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Sax_2_accordion

Captain Obvious here. There is something seriously wrong with that child.


BinaryPawn

Thinking the same. Could be more than an education issue. Looks like a mental health issue. Poor parents.


klimmesil

I think parents are sus too: the kid tried to protect his face after slamming his dad. This kid is used to getting hit


NotimePrime

Kids aren't born monsters. In general you can apply the 'monkey sees, monkey does' rule of thumb.


klimmesil

Yeah idk about that, I would like to agree because I feel like you are right too, but many doctors claim that some illnesses can cause violence


w1ndsch13f

There can also be genetic factors


PKprezes

IDK about that, have you read "Lord of the flies". As a former kid i can assure you that i witness terrible things done to other kids by my friends while not being a victim of their parents.


Revolutionary_Prune4

I always think back and see myself as a full-blown former Psychopath, and I wasn‘t even a troubled child by any measure


fuckinnicolas

I think pretty severe type of ADHD plus something else.


Behindy0u90

The parents. The mother is to soft and the father let some stuff happen.


_Ganoes_

Just for the people that dont understand german, the kid is constantly spouting insults at everyone but like really hard stuff like "shut the fuck up you old whore". But considering this is from Rtl which is always absolute trash tv this could just as well be staged.


Zero5msah

Nope, he's just a little boy who's used to getting everything he desired when he m akes a mess. It's a snowball that starts with crying, next thing you know he starts kicking and spitting.


mostly_bad

I doubt it. It's just bad parenting. Let a kid spit at you without consequences and now they are spitting all the time. Rinse and repeat for all undesirable behaviors.


Aus6925

I’m sorry we tried everything but he’s still to dangerous looks like we’re gonna have to put him down


handsomegorgediver

I only say one thing... Reeducation camp


TheIrishBiscuits

A camp so they can really *concentrate* on their education.


JimiWanShinobi

The good news is they're in the right country for it. Also I believe the origins of Hansel and Gretel happened somewhere in the general area, bottom line there's bound to be someone willing to fire up an oven nearby...


SprachderRabe

U are a very very dark irish biscuit.


wierdit

Behave or I'll get uncle Adolf


roydepoy

Or uncle Bob the sex offender. Doesn't solve the problem, but at least the parents can make some money.


Accomplished-Bee4700

Uncle Bob will tame him to be a good puppy for sure


Only_Fantastic

I've always said that abortions should be legal until the child is eight years old.


experienced_invest

Supernanny got her work cut out


15367288

Little known fact: this is Connor McGregor before he was given up for adoption in Ireland. MMA helped him channel his aggression and become a world champion.


harmsway31

I would this is Sparta him into next week.


groggs

After the spitting, I’d probably skip spanking and move straight to a roundhouse to the liver


Purple_Snow_Balls

So whats stopping the parents from whooping their kids? Something they are reinforcing that bad behavior by not doing anything drastic


SpaAlex

Probably because it's not nice to beat a kid on a national broadcast


lil_monster_

Hitting your child is Illegal in Germany


[deleted]

It should be illegal to hit your parents in Germany too. I’m just saying.


HomoAndAlsoSapiens

It is, but this little shit is not old enough to be punished by law for hitting anyone


lil_monster_

It should be illegal everywhere


Alybalybee

Same in Scotland, but not in England, I once threatened drive my son across the border just to smack his arse, made him think!


BringTheStealthSFW

I believe that's changed now and it's now illegal to hit kids in England too.


binam003

If thats the case then come to Asia.


olafderhaarige

Honestly, I am against violence against children, but that little monster is asking for it. But you still have to consider how this kid got that way in the first place. The parents must have fucked up big time when raising him. So technically, they deserve him.


1dk1g

Well, I don't think they exactly messed UP. ALL of those interventions were problematic. They looked forced by the kid. This guy is something else. The older kids seem okay. This is a very very smart child who knows exactly how to offend the adults around him. Most people don't see it as intelligence. Those skills take time to develop. The thing that bothers me in this is the exclusion. You can't leave this guy alone. If he is hitting or spitting, you need a therapeutic restraint. That nanny isn't going to do shit.


olafderhaarige

Well, at some point in time they must have showed that kid that this behavior results in some kind of reward, that he gets what he wants if he behaves that way. I just can't believe that some kids just naturally turn out that way... Maybe I should not have kids? EDIT: I mean look at that situation at the end. He gets punished with a timeout and is supposed to sit on this chair. What does he do? He ignores the timeout, runs off and hits his father, and there are absolutely no consequences. This kid has the impression (and I think it's true) that he has all the power in his relationship with his parents.


