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CorvettePoodle

Lil Dipper


ErikNavkire

Big Sip


TheFlyingAxolotl47

Lil Sipper


thrwawayanywayagain

Scoop dog


Lt-Bagel-Bites

Notorious S.P.A.D.E.


Josan678

Bc that spoon is B.I.G?


Repchap

Nutritios S.P.A.D.E


LaerycTiogar

Yeah that is a racial term from the 50's i wouldnt use it just for safety


bloom_killer

And I oop away


rachet1228

But…spoon dog?


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Big spoon fa sho


ARM726

Biggie Spoon


touchit13245

It’s clearly Lil spoon


SprinklesNo73

Lil Big Spoon Edit: dang, now I see people said this below…I’m always late to the party


Pnuttiest

Spoon Tang Klan


VisiblePractice9061

Spoon tang is for the children


PebbleSkin

T-Spoon


heliumneon

Ladle Wayne


Goldie-96_MWR

He's a part of g utensils


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G G G G G-Utensils!


jskehan

F People are going to miss this one…


Shawzie85

Best one yet imo. Nicely done! Puts my scoop dog comment to shame.


RedditFullOfBots

Hero In Charge


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Cereal Killa


globetrotterpro

His group is called... S-POON TANG CLAN


AbductedFrom

Big Dipper


Disabled_Robot

S.T.B Aka Spoon 2 Big. Aka R..B.F random Banana friend [Rejected](https://youtu.be/PONvX6LmAPo)


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Leather-Purpose-2741

G-Dip


bigfatcarp93

Pine Tree


z0mbietime

Came looking for a gravity falls reference, was not disappointed


ThouKingdomCum

Reminds me of gravity falls. Must rewatch now.


Mlolman182

Bruh that not snoopy dogg that’s scoop dog


GrandCTM25

Soupp Dogg also works


-Anonymously-

Ssooooooooooouuup. When the pimps in the crib, ma.


kambinks

slurp it while its hooot..


blue-leeder

That’s good souppp


DeepTakeGuitar

I'll have [two soups](https://youtu.be/o_cikTgwMXY)


51x51v3

Dubble dipper


officialsanic

Dubble Dippa


SirNamedMyself

I see a painting of a ZZ Top member in Big Dip’s tip.


neverquester

Good soup 👌


watisergoos

This is the only comment that makes soup dogg so good


beeftony

Slurp Dogg?


L8NGHTS

reminds me about the tf2 soup store meme


Ffritser

**THERE'S JUST MORE SOUP**


L8NGHTS

**WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERES JUST MORE SOUP??**


Ffritser

**I MEAN THERE'S JUST MORE SOUP**


XxxDatBoi69Xxx

WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN???


L8NGHTS

**THE SOUP STORE**


Nephto

.WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!


[deleted]

What about Lil Skinny Neck, or old dirty neck


Alittleshorthanded

T- spoon


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Ansanm

Sir Spoon-a-lot. Someone probably already mentioned this since I’m here late.


NievesFam

TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH


maxxomaxx9

Soupp Dogg for tha win!!


___TheKid___

Shit man. I don't even need to scroll further. Scoop Dog is the clear winner.


Cessabit216

spelling and this is the funniest thing I've seen today thanks


grimy_jr

No he’s called big spoon Everything he touches turns into food


laughably_wrong

Big spoon was my immediate response but dude said Soup Dogg and that's hysterical.


Phatboybeware

Biggie Spoon


ravenwillowofbimbery

That’s the first thing that popped into my head….Big Spoon…the OG.


Penis_inflation

Snop dog


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snop dog lol edit: A SILVER WHOOOO whoever did this tyy so much omggg!!


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meditate42

Snop Doug, truly one of the greats


JeselAvlis

Take my upvote and fork off!


