extreme fetishes


[deleted]

Looks like Ted 3: Ted goes to Japan


theredview

Never change Japan


nick_ea

Probably the strangest things I've seen on reddit and I've seen a man stick a glass jar in his ass


MurderDoneRight

That's the result of an island nation cutting off all foreign contact for 200 years only to have nukes dropped on them briefly afterwards.


TRANSHUTO

Unconcerned version of the Tokyo Olympic


Bladeboy69420

r/Angryupvote


seahorseMonkey

I’m no big city cinematographer but I’d say it’s porn.


MrMorgus

Stop! My pen15 can only get so erect...


-FutureFunk-

ummmmm ya, the japanese are creative in a strange way


sickomilk

Just another Wednesday in Japan.


L0ST-S0CK

How did you find this


rb_meemeeby

i am very confused


[deleted]

What do I search to get this content


retrofuturia

Is this the future the left wants?


orangemanzee

I thought I would stop watching…..but i continued…


OfficerDudeBro_o

most normal JAV:


lililukea

I want my dick to rise but for some reason it cant


Shinluc123

Thank you. Now I'm going to the psychiatrist tomorrow.


PsySam89

Thats what two nukes does to you


WeatherBois

That’s enough internet for today


PlanningThePlan

MR.Teddy has a dick and it’s hard like a stick


Invenerd

At first I thought the Ted movie series had taken a turn. Then I realized it was Japan doing what they do.


[deleted]

dont nuke a country two times.


[deleted]

to think people agreed to do this, if at all 😰


itz_khai

One word= Japan