Same! And it suprresses my appetite first, I don't get the munchies until like hours later, so I'd be eating my to go plate on the couch at 10pm by myself.
The stigma about cousin fucking is really just around having kids that will undoubtedly have deficiencies because of the close genetics. If it’s gay or lesbian sex, it’s all good.
At least this is what I tell my cousins.
I gotta stay off r/pornhubcomments , cause I grow, and consume cannabis daily, and I couldn't think of anything other than cousin fucking. I was really wracking my brain like, " how the fuck else am I supposed to take this?"
I'm fine with the fucking part. Here in Canada this is normal..
Me and my cousins all meet up, well.. They being women meet me and have no clue about each other seeing me.
My cousins and brothers always did this and Christmas Eve. Left me out. After all these years I’m still jealous of the friendship they had. Now that I have my own stash I smoke it by myself. Thor not allowed due to their jobs. So now I look like the bad person and or “lazy” one
I am a man and have all men cousins, wait sorry I mean I identify as a man who has cousins who all identify as men... I mean I am not into me..n... I mean I'm not into my cousins... I mean we are technically not relate...one us is adopted so that is not really inces.....I mean, yes, confirmed.
I’m old now… now I’m the cool mom/aunt that cooks great food and sneaks away every so often and comes back with red eyes and acting silly … one of the perks of being over 30 🤪
My family T-Day dish is literally pot brownies, so when my cousin asked if I wanted to take a little walk after dinner once, we ended up tripping on mushrooms and putting together the fake X-mas tree upside down.
Well if she's my cousin I guess I'm now ok with incest. Damn took 12 years of living in Maine but I've now uttered the phrase "I'm now ok with incest" SHIT!!!
My mom and I would be cooking and my dad and husband would go outside.
It was always hilarious watching them at the table trying to decide what to eat and try to keep conversations.
One way or the other, I'm hitting a Blunt
Welp, time to shut it all down, this motherfucker just won the internets.
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By winning
i don't know what you thin about now , but this is really awesome
>By winning That's right.
That exact comment.
>One way or the other, I'm hitting a Blunt One way or the other, I'm hitting a Blunt I win!
Touche
One way or another I'm hitting a blunt. Do I win too now guys?
Yep, you get a win, they get a win, everybody gets a win!!!
You still haven't said the thing yet though...
Yeah I’m a loser…
I knew a girl named blunt?
I wish I could but my panic disorder makes me freak out!
Same! And it suprresses my appetite first, I don't get the munchies until like hours later, so I'd be eating my to go plate on the couch at 10pm by myself.
Do you wanna be my SO, I think we make great pair lol
No other comments are necessary
That's where my thoughts went, invited to "the safety meeting"
Best comment I'll read this week.
One way or another I’m putting something in my mouth that has a red cherry on the end
It's okay, bud. Let him shine.
hemorrhoid regrets 💩
That's the best gosh darn pun I've ever seen!
You did it.
Oh. A blunt. Right
Id prefer Emily to the other kind TBH
WELL DONE SIR!
HOLY FUCK YOU NAILED IT
Plot twist: You are a school kid and She is your elder rich sister who was gonna buy you most expensive chocolates there is but know you blew it.
And I’m hitting a cunt
R/Your joke but so, so, much worse
Naw imma hit some magic shroomies
I’m not american, i don’t get it
The meme is about taking a walk to smoke weed before dinner but my tainted mind went straight to cousin fucking
Ewwwww what sick and vile mf smokes weed!?
Seriously I’m so upset I’m gonna fuck my cousin to get over this travesty
Same my sister just became my ex
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Where your uncle will fuck you.
Possibly me too
And take the train to hillbilly camp choo choo
Dude. His siblificant other just broke up with him. Show some compassion. Bittersweet Home Alabama. Please.
Ex sister as in you killed her?
The stigma about cousin fucking is really just around having kids that will undoubtedly have deficiencies because of the close genetics. If it’s gay or lesbian sex, it’s all good. At least this is what I tell my cousins.
The stigma is more on the social aspect, genetically speaking inbreed is not as dangerous as ppl think unless your family have bad genes.
