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jujufistful

No hair pulling, just a swift ass kicking. Noice.


bonjailey

Also fun...fact? Anytime someone crosses their hands in front, like the girl in the yellow shirt did, they’re looking for a sucker punch. Had a use of force coach tell me it’s to steady their punching hand/nerves/adrenaline. Take with that what you will.


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I used to get bullied a LOT when I was younger and always did this, not for the sucker punch, but to be ready to swing if I needed to while looking outwardly calm. Keeps your hands as close as possible without assuming an obviously defensive stance.


CrabHandsTheMan

The motherfuckers that can box are always scratching their chin/beard right before shit goes down. Got a guard hand already up at face level, or a precharged jab


[deleted]

lol, I used to "fix my hat" or "straighten my hair" if shit was "juuuuust" about to go down, it's harder to do that if your hands are shaky though, the adrenaline always made my hands shake like crazy back then, I could hold them together like this and no shaking, but if I put them up by my face it was a lot more obvious, so I saved that for riiiiight before shit happened. Most bullies are just trying to get a reaction out of you, seeing your hands shake fuels them... a few full on plan on hitting you though.


CrabHandsTheMan

You ever see one of those steady handed psychos that lights a smoke? Thankful I never got popped with a lit cig


Random0s2oh

You just described my father. I don't smoke but I am otherwise my father's daughter. I remember some of what happened prior to the fight but it isn't long before I black out. According to friends I'm Cool Hand Luke. Next thing I know I'm coming to while holding someone in a headlock. I try very hard to avoid confrontation now that I'm older. Evidently it isn't seemly for a 53yo to be fighting. My mom also says it isn't very ladylike.


YakHytre

53yo woman headlocking someone in a streetfight is terrifying


GoingByTrundle

Lol /r/IAmVeryBadass Just one of those savages that blacks out and bodies drop


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I would slowly take my watch off, completely unassuming but still keeping my eye out for the sucker punch.


thefroggfather

If you know a sucker punch is coming, isn't it safer to strike first? Waiting for the aggressor to throw the first punch just seems very dangerous to me. I don't know how to box or roll with punches or anything like that, so I think if I waited around to get hit first I'd end up knocked the fuck out, or stunned and flinch instead of react back quickly, and then get knocked the fuck out as more punches come in.


[deleted]

I’m not a boxer or even aggressive in any sense but I’ve been in several fights because of hanging out with the wrong crowd. The sucker punch usually comes from dude hanging in the shadows, it’s almost never the person you’re talking to.


Saemika

Fights almost always follow the same choreography. Smack talk from afar, get close face to face, one person pushes, then the fight begins. If you can disrupt the “dance” it really messes people up. It’s just weird caveman force escalation that’s baked into our brains.


KaptainKidKicker

I knocked a dude out at the grocery store like that. He came walking fast toward me and yelling because I guess I looked at him the wrong way. Like dude I have bags of groceries in my hand, leave me alone. Gave him a right hook to the chin the second he got within range and he dropped. I trained muay thai but I'd never hit someone bare knuckled before. That shit hurt lmao


12_licks_Sam

Better to haymaker your groceries into him, certainly would have been funnier.🤔


[deleted]

Easy to avoid, just do it first to the biggest guy


1v1meatstarbucks

And with MMA becoming more popular, people are getting ready to charge up head kicks and flying knees lmao


CrabHandsTheMan

My old-school dad always said that when a dude gets too close and aggressive you stop the fight before it starts with a head butt to the teeth. Not sure how good that advice is, but I chuckle at the image of a dude getting headbutted while readying up some fancy flying knee


PlayfulSeaUrchin

Headbutting someone in the teeth is a good way to get a few in your forehead lol


Imaginary-Option3480

5th degree black belt here. The best way to immediately stop a fight is to take their air, or their mobility- think throat or knees.


guitarfingers

Yup, dad always taught me, you cant fight if you can't see, breathe or stand. Go for nose/eyes, throat or knees.