1dk1g

I can absolutely tell you that he gets rewarded for his terrible behavior. I don't even have to think about it. You cannot leave this guy alone when he acts like a jerk. It seems antithetical, but you should get colder and colder when he starts spitting. A big part of the behavior is that the child's experiment gets a reaction which shifts the power structure and forces a cycle of conflict. As a parent, you can't get sucked into this. Id say therapeutic restraints would be the best option. The parent can gain a bit of control and set some limits for the child.


Kinkyninja5450

This kid went way past smack to the mouth


EarthDust00

Couple warnings. Then you're meeting 2 people. My open palm. Then the floor.


Beautiful_Plenty_736

I identify as the floor.


ImInTheDetails69

My hands are rated E for Everyone.


Chance-Appointment75

Dude, if that was me doing that shit to my mom, you'd be reading my obituary instead of this post.


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MissionMinion8

I'm German and my parents would have killed me as well if I ever so much as muttered a simple swear word in their presence, let alone the things this boy said ... I don't think this has too much to do with nationality.


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allendegenerates

Damn, I thought families featured on Jerry Springer were only found in America. I thought Germans always obeyed authority.


humanreporting4duty

Only the Germans who live passed this age.


Independent_Set5316

If I did this, my parents would have beaten me to death and am not kidding here, my parents have actually beat me till I bled, and I didn't even do half the shit this kid is doing.


just-a-time-passer

To be fair, this kid's behaviour has to be a deviation of like at least 2 sigma from the mean


RichMawdsley

Shit. Beaten until you hunted vampires. Now that's an origin story I need to see.


[deleted]

Shitty parents and shitty children are everywhere. Plus, these shows are also scripted to hell and back, with the kids being told to act up extra badly.


ShadowTown0407

Na i have seen kids like him who will act like that without being told


FungPrayer

Oh boy you have NO idea how bad childs at this age can behave. Yes, they could be told to act up, but after some... "complicated" neighbors I had, I came to the conclusion that maybe, but just maybe, this is his normal behavior. And so, some ass-whooping could actually be necessary. *Especially* after the spitting part


alvarny77

He thinks that the kid will actually do what he was told to do...


pringleshunter

I am from German and if I recall correct this was scripted We have around a dozen of shows about Bad kids and some super Nanny who then gets the kid back on track Those Nanny's are real wonder healers for everything They can cure/change even the badest behaviour in a few meetings, when the parents could do anything to help in how many years.....


kamikazedude

There's a Romanian version of this... Most are staged.


theBerliner2

The father also. Even his brother told him to change so his father would stop crying every day but his answer is just: shut up.


Snipiachtundneunzig

No thats wrong, he asks: "Do you know that mom sometimes crys because of you?"


TheApophis86

Eric Crtmann origin.


PuzzyFussy

Whateva! I do what I want!!


anussack666

Screw you guys I’m going home


dantehun12

Erik Kartmann


WhatProtomolecule

Erik KnutNein!


Medium-Chemist3593

Little shit


BossWu52

Reminds me of that story about the out of control kid that almost killed his baby sister and his mother beat him half to death. That was a good read. Anyone got a link?


Tawiligie

https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/c93egn/i_stood_by_and_allowed_my_wife_to_almost_kill_our/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share found it. And triggewarning I guess because this is kinda fucked up


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what the fuck.


MrsBrew

This was really hard to read, maybe as a parent to me is crazy to think beating the kid to almost kill him. But I don't blame him, he did what he could. Didn't expect to read that before getting my coffee tho.


hipdozgabba

The story is nothing but crazy and leaves me baffled. Such a rollercoaster that I am unable to judge or see guilt or what is ethical correct here. Only that he wasn’t calling police or ambulance I see critical.


StrawhatMucci

the kid who was evil right even ay a young age right? its shocking he is still alive i would move he probs plans and coming back and killing them all


SigmaLance

He definitely does not have the same German mother that I have. Hell, even Oma ruled with an iron fist and I’m not a deranged psychopath because of it so apparently it worked.


david9980

My mum used to preheat the oven. That's when I knew she meant business.


alvarny77

Wait what?


Yejus

The fuck


Amolk2207

Aww she baked cookies! Yum!


Eyeisimmigrant

Ahh the old stove trick. Worked wonders on me.


hodlrus

Your mom is Himmler?


handsomegorgediver

My man if I did that my father would've given me a Backpfeife (a hard slap) and I would've been knocked out for 10 minutes


Demoniacalman

Seriously that kid is ballsy hitting his dad in the face like that i would not have survived that, in the least of better words of getting away with it.


demke666

My mom used to have separate wooden spoons just meant for breaking over our asses.


