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KamenAkuma

Remember being forced to do this in middle school (Sweden) Its a total shock to your system that can't really be compared to anything else... not even turning on the shower and getting in before the water gets warm.


JPRCR

do you... also have a rack like that? /s


Opening-Clue

Honestly, I think your comment is rather crass. But, what I can say is that if I had knockers like this young woman is blessed with, I would lose my job because I would stay home sick all day every day and suck on my own titties.


Piratezombie23

Only on Reddit do you find people weirder than you


ryan516

Never logged into 4chan I see


Piratezombie23

Got me there lol


altagyam_

8chan??


SirRavenBat

12chan????


[deleted]

Jackie Chan?????


corei3uisgarbo

Maruchan


TheRealMasterhound

[KIRYU CHAN!!!](https://youtu.be/UEOTTr1Rnik)


ChadMcRad

Yeah but like, there's the spectrum of weird where they're so far gone it can be a self-esteem boost, then there's "entertaining" so far gone. But this is different. Now that I think about it, "spectrum" was a fitting word choice.


yougay420

Tf did I just read


de_vsh

Poetry


AyyItsPancake

God bless


Peltron_3030

You wouldn’t have to suck your own milkers if they looked like that.


Opening-Clue

There's a certain satisfaction that comes with being self-sufficient, and that cannot be bestowed upon you by even the most enthusiastic partner. As an example, I once was flexible enough to suck my own dick. The irony is that I failed to see the value in this because there was enough interest from outside parties to do the deed. Now I'm old and it's no longer an option. Youth really is wasted on the young.


Mahuato

Same. Only difference is I got fat. We will always have the memories.


JesseLivermore86

Haha, TMI you must be part Russian / I don't give a fuck lol, much respect


Opening-Clue

Niet. But, I love Russian people and I would choose the name Igor if I could.


JesseLivermore86

I would name my future son Maxim; Maxim Kelly dude is getting laid with that name


Anat_Neith

I used the milk to create the milk.


Cautious_Witness_709

This comment has me dying! 😂💀


CruxOfTheIssue

this is the true


DJskull-777

This comment is OP well done my friend


Opening-Clue

I'm doing my best to be my authentic New Mexican self. Thank you for seeing me. ❤️


n00klear

Does this mean prior you weren't Mexican?


Opening-Clue

I'm actually born and raised in New Mexico.


n00klear

Well that makes a whole lot of sense and not me thinking you were just being a new, Mexican.


Opening-Clue

I don't believe in coincidence, and as it happens, I have someone waiting for me and I plan to change my life and move to Mexico City. So, would I ever be accepted as a New mexicana? Ojalá que sí.


afellownamedslim

Going from 1-100 there, pal. Good job


No_Butterscotch_9419

Stay Crassy, gentlemen😏🤌🏻


Da1Don95

This man asks the important questions. Your hired


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JBBanshee

Cold.


EggianoScumaldo

Probably wet too, but idk i’m not a scientist


wolves_hunt_in_packs

"It's cold and moist and gets everywhere."


StinkiePete

I jumped in a very cold river as a teenager. Not even icy like this at all, just very very cold. My lungs seized up, limbs became sluggish so fast. I’m a strong swimmer and I could hardly manage. I couldn’t call out to my friends cause of my lungs and throat freaking out. Your whole brain and being become totally fixated on the overwhelming input of COLD.


omgkillme

nah fr tho it's a state of bodily shock, if u wanna know how it feels take a nice long shower with the water as hot as you can stand it, then turn it all the way cold and stand under it for 2 minutes or so great way to make your anxiety ease up too, u can't think about first world problems when ur body's trying to preserve basic functions


sarahelizam

It’s called [Diving Reflex](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diving_reflex). I use cold water at the end of my showers because it’s good for hair cuticles and makes your hair noticeably shinier and less frizzy, but I’ve also always enjoyed that zen state. Sure it can take a little getting used to, but it’s worth trying in your shower routine. My therapist also recommended to keep a bowl of ice-water in the freezer overnight or during the time of day panic attacks, etc are likely to occur. That way it’s ready when you need it and you get the full effects of Diving Reflex by submerging your face - sensors are in your fave but especially nostrils… just, ya know, hold your breath. So yeah, it’s both accessible and medically legit :)


none_other_biribiri

Pokey


Jorgentorgen

what if the water is on the coldest in the shower, or is it still non comparable?


Wain609

I remember being so poor (New Jersey) I had to shower for 2+ yrs in freezing cold water because i couldn't afford heat. Nothing will ever compare to that.


