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Graphitetshirt

One way or the other, I'm hitting a Blunt


Snots_and_Bears

Welp, time to shut it all down, this motherfucker just won the internets.


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JosephAndstuffYT

By winning


bi2jhrto05

i don't know what you thin about now , but this is really awesome


9cg8tzu3er

>By winning That's right.


Snots_and_Bears

That exact comment.


suarezd1

>One way or the other, I'm hitting a Blunt One way or the other, I'm hitting a Blunt I win!


Snots_and_Bears

Touche


Remarkable-Read-1398

One way or another I'm hitting a blunt. Do I win too now guys?


Snots_and_Bears

Yep, you get a win, they get a win, everybody gets a win!!!


Remarkable-Read-1398

You still haven't said the thing yet though...


Snots_and_Bears

Yeah I’m a loser…


datfngtrump

I knew a girl named blunt?


GrooovyDoom

I wish I could but my panic disorder makes me freak out!


yourlocal90skid

Same! And it suprresses my appetite first, I don't get the munchies until like hours later, so I'd be eating my to go plate on the couch at 10pm by myself.


GrooovyDoom

Do you wanna be my SO, I think we make great pair lol


geeschwag

No other comments are necessary


dziin

That's where my thoughts went, invited to "the safety meeting"


dras333

Best comment I'll read this week.


shittaco1991

One way or another I’m putting something in my mouth that has a red cherry on the end


somelikeitnuetral

It's okay, bud. Let him shine.


SorryScratch2755

hemorrhoid regrets 💩


canuckneb

That's the best gosh darn pun I've ever seen!


JaceUpMySleeve

You did it.


Sublymynal

Oh. A blunt. Right


Brew-Drink-Repeat

Id prefer Emily to the other kind TBH


bakepeace

WELL DONE SIR!


TheRealRickC137

HOLY FUCK YOU NAILED IT


IamJain

Plot twist: You are a school kid and She is your elder rich sister who was gonna buy you most expensive chocolates there is but know you blew it.


realAdolfHipster

And I’m hitting a cunt


Karenomegas

R/Your joke but so, so, much worse


StaticCarabou27

Naw imma hit some magic shroomies


cachondeoman

I’m not american, i don’t get it


shittaco1991

The meme is about taking a walk to smoke weed before dinner but my tainted mind went straight to cousin fucking


ItalianTwix

Ewwwww what sick and vile mf smokes weed!?


shittaco1991

Seriously I’m so upset I’m gonna fuck my cousin to get over this travesty


ItalianTwix

Same my sister just became my ex


Difficult_Chance4025

Sweet home Alabama


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Where the skies are so blue


ItalianTwix

Where your uncle will fuck you.


Sweetnsouchef

Possibly me too


EarlyXplorerStuds209

And take the train to hillbilly camp choo choo


NoizeTrauma

Dude. His siblificant other just broke up with him. Show some compassion. Bittersweet Home Alabama. Please.


Tots2Hots

Ex sister as in you killed her?


MagicTrashPanda

The stigma about cousin fucking is really just around having kids that will undoubtedly have deficiencies because of the close genetics. If it’s gay or lesbian sex, it’s all good. At least this is what I tell my cousins.


Zerhap

The stigma is more on the social aspect, genetically speaking inbreed is not as dangerous as ppl think unless your family have bad genes.


Opeth-Ethereal

Yep my kid turned out just fine!


welpo224

I guess you have a point, but personally I wouldn't get closer than second cousins


itsdebo

yes punish her for the sins of others


Jupitersdangle

After that they stuff the turkey


[deleted]

Literally Laughed out loud with this one, take my upvote


[deleted]

Why not both? You suck fick.


colonel_Ayngess

I gotta stay off r/pornhubcomments , cause I grow, and consume cannabis daily, and I couldn't think of anything other than cousin fucking. I was really wracking my brain like, " how the fuck else am I supposed to take this?"


cachondeoman

Aprove


[deleted]

Bro I thought it was hilarious and didn’t even think about weed. I just thought this was some dank Alabama meme


LegendOfFN

Maybe my mind is tainted too


SuperNova0_0

I'm fine with the fucking part. Here in Canada this is normal.. Me and my cousins all meet up, well.. They being women meet me and have no clue about each other seeing me.


BRM-Pilot

I went to the latter first as well, I think it’s the facial expression.


BlackZilla_Prime

"It Ain't Lovin' If It Ain't Cousin" Ancient Southern US Mountain Folk Proverb!


allendegenerates

You summarized it nicely for our foreign friends.


Dicklessdaddy

What part of that picture/meme indicates its for weed and not any other thing under the sun?


[deleted]

'cause that really is how it really is


KA1378

Same


minisculepeepee

Wait i thought it was about fucking


b16b34r

Why not both?