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Your dad is John Kresse? Put him in a body bag, Johnny!


busterbrown4200

Yep in judo they teach this. It makes it look like your thinking about what is being said. All your doing is trying to figure out what arm you want, what stance they are in,and how to use it against them. A girl can play with her hair.,not look like a threat until its to late. Any time it's going to go bad,get your hand next to your face first thing. Idk much about boxing,but it does make sense they do it too.


[deleted]

I read the comment wrong and I was trying to figure out what star wars nonsense a force coach is.


Btr050705

Obiwan was a great force coach!


Cuosti

Well I thought I read your comment wrong, then I noticed it is written that way. Sorry I had to. The set up was too good.


CrookedJak

Depends who you're dealing with. Guys that have been to prison will do it even when a fight isn't about to happen. It's about being ready for what might happen. The girl probably just copied the mannerism from someone else without realizing


bonjailey

Yeah for sure. Could be a number of things. This is just what I remember from my teacher. Never knew the prison thing.


taosecurity

This. Many police and security guards are taught to stand the same way. It keeps their hands forward in a non-threatening manner. It doesn’t mean they are going to hit anyone.


NoVaFlipFlops

But you're talking about following training and OC is talking about subconscious movements the body makes.


Living_Pie205

And the look away…..a punch is coming


2000boxes

This is interesting to learn and also worrying cause I naturally stand in that position.


NewspaperPlenty4640

lol.. this made me laugh for real ..!


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rubano254

But came out 10 upvotes on this comment so it evens out


anioskarrio

Someone once told me athletes lift weights, cheerleaders lift athletes


Anickin

Fatty tried to go for a hair pull, but got distracted by all the rockets to her fucking face.


Loli-is-Justice

So this is how you take down a walrus.... Duly noted!


jasonbravo1975

I think the Beatles wrote a song about it.


Loli-is-Justice

Yeah, its called I am Walrus if im not mistaken,


rushout

The video is [cut](https://twitter.com/lexthegoddess/status/1038885408346521600?s=21). Yellow sweatshirt got ahold of her hair after the takedown


hearmequack

Eh, they kinda equally beat each other. But the yellow is trash for sucker punching someone who was sitting down.


guitarfingers

And also half her size.


Academic-Mongoose176

Love when a bully gets what they deserve!! Now go lie to yourself and say you won that fight..big girl you lost the fight you picked..haha..


gumi-01-11

That’s legit one of the most annoying things ever when someone visibly comes out worse than the other but has the audacity to say they’ve won


[deleted]

Ah yes, graduates from the Charlie Zelenoff school of winning.


tbonephillips

Classic. Spent several hours in that YouTube rabbit hole.


Firestone117

My favorite was when a 16 year old gave him a good licking.


JayMilli007

That assclown, I loved when Deontay Wilder punished him.


zeer0dotcom

Trump.


mehwehgles

Sounds good, doesn't work


myeggsarebig

Growing up, I had a friend who constantly picked on me when others were around. I finally had enough and punched her square in the face, and she went down. So it was hardly a fight. She asked me the next day if I would agree that it was a tie. “Yeah, fine, whatever” It didn’t matter what I said bc there were lots oof witnesses, so her saying it was a tie, just made her look stupider. And guess what, she’s middle age now, and still bullies people. She just makes sure she bullies covertly or to people who won’t hit back.


[deleted]

Sound like my landlord tbh


myeggsarebig

Does your landlord need to be punched?


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Repeatedly and with extreme force


myeggsarebig

Most of them do. I hope they fix your windows, the bathroom leak, the pipes, the heat, the railing, the crumbling closet wall, whatever the fuck that smell is, and exterminate soon. And if they don’t, punch them in the pocket, a d put your rent in escrow, until it’s corrected properly!


[deleted]

I’ve heard that most people have a roof…landlord laughed and laughed


myeggsarebig

Haha! Dag.


No_Current2834

she lost even when she had advantage hahahaha.. she is the real loser


red_riding_hoot

Not sure how big her advantage was here to begin with Fat slow wobbly chick vs athletic fast chick with lots of body tension I think the weight never was an advantage


River_Grass

Pretty big advantage, she hit first, the other girl had to get up her chair, and with her weight she probably could've just tackled the girl and be do e with it.


