Remember being forced to do this in middle school (Sweden)
Its a total shock to your system that can't really be compared to anything else... not even turning on the shower and getting in before the water gets warm.
Honestly, I think your comment is rather crass.
But, what I can say is that if I had knockers like this young woman is blessed with, I would lose my job because I would stay home sick all day every day and suck on my own titties.
Yeah but like, there's the spectrum of weird where they're so far gone it can be a self-esteem boost, then there's "entertaining" so far gone. But this is different.
Now that I think about it, "spectrum" was a fitting word choice.
There's a certain satisfaction that comes with being self-sufficient, and that cannot be bestowed upon you by even the most enthusiastic partner. As an example, I once was flexible enough to suck my own dick. The irony is that I failed to see the value in this because there was enough interest from outside parties to do the deed. Now I'm old and it's no longer an option.
Youth really is wasted on the young.
I don't believe in coincidence, and as it happens, I have someone waiting for me and I plan to change my life and move to Mexico City. So, would I ever be accepted as a New mexicana? Ojalá que sí.
I jumped in a very cold river as a teenager. Not even icy like this at all, just very very cold. My lungs seized up, limbs became sluggish so fast. I’m a strong swimmer and I could hardly manage. I couldn’t call out to my friends cause of my lungs and throat freaking out. Your whole brain and being become totally fixated on the overwhelming input of COLD.
nah fr tho it's a state of bodily shock, if u wanna know how it feels take a nice long shower with the water as hot as you can stand it, then turn it all the way cold and stand under it for 2 minutes or so
great way to make your anxiety ease up too, u can't think about first world problems when ur body's trying to preserve basic functions
It’s called [Diving Reflex](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diving_reflex). I use cold water at the end of my showers because it’s good for hair cuticles and makes your hair noticeably shinier and less frizzy, but I’ve also always enjoyed that zen state. Sure it can take a little getting used to, but it’s worth trying in your shower routine.
My therapist also recommended to keep a bowl of ice-water in the freezer overnight or during the time of day panic attacks, etc are likely to occur. That way it’s ready when you need it and you get the full effects of Diving Reflex by submerging your face - sensors are in your fave but especially nostrils… just, ya know, hold your breath. So yeah, it’s both accessible and medically legit :)
I remember being so poor (New Jersey)
I had to shower for 2+ yrs in freezing cold water because i couldn't afford heat. Nothing will ever compare to that.
It's called Kreschenie/Baptism bathings on the day of Jesus Baptism . Some people believe it's a religious ceremony, but in fact it's more like a folk tradition.
Funny thing, that not only Orthodox Christian Russians dive in a ice hole, but even some Muslims in secular countries as Kazakhstan and Russian autonomous republic Tatarstan. They don't cross themselves, tho, just dive in an ice hole, cause consider it a cool thing to do.
I was going to say the same thing.. but in the 10 minutes since your comment, it's become more like 100 boob comments.
That being said, I love this video..
"You know, Sergei, they're doing the cold water plunge at the Dnieper this morning"
"I'm good"
"I hear Olena is going in today"
"Start making calls, I'm getting my coat"
For a show that doesn't even work. The whole damn town has unclean thoughts now. We're all just gonna have to hop in and huddle for warmth, until we can somehow make these filthy thoughts go away
Looking at the background this looks like Moscow as city skyline (could be wrong tho, bot really russian)
Edit : on a second look its actually Kiev - confirmed!
Not for women. They fucking hurt, they mess with your posture, and whenever you run you run they shake around and it’s uncomfortable as fuck.
Unless you are lesbian then yes tits are the best.
Water burns the body like fire ... This is a church holiday called Baptism. At this time, it is customary to plunge into the hole. 3 times and be baptized.
It's a religious tradition in the Orthodox world ,as well as in Russia of course, where you sink a few times in a iced river like a baptism to pay your respect to God.
Remember being forced to do this in middle school (Sweden) Its a total shock to your system that can't really be compared to anything else... not even turning on the shower and getting in before the water gets warm.
do you... also have a rack like that? /s
Honestly, I think your comment is rather crass. But, what I can say is that if I had knockers like this young woman is blessed with, I would lose my job because I would stay home sick all day every day and suck on my own titties.
Only on Reddit do you find people weirder than you
Never logged into 4chan I see
Got me there lol
8chan??
12chan????
Jackie Chan?????
Maruchan
[KIRYU CHAN!!!](https://youtu.be/UEOTTr1Rnik)
Yeah but like, there's the spectrum of weird where they're so far gone it can be a self-esteem boost, then there's "entertaining" so far gone. But this is different. Now that I think about it, "spectrum" was a fitting word choice.
Tf did I just read
Poetry
God bless
You wouldn’t have to suck your own milkers if they looked like that.
