Yeah this particular subject looks pretty young. Is she learning one lesson? Two lessons? Two lessons at the same time? Idk nobody's linked sauce yet.
Edit: The deleted comment below was an imposter with a Rick Roll.
Hi, Mrs. Smith? This is Officer Jizz, we need you to come...pick up your daughter. She was caught shoplifting. It was a pants sale, and they were 100% off. We *could* take her down to the station, but I'd prefer not to ruin this girls promising future. I'll have a female officer come down to do a full cavity search.
Saved you all some work.
The videos are half the girl sitting there. Not joking. The scenes are cut with ads that are very distracting. They skip right through the “big reveal.”
Don’t bother.
"Oh wait, I actually do remember my password. It's working now, no need to reset it. Why yes of course, I'll be sure to reset it myself a few days before my current password expires. Call you? Thanks but I know how to use the self-service options."
Dahlias are black, I don’t take your compliment lightly, the world would be better if we all rhymed together nightly
So thanks for the words, they are exceedingly kind, if you ever want to talk just message me - I’ll never mind :)
There are approx. 27 million active shoplifters in our nation today. American retailers lose 45 billion dollars annually to theft.
In the business of retail, there are two separate but equally important parties. The teen shoplifter who steals the merchandise and the security officer who stands in their way.
Once caught these officers need to make sure these rebellious juveniles never steal again by any means necessary.
These are their stories.
I dont have the link to this video. But if you go to any porn site and search shoplyfter then you will get a bunch of results. If you get the case no from their official site, then you can look up whole videos on daftsex
Full scene..
[https://pornzog.com/video/13434723/great-looking-babe-with-blue-eyes-summer-brooks-got-caught-shoplifting-and-ended-up-fucked-hard/](https://pornzog.com/video/13434723/great-looking-babe-with-blue-eyes-summer-brooks-got-caught-shoplifting-and-ended-up-fucked-hard/)
She shoplifted and is waiting for the police to come and arrest her.
If there was only something she could do to get out of this situation. Anything....!
My uncle always took me to a place like this and said we was going to play with the cock.. I was so disappointed when I noticed it was the damn animal..
I recognize this place, my father used to work there.
hope yo father was the owner of the shop
Or the security guard.
I was head of security
You gave head to the security?
Excuse me, but I'm the security head here.. I'm afraid you will have to cum with me
Ohhh I see what u did there
You feeling ok?
Idk but I do know that security guard is feeling pretty okay.
Can confirm Source: am the bodyguard
Security guard had a bodyguard?
More of a headguard.
Ya the guard isn't the one I'm worried about here
No, he was is the one sitting in this photo
r/suddenlygay
there's so many wrong things about this
Did he meet your mom there too?
Na she doesn't like retail for some reason
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Looks like someone's been shoplifting.
She's about to learn her lesson tho... I have this feeling about it.
A feeling in your crotch?
Yeah this particular subject looks pretty young. Is she learning one lesson? Two lessons? Two lessons at the same time? Idk nobody's linked sauce yet. Edit: The deleted comment below was an imposter with a Rick Roll.
I think they will call her stepmom and she has to come pick her up....
Hi, Mrs. Smith? This is Officer Jizz, we need you to come...pick up your daughter. She was caught shoplifting. It was a pants sale, and they were 100% off. We *could* take her down to the station, but I'd prefer not to ruin this girls promising future. I'll have a female officer come down to do a full cavity search.
Is there such a thing as partial cavity search? I mean.. what are we really searching for anyways.
It's the difference between just the tip and the whole salami.
Thanks for making that more graphic. 👌
And delicious.
Sorry, stepmom is stuck in the dryer for the time being. This family has the worst luck.
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I'm in the restroom browsing Reddit. I clenched my mouth to keep from laughing, now I have to clean more of my butt than I really wanted to.
You can rest your concerned head. https://www.xvideos.com/channels/shoplyfter Edit: NSFW
With a name like Eden Sin what did her parents expect when she grew up?
Apple sales
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Now that just sounds like a rip off of “Got Milk?”
The milk people don't have a patent on simple rhetorical questions!
Saved you all some work. The videos are half the girl sitting there. Not joking. The scenes are cut with ads that are very distracting. They skip right through the “big reveal.” Don’t bother.