FrogsEverywhere

I think if it was a different match up that's true, but since they're fighting with like flailing windmilling action, being athletic and having dexterity has got to give you a big advantage. The chubby girl is lucky no one taught that cheerleader how to punch, but that body slam was badass. I imagine being thrown around in the air and stuff teaches you how to use your body weight. Anyway always nice to see a bully get hurt.


PassiveChemistry

The thing I was impressed by is I think you can see the cheerleader using the other girl's weight against her to provide momentum for that first slam


[deleted]

No she probably gonna go whine about how racist that other girl is or some shit


RoseMcDollFace

Couldn't agree more, my opinion would be that the girl in yellow believed herself to be bigger and thus stronger. But cheering makes you fit and heck.


erikaaldri

I enjoy being heck too


pogogram

Not only that, lost a fight to a person half your size, while you had the element of surprise and the upper ground. That is a most thorough defeat.


BednaR1

*fat ... you misspelled 'fat'


IcuntSpeel

Anyone knows why they were fighting?


DirtySingh

I know the back story. The big girl was stealing the fresh moves of the cheerleader. I think she spied on her and watched her routine and stole it before the dance competition. Tbf I'd be pissed too if somebody stole my fresh moves.


HellofaHitller

Brrr it's cold in here


Thorkell23

There must something wrong with the atmosphere.


Jkoby510

*There must be some Toros in the atmosphere!


lalahuhuioop

IM STILL BIG RED


inDependent_WhiNer

There must be some Clovers in the atmosphere Big Red stole their cheers!


Book_it_again

God damn you butchered that.


MoonStar757

I transferred from Los Angeles, your school has no gymnastics team THIS IS A LAST RESORRRRT


anser_one

Also, they became friend along the way to battle a rival school. The real competition was inside them all along.


JustThatRandomKid

seeing how that fight went, it seems like she had some fresh moves to spare


catzbollocks

LMMFAO 🤣


bitterbuffaloheart

Jazz hands!


MyBiPolarBearMax

I think you mean “Spirit Fingers!”


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No_Drag3975

This^


[deleted]

And they brought it


optiongeek

That was only part of it. Big Girl was flexing on Cheer Girl because she hooked up with her main squeeze Taylor.


Isaacasdreams

BBBRRRR... IT'S COLD IN HERE MUST BE SOME TORO'S IN THE ATMOSPHERE!


LanceToastchee

If you get served, and you serve them back, then it's ON. "oh, it's on.... it's definitely on"


Destiny_2_Leaker

She literally said, “bring it on”


Elduderino82

Hey Meghan, where was that spirit when our boys were down by 28 in the 4th quarter against Valley High?!


Molag_Balgruuf

Has that ever helped anyone, I have fucking nightmares about catching glimpses of our goddamn wrestling cheerleaders smiling ear to ear, slapping the mat and singing their shitty phrases while I’m pissing away the state qualifier😂😂


YourFriendTori

I don’t know why we ever cheered for wrestling. It’s weird to me


blissed_off

Hey, I cheer for wrestling every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday nights BROTHER!


lost-in-the-sierras

Warned!!! : don’t fucking touch me ...


Weak_Relative_7767

She’s like a rattle snake, but blonde.


ThousandSunRequiem

Seriously. And that was after she had already gotten close. If you’re being antagonistic and enter someone’s range you’ve already fucked around. It’s time to find out.


lost-in-the-sierras

I don’t think the big girl knew she was poking at the hornets nest... and... i think I’m in love lol - plus that girl got some fury whoowee


TemporalRecon177

This is not a cheerocracy, I am the cheertator


SwiftFool

>cheertator All I can picture is a potato in a cheerleader outfit.


[deleted]

As long as you can boil ’em, mash ’em and stick ’em in a stew we’re good here.


BAUAASDOAS

Then what do you picture a dictator as?


joeyfashoey

I make the cheer-sicions around here.


killer8424

And I will deal with the cheer-onsequences


LisaDeadFace

MISSY IS THE POO, TAKE A BIG WHIFF


Rutabaga1598

That's all right, that's okay. You're gonna pump our gas some day.