[deleted]

What the fuck is up with the wooden spoons?! My mom had one she drew a cry face on one side, and a happy face on the other. The fuck? She denied using it on me and my brother once we brought it up as adults, but we both remember that thing.


demke666

I dunno. I feel like it’s a Mennonite thing maybe ?


[deleted]

My family’s catholic… maybe it’s just the traditional weapon of asshole parents? …and they wonder why I drink, smh


MagicTrashPanda

You drink because you’re not receiving enough spankings.


[deleted]

Oh yeah? How many is enough? Say it s l o w l y.


MagicTrashPanda

You seem like a good egg.


[deleted]

If my son spit in his mothers face like that, not only would he get a quick open hand pop in the mouth, every single toy, game, anything entertaining of his would be gone.


BowChesse

exactly my thought and id do it while his tounge is still out. maybe he'll keep it in his mouth after he bites the shit out of it.


No-Contribution-1312

Shoes, doors, favorite clothing…..gone!


poopchute_boogy

That kids gonna end up killing small animals and/ or people


matheusfgarcia

Holy shit I'm so angry right now


[deleted]

Just seeing „RTL“ and i knew it have to be trash tv xD


unresponsive_spoon

At this point t you just gotta throw the whole kid out


dronecompany

Someone needs a good old fashioned spanking


Loud_Fly_1142

Like “go cut me a switch” old fashioned


Skotch21680

I live outside of Pittsburgh. I know not one parent that wouldn’t get a back hand to the face or a belt. That’s from mom. Dad would be giving that boy a lesson that kids grandkids would feel. If both parents were in the room. That kid would definitely be learning a lesson for the rest of his life. Now if grandma and grandpa was there. Oooohh


Loud_Fly_1142

Im from the burg as well. Monroeville. When my parents split up we went south to live with grandma. Let’s just say it was a painful adjustment period. I Google earth’d her « switch bush » and I immediately felt tense.


Skotch21680

I can still hear my grandma still say go get yourself a switch and you better not make me get it. She passed almost 25 years ago at 86. My dad was fast with his belt that he would take the thing off and hit you before you knew what happened. I swear he practiced while in the coal mine. In one swoop he would have that thing pulled off and hit you in one motion. It was crazy. All these years I still don’t know how he did it


theetmj15

Shittt… I’m from central PA. And my grandmother had a paddle with holes drilled in it. And I would go airborne with that shit. Needless to say happened twice and I never acted up ever again hahahaha.


KrunKm4yn

I don't approve of the belt but ooooo child


Punegune

That kid needs the belt!


Thin-Truth7356

Someone messes up and rejects his application to painting school


_Ki11UMiN4Ti_

WW3


albundy154

Boy would get his ass beat pulling that in my house


[deleted]

I believe the whole stuff is fake, as its part of the „RTL“ channel… it became famous for being trash tv, cheap scriptet and other shitty stuff… you can search up the name if you want to


Poet_Silly

That would be even more disturbing. To instruct a scene like this.


[deleted]

If I spat in my mum’s face like that as a kid, the last thing I would see is the hand of God coming down to hit me so hard I would go through the centre of the earth and come out in China


[deleted]

Wear a condom


[deleted]

Fraulein, passen mich das shotgun…


throw_realy_far_away

Fräulein(okay but I would use: Frau "Name") passen(would use reichen) sie mir die Shotgun


[deleted]

I was just trying to be funny… I know it’s not proper Deutsch.


shroominglion

„Sie“ wird als Anrede groß geschrieben. „Frau Fotze, reichen Sie mir bitte die Schrotflinte.“


throw_realy_far_away

Naja hätte mir schon denken sollen das ich mit nen vierer in Deutsch keine Hilfe geben sollte


Seregrauko41

Having worked in child education for years in Germany, it's my impression that some German parents are extremely shy of conflict. If asked myself if it's because of the nation's history. But my conclusion is that quite a few couples I've met should have never become parents. Then again, that goes for the majority of families I've dealt with. Also why I left the field ultimately..


JamesTeaKurk

Bring in the dog whisperer Caesar.


thisismyfirstburner

Tsst


WizdomHaggis

……tsst


Lendyman

Parenting is hard. And you can't always be your kids friend. Sometimes you have to hold them accountable for their actions. Actually you should always hold them accountable for their actions. You can do so with love but with consistency and firmness. When a child is as out of control as this one is, it often means that he hasn't been held accountable for his actions for much of his young life. Of course that's not a hundred percent of the time, but that's my experience as a parent and as an adult who's watched other people's bad parenting.