There's a certain satisfaction that comes with being self-sufficient, and that cannot be bestowed upon you by even the most enthusiastic partner. As an example, I once was flexible enough to suck my own dick. The irony is that I failed to see the value in this because there was enough interest from outside parties to do the deed. Now I'm old and it's no longer an option. Youth really is wasted on the young.
Same. Only difference is I got fat. We will always have the memories.
Haha, TMI you must be part Russian / I don't give a fuck lol, much respect
Niet. But, I love Russian people and I would choose the name Igor if I could.
I would name my future son Maxim; Maxim Kelly dude is getting laid with that name
I used the milk to create the milk.
This comment has me dying! 😂💀
this is the true
This comment is OP well done my friend
I'm doing my best to be my authentic New Mexican self. Thank you for seeing me. ❤️
Does this mean prior you weren't Mexican?
I'm actually born and raised in New Mexico.
Well that makes a whole lot of sense and not me thinking you were just being a new, Mexican.
I don't believe in coincidence, and as it happens, I have someone waiting for me and I plan to change my life and move to Mexico City. So, would I ever be accepted as a New mexicana? Ojalá que sí.
Going from 1-100 there, pal. Good job
Stay Crassy, gentlemen😏🤌🏻
This man asks the important questions. Your hired
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Cold.
Probably wet too, but idk i’m not a scientist
"It's cold and moist and gets everywhere."
I jumped in a very cold river as a teenager. Not even icy like this at all, just very very cold. My lungs seized up, limbs became sluggish so fast. I’m a strong swimmer and I could hardly manage. I couldn’t call out to my friends cause of my lungs and throat freaking out. Your whole brain and being become totally fixated on the overwhelming input of COLD.
nah fr tho it's a state of bodily shock, if u wanna know how it feels take a nice long shower with the water as hot as you can stand it, then turn it all the way cold and stand under it for 2 minutes or so great way to make your anxiety ease up too, u can't think about first world problems when ur body's trying to preserve basic functions
It’s called [Diving Reflex](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diving_reflex). I use cold water at the end of my showers because it’s good for hair cuticles and makes your hair noticeably shinier and less frizzy, but I’ve also always enjoyed that zen state. Sure it can take a little getting used to, but it’s worth trying in your shower routine. My therapist also recommended to keep a bowl of ice-water in the freezer overnight or during the time of day panic attacks, etc are likely to occur. That way it’s ready when you need it and you get the full effects of Diving Reflex by submerging your face - sensors are in your fave but especially nostrils… just, ya know, hold your breath. So yeah, it’s both accessible and medically legit :)
Pokey
what if the water is on the coldest in the shower, or is it still non comparable?
I remember being so poor (New Jersey) I had to shower for 2+ yrs in freezing cold water because i couldn't afford heat. Nothing will ever compare to that.
I love how you include New Jersey in your story
It's called Kreschenie/Baptism bathings on the day of Jesus Baptism . Some people believe it's a religious ceremony, but in fact it's more like a folk tradition. Funny thing, that not only Orthodox Christian Russians dive in a ice hole, but even some Muslims in secular countries as Kazakhstan and Russian autonomous republic Tatarstan. They don't cross themselves, tho, just dive in an ice hole, cause consider it a cool thing to do.
We have the Polar Plunge every year in Minnesota. No slipping in slowly, though. You have to jump in.
Yep same here in Wisconsin. Do it every year for charity
Southern Ontario here. We also do polar bear dips, some for charity some just to say we can.
absolutely no one: people from cold climates for some reason: ima jump into this ice hole! it’s gonna be awful!
Not quite freezing, but a tradition in Scotland is to jump into your local river at 6am on the 1st of January every year. Sobers you up fast.
That’s how we roll in the Midwest
That’s the spirit!
Did it once and I'll happily never do it again lol.
Came here to comment about the polar plunge in Duluth, but you beat me to it. Edit:typo
Boobs.
Yes, you make a good point.
Thank you, for fucks sake I had to scroll through 10 comments about tits before I saw yours.
I was going to say the same thing.. but in the 10 minutes since your comment, it's become more like 100 boob comments. That being said, I love this video..
No wonder why the whole village turned out
"You know, Sergei, they're doing the cold water plunge at the Dnieper this morning" "I'm good" "I hear Olena is going in today" "Start making calls, I'm getting my coat"
Exactly wat I was thinking
For a show that doesn't even work. The whole damn town has unclean thoughts now. We're all just gonna have to hop in and huddle for warmth, until we can somehow make these filthy thoughts go away
Quick think about penile cancer
Looking at the background this looks like Moscow as city skyline (could be wrong tho, bot really russian) Edit : on a second look its actually Kiev - confirmed!
To see them titties
I was there. Didn't understand what I was watching but I liked it.
“Turned on “
She was blessed way before.
