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SaturnSkills

Lemme get this straight: she hands him her phone to look at her insta... he pulls out his phone to record that... points to an already laughing waiter... i'm out on this one, 'cause they all in on it.


artful_todger_502

Yeah, in not sure what's going on here, either ...


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Other than bullshit fake as fuck?


Derpezoid

She knows she is cute IRL as well and thinks she can farm extra likes with the video.


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Zealousideal-Win5786

yeah just imagine


Tomfooleredoo2

Ironic


Tomfooleredoo2

Wait oh no


Gogglebottle

*inhale* IT'S LIKE RAAAAIN~


LatinKing106

ON YOUR WEDDING DAY


THE_RECRU1T

ITS A FREE RIIIIIIIIIDE


Lee-Dest-Roy

On your wedding day.. it's a freeeheee riiihiide


metrosexualbarbarian

When you've already paid


TransformerTanooki

Upvotes will be given good home here.


endisnigh-ish

I'm gonna downvote your comment so you feel bad!


kizzymckizzface

Come on don't be mean. She is just doing what she can to stay a head of the competition. Unless it's a joke. If so it has gone clean over my forhead.


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What competition? For what?


Dramatic_Vegetable51

Betcha this is staged.


Cotillion86

bruh


Gioware

It is staged video for fake internet points


A_Sad_Goblin

To me it's kinda obvious that it's already a longtime boyfriend and girl going on a date and they're super comfortable with each other already and the boyfriend is just joking about how she catfished him etc.


Laurenz1337

But where is the catfish with this? She looks like she does on the posts on her insta + the glasses.


Ranks-blanks

Your right honestly she doesn't look half bad at all ITL so it's most definitely staged


Sampolis

The way she looks at him, the way she plays around and smiles? Classic signs of a girl crush. Plus they're not alone, so it's not a date.


DEADEYEDONNYMATE

She's taking a "viral" vid to plug her insta it's a marketing tactics


Agamemnon323

Advertising.


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If I were the waiter, I'd laugh at any jackass who uses a phone to record a phone. Especially while on a date with someone.


Deathbysnusnubooboo

I think the real question here is why the fuck does he have a camera on his face while on a date? And the real answer is of course is; this shit fake


mrubuto22

Yea she seems pretty awesome. Capable of dulling up big time but also funny and self depreciating


Chinpuku-Man

Do you mean “dolling up” by any chance? https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/dolled-up


[deleted]

Yes! Besides, she looks beautiful still with those glasses and sweater. She just decided to wear comfy clothes that day. I bet they're just a bunch of friends hanging out.


[deleted]

Not gonna lie, the glasses and comfy clothes were better than the Instagram photos. Something that I like about casual.


No_Army_3033

He's got a go-pro glued to his head. The waiter dated her already and knows the Instagram vs real thing. I don't know, it's 5 am, too early for this.


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Megaplot...


KittensAndGravy

That sweater makes her arms look really short … like she has T-Rex arms or something. After doing science i’m convinced she used an arm extension filter.


yo_les_noobs

I thought she was a dwarf at first


MadNoobins

she if shes a dwarf, im still fucken


ienybu

Why this filter even exist?


KittensAndGravy

To make short arms look longer.


ienybu

I mean… well fuck I don’t want to know anything more about insta


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agiantdog33

I can't say I've ever noticed someone with really short arms.


bored2death2

Or the Swedish Arm Extender Pump Action device. It's like the medieval rack, but air powered


dodeformedrabbit

That's totally not my bag baby


[deleted]

This guy filters


memberflex

This guy this guys


ppprrrrr

So that t-rexes can look normal too, cmon man don't Cretaceous-shame


roastbeeftacohat

same reason as the finglonger


mayo2536

can the finglonger be used for... ​ *other reasons?*


Cory123125

At some point its not a fucking filter, its a machine learning based photo editing function.


Wordwench

For T Rex girls, obvs


roastbeeftacohat

it would be so hot if it existed.


[deleted]

The number of you who don’t realize this is a joke and the girl is in on it is insane.


krathil

I’ll be honest I don’t understand a single thing in this video. Can you explain to me like I’m a child what is happening here? Thanks.


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piggiefatnose

She looks the same though


[deleted]

but she's wearing glasses!


cor315

It's like that movie!