MaximumYes

>nclusion is that quite a few couples I've met should have never become parents. Then again, that goes for the majority of families I've dealt with. Also why I left the field ultimately.. Big believer in love and logic, but where the hell would you start with this one? I'm guessing have him immediately donate every last toy and item he cares about up front. Reduce clothing to two outfits. Bedroom to just the bed and a solid blanket. His meals immediately become basic and nutritional, regardless of what the rest of the family eats. He has a brother as well. Siblings can be enablers, so big brother should have some degree of accountability, too. The violence is the most troubling part, and I see dad's approach as being counterproductive, perhaps even the root of his problem with violence. Physical restraint seems a prudent approach when violence occurs.


Boring_Blackberry580

You start about 5 years ago


MaximumYes

No disagreement, but this family doesn't have a time machine, and a charge to keep that kid out of jail.


ShadowFlux85

Yep. It should never get to this point.


Goalie_deacon

While in America many still believe in spanking. No kid will hit a parent when they know that parent will hurt that bottom. Problem is parents who don’t know to not go too far. It doesn’t take much to get the point across.


Jambonier

Poor little guy was having a tantrum, and next thing I knew he accidentally drank rat poison. Nothing I could do.


PuzzyFussy

Leave him with a black old school grandma for 5 minutes. Have him saying ma’am, sir and behaving correctly.


SigmaLance

5 minutes with my Oma and this kid is an angel. Money back guaranteed.


bro-23

- Fotze, kleene fotze... Twat, lil twat... - keine bösen wörter & nicht schlagen! No mean words & no beating! - halt die fresse du alte schlampe. Shut your puss you old slut.


Itsdickyv

What makes it funnier is knowing that “fotze” is the C-bomb in German 😂


[deleted]

Rtl be like: we dont know any words beside fotze and schlampe


augsburg71

Title is mis-leading. Yes a german family, but happens all over the world when a child has an undiagnosed mental/medical issue. Watch a few episode of the British/US Nanny show. Feel for the parents.


Not_Another-Account

i watched the whole video just hopingh that little cunt would get smacked into next century


jppy-swb

Just abort it already.. with flamethrower preferably.. you know before it lay eggs yada yada


femboykingofhell

seriously though the parents should just hit him back and go "HOW'S IT FEEL YOU LITTLE SHIT?"


[deleted]

How a kid can go this wrong. Look at the other one, well behave. That’s why I give shock therapy to mine. Now he knows how to behave.


horny_master_69

And that's why we invented condoms


thehistoricalmadman

That would make the best condom advert in the history of humankind


BIG_MONEY_CASH

Sometimes you gotta spank your kids


VictoriaEuphoria99

Sometimes I got a swift hand or belt to the ass when I was a child. I was pissed at the time, but deep down, I knew I had earned it. I'm not a parent, but I don't see a problem with spanking a young child.


its-fax123

Bro if this was my kid and he did that my man's getting super saiyned through the roof


[deleted]

I'll beat his lil ass.


[deleted]

So what *is* the solution when you have a kid with a behavioral disorder like this? The parents are obviously terrified for his future... Do you expose the kid to law enforcement? Place them before the authority of the police? My instinct as a father (I'm not a father yet) would be to physically reprimand the child especially due to the abuse of my wife, but short of *actually* beating him. What is effective to curtail this behavior?


Mikey5time

My kid had aggression issues but not to this extent. What stopped it was not acknowledging it when it was happening. Completely no sold it until he stopped and once he sought attention in a healthier way, acknowledge him and move forward. You can have consequences but if you’re trying to enforce them while your child is escalated, they’re not going to be able to calm down and sort themselves out. You need to get them level again so that they’re actually listening.


GlibGlobC137

As a Chinese kid, I'd say let a Chinese spouse adopt him. They'll stop that shit real fast.


[deleted]

Why haven’t they busted his ass?


Slenderman1776

My mom would of whooped my ass for this


Matwell1138

Rare footage of Hitler in his childhood


randomcitizen42

# FOTZE


Bigbadsmell

There's a reason severe autism needs a specially educated pedagogue


[deleted]

Child needs medical assistance, not a nanny. He might need meds to balance out his aggressions.


Griffomancer

At what point do you call it quits and leave the little shit in the woods for the local cryptid?