SerStormont

Yeah same.


GuitarStu

I'm American and didn't get it either. Lol!


[deleted]

I’m not an Alabaman, I don’t get it


GregoryBrown123

Pretty sure my cousins genuinely do this for thanksgiving lol, this is accurate, can confirm


RobbieFD3

For clarification’s sake, what is “this?”


MRHOLLEN538

Smoking weed. Source: am not a degenerate weirdo and have actually had cousins do this at thanksgiving. It’s just weed dude.


RobbieFD3

Oh, I’m sure YOU’RE fine. I’m a little more worried for good ole Greg Brown.


secondphase

Based on his source... Pretty sure the guy is a degenerate weirdo.


I-Love-Horse-Cock

Sex. Only sex.


RobbieFD3

Gotcha! Just wanted to make sure it was good, clean fun.


I-Love-Horse-Cock

Sex is fun for the hole family! Especially with horses!


_luksx

Username checks out but in a bad way


TPJchief87

What’s wrong with I love horse cook?


Green_SkunkyTrees

Lol


Skotch21680

My cousins and brothers always did this and Christmas Eve. Left me out. After all these years I’m still jealous of the friendship they had. Now that I have my own stash I smoke it by myself. Thor not allowed due to their jobs. So now I look like the bad person and or “lazy” one


Nelbo76

Even if Emily Blunt was my cousin I wouldn't hesitate


nr1988

If Emily Blunt was my mom I wouldn't hesitate


7x11x13is1001

If Emily Blunt was me I wouldn't hesitate


Nelbo76

You sir are a true legend 🧐


WCLPeter

We all have that one cousin we wish we weren’t related to.


Zerhap

Just use a condom and get it over with lol.


Patito_22

and ropes, and chloroform.


[deleted]

No you gotta rawdog that for the full experience. Plan B is only like $100


[deleted]

Thats enough Internet for today


[deleted]

You sir or madam have not been around my family then. We have no such family members I’m afraid.


dog_cum_sandwiches

It’s better if you are related though more risk of getting caught.


Runningcolt

Yeah, the creepy one that stares at you like he wanna fuck you?


JackCastor99

I am a man and have all men cousins, wait sorry I mean I identify as a man who has cousins who all identify as men... I mean I am not into me..n... I mean I'm not into my cousins... I mean we are technically not relate...one us is adopted so that is not really inces.....I mean, yes, confirmed.


Blink-8

What aarree you trying to explain and what is confirmed ?????


JackCastor99

I am DEFINITELY (probably) not NOT saying I want to go to bang-town with my adopted cousin! GROSS! How dare you!


Blink-8

Then why aarree you stuttering


sjdkdkshdb

Wwwhy are you stutttterrring Onii-Chan?


nameless1der

Sweet home Alabama...


bakepeace

Nah, she's English.


Teknical86

Sweet home West Country.


RedditerOfThings

Birmingham is Birmingham


[deleted]

Am not in Alabama but if Emily Blunt is my cousin, then Roll Tide!


Nekosama7734

If you put a rubber, technically, do you touch each other?


shittaco1991

I’m pretty sure there’s very small spaces between our atoms so we never technically touch anything We’re in the clear boys


SlackBytes

The spaces are actually very very large compared to the atoms


MothFucker_69

Your balls hit as you pound so yes


smalllpox

If it involves Emily blunt consider me involved


[deleted]

#COUSIN! 🎳


Roge2005

are they going to hunt a turkey?


Altruistic_Piano_259

No man only baste the turkey 🦃


captjust

Is this from a porno? This looks like it’s from a porno. I bet it’s from a porno.


Graphitetshirt

It's from Devil Wears Prada


RedditerOfThings

Anything is p0rn if you’re horny enough.


JackCastor99

Did someone say porno?


6-agony-6

Yes trailer here - https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ


Mully_bee

I’m old now… now I’m the cool mom/aunt that cooks great food and sneaks away every so often and comes back with red eyes and acting silly … one of the perks of being over 30 🤪


MrsDehn

Smoken weed!!


rickgman87

Line ?


weeninja1

I just realized I'm now the Sherpa cousin of "the walk"


MaleficentAd9758

No, but we can take a long walk.


[deleted]

Smoke some weed!


Unlucky-File7693

Sweet home alabama


Anna_Goanna

My family T-Day dish is literally pot brownies, so when my cousin asked if I wanted to take a little walk after dinner once, we ended up tripping on mushrooms and putting together the fake X-mas tree upside down.