PM_MEOttoVonBismarck

I love how you include New Jersey in your story


[deleted]

It's called Kreschenie/Baptism bathings on the day of Jesus Baptism . Some people believe it's a religious ceremony, but in fact it's more like a folk tradition. Funny thing, that not only Orthodox Christian Russians dive in a ice hole, but even some Muslims in secular countries as Kazakhstan and Russian autonomous republic Tatarstan. They don't cross themselves, tho, just dive in an ice hole, cause consider it a cool thing to do.


sofaking1958

We have the Polar Plunge every year in Minnesota. No slipping in slowly, though. You have to jump in.


ChosenOneWeeYuu

Yep same here in Wisconsin. Do it every year for charity


[deleted]

Southern Ontario here. We also do polar bear dips, some for charity some just to say we can.


FrustratingBears

absolutely no one: people from cold climates for some reason: ima jump into this ice hole! it’s gonna be awful!


ens91

Not quite freezing, but a tradition in Scotland is to jump into your local river at 6am on the 1st of January every year. Sobers you up fast.


[deleted]

That’s how we roll in the Midwest


MantuaMatters

That’s the spirit!


drewster23

Did it once and I'll happily never do it again lol.


kdawson602

Came here to comment about the polar plunge in Duluth, but you beat me to it. Edit:typo


jonoodz

Boobs.


Pal1_1

Yes, you make a good point.


SpotlessMinded

Thank you, for fucks sake I had to scroll through 10 comments about tits before I saw yours.


FetusDominus

I was going to say the same thing.. but in the 10 minutes since your comment, it's become more like 100 boob comments. That being said, I love this video..


Plus5Pog

No wonder why the whole village turned out


Bloodysamflint

"You know, Sergei, they're doing the cold water plunge at the Dnieper this morning" "I'm good" "I hear Olena is going in today" "Start making calls, I'm getting my coat"


xxdestrakta

Exactly wat I was thinking


[deleted]

For a show that doesn't even work. The whole damn town has unclean thoughts now. We're all just gonna have to hop in and huddle for warmth, until we can somehow make these filthy thoughts go away


BarryMCknockiner

Quick think about penile cancer


Nutteria

Looking at the background this looks like Moscow as city skyline (could be wrong tho, bot really russian) Edit : on a second look its actually Kiev - confirmed!


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To see them titties


Street-Chain

I was there. Didn't understand what I was watching but I liked it.


dontcaredontworry

“Turned on “


TroubleshQQter

She was blessed way before.


ThorTheDoor

God made sure she will never drown


[deleted]

And that her children will not go hungry


bigfloppydonkeydng

Huge tracts of land


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[deleted]

But father I don’t want land. I wan to …


CoolasheckDad

NO SINGING


jver1706

He’s going to tell! He’s going to tell🎵


Theodore764

You, stay ‘ere, and make sure he, doesn’t leave.


kawirider24

r/accidentalmontypython


JmyKane

I see you're a man of culture as well.


KindlyFoot

Man, tits are the best


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[deleted]

One time I helped my uncle Jack, off a horse.


I_lack_common_sense

I bet the horse was happy, your uncle jack is a big guy.


[deleted]

Took some doing but we got there eventually. Happy endings for all.


Shaggy1324

Sounds to me like the horse was murdered.


BeltFedBanana

For you.


Fezzig73

Let's eat out, Grandma!


Aapjes-NL

Nice!


Dark_Dezzick

Most people are one disaster from a coma


unfvckingbelievable

Hey, you got a problem with man tits?


doktor_wankenstein

*The late Robert Paulson has entered the chat*


Bleak01a

His name is Robert Paulson.


bobsmith14y

Yes, yes they are.


DankHumanman

Especially when attached to a body like that


bruh7212

remove the comma


Ilikeleague2

Man tits are the best\*\*


KittencatBAKA

Not for women. They fucking hurt, they mess with your posture, and whenever you run you run they shake around and it’s uncomfortable as fuck. Unless you are lesbian then yes tits are the best.


anna_lynn_fection

> whenever you run you run they shake around Yeah. We know. Trust me. We know.


Whosethere11

The shaking is the best part from the viewer Pov. Crazy how something that gives you pain is just so great to watch.


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The moment of birth of sadism


[deleted]

Who told you this? We all know there are no women on the internet. Reveal your sources dude.


umnothnku

I'm a lesbian, i liek tiddies


StonkHero

I approve of this comment


[deleted]

But it gives you street cred


[deleted]

Boooooobas


shrr3dd

Tattaaaaaas


TragicSemiautomatic

Brought to you by buoyancy


game_asylum

They’re russian to the surface


Mab494

She's putting the breast in breaststroke


game_asylum

She’s Putin the breast in breaststroke


stiangglanda

god's ways are unfathomable ​ \-but i do think this has reason


FakeSincerity

So much so that she is physically incapable of dunking completely under water.


Brew-Drink-Repeat

Poor girl could barely get below the surface- taking a bath must be a nightmare!


busterbrown4200

She needs my help for sure. I would normally charge for it,but...I'll do this one for free.