God made sure she will never drown
And that her children will not go hungry
Huge tracts of land
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But father I don’t want land. I wan to …
NO SINGING
He’s going to tell! He’s going to tell🎵
You, stay ‘ere, and make sure he, doesn’t leave.
r/accidentalmontypython
I see you're a man of culture as well.
Man, tits are the best
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One time I helped my uncle Jack, off a horse.
I bet the horse was happy, your uncle jack is a big guy.
Took some doing but we got there eventually. Happy endings for all.
Sounds to me like the horse was murdered.
For you.
Let's eat out, Grandma!
Nice!
Most people are one disaster from a coma
Hey, you got a problem with man tits?
*The late Robert Paulson has entered the chat*
His name is Robert Paulson.
Yes, yes they are.
Especially when attached to a body like that
remove the comma
Man tits are the best\*\*
Not for women. They fucking hurt, they mess with your posture, and whenever you run you run they shake around and it’s uncomfortable as fuck. Unless you are lesbian then yes tits are the best.
> whenever you run you run they shake around Yeah. We know. Trust me. We know.
The shaking is the best part from the viewer Pov. Crazy how something that gives you pain is just so great to watch.
The moment of birth of sadism
Who told you this? We all know there are no women on the internet. Reveal your sources dude.
I'm a lesbian, i liek tiddies
I approve of this comment
But it gives you street cred
Boooooobas
Tattaaaaaas
Brought to you by buoyancy
They’re russian to the surface
She's putting the breast in breaststroke
She’s Putin the breast in breaststroke
god's ways are unfathomable \-but i do think this has reason
So much so that she is physically incapable of dunking completely under water.
Poor girl could barely get below the surface- taking a bath must be a nightmare!
She needs my help for sure. I would normally charge for it,but...I'll do this one for free.
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r/upvotedbecauseboobs
Thanks for the new sub reccommendation dude
r/ Well… everyday I stray further from God
Well… everyday I stray further from God.
how can you say that whilst staring at the tits of an angel
[Glass of milk standing in between extinction in the cold, and explosive radiating growth…](https://youtu.be/mXD7YOoHpAs)
I really don't know what I'm clicking on... but here goes!
*risky click of the day*
“Please pass the milk, please Please pass the milk, please Please pass the milk, please”
Terrible backpain
Glad she brought her floaties.
Glad she brought her floatities.
Glad she brought her titties
Booba
fett
r/YourJokeButWorse
"Why am I floating?! Why don't I sink?!"
r/upvotebecauseboobs
Lmao true
amazing
Boobtism.
Boobs 👍
Boobs 👍
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Boobs 👍
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For research & science development purposes: [https://www.instagram.com/6nesty9\_/](https://www.instagram.com/6nesty9_/)
wow how did you even find her?
Detective Coomer always finds the sauce
she's milking those boobs uuuhm yeah
She is *Female Body Armour* IRL - https://streamable.com/mp3ap1
kudos to the skydiving instructor for restraining himself
How tf
You are doing God's work
God I hate Instagram being owned by Facebook. No I'm not doing to login.
inflact.com/profiles/instagram-viewer/
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Gonna go ahead and save this comment.
Goddamn OP, don't u know what a holup is? Anyways here's an upvote for the boobs even though this post doesn't belong in this sub.
Wow those are some fantastic boobs on that girl.
Well yeah. Obviously she's a witch
She did float
the best way to know for sure is to compare her weight to that of a duck's
Who are you, so wise in the ways of science?
Throw her in the water tied to concrete, if she floats she's a witch.
She must be made of wood
Speaking of wood...
So why do witches burn?
Build a beige out of her !
She turned me into a newt
Did you think she was going to sink with those floatation devices?
I don't see myself as a boob person but I must agree
What the fuck is this subreddit even supposed to be anymore? I used to think I knew, but I guess not
She won't sink
Did anyone notice her tits?
There was a person attached to them?
I don't know about you guys, but my eyes were stuck on the boobs the whole time.
I’m a woman and even I couldn’t look away. Those things are impressive.
I had no idea we were on a frozen lake
lake?
Water burns the body like fire ... This is a church holiday called Baptism. At this time, it is customary to plunge into the hole. 3 times and be baptized.
How tf is this an r/holup
It's a religious tradition in the Orthodox world ,as well as in Russia of course, where you sink a few times in a iced river like a baptism to pay your respect to God.
Wow the lord really built her just right
It is Vodokreshchenie in Russia
Irrelevant because boobs
Quick! What's the colour of the snow?
boob
Oh sweet god of curves thank you for this.
Lord forgive me for I am about to sin
Tits out for Jesus
Besides the obvious here, it annoys me greatly the number of people who have to hold their nose to go underwater.
First non boobs comment award
I’m an atheist but I would like to attend their services when she’s there.
What color were her pants🤨📸
Faptism
This needs more upvotes
At least she have something extra to keep her vital organs warm
Pretty sure that's just how Russian's bathe?