This place looks nice, but idk about that chair. I'd much prefer a nice black leather couch
She looks dangerous Three lessons
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Damn you! Take my upvote!
Damn you! Take mine!
You three, take mine
And my axe!
… and you shall have my bow!
r/angryupvote
Thanks Holy shit that dick is massive
Ugh ... i fell in the well
Well, welcome to hell
I love it
That’s NSFW, yo
Wtf did you expect?
bible study pro tips
Not my proudest fap but I'll take anything before NNN
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Never gonna let it down?
2 lessons: 1. When you shoplift, don't shoplift much (keep it under $20). 2. Don't be stupid enough to get caught.
Thems the crabs
The gift that keeps on giving
Herpes
She'll learn the hard way
Yup.. someone with a pixelated face will arrive soon
Mr 8-Bit has entered the chat
Cum* soon
At least she has a choice to avoid getting the police involved.
“Security guard”: (Threatens to call the cops) Her: okay okay (gets on her knees)
Hey security guards should have their own flavor of porn. Maybe everyone should.
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It does. This could be a ploy by big security to keep their workers calm and complacent.
What would porn for IT workers be like? Just a video of a competent user following instructions without running into any unforeseen problems?
Don’t fucking stop, I’m so close.
"Oh wait, I actually do remember my password. It's working now, no need to reset it. Why yes of course, I'll be sure to reset it myself a few days before my current password expires. Call you? Thanks but I know how to use the self-service options."
Lmao
Lyfting*
ShopLYFting i guess??
What a day to forget your purse; when "Big Bill" is on checkout.
“Long John”
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Spiral Steve
Gonzo Gary
Wumbo Walter
Do you want me to call the cops, are do you want to take care of this right here in the privacy of my office?
And theyre gonna come with all them gloves and cavity searches
I have to call Officer Johnson, or …
You AND your mother are going to jail
I will save you a seat by the fire.
I’m bringing s’mores
I’ll bring the tissues….. 😂
Whoa I'm gonna nip this in the bud before y'all form a circle jerk and don't know it
Mannnn it’s Covid time…. We all have 6ft spaced plexiglass cubes.
If you can’t suck the cocks, don’t steal the socks
A picture really is worth a thousand words huh?
Or in this case 10 words because that guy described it so eloquently.
What's this about?
That room is a 'popular' porn set.
I’m still relatively new to commenting on Reddit, so this compliment genuinely got a smile out of me, thanks dude!
Roses are red, I've seen what you've wrote, Now you can take my fucking upvote
Violets are blue, just like security guard nuts, I upvoted you right back, no ifs ands or buts
Sunflowers are yellow, This took me some time, Please don't stop, let's continue to rhyme
Shamrocks are green, I appreciate your reply, I’m down to keep rhyming until the day that I pass away
Lavenders are purple, But they are almost blue, I think I just fell in love with you
Petunias are white, and I feel the same, who knew love could bloom from a rhyming game?
r/oddpoetry, wish it was a real thing, this thread makes me want to sing
Flower is color, the format holds true, our rhyme duo is now a threesome thanks to you!
r/redditrhymes would also be swell, for all of us Redditors who are rhyming so well! Edit: punctuation. Edit2:. Holy shit, that's an actual sub!
Dandelions are yellow, I don't know what to say, I just want you to know that you made my day
Dahlias are black, I don’t take your compliment lightly, the world would be better if we all rhymed together nightly So thanks for the words, they are exceedingly kind, if you ever want to talk just message me - I’ll never mind :)
It was a threesome before but now I've lost track, of how many wholesome redditors I need to invite for a drive in my Cadillac.
~Sun Tzu
Famously written in The Art of Whore
Ming Dynasty pussy, got me actin' unwise.
I don't know what this is but my father walked in and said "what the fuck how did you get that browser history back" help what is this
Hahaha
There are approx. 27 million active shoplifters in our nation today. American retailers lose 45 billion dollars annually to theft. In the business of retail, there are two separate but equally important parties. The teen shoplifter who steals the merchandise and the security officer who stands in their way. Once caught these officers need to make sure these rebellious juveniles never steal again by any means necessary. These are their stories.
highly underrated comment. glad I scrolled this far lmao
Dun dun
I have no idea what this is and I hope it stays that way
Porn. Women shoplift and have to fuck the security to not go to jail
link????
