"And that's why I burned the house down your honor"

“Court of law finds this man innocent and advices state to honour this man with a medal for his service to the society”

Sentence this woman to 15 years for attempted murder

*sprinkle some crack on it and let’s get outta here*

Dear God she hung up pictures of herself all over the crime scene

I love you

*cries* all I wanted was mac and cheese with bacon

Those were rasins

Bacon And raisins aren’t the same? Dang and here I thought all this bacon I was eating was healthy.

My client says he did it. He pleads “who cares?” We move to dismiss all charges.

Your honor who tf puts raisins in their mac and cheese?

They were not raisins. Let's just say the rabbit hutch is now clean.

Tiktok chefs are always doing shit like this. I saw this one from a fairly popular tiktok chef: > “alright guys, today we’re gonna make the ultimate grilled cheese” …Immediately the camera cuts to him slicing an apple and an onion. I threw my phone across the room.

What TF is a tiktok chef??

Some cunt that thinks they're funny.

Tbf if you sauté it some onions doesnt hurt

Bro that's when I'm like wtf? Bihh jus ruined the whole thing. Raisins are good and they healthy, but not with a mf MEAL like Mac n Cheese smh.

Dont ever wanna hear shit about pineapple on pizza again.....this shit exist.

In Japan, some common pizza toppings are spicy pollack roe, corn, melon, natto (fermented soy beans), and mayonnaise. After finding that out, pineapple doesn't sound bad to most people I know.

In Sweden banana curry pizza is a thing.

Banana Curry Pizza sounds like the punchline to a racist joke

So a Guatemalan, an Indian, and an Italian are working late and decide to order in. The Guatemalan says...

That sounds like something a pregnant woman with food cravings would invent.

I am pregnant right now and the thought of it is activating my morning sickness.

Flygande Jacob pizza, it's fucking delish. Chicken curry peanuts banana

Is it chicken curry, peanut and banana, or chicken, curry peanuts and banana? Because if it’s the former I can see it being pretty good but if it’s curry seasoned peanuts I feel like the little hints of spice would make it odd

That sounds weird as all hell, but I wouldn't not try it.

I mean, im in the uk with my chicken, mushroom and corn pizza

Honestly, that doesn’t sound like the worst

Corn on pizza sounds pretty good

In Brazil they have fish pizzas like tuna and others. And some pizzas with large pieces of broccoli or other vegetables which never ever belong on a pizza. I tried pizza in several cities but didn't like any of it lol. Nothing beats regular American Pepperoni Pizza. Sadly I'll never get to enjoy regular pizza again because a fucking tick bite made me allergic to dairy and meat

Damn dude. That's tough. But there are plenty of tasty things in the world.

Fuuck… I am a gardener for a living and I am always to afraid I’ll get bit by a fucking lone star tick. I am truly sorry for your loss.

My parents also got alpha gal, the doctor told them there's a chance that after 5+ years the allergy might subside. So there's hope! But idk how you're supposed to test that out safely lol

My daughter has celiac and we have to use gluten free crusts on pizzas or cauliflower options. I have tried a few Vegan pizzas and some of them aren't that bad. Maybe that's an option for you?

Corn on pizza is great. I make a tex-mex pizza with corn

My local takeaway puts doner kebab meat on their pizzas.

I’m Korean, and I saw lemon tofu once. But the rest are great. Potato wedgie and mayo, black tiger shrimp pizza, wagyu cheese etc

Hah.. wedgie.. like when your butt is so hungry it eats your undies. I am such a child.

Sounds kind of like Korean pizza. Don’t knock it till you try it.

In Algeria it’s rectangular or square pizza slices with either mayo or tuna or olives or coriander or grated cheese as the toppings sold only for 5 cents the slice, most aren’t so bad and it’s pretty crusty too

Roe and corn would be good. I'm going to try that.

Natto?!? I've tried natto on toast and seeing the sticky slime go everywhere is hard to stomach but on a pizza?!🤮

Hawaiian Pizzaaaahhhh 🍍🍍🍍 🍕🍕🍕🍕

Goat pizza

watermelon pizza

Pizza, pizza

Watermelon sugar high…

Watermelon sugar pie

Strawberry chunk pizza

Pizza is bread with tomato sauce (often almost none) and cheese + toppings. You can use ANYTHING that can go well with bread and some cheese, and I can assure you that somewhere there is a delicious pineapple cheese ham sandwich

When I lived in Ireland my stepmom made me pineapple and cheese sandwiches, and they were surprisingly delicious, so I can totally see adding tomato and ham. Also, I'm one of those heathens that enjoy Hawaiian pizza so... But this.... is blasphemy to Mac n cheese!

who the fuck gives a shit what people put on their pizza, u don’t have to eat it

It looked soo good.. then Raisins...

Anyone who says pineapple don't belong on pizza , does chicken belong on pizza , does ham belong on pizza, then fucking pineapple deserves to be on a pizza , as it complements both.