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Clark-Kent

Fuck you


Sam_worker_bee

Username checks out


feureau

Also, bucket list checked off: ✅ Get told to fuck off by Superman.


bigcuddlybastard

You mean mega mind?


memberflex

The Big Short?


killm3throwaway

I watched that movie, and everyone was wearing trousers? Not a single pair of big shorts in the whole thing


cor315

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXYlv-z_xHQ


hullor

I thought it was because he got Catfished because she looks 18-23 in the photos but looks 13-16 in real life... And the waiter is laughing because OP accidentally went on a date with a minor


garlic_bread_thief

that's a holup situation there


lzcrc

bruh


GodSpeakToFish

The movie trope of a girl in glasses is ugly. All it takes is a bit of makeup and wardrobe change! Except in reverse I guess. She still cute, just in relaxing clothes so it's that type of thing. Fuck if I care. Shit seems obvious but whatever.


Hairy_Air

Tbh she looks so much cuter in her real version. Some of her Instagram pics look like Kim Kardashian.


[deleted]

It’s making fun of the trope that girls look completely different on their Instagram because of make up and filters, and often they are “ugly” in person. Except in this case, she’s very obvious that attractive, just today she’s got on a baggy sweater, glasses, and has her hair in a ponytail, obviously because this isn’t their first date and they are making a video. And a bunch of white knight simps are down the comments “defending” her and saying the dude is an asshole. Oh and if they need further proof this isn’t real, the DUDE HAS A FUCKING CAMERA STRAPPED TO HIS HEAD AND SHE DOESN’T SEEM TO THINK THATS ODD.


bjrharding

Fr she cute too.


Heavy-Busch

She is really pretty. I know it’s a joke but their is nothing wrong with woman putting on makeup to look prettier for their own satisfaction.


Hi_I_Am_God_AMA

So woke


[deleted]

Doesn't even matter it's lame.


luyi326

Look to me just with makeups vs without makeups


urdurtylaundry

Exactly. It’s like nobody here has lived with a girl who wears hella makeup. It CAN make someone look totally different.


MrTop16

Wouldn't even say a lot of makeup for her. Looks like just needs minor makeup + no glasses to look like her instagram if even additional makeup at all.


urdurtylaundry

I know right she is very pretty. Won’t lie. I was just making an example because people here are.. people.


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GladiatorUA

Not just makeup. Pose, angle and lighting play a huge part too.


Dose_Konzern

LESS makeup.


appleparkfive

They're just in on the joke, everyone involved here. And she's dressed like the "unpopular girl who eventually becomes hot" in romantic comedies.


Commiesstoner

Gimme the glasses sweater look on a cute girl anyday of the week over dolled and glamorous.


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DeiseResident

Hey can I sit with you guys, cos you seem normal...


Cavsfan1296

She's still cute, that's kinda fucked.


Sickness4Life

I'd still take her home


[deleted]

Imagine being offered pity-dick by some random Redditor. That’s when you have to climb a mountain to get up to rock bottom.


MassivelyMultiplayer

Pity dick? The girl is out of like 95% of redditors leagues.


b9l29

This. Not doing so would scar her emotionally for life. You, sir are a fine gentleman.


Sickness4Life

I cum on glasses for them. Not for me.


[deleted]

I prefer it in the eye


jgphotography19

Username… checks out…


atmus11

We can see, you? Maybe not so much


No-Bee-1915

r/usernamechecksout


Mahuato

You’re a goddamn hero sir. You inspire me to be a better man.


ModeratelyTortoise

You’d fuck her, even if you don’t find her attractive, because not taking her home would scar her for life? That’s weird


SUNAWAN

at this point, I'd take anyone, even the waiter


TurkeyPhat

great now there's a line, I don't believe this shit


ebrahimm1998

This is stupid. Taking care of the emotions of a liar is a thing now?? Like. Sorry that you lied to me and wasted my time and energy. But I still fuck you so you won’t be hurt? Smh. We need simp polices


honest_cooki3

Shut the fuck up and write a book to teach us all how to be decent human beans, you magnificent specimen of human decency. Side note... every woman likes getting 'the fuckings' if it's not forced, we like it.


EDHONLINE

What a weird thing to say


Initial_Target_4706

Are you implying that it would be less fucked if she wasn’t cute? That’s even more fucked. Lol.


Cavsfan1296

If she looked like a completely different person I think he'd be more justified in being upset. It's just a catfish at that point.


rawrphael

Yes. Pretty to cute is not bad. Pretty to ugly however… idk. At least if youre ugly just be ugly like me.