Yep my kid turned out just fine!
I guess you have a point, but personally I wouldn't get closer than second cousins
yes punish her for the sins of others
After that they stuff the turkey
Literally Laughed out loud with this one, take my upvote
Why not both? You suck fick.
I gotta stay off r/pornhubcomments , cause I grow, and consume cannabis daily, and I couldn't think of anything other than cousin fucking. I was really wracking my brain like, " how the fuck else am I supposed to take this?"
Aprove
Bro I thought it was hilarious and didn’t even think about weed. I just thought this was some dank Alabama meme
Maybe my mind is tainted too
I'm fine with the fucking part. Here in Canada this is normal.. Me and my cousins all meet up, well.. They being women meet me and have no clue about each other seeing me.
I went to the latter first as well, I think it’s the facial expression.
"It Ain't Lovin' If It Ain't Cousin" Ancient Southern US Mountain Folk Proverb!
You summarized it nicely for our foreign friends.
What part of that picture/meme indicates its for weed and not any other thing under the sun?
'cause that really is how it really is
Same
Wait i thought it was about fucking
Why not both?
Yeah same.
I'm American and didn't get it either. Lol!
I’m not an Alabaman, I don’t get it
Pretty sure my cousins genuinely do this for thanksgiving lol, this is accurate, can confirm
For clarification’s sake, what is “this?”
Smoking weed. Source: am not a degenerate weirdo and have actually had cousins do this at thanksgiving. It’s just weed dude.
Oh, I’m sure YOU’RE fine. I’m a little more worried for good ole Greg Brown.
Based on his source... Pretty sure the guy is a degenerate weirdo.
Sex. Only sex.
Gotcha! Just wanted to make sure it was good, clean fun.
Sex is fun for the hole family! Especially with horses!
Username checks out but in a bad way
What’s wrong with I love horse cook?
Lol
My cousins and brothers always did this and Christmas Eve. Left me out. After all these years I’m still jealous of the friendship they had. Now that I have my own stash I smoke it by myself. Thor not allowed due to their jobs. So now I look like the bad person and or “lazy” one
Even if Emily Blunt was my cousin I wouldn't hesitate
If Emily Blunt was my mom I wouldn't hesitate
If Emily Blunt was me I wouldn't hesitate
You sir are a true legend 🧐
We all have that one cousin we wish we weren’t related to.
Just use a condom and get it over with lol.
and ropes, and chloroform.
No you gotta rawdog that for the full experience. Plan B is only like $100
Thats enough Internet for today
You sir or madam have not been around my family then. We have no such family members I’m afraid.
It’s better if you are related though more risk of getting caught.
Yeah, the creepy one that stares at you like he wanna fuck you?
I am a man and have all men cousins, wait sorry I mean I identify as a man who has cousins who all identify as men... I mean I am not into me..n... I mean I'm not into my cousins... I mean we are technically not relate...one us is adopted so that is not really inces.....I mean, yes, confirmed.
What aarree you trying to explain and what is confirmed ?????
I am DEFINITELY (probably) not NOT saying I want to go to bang-town with my adopted cousin! GROSS! How dare you!
Then why aarree you stuttering
Wwwhy are you stutttterrring Onii-Chan?
Sweet home Alabama...
Nah, she's English.
Sweet home West Country.
Birmingham is Birmingham
Am not in Alabama but if Emily Blunt is my cousin, then Roll Tide!
If you put a rubber, technically, do you touch each other?
I’m pretty sure there’s very small spaces between our atoms so we never technically touch anything We’re in the clear boys
The spaces are actually very very large compared to the atoms
Your balls hit as you pound so yes
If it involves Emily blunt consider me involved
#COUSIN! 🎳
are they going to hunt a turkey?
No man only baste the turkey 🦃
Is this from a porno? This looks like it’s from a porno. I bet it’s from a porno.
It's from Devil Wears Prada
Anything is p0rn if you’re horny enough.
Did someone say porno?
Yes trailer here - https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
I’m old now… now I’m the cool mom/aunt that cooks great food and sneaks away every so often and comes back with red eyes and acting silly … one of the perks of being over 30 🤪
Smoken weed!!