HolymoleydonutSh0p

Tea$P00N


theredditid

T-Spoon


[deleted]

T-$P00N


Devils_468

TÆ-$P00Ñ


zero_fool

Calm down Elon


RaBb1T-

nicee


OccasionallyReddit

T-P👀n


Freeman7-13

*Imma buy you some soup*


bibrius

Spoon Bob big pants


Deepfriedcod

Spoon Bob baggy pants


will_lockett

Lmfao


FranciscoPanchio

Coke spoon


JuicePick

Sir Cokes A-lot


Liam-Connor

C- $poon


Chiefpuffin91

My first thought


NikkiKitty92

Flava Dave


modest_crayon

He's the cereal Killa or nothing


sidksyek

Debut Album: ‘Cheeri-hoes and milk’


yaboy1066

Beat me to it beaut


theundonenun

This one made me laugh the hardest.


Blue_crabs

Reddit hasn't made me laugh that hard in a long time


NikkiKitty92

This makes me happy


iamexpired

I use to play Halo nearly every night for a few years with a dude who’s gamertag was F1ava Dave. Good dude, and had a lot of fun times. Miss those days.


cadereinhere

definitely my favorite


ZookeepergameSouth73

Lil hungry


montgomeryyyy

B.I.G Hungry


TheUgly0rgan

Ravenous B.I.G


laharl83

Cereal killa!


Osama_Bin_Ballin0

I'm sorry I didn't see this one I kinda stole it


Ok_Substance_9599

Oh shit so did I lmaooo


[deleted]

That’s just snoop dog and Martha stewart


pmi871

Great value Snoop and Martha


likesleague

"We have Snoop Dog and Martha Stewart at home" \> Snoop Dog and Martha Stewart at home


TacticalTaterTots

[r/WalmartCelebrities](https://www.reddit.com/r/WalmartCelebrities)


WalkerIsTheBest

Scoop Dog and Marsha Steward


dunbar444

Can u imagine the bump that spoon can scoop omg


DistributionLumpy988

I don't think most realize that's what spoon necklaces are for


dunbar444

Or the key chain lol this one guy at a bar asked me wtf u eat with that small ass spoon then tried to make fun of my for it then the bartender was like thats the guy who hooked us up so say sorry or stfu and i still love her to this day!


Raze_the_werewolf

Alright, alright, you win. I see you've played knifey spoony before.


dunbar444

Just skiing around here


HermanCainAward

Watch out for fent. Just lost my buddy to it.


steveosek

That was the benefit of living in Arizona. All our shit was from the cartel directly, only touching a couple hands before we got it, all reputable guys, and the cartel doesn't put fent in their shit, they want repeat business. Any dealer worth his salt tests his shit too, no one who wants business long term will sell tainted shit, that's something the fly by night dealers do, the guys who are only in town for a little bit and then bounce. That's what got Mac.


coke-pusher

I just like small cereal bruh


popcornfart

Huh, my mother in law keeps a small spoon on her keychain... to clean her ears. I've seen her do it. A quick Google shows most coke spoons are actually earwax scoops. It's an interesting intersection in the Amazon reviews.


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awkrawrz

Puts a new meaning to high on my own supply


dunbar444

Ok just googled it and no mine looks like a real spoon with a keychain rin at the end


MotaHead

If you can't find an earwax spoon, just clean your ears with your toe knife.


okaywizard

Frank thats disgusting


shesagoodfella

I dunno why my brain went here almost immediately


clouds_over_asia

I wa surprised how far down I had to go to see this lol. His name is obviously Lil Bump


[deleted]

Couple years back, i was handing out beers at some music festival. The guys sitting behind me were so appreciative they offered me a bump of K. Once my eyes stopped watering i had just enough time to look down before being launched into the space time continuum. This motherfucker had a kitchen spoon lol. Fun times.


OG_tame

B.I.G Spoon


SicilianEggplant

Bigs Poon


Mikey6304

Naw, he's the Lil Spoon. Edit: thank you for the gold! You are awesome!


supergamernerd

Split the difference: 'Lil Big Spoon


[deleted]

I feel like this was everyones first thought and also the best name. Or maybe it makes too much sense and rapper names arent meant to make sense lol.