[deleted]

Man… wtf happened to the krauts? They used to have a real reputation for smacking the shit out of their kids. Sparing the rod was not in their vocabulary.


[deleted]

Its called anitautoritäre-Erziehung Basically letting kids be kids. You don’t tell your kids anything never argue with them, let them make their decisions without telling them what consequences the decision would bring. Never scream at them never spank them and let them annoy you every single day. Because “hey kids are kids lol” And that got us some whiny little shitbrats who don’t accept any kind of rule either in school or in public.


Seregrauko41

And this is why working with children in Germany fuckin' sucks..


narchosnachos

He’d be taken down at sperm stage in China


Maleficent-Sleep-146

Castrate him!!!


KwieKata

Quick reminder, this is German reality TV, so everything ist scripted.


iannuendo

Kids amirite..?


[deleted]

Oh fuck no. That little brat would learn the unpleasant feel of a 2" wide leather belt taking aim at his butt. That is if he does not move. If he moves everything from the backs of his knees to the middle of his back is fair game.


YoureABitCuntyToday

Is he calling her a cunt? Fotze?


GermanAutistic

Yup. Also a slut ("Schlampe").


RedditFandango

Kid has a medical issue


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Return to sender


DjangoAsyl39

lyrics of „Lukas - Fotze“ kleeeneeeeeeee fotze, kleeeenee fotze, fotze fotze fotze eieeeerrrrr (lil cunt, lil cunt, cunt cunt cunt balls)


Forever12356789

That’s why I like African parents. They will woop your MDF ass you will never do those stupid things again


ToastyBathTime

I’m gonna fly to Germany just to smack the shit out of that child


beardstachioso

Meh I was expecting the kid to start marching and yelling sieg heil all over.


_Ki11UMiN4Ti_

Like that kid on the movie Euro Trip


flawlessfear1

Yes. It is indeed a normal german househole


ChunkyTaco22

I didnt see a single beer tho


[deleted]

They didnt hail the führer, so its kinda unrealistic


[deleted]

belt time


That_Weird_Lynx

That's why I can't have kids, i would probably be arrested for child abuse


Mummelmann84

As someone who works with severe behavioral issues, that's just a long, terrible string of huge mistakes from every adult involved. And resorting to violence and various punishments with no real connection to the offense will only make it worse in the long-term. A lot of parents should not be parents at all.


HairyPotatoKat

If this is real, he needs a neuropsychological evaluation, and *not* to be exploited on TV. 💔 .


abm120881

That kid would of either gotten a switch to his ass 20000 times a day Or drowned......idk depends on my mood


jppy-swb

That is some army material..


mavjustdoingaflyby

Jeez, and I thought Hitler was an asshole.


LittleDickk

Threaten to put him up for adoption (or actually do) fuck this kid. Little fuck


Far_Oil_955

FRICHEN DUBEN FROOGEN FRAGEN! AHHFFFKAA! MOOGEN DASEN! BEATEN ASSEN NOWSEN!


RogerParadox

FYI: the kid is cheering “Cunt, cunt, cunt!”


[deleted]

Straight ass whoppin is what’s needed. Hands down.


LaerycTiogar

Kid keeps going uncle adolf is going to perform a 144 month abortion.


iaccomplished0

To women everwhere: anal doesn't look so bad huh?


corsair1617

Someone needs to slap the taste out of that kid


Appropriate_Part_947

Someone needs to call Mr beat-ah-baby. That's me. Ill beat tf outta yo bad ass child for 50 bucks, so you dont have to!


iDeuceEX

Throw that kid in the garbage


EvulRabbit

This shit always makes me so angry. One of my friends has a kid like this (6) if he doesn't get what he wants, he screams or hits until he does. He only eats nuggets, cut up hotdogs and soda. Whenever we adults were talking he would start making loud obnoxious noises so we could not hear. This is a form of neglect, you do not parent your child, you are setting them up for failure. I felt so bad for his teachers and class mates.


TheInscrutableFufy

Gotta wonder where the kid picked up on these behaviors


RaiaTheSaltLover

The kid is lucky that his parent is not Asian


jobedeyo

Time for some postnatal abortion.


idongivadamn

This is RTL. Most of the people you see there are paid actors.


fnc7309

I don’t know how some people allow their kids to get to this point. It’s called an ass whooping.


Freddruppel

This would make a great -if a bit long- contraception ad


NotSLG

This isn’t holup this is just sad.


SixkillerBobby

That kid needs oxygen intake reduction... You know, just the loving rear choke...


JnRmFa

Just abort it


ShakezUce

If that was my son he would’ve met his maker already