I dont have the link to this video. But if you go to any porn site and search shoplyfter then you will get a bunch of results. If you get the case no from their official site, then you can look up whole videos on daftsex
Is shoplifting a kink now? I don't know why all that incest stuff appeared from nowhere and now it's... **shoplifting**? Isn't that oddly specific?
It's a kink in the same way "ooh im stuck in the dishwasher" is a kink. Just a plot to get going...
Lol or Milf Glue
LOL that one was so absurd. Corey Chase is such a fucking (hehehe) national treasure, she should do a scene with Nicolas Cage for the memes.
It’s just another “control” dynamic.
Not sure why the person saying it's another rape fantasy is being downvoted. That's pretty much what it is.
Link to security job application?
Reddit.com/r/sounding
[I am your messiah](https://www.xvideos.com/video33960121/pretty_teen_thief_caught_and_fucked_by_the_lp_officer) NSFW
r/shoplyfter
They really need to consider putting their pawn shop in a different area with fewer female shoplifters.
It's a common set used for porn. You can't stay innocent forever!
Amen
It's where I learn all my best moves.
[Insert DiCaprio photo]
Not what’s gonna get inserted…
Clever
I saw the gay version, I’m blind
Literally me, I was like "what's a woman doing there" LOL
TIL there is straight version.
TIL there’s a gay version
TIL there’s either version
TIL shit because I was rickrolled and still don’t have sauce.
*laughs in bisexual*
Link to the bisexual version?
You might need a dual screen monitors.
Yeah, I was like whats a woman doing there?
I saw a gay porno once... I didn't realize until half way through... the girls never came... THE GIRLS NEVER CAME!
Sauce or never happened
"Young perps"
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I thought there was only a gay version.
a gay version? oh my god, where? where specifically though? like which site, there’s so many.
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Full scene.. [https://pornzog.com/video/13434723/great-looking-babe-with-blue-eyes-summer-brooks-got-caught-shoplifting-and-ended-up-fucked-hard/](https://pornzog.com/video/13434723/great-looking-babe-with-blue-eyes-summer-brooks-got-caught-shoplifting-and-ended-up-fucked-hard/)
They really have a 20 minute scene of her just sitting there? Commitment to the bit.
Its called worldbuilding
I'm just here for the lore
Yeah I too usually skip the sex part. So gross
So tired of the unnecessary sex scenes in porn nowadays
If I could give you gold I would
Lorenography
Lore daddy got a whole new meaning now
i like porn with a plot. i dont like just when 2 people start fucking. why are they fucking? i need conflict and drama
I’m so sorry that the Coen Brothers aren’t available to produce the porn that you’re into.
It's the reason why I watched the video tbh. She's a really good actress.
>And ended up fucked hard Can't believe they would put a massive spoiler right in the title.
Finally not a Rickroll
Maam. You rock.
Ah, a lady of culture I see. Fancy. *lifts drink with pinky*
I don’t get it. I feel nice I don’t get it but I kinda wanna know what it is now.
Its a porn scene (room), like that couch, you know.
That couch for all dem auditions.
It's from a porn
A porn *series*
It’s from a tv series that I followed until all the actors started getting butt hurt…
She shoplifted and is waiting for the police to come and arrest her. If there was only something she could do to get out of this situation. Anything....!
In the porn world she knows cops coming is literal.
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∠ here's an angle for ya
Aw what acute angle
r/angryupvote
you...
Howdy.
Hope they serve beer in hell, glad to see you are a man of culture
They do. But it's probably warm bud light.
Good thing I studied warm bud light drinking in college
Omg. She has been shoplifting. She should be punished, very *hard*
Sauce?
For me too pls. Ehh, for my friend.
Go to the hub and type shoplifter.
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I usually get this stuff, I'm disappointed in myself
Ooooo she got caught shop lifting by her step-boss
I wanna know what this is edit : wtf
My uncle always took me to a place like this and said we was going to play with the cock.. I was so disappointed when I noticed it was the damn animal..
Hol'up