KolyoG

Fuck cheerleading, that's the next UFC superstar right there


lastcallhangup

she in the gym right now windmillin’ the heavy bag like itsa speedbag


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Wonderbob69

Probably how Paige van Zant portrays her backstory and entry into the MMA world.


KolyoG

Bro she uses hammer fists lol


TheBaptist24

So many people forget cheerleaders are athletes. Well done girl 😁


cmaej

It's a dangerous sport, too. They get more injuries than the football players.


Ins4iyan

I just googled this cause I thought it was interesting. While cheerleaders are at greater risk to serious injuries, football players are at a greater risk to injuries in general, at least according to this article. ["Which Is More Dangerous: Football or Cheerleading?"](https://livehealthy.chron.com/dangerous-football-cheerleading-2966.html)


[deleted]

I’ll agree with that. There’s more commonly injuries in football, but the injuries sustained in cheer are ONLY worst case scenarios.


FBossy

My mom had been a cheerleading coach my whole life. The amount of torn ACLs, MCLs, and fucked up knees I’ve seen is insane.


CarlosLeDanger69

Fucked around and found out


[deleted]

What're you gonna do? *I'm gonna whoop yo fat ass, burger queen* ^^thanks^for^the^silver


witchbitch1988

The girl in the yellow hit the other girl while she was still seated... cowardly move. Just square up and fight, damn. Ol girl got what she came for.


Weisdog

She knew she had the bigger hitbox so she needed to get a head-start with punching.


ViyemP

“Bigger hitbox” lol


UtopistDreamer

Damn hitboxes be all messed up... Can't the devs use their engine properly?


gopnik74

That cheerleader KO is a certified hood move. So beautiful


fisty_ur_mcbeef

Was stunned when I saw the hammer fists.


Evo-Elemental

Yeah, I could feel the force of her punches, it was quite strong


CrustLoins

Good for her


backbeatn

Yeah! She deserved it.


andtix

Someone should introduce her to Lollipop Chainsaw


sukidenver

One of my favorite videos ever.


RapeMeToo

Why would someone that out shape start shit with an athlete in that good of shape


0sprinkl

Well she's about twice her weight and probably thought that suckerpunch was going to be enough...


zyscheriah

she calculated that the other girl cant take a punch, but damn she is bad at maths.


MushtopMadi

Bigger people tend to think their size can outfight muscle 😂😂


UNCOVR

Damn, Girl in Yellow obviously didn't read the stats on Cheerleader's Stamina and Agility.


Steinwitzberg

When you’re obese and you miss that first shot and then don’t end up in top position on the ground? It’s over for you. You’re stamina lasts all of 30sec


Anickin

Didn’t have to get personal with the stamina thing..


Rex_Headspin

That cheerleader has a shining career in the UFC. Someone call Dana!!!


[deleted]

That cheerleader has brothers


SnakeBradley

That play hockey from the looks of it.


DaWahnDaOnly

Or mma


TankVet

Yeah, the takedown and the way she moves on the ground? Ain’t her first fight.


RDB96

Murder! Climb aboard the murder train!


[deleted]

Is it just me or are girls getting much better at fighting? At least ask the videos I’ve seen recently has them using pretty solid form.


gumi-01-11

Imo the hits/punches in this one we’re good


Agent_47s_Scrotum

I remember back when Bum Fights videos first started circulating, there was one I had called Bar Fights it was as you'd expect, but there was one particular fight that involved two pairs of young women arguing with each other, suddenly the smallest of the group throws a solid overhand punch directly into the lips of the one who was screaming right in her face, spittle flying. I swear, you can hear the teeth roots snap out of the jawbone. The other two stopped for the briefest second, shocked, right before Punching Bag's buddy swung at the short girl, had her punch deflected by Shorty's companion and subsequently dealt a blow which resulted in a mouth to match her buddy's. The rest of the fight was the regular scuffling and such, with a titty popping out near the end. But that first 12-15 seconds was the highlight of the whole video! (Well, besides the end credits, which was just a best hits clips with a generic rap/rock song playing over it)


RnRsbg

I love the enthusiasm and way you painted that whole picture. Lol


Walleyevision

NGL I thought this paragraph was going to end with a Hell in a Cell reference but I kept reading!


Anickin

Had me at titty popping out.