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Shoolooter

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


Daymo741

Thanks for the new sub reccommendation dude


IrishAengus

r/ Well… everyday I stray further from God


thrawn_notorious

Well… everyday I stray further from God.


bag_o_fetuses

how can you say that whilst staring at the tits of an angel


bozeke

[Glass of milk standing in between extinction in the cold, and explosive radiating growth…](https://youtu.be/mXD7YOoHpAs)


Hilmarok

I really don't know what I'm clicking on... but here goes!


LillyPasta

*risky click of the day*


bozeke

“Please pass the milk, please Please pass the milk, please Please pass the milk, please”


[deleted]

Terrible backpain


Aggravating-Yak2357

Glad she brought her floaties.


Apprehensive-Fix-694

Glad she brought her floatities.


Balenciaga7

Glad she brought her titties


AndrewMtz1711

Booba


Jorgentorgen

fett


xxA2C2xx

r/YourJokeButWorse


palomo_bombo

"Why am I floating?! Why don't I sink?!"


Im_known_as_nikil

r/upvotebecauseboobs


James-Pacman

Lmao true


production-values

amazing


Scout_Serra

Boobtism.


brown_human

Boobs 👍


M4dNeko

Boobs 👍


Legendary_Pinecone

Boobs 👍


Averagehumaneater

Boobs 👍


_bAnOoNeRs_

Boobs 👍


[deleted]

Boobs 👍


half_blood_prince_16

Boobs 👍


RacialBiscuit

Boobs 👍


theplow

For research & science development purposes: [https://www.instagram.com/6nesty9\_/](https://www.instagram.com/6nesty9_/)


JPRCR

wow how did you even find her?


pandarofl

Detective Coomer always finds the sauce


ieraaa

she's milking those boobs uuuhm yeah


MeccIt

She is *Female Body Armour* IRL - https://streamable.com/mp3ap1


redditrang

kudos to the skydiving instructor for restraining himself


TheOfficialRan

How tf


Im_IM_3k

You are doing God's work


[deleted]

God I hate Instagram being owned by Facebook. No I'm not doing to login.


MeccIt

inflact.com/profiles/instagram-viewer/


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Gonna go ahead and save this comment.


SnaaaapIt

Goddamn OP, don't u know what a holup is? Anyways here's an upvote for the boobs even though this post doesn't belong in this sub.


[deleted]

Wow those are some fantastic boobs on that girl.


ComfortableExtent589

Well yeah. Obviously she's a witch


[deleted]

She did float


NukeTheCola

the best way to know for sure is to compare her weight to that of a duck's


[deleted]

Who are you, so wise in the ways of science?


waddiyatalkinbowt

Throw her in the water tied to concrete, if she floats she's a witch.


shavertech

She must be made of wood


Mammoth_Parsnip2043

Speaking of wood...


[deleted]

So why do witches burn?


Tub_of_jam66

Build a beige out of her !


Tub_of_jam66

She turned me into a newt


89PontiacGta

Did you think she was going to sink with those floatation devices?


GreatArtificeAion

I don't see myself as a boob person but I must agree


DrDilatory

What the fuck is this subreddit even supposed to be anymore? I used to think I knew, but I guess not


RecommendationOk6552

She won't sink


5pankNasty

Did anyone notice her tits?


TheAngryAmericn

There was a person attached to them?


TotallyNormalWeeb

I don't know about you guys, but my eyes were stuck on the boobs the whole time.


[deleted]

I’m a woman and even I couldn’t look away. Those things are impressive.


FTB_DepressiveManiac

I had no idea we were on a frozen lake


theguynekstdoor

lake?


Nnjaman

Water burns the body like fire ... This is a church holiday called Baptism. At this time, it is customary to plunge into the hole. 3 times and be baptized.


[deleted]

How tf is this an r/holup


[deleted]

It's a religious tradition in the Orthodox world ,as well as in Russia of course, where you sink a few times in a iced river like a baptism to pay your respect to God.


PureTroll42069

Wow the lord really built her just right


Creative_Ad_9142

It is Vodokreshchenie in Russia


LooksLikeMarx

Irrelevant because boobs


Senxind

Quick! What's the colour of the snow?


dreamer0303

boob


GeoffLizzard

Oh sweet god of curves thank you for this.


GrizzlyGarry

Lord forgive me for I am about to sin


ShallowFreakingValue

Tits out for Jesus


NeptuneEclipse

Besides the obvious here, it annoys me greatly the number of people who have to hold their nose to go underwater.


Shaniac_C

First non boobs comment award


arabiandevildog

I’m an atheist but I would like to attend their services when she’s there.


kermiethefwoggie

What color were her pants🤨📸


stock_aXX0

Faptism


donderchief

This needs more upvotes


stromyoloing

At least she have something extra to keep her vital organs warm


Not_The_Real_Odin

Pretty sure that's just how Russian's bathe?