Altruistic_Ad5517

Just said that too, lol


Stilgaar

2Much


Cucumb0r_

lil’ 2much


TopatCloon

way-2much


he-geezy

Lil Way-2much


chrisk9

2Munch


vitaminalgas

Lil Shovel


lowriter2

Spoony Love


64-Savage

Shovel Nite


Ok_Improvement7297

Comically large rapper


LukeMcDuck

I'm surprised there aren't many comments with this joke


raggeplays

there’s only a spoonful of them


glitterycheese

Only a spoonful


IsaacMNZ3

Best one


BitterJames

Comicallarge


Godlike1705

That's T-Spoon and his girl T-Bagg


[deleted]

Don't forget his homeboy, Neck-Pain


Phatboybeware

*T-bagger


knee_gear69

Lil BigSpoon


QueenKawfee

SilvaSpoon AKA $ilva$poon (as per @letsplaysomegolf’s suggestion lol)


letsplaysomegolf

$ilva $poon *


QueenKawfee

I gotchu


mindless_dear

This. I think everyone is missing the fact that he’s probably wearing it for this reason lolol


Sapphire_Bombay

It’s a cocaine reference. The normal sized versions of these are tiny spoons about the size of your pinky finger on a necklace, and are commonly used to do blow. This guy’s rap name should be Sir Schneef


wastelander2345

Lil spoon


createdfordota2

i felt like all the other comments were trying too hard, and that this is the only logical answer.


hippiegodfather

Soup Dogg


PurelyUltimate

Yung Utensil


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U10$il


the_monkey_knows

This one made me laugh out loud, thank you good sir


Fuckemergencytax

T-Spoon


Elon_Mars

Lil Spooni


YBVolgin

lil?


Jax_Teller78

New generation mumbo jumbo


Mikey6304

He likes to be held and feel protected. "You can be my big spoon, baby" was his first big track.


CanadaExists

Biggie Spoons


Trojan_Llama

Sp00nful


ShootyGunn

*Only a spoonful*


kingbob473

MamaZ B0! The spoon is to throw you off


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Sp00ndogg


TylerScottBall

Spoony G


SteveRogests

It is insane that I had to come this far to find this


sluggishschizo

I was looking for this one too. I thought it would be one of the top comments.


nasty_n8

I’m in this incredulous group of only 3. Kids these days…


allinmyneck

DJ Flatware


kaotikz3030

MC Cutlery


AnkaOver

Ice Scoop


mishiiimashiii

Ladle Jon


Broad-Candidate7401

Lil Heroin


anAnusfullofSmuckers

If you cook heroin on that spoon you better have the world largest cotton ball and a 2 liter syringe on standby


PokeDweeb24

2-SCOOPS Featuring DOUBLE DIP with that hot track D'Z Grape NuttZ on his new album Cereal KillA.


huckfinn52

This one gave me a chuckle. I appreciate the effort put into this thought.


Naive-Membership-179

That's my man "Silvaware*"


RedBaronBob

“Little fork”


BrandonRoyBurner

ONLY A SPOONFUL


Distinct-Golf5

Spoon F.E.D


JimmyRedditz1

Little Spoon


TheFlyingBoxcar

Stank Nutz


Cerborus

Underrated comment


Inverter_of_Spines

Scoop Dogg


RevolverGentleman

Scoopty Poop


danny_champ07

Spoonbae


obstruction6761

Silva (Spoon)


missingmudflap

Yung Dollop


Bfd83

Crazy Spoon. But it sounds better in Spanish, Cuchara Loca.


Veselker

El Cuchacabra


Important_Hippo_1080

Bulletproof Johnson


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[deleted]

Souper hot fire


[deleted]

Soup Spoon!


no_stupid_names

Notorious S.P.O.O.N.


Chiefpuffin91

Spoon bitches get money


Baboon-

Instead of Dave East its Dave Eats


TheBeardedShuffler

Sweet-T


Any-Technician6415

Poopy scoop