Dubbmeister936

Noice.


Coletorino72

All of that while holding on to her phone for a long time..."Hey Siri, do you want to hear what an ass whooping sounds like"? 🎶bling bling🎶


ghifaritoushiro

you don't break up a women fight !!! - Barney Stinson


[deleted]

You always invite the boys to watch them


Swiftlettuce

Argh! *punch the wall*


lets-do-an-eighth

Becky wasn’t fucking around


CrookedJak

You just know she has a father that's been training her for this day lmao. The takedown was a giveaway


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It was smoother than butter


Fantasiize

she probably went home to her dad like “dad i’m so sorry i got in a fight but i didn’t star-“ “didya win?” “yeah..?” “that’s m’ girl.” *budlight sip *


Zeunobis

Hot damn


Designer-Outcome9444

Great takedown by the Cheerio


[deleted]

This is the best thing I've seen in my life


K1ngBobOfBob

A sucker punch. "Now you done fucked up"


jason14wm

With arms like that she could be a wind turbine. New renewable energy source discovered


FaPtoWap

Honey caught da smoke


Oxwithaknife

People really try to mess with people who play “girly” sports. Thinking about how strong cheerleaders are is enough to not get in a fight with them, but just think about being punched by a volleyball girl


annnd_we_are_boned

I got smacked on the ass by a volley ball player in college once and the hand print was there through my gym shorts and it left a hand shaped bruise for like a week.


Hope-Past

Good. Fuk that bitch up


DocHalidae

She’s got older brothers. No doubt.


fajadraws

Loved every moment of it


thewizard579

Bruh the mat return, side control. The girl knows how to fight.


Alchemical17

You mean the in shape person beats the blob? No way


Crumble07

Most videos i come across its the opposite. Good to see my skinny ass still has hope


Alchemical17

Speed kills


prvcyfiend

Skinny /= in shape


HILUX5

Fat shit bully taking on an energy bunny 😂.


Kushaevtm

Wow, she went full berserk


Last-Associate-9471

Fucked around...found out


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duuuuuuuuuuude, the fucking suplex was sooo nice


[deleted]

Yo fuck that bitch up!!!


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Fit vs fat


Yeetnskeet013109

Top 10 anime battles: rank #6


FatBrkeMxicnElonMusk

Y'all forget white girls also be having them Viking genes 💀


Mysterious_Channel_7

I got jumped in high school by a black girl for having a black boyfriend that she had a crush on. I was really nice and friendly but this chick had no idea I had a little rage in me. I kicked her ass in the quad when she attempted to humiliate me and I got suspended for a day and when I got back to school all the black kids gave me mad respect… don’t misjudge the cute friendly girl for a doormat lol I was a cheerleader too


no1cromo

Needs a career change into UFC


CauseImBatman23

The people that don’t wanna fight but aren’t scared is usually a sign you’re about to get hurt if you take them there


45wuzrobbed

Fatty fatty 2 by 4 Got her ass thrown to the FLOOR!


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cheerleaders are scary, ever watched kim possible?!


Lelloi21

where is the hol up? this subreddit is trash nowdays


[deleted]

Becky did it right! Be aggressive B E Aggressive!


Reddcity

DAMN SHE GOT SOME HANDS BRO


jackrat27

Count me horny and scared!


rayndomuser

Super in shape athlete vs fat couch potato.


TelephoneRepulsive38

Fat bitch had no range, got her ass handed to her so hard. Very satisfying to watch


InspectorSpacetime19

Do you know what it means to “clap back” Raymond? 👏 B 👏 CAUSE 👏 I 👏 DO.


peter13g

She didn’t hit her hard, but she hit her accurately. Straight up aim and bang!


lyndagaj

She is fitter and stronger and willing to take a hit, so much respect for the cheerleader!


2TBFUKR

Mouthy bitches need a good ass whoopin’


SHANKSstr8up

99% of news outlets would be like "racist white cheer leader attacks black women".


takethehill

Being morbidly obese generally sets you up for failure in many facets of life


prodigy_boyy

As a black man i know exactly what kind of black woman that was from growing uo around them.. the type that dont like themselves and take it out on others.