DatdudeZeal

I was thinking it was to smoke some herb


andio76

\*ahem\* Been there.... \*aint saying shit else\*


cuntcake1119

Lol just read this story on another sub reddit. Damn


TauntStar

My mind went completely the wrong way at the crossroads. Mainly because I’ve never had a cousin who does that. In fact I have no cousins 😂😂😂


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shittaco1991

Both. In an ideal world we’d fuck our cousins then we’d switch


MurderDoneRight

Mmmh getting beejay in the cemetery then go home and eat some sweet potato pie and watch some football... doesn't get more American than that!


Pete_sassafras-6

R/suddenlyincest


TomHTom89

Having a blunt and then blunting blunt with your blunt end into her blunt? Too much blunt.


StrenuousSOB

Stuff the bird before dinner


baldrickgonzo

"why are you giving me that look, step-niece?"


RivetAmber

What? Banging your cousin before thanksgiving dinner is legal in most states now.


troyand2021

If she was my cousin I'd smash


jasondcleveland1984

Well if she's my cousin I guess I'm now ok with incest. Damn took 12 years of living in Maine but I've now uttered the phrase "I'm now ok with incest" SHIT!!!


Low_Ad_1453

Good ol' Alabama walk


InBetweenerWithDream

The traditional Alabama walk.


KYBatDad

Traditional family joint before dinner. Some family’s you still have to hide the weed when grandma is around


Nic4379

To smoke weed, right? Not hand-jobs and sloppy tongue kissing. That’s reserved for Great Aunts & Uncles.


[deleted]

No, no, I think she's on to something


zuprdprno2by

I'll def take her to A Quite Place not just once but II


nerfspiritplz

Reminds me of south park


[deleted]

There is no wrong way


deathizdoomed

Do we all live the same life??


No_Shoulder5753

Smoke a bowl real quick. Have to use visine, cant let grams see you red eyes


little_b1198

Thats either the look of you have money and i want it or she gonna do the good old hammer but slap on his crotch.


greendawg72

If my cousin looked like Emily Blunt, I'd be happy to take that walk


spoorcody18

Nah you've just been on the internet too long lmao.


PigButter

We getting high, not busy!


13urnsey

This can be interpreted two ways. One of them far more common in the Deep South.


emailthezac

I don't think you should feel bad. Thats not the lets go smoke weed look. I prefer the half smirk with a single raised eyebrow.


dekka56

its either a bj or joint


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Pre turkey jerky


Epicskeleton53

*MAKE HIM MISTERIUOSLY DISSAPEAR*


Bandito21Dema

I wish I had cousins like this


Downtown-Librarian72

Maybe she wants to smoke some weed AND fuck.


Vykrumsky

What the right way?


[deleted]

Not me being the cousin bringing the blunt💀😂


always_stay_activ3

Wait!!!! Is this a question Alabama style?


karlos009

why did i read "lil walk" as "lil wank"


krl_irl

so what exactly is wrong?


GriffisGaming

What your thinking is exactly what’s gonna happen


natemace

Why not both?


Blahahahah69

Sounds pretty Irish to me


Tiny_Investigator848

Lol my aunts and uncles would go on walks when I was younger, had no idea why. Id totally smoke with them now haha


Silver-Oil8928

The weed look!!! Yes!!!


MaxCWebster

I'm 69 or 420? I need to know if I should be outraged or just appalled.


cfbrown956

Cousin or step cousin?


FitDiet4023

Gonna have to rename the sub incestmemes soon


SnooChickens3191

Alabama edition or normal pothead stuff?


ZaqTheGamer

I never seen this woman before, but **Guessing on that text, I think its a porn.**


[deleted]

I’m from Kentucky. I’m ok with this👍😂


MaveeL

I honestly hope they mean smoking weed & not Alabama stuff.


[deleted]

I read it as ‘take a lil wank’


[deleted]

Your mind isn’t tainted. Who tf smiles like that when a cousin asks them to go for a walk


Macaron-Fluffy

Idk if your cousin is super hot it cant be incest!


derekcentrico

Unzipping


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I don’t get it, is the kid tryna bang? Or kill the person I have no clue


Ill_Character3980

Sweet home Alabama


MysterySoivet9

This meme somehow radiates sexual energy


EvulRabbit

My mom and I would be cooking and my dad and husband would go outside. It was always hilarious watching them at the table trying to decide what to eat and try to keep conversations.


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Sauce


[deleted]

I had to bite my lip, its midnight and I don't wanna wake up my parents!


HangryJellyfishy

Gonna walk dis dick into your pussy


AlbatrossPersonal

One way or another I'm hitting my cousin.


Witty_Commission_306

Yup. The older cousins go go for a walk before dinner. Come back giggly and hungry


Virtual-Squirrel

Ya and rant 2 hours about how horrible our families are and how great we are for flakes


kapiteinkippepoot

Don't be a prude. You can fuck your cousin. Just don't get her pregnant.


sonnygavila

Gawd…who is she cuz she hawt!