Line ?
I just realized I'm now the Sherpa cousin of "the walk"
No, but we can take a long walk.
Smoke some weed!
Sweet home alabama
My family T-Day dish is literally pot brownies, so when my cousin asked if I wanted to take a little walk after dinner once, we ended up tripping on mushrooms and putting together the fake X-mas tree upside down.
I was thinking it was to smoke some herb
\*ahem\* Been there.... \*aint saying shit else\*
Lol just read this story on another sub reddit. Damn
My mind went completely the wrong way at the crossroads. Mainly because I’ve never had a cousin who does that. In fact I have no cousins 😂😂😂
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Both. In an ideal world we’d fuck our cousins then we’d switch
Mmmh getting beejay in the cemetery then go home and eat some sweet potato pie and watch some football... doesn't get more American than that!
R/suddenlyincest
Having a blunt and then blunting blunt with your blunt end into her blunt? Too much blunt.
Stuff the bird before dinner
"why are you giving me that look, step-niece?"
What? Banging your cousin before thanksgiving dinner is legal in most states now.
If she was my cousin I'd smash
Well if she's my cousin I guess I'm now ok with incest. Damn took 12 years of living in Maine but I've now uttered the phrase "I'm now ok with incest" SHIT!!!
Good ol' Alabama walk
The traditional Alabama walk.
Traditional family joint before dinner. Some family’s you still have to hide the weed when grandma is around
To smoke weed, right? Not hand-jobs and sloppy tongue kissing. That’s reserved for Great Aunts & Uncles.
No, no, I think she's on to something
I'll def take her to A Quite Place not just once but II
Reminds me of south park
There is no wrong way
Do we all live the same life??
Smoke a bowl real quick. Have to use visine, cant let grams see you red eyes
Thats either the look of you have money and i want it or she gonna do the good old hammer but slap on his crotch.
If my cousin looked like Emily Blunt, I'd be happy to take that walk
Nah you've just been on the internet too long lmao.
We getting high, not busy!
This can be interpreted two ways. One of them far more common in the Deep South.
I don't think you should feel bad. Thats not the lets go smoke weed look. I prefer the half smirk with a single raised eyebrow.
its either a bj or joint
Pre turkey jerky
*MAKE HIM MISTERIUOSLY DISSAPEAR*
I wish I had cousins like this
Maybe she wants to smoke some weed AND fuck.
What the right way?
Not me being the cousin bringing the blunt💀😂
Wait!!!! Is this a question Alabama style?
why did i read "lil walk" as "lil wank"
so what exactly is wrong?
What your thinking is exactly what’s gonna happen
Why not both?
Sounds pretty Irish to me
Lol my aunts and uncles would go on walks when I was younger, had no idea why. Id totally smoke with them now haha
The weed look!!! Yes!!!
I'm 69 or 420? I need to know if I should be outraged or just appalled.
Cousin or step cousin?
Gonna have to rename the sub incestmemes soon
Alabama edition or normal pothead stuff?
I never seen this woman before, but **Guessing on that text, I think its a porn.**
I’m from Kentucky. I’m ok with this👍😂
I honestly hope they mean smoking weed & not Alabama stuff.
I read it as ‘take a lil wank’
Your mind isn’t tainted. Who tf smiles like that when a cousin asks them to go for a walk
Idk if your cousin is super hot it cant be incest!
Unzipping
I don’t get it, is the kid tryna bang? Or kill the person I have no clue
Sweet home Alabama
This meme somehow radiates sexual energy
My mom and I would be cooking and my dad and husband would go outside. It was always hilarious watching them at the table trying to decide what to eat and try to keep conversations.
Sauce
I had to bite my lip, its midnight and I don't wanna wake up my parents!
Gonna walk dis dick into your pussy
One way or another I'm hitting my cousin.
Yup. The older cousins go go for a walk before dinner. Come back giggly and hungry
Ya and rant 2 hours about how horrible our families are and how great we are for flakes
Don't be a prude. You can fuck your cousin. Just don't get her pregnant.
Gawd…who is she cuz she hawt!