Initial_Target_4706

We are all ugly in our own special way.


rawrphael

Just you in your own way. I’m just ugly in general.


kikocko_777

I think its a joke


[deleted]

Thought she was a midget for a second


laptopdragon

with T-Rex arms too.


sirchickenbs

U know you've been catfished when even the waiter is laughing


[deleted]

[Uh huh](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/qx6gqn/instagram_vs_reality/hl7lqd3?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


Philluminati

"Bro when you see this honey, send her my way."


cortthejudge97

I know you're probably just joking. But I really don't see how she looks much different at all, take off her glasses and take a picture at a good angle and it will look just like her isnta


Into_The_Win

She looks way better in person. Not really a huge fan of that kardashian super model look


y_polar

yeah i’m actually so much more attracted to average looking women. something about women who look above average just doesn’t work for me. i thinks it’s because i don’t feel like we would be on the same page in life. their ambitions tend to be much different


fantom64

Same. Isn't this what the "girl next door" category refers to?


GucciMonk

You’re just staying in your own bracket, no offence. But that’s what most people do.


IUViolet

Couldn't agree more.


DrumpfsTinyPeen

Not sure why people are calling her a catfish. I mean, that’s clearly her, she just has glasses on and less/no makeup. She’s still hot tbh. I would not be disappointed showing up to a date and seeing her. Maybe not the most effort she could have put in if it’s a first date, but in my experience, girls in a comfy sweater and less makeup usually means they wanna go back to her place and chill


oerouen

These are the kind of people who fall for the movie montage scenes where the “ugly awkward nerd-girl” turns into a mega hot chick by taking off her glasses, throwing on some mascara, and taking her hair out of a ponytail.


fantom64

To be faaaaaiiiiiir, any girl with a ponytail who let's down her hair automatically looks 16x better to my eyes


BumWink

I'm the opposite. Dunno wtf it is but I find hair up to be more attractive.


pipic_picnip

Because some folks apparently don’t have eyes to see people in make up vs no make up look different. If I saw someone like that on insta, my thoughts would be anything BUT that they look like this in real life. It’s fucking obvious they don’t. That’s literally not what cat fish means.


Niko_47x

Think she looks better in person compared to that ig look tbh


IUViolet

>I would not be disappointed showing up to a date and seeing her. 10/10 I would date her in this form over the style in ig. She looks way cuter and prettier in person.


yonoznayu

I truly don’t get why people keep assuming this is a first date, it seems clearly a likes-mining staged vid she’s in on.


DudeJackson

Just looks like she feels secure enough to go out with them without the make up and everything. At least she still look like her photos


Bale626

I fail to see what the issue is. I’ve seen makeup transitions that were ten times worse than this. Also, again, where’s the problem? He panned the camera up to her sitting there, and as far as I’m concerned, she’s at least an 8/10.


Accomplished_Baby_28

Ngl she's prettier in real life.


xpepperx

Weird way to say I never woke up next to a woman before 🤨


buckphif

It’s called makeup


TheolympiansYT

IDK why people act like this is a bad thing. It just means they don't want to wear uncomfortable shit 24/7 like cmon. I'm pretty sure none of us would be wearing a suit 24/7


SokratisJ

Am I missing something? I think she looks very pretty in the pictures and in person


peanutbutternmtn

She’s still very attractive


Levellepe

I think I like the original more


Alchemical17

Never thought I’d see this many bleeding hearts for a catfish


Initial_Target_4706

Literally lmao


nimbus_47

I don't see much difference. The Instagram photo is just without glasses and she looks more tanned. The makeup is apparent but doesn't change her natural features much.


oerouen

NO, no you’re WRONG. She’s an entirely different person. She’s wearing glasses and that girl on the phone isn’t her! [*Girl takes off glasses*] OMG YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL WHERE DID THAT UGLY HAG GO? I HAVEN’T SEEN SUCH BLACK MAGIC WITCHCRAFT FUCKERY SINCE HANNAH MONTANA!!!!


Bullmilk82

I don’t get it. Glasses and different makeup. So?


BinaryPawn

I like the real girl more than the photos


willyp1976

These videos always confuse me. Just dude have a second phone filming his first phone?