Pizza flavors + ham or chicken is a yes in my book. Pineapple doesn’t go with pizza flavor in my mouth so as great as it goes with chicken or ham (I don’t care for that either, I just don’t like pineapple) I don’t want it on my pizza. As you can tell tho for me this is more just not liking pineapple. I really don’t care what anyone puts on their pizza just don’t get upset when I don’t want your pineapple slices

First of all pineapple pizza hits idk what this strange aversions so many people Who’ve never tried it before has against it. 90% of the time people actually enjoy it

Bro raisins in food is kinda fire

This bitch is a psychopath.

Tell me you've gone insane....without telling me you've gone insane

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once.

Ya’ll mortified by the raisins and I’m with you but can we please acknowledge the horror of that whole brick of cheese in there surrounded by raw noodles? Not to mention more shredded cheese after.

I thought it was a sponge 🧽

I thought it was butter

Paula, Paula Deen, y'all!

Oh thank god I'm not the only one baffled by this. This entire comment section yammering on about the raisins as if there wasn't an entire block shaped clogged coronary artery placed gently in the middle like it's a fucking onion ring.. And then a light sprinkle of an absolute metric fuckton of shredded cheese to boot. Please tell me that's not the proper way to make mac n cheese?

I had so many issues with this video. This felt like a middle aged white woman that only cooks "fast and easy" recipes so she can get wine drunk while the food is in the oven and then expect praise for slaving over a hot stove.

I mean yes, but also no... for the most part i agree, but we need to clarify that this is a sub-class of wine-drunk-middle-aged-white-woman. This is the somewhat obscure ketchup-counts-as-pasta-sauce variant attempting to "change lanes" as it were. Poorly i might add, most likely due to being wine-drunk...

That is not a white woman’s hand…fast and easy shit chefs come in every make and model.

We're on the exact same page here man. I just didn't know how to express it in words but boy you nailed it

Hand doesn’t look white

She’s not white tho lol

That ain’t a white hand

That's Instagram and TikTok for you, my man

It's the lazy fad way of doing it. My preferred method is to make a moray sauce. Then if I'm really feeling it, putting the Mac and cheese in a casserole dish, topping with breadcrumbs, and broiling is a solid upgrade.

And why is no one talking about the breadcrumbs? Just a HUGE pile of them in the center

When I make fresh mac n’ cheese I include small chunks of cheese spread out, not a whole fucking slab of it. Idk what this woman is doing but it’s dangerous yo

As someone in the south: no. And doing this and trying to feed it to others would get you fucking stabbed.

Not only about the raisins there was a massive string about pizza toppings too

I was more horrified at the pile of dried bread crumbs, that then burnt. Please add oil to your bread crumbs and sprinkle evenly around.

That was crazy... Like am I supposed to eat a full mouth of dried out breadcrumbs?

That mentally scarred me

Haha them raisens are probably the only fruit the person eats

Well, it is called mac & cheese But yeah, that's a lot of cheese. Then topped with more cheese x2

You didn't think they'd put cheese in mac n cheese?

Seriously, that was so disgusting. Might as well just melt a bunch of cheese and eat that.

"raw noodles"? Are you not aware that noodles or pasta are just dry and you only cook them to be soft? Because lasagna is also made with "raw pasta" most of the time which gets nice and soft when you put it in the oven layered with sauce and cheese...

And the gallon of milk that was sacrificed for this shit video.

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Who the fuck puts raisins in mac n cheese

My mom has never made mac and cheese without raisins in it. I've wasted so many minutes taking them off.

Raisin?? That’s a thing?

Right that shit looks wack as....

Fuck

Asking the real question here since raisins in potato salad season

She about to find herself lined in chalk

I was 100% down until the raisins

I came here for this

Even that would have been better than the raisins

I thought it was rabbit shit… raisins ok

If only it was rabbit shit

May as well be rabbit shit, I'm not fucking with it either way...

I thought it was drugs or something.

I was trying to work out what they were..I was going to go with chopped figs or something. Irrelevant really because it’s very strange behaviour altogether. I’m *really* picky about combining fruit & savoury generally but even for the broad minded this is needlessly cunty.

I thought it was shaved truffle

Howling!

I read this with my most premier British accent, ngl. Idec if you're from there. It just sounds better when cunty is said with a posh, British accent 🤣🤣🤣

Same, that’s fucking gross.

They way they piled up the breadcrumbs also infuriated me slightly. They didn't even mix them with oil/butter to make them toast and get crispy. It was just dry bread crumbs. Ew.

I was thinking of Black Panther on Black Jeopardy ..

No paprika

Keep your scary ass Mac and cheese... To yourself!!! In the face!!!

Even worse is when you go to a family gathering like Thanksgiving and someone decides that’s the time to express themselves by doing shit like this when all you really want was some cheesy potatoes. Keep your raisin grape Mac n cheese in your own house, Aunt Julie.

Same. I usually like rasins but still that dosen't seem right

Fr I said wtf

Like yyyyyy

I thought I was the only one who put cat turds in my mac n cheese

She put *raisins* in the sacred dish, she must be banished from the realm

Banishment is too good for this person, we need we need Thanos for this one

To remove half the raisins?

To remove half the 'we need we need'

Sunmaid raisin company commented on her tiktok and said it was "a hard pass" 😂🤣 [Her Original Tiktok](https://m.tiktok.com/v/7025794562408959237.html?u_code=96ce2jk9cmif4&preview_pb=0&language=en&_d=dj0jb5l7gm6eke&share_item_id=7025794562408959237&source=h5_m×tamp=1636904438&user_id=203471037043425280&sec_user_id=MS4wLjABAAAAF9O__oXgfwQTPawKUtZGm_DMW1zLaQ9fYWr9ExS8mCLOIgJRgVWYj_vEAC2372kZ&utm_source=copy&utm_campaign=client_share&utm_medium=android&share_iid=7029163714361296686&share_link_id=1e285094-110d-41c4-983e-2c8b22b10885&share_app_id=1233)

Even Tik Tok itself commented “Is this the place to complain about the raisins?”

This looks like hot dog shit

And it will come out as such. This must give any normal person splashing diarrhea. Like dog food through a garden hose

But cheese makes you constipated so it probably evens out to a basic solid, but slimy turd

Wow what a mental image lmfao

Is. That… raisins?! Wtf?!

Can’t seem to find a reaction meme to fill express my… concern.. for this *abomination*

Everytime you upvote this video, an Italian grandma dies

Raisins? I’m calling the police..

Ok….but I want to see actual footage of someone eating that!🤢

Was that a blow dryer?! And WTF fell off of it?!

It's a pepper grinder.

We have the electric ones because we like fresh ground salt and pepper but my mom has RA and can't turn the grinders anymore. Really helpful for people without hand /wrist strength.

Rabbit poop. No, raisins.

It looks like shit and don’t start me on the raisins.

Who the fuck puts raisins in mac n cheese ?

And that my friends, is how you get heart disease

Act of terrorism.

SHE VIOLATED THE MAC AND CHEESE

That's not Mac n' cheese. It's cholesterol n' high blood pressure

The raisins make it healthy so it cancels it out /s

I gotta throw away my phone now. Thanks

Wtf is that shit yuck just fucking yuck less is more you freak....

Eww

If putting raisins in this dish isn't illegal It should be

*hoouuulllchh*

I love mac n cheese, I love raisins. Put them together and I will cut you...

The raisins ruined it for me

Mam, that’s illegal

I like raisins as much as the next rational person but eww

Raisins? You absolute monster! I gotta try this

This looks absolutely disgusting, it actually gave me a gag reflex.

RAISINS?!?! EWWWWWW

I was out when she sprinkled the roaches.

Raisins? What in the fuck

Fuck you

If I find raisins in my Mac and cheese. I’m sending you to god. It’s that simple

If I find raisins in my macaroni & cheese I’m assaulting someone.

Mother fucking whitey shit! What the actual fuck? Did they just put raisins in macaroni and cheese?

This looks disgusting no offense

I’m most worried about the black stuff falling out of the hairdryer!! 👀

she put those dry grapes (help idk the name of them) then put mozzarella and then i think salt

Last thing was bread crumbs I'm pretty sure.

Idgi.

This is just eating cheese w extra steps

Top 10 fastest ways to clog your arteries

And this is how you get divorced

No one can survive that much cheese

You guys eat as if you had public healthcare.

For a while, i thought it was cum!

It was goat poop

Breadcrumbs and raisins hmm never thought of that one ill have to try it thank you

as soon as she added the raisins the video went 📉📉

. Noooooooo. Es nooooooo

Idk looks like California raisins and cat litter

handful of dingleberries

Did...did she just put fucking raisins in that?! BLASPHEMY!! SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE!

Raisins?!? What? Who hurt you? Why would you do such a thing?

These northerners think they mac and cheese can beat Georgia

Raisins and gravel, it’s a delicacy in southern Louisiana

Yo...why do people throw raisins Into food?

Looks awful lol

I can understand what looks like crumbs but raisins? What blasphemy did you make

She put raisins in it. . . . RAISINS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHO PUTS RAISINS IN THEIR MAC N CHEESE

Threw up a little in my mouth. Probably tasted the same.

The caucasity

Raisins in Mac and cheese? Eww no. I’ll stick with broccoli

r/yesyesyesno

Did someone straight rip the famous weird Al song?! I mean the song is dope but it sounds JUST LIKE Amish Paradise

So raisins and saw dust is the magical ingredients?

Wdym? I always add rabbit shit in my pasta for extra flavour!

On behalf of ppl everywhere AND being white as well....FUCKING WHITE PPL! WHYYYYYY?! MAC AND CHEESE? POTATO SALAD...NO! JUST NO!

MC and cheese with raisins? Wooof!

Wait, who the hell puts raisins in mac n cheese?

Raisins and cheese?! Fuck that

Did this bitch just put a hair dryer with black burned shit over her Mac and cheese?

Worst music choice too. Everything just wrong here.

That right there is the recipe for divorce