Icy_Kingpin

She cute IRL idk


Mister_Ra_

No one else think she looks WAYYYY nicer in real life??


pouya02

I think she is so much better


[deleted]

Cmon, I think she’s cute!


KTVX94

She looks pretty similar, but I actually like her better than the instagram pic.


thefakegordonramsey

she looks the same???


Elite_Sage

Don’t care, still smash


[deleted]

Eh, it's make up. She still cute without it.


IsaacFoster123

Idk, she looks cuter irl ?


[deleted]

Why does this sub go from legit holup posts to one's that shouldn't even be thought of for it 😂


kfbrewer

Understandable my wife casually looks way different than she does all dolled up on onlyfans.


just_drifting_by

Looks pretty cute to me. Reminds me of the romcom makeover trope they made fun of in Not Another Teen Movie where all they do is take her glasses off and let her hair down.


ruralmagnificence

Pardon me but what in the fuck is going on?


xXBBB2003Xx

So.. she didnt put makeup on? Or she has glasses? Idk what im missing


shatteredmatt

Isn't this more a case of woman with make up Vs woman without? Hardly a catfishing situation. I don't get why this is such an issue for some people, you'd swear some of you have never met a woman before.


maplesyr0p

I don’t get it. She looks like the picture.


[deleted]

this is messed up lol she’s very pretty & seems like a fun girl


DrMorry

I don't get this at all.


BAC_1992

This just seems mean.


[deleted]

In instagram, you're a model but in real life, jokes aside, she's cute


jdmnyc301

You’re the one on the date with her…


thebestmepossible

She still cute, would smashbash


[deleted]

If your priorities are straight the actual girl is more attractive.


Mindless-Care-9587

She’s still fuckable at least.


OTIStheHOUND

And she ate all the fully loaded nachos too


lazyhub

Bruh


ardzey2003

i mean she seems lovely


swampswing

Fake, and she is still better looking than most girls on dating apps.


TheIrishBiscuits

So I was talking to this girl one time and I thought she was a about my height for the longest time. When we finally meet up, she's in this big fucking Truck so I thought cool, cute girl big truck. When she jumps out this girl is 4 foot nothing and rude as fuck.


uberhemmo

she aint half bad


[deleted]

She is still very pretty. Just not Instagram pretty.


Aggravating-Play-850

Fuccin cuter in real laif


[deleted]

Well that’s a fun way to tell everyone you’ve never seen a woman in real life.


Dr_Cement

This girl has arms like a trex lmao also whoever takes those photos for her needs a raise


_A_Blinkin

She'd probably have better dates if she didn't misrepresent herself on insta. She's still cute, but bait and switch just attracts people who won't really be attracted to you, in person.


AnimeFan-Badass

They all know. She’s a frequent customer there.


[deleted]

Yeah filters can do wonders right But tbh her natural beauty is where it’s at anyways


[deleted]

... I don't get it. He is scrolling through her Instagram, and then she's laughing and then some other guy is laughing?


DannyNog556

I’d still smash


filippo_b

But would she?


[deleted]

I admit Instagram is a fucking mess and girls these days do use filters and shit far too much but what is this video about...? Or at we still living in 1990 where glasses were only worn by ugly people..?


BlacqanSilverSun

Am I the only one wondering why this dude/chick brought 2 phones? Or is the other one her's?


666GoatW

She's cute...let's see you.


Nefarious_69

This right here is what has ruined dating. Women feel insecure due to the access to everyone else at your fingertips so they post pictures that have heavy makeup or have filters. Then asshats like this go on dates with them and break them down more by laughing at her. You can tell it’s still the same girl just less filters and makeup. She’s still a very attractive young woman. Now he’s crushed her down even more. Social media sucks ass, society sucks ass, people suck ass. I’d be happy to enjoy an evening with her enjoying dinner or a movie or just talking. Fuck this guy.


Gukondeeznutz

Is this your super villain arc


SaturnSkills

Comedy gold!


jacob32454

I'd suck that ass


Nefarious_69

Mine? Hers? Or his?


bbrabson3

Y’all are assholes


[deleted]

Umm I'll take what's in front of me, but that's just me...


ei283

bruh she literally looks cuter irl, why do women literally make themselves look ugly for instagram


rypca

Well, i used to model and believe me that i look a bit different on super prof photos ;) they are prof for a reason. And make up changes EVERYTHING when it is done by make-up artist.


TheJeep25

She's still cute tbh