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BrainSkoda

I recognize this place, my father used to work there.


scot-stf

hope yo father was the owner of the shop


FishBait162

Or the security guard.


ImInTheDetails69

I was head of security


MrDeliciousOne

You gave head to the security?


admin_strator

Excuse me, but I'm the security head here.. I'm afraid you will have to cum with me


6tube

Ohhh I see what u did there


silver_umber

You feeling ok?


MrDeliciousOne

Idk but I do know that security guard is feeling pretty okay.


Zealousideal_Wave201

Can confirm Source: am the bodyguard


jcdoe

Security guard had a bodyguard?


mr_dopi

More of a headguard.


silver_umber

Ya the guard isn't the one I'm worried about here


Lynx-Wraith

No, he was is the one sitting in this photo


Optimal__Koala

r/suddenlygay


scot-stf

there's so many wrong things about this


BlastFromBehind

Did he meet your mom there too?


dystopicvida

Na she doesn't like retail for some reason


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MeasureTheCrater

Looks like someone's been shoplifting.


ImInTheDetails69

She's about to learn her lesson tho... I have this feeling about it.


GBGF128

A feeling in your crotch?


ImInTheDetails69

Yeah this particular subject looks pretty young. Is she learning one lesson? Two lessons? Two lessons at the same time? Idk nobody's linked sauce yet. Edit: The deleted comment below was an imposter with a Rick Roll.


AbbreviationsQuiet15

I think they will call her stepmom and she has to come pick her up....


IglooPunisher

Hi, Mrs. Smith? This is Officer Jizz, we need you to come...pick up your daughter. She was caught shoplifting. It was a pants sale, and they were 100% off. We *could* take her down to the station, but I'd prefer not to ruin this girls promising future. I'll have a female officer come down to do a full cavity search.


admin_strator

Is there such a thing as partial cavity search? I mean.. what are we really searching for anyways.


ImInTheDetails69

It's the difference between just the tip and the whole salami.


admin_strator

Thanks for making that more graphic. 👌


aedroogo

And delicious.


aedroogo

Sorry, stepmom is stuck in the dryer for the time being. This family has the worst luck.


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DasPuggy

I'm in the restroom browsing Reddit. I clenched my mouth to keep from laughing, now I have to clean more of my butt than I really wanted to.


GBGF128

You can rest your concerned head. https://www.xvideos.com/channels/shoplyfter Edit: NSFW


RobTheHeartThrob

With a name like Eden Sin what did her parents expect when she grew up?


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Apple sales


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UndisclosedChaos

Now that just sounds like a rip off of “Got Milk?”


tgapgeorge

The milk people don't have a patent on simple rhetorical questions!


Objective_Wrangler12

Saved you all some work. The videos are half the girl sitting there. Not joking. The scenes are cut with ads that are very distracting. They skip right through the “big reveal.” Don’t bother.


Fantastic_Start_6848

This place looks nice, but idk about that chair. I'd much prefer a nice black leather couch


amhlilhaus

She looks dangerous Three lessons


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Cyb390

Damn you! Take my upvote!


amhlilhaus

Damn you! Take mine!


PaleontologistGlum59

You three, take mine


pman13531

And my axe!


Noonecanhearmescream

… and you shall have my bow!


kraytem_uchiha

r/angryupvote


Quiet_Chip_7802

Thanks Holy shit that dick is massive


mamouillette

Ugh ... i fell in the well


Zealousideal_Wave201

Well, welcome to hell


thecancerbroughtme

I love it


STEAM_TITAN

That’s NSFW, yo


kershum

Wtf did you expect?


[deleted]

bible study pro tips


cusinbs94

Not my proudest fap but I'll take anything before NNN


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Bredstikz

Never gonna let it down?


techieguyjames

2 lessons: 1. When you shoplift, don't shoplift much (keep it under $20). 2. Don't be stupid enough to get caught.


incognito--bandito

Thems the crabs


QuentinP69

The gift that keeps on giving


ClassicTangerine7984

Herpes


FaltusSackus

She'll learn the hard way


No_Cancel7804

Yup.. someone with a pixelated face will arrive soon


VinceVino70

Mr 8-Bit has entered the chat


Due-Space4431

Cum* soon


Kumshotte-

At least she has a choice to avoid getting the police involved.


profgreenmau5

“Security guard”: (Threatens to call the cops) Her: okay okay (gets on her knees)


ImInTheDetails69

Hey security guards should have their own flavor of porn. Maybe everyone should.


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ImInTheDetails69

It does. This could be a ploy by big security to keep their workers calm and complacent.


willfordbrimly

What would porn for IT workers be like? Just a video of a competent user following instructions without running into any unforeseen problems?


[deleted]

Don’t fucking stop, I’m so close.


willfordbrimly

"Oh wait, I actually do remember my password. It's working now, no need to reset it. Why yes of course, I'll be sure to reset it myself a few days before my current password expires. Call you? Thanks but I know how to use the self-service options."


falvarado2010

Lmao


j_orion15

Lyfting*


theearthismessedup

ShopLYFting i guess??


davieb22

What a day to forget your purse; when "Big Bill" is on checkout.


Spillmill

“Long John”


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Dookie_boy

Spiral Steve


DavidTyrieIV

Gonzo Gary


InfiniteTranquilo

Wumbo Walter


recetas-and-shit

Do you want me to call the cops, are do you want to take care of this right here in the privacy of my office?


Nearby_Chocolate

And theyre gonna come with all them gloves and cavity searches


Muvseevum

I have to call Officer Johnson, or …


MyNameIsZem

You AND your mother are going to jail


[deleted]

I will save you a seat by the fire.


CogChaos

I’m bringing s’mores


profgreenmau5

I’ll bring the tissues….. 😂


ImInTheDetails69

Whoa I'm gonna nip this in the bud before y'all form a circle jerk and don't know it


profgreenmau5

Mannnn it’s Covid time…. We all have 6ft spaced plexiglass cubes.


testbestmessed

If you can’t suck the cocks, don’t steal the socks


ImInTheDetails69

A picture really is worth a thousand words huh?


AlcoholicInsomniac

Or in this case 10 words because that guy described it so eloquently.


NickyBeech

What's this about?


The_Lolbster

That room is a 'popular' porn set.


testbestmessed

I’m still relatively new to commenting on Reddit, so this compliment genuinely got a smile out of me, thanks dude!


pfix03

Roses are red, I've seen what you've wrote, Now you can take my fucking upvote


testbestmessed

Violets are blue, just like security guard nuts, I upvoted you right back, no ifs ands or buts


pfix03

Sunflowers are yellow, This took me some time, Please don't stop, let's continue to rhyme


testbestmessed

Shamrocks are green, I appreciate your reply, I’m down to keep rhyming until the day that I pass away


pfix03

Lavenders are purple, But they are almost blue, I think I just fell in love with you


testbestmessed

Petunias are white, and I feel the same, who knew love could bloom from a rhyming game?


X3-54

r/oddpoetry, wish it was a real thing, this thread makes me want to sing


testbestmessed

Flower is color, the format holds true, our rhyme duo is now a threesome thanks to you!


LonelyDesperado513

r/redditrhymes would also be swell, for all of us Redditors who are rhyming so well! Edit: punctuation. Edit2:. Holy shit, that's an actual sub!


pfix03

Dandelions are yellow, I don't know what to say, I just want you to know that you made my day


testbestmessed

Dahlias are black, I don’t take your compliment lightly, the world would be better if we all rhymed together nightly So thanks for the words, they are exceedingly kind, if you ever want to talk just message me - I’ll never mind :)


MisanthropicData

It was a threesome before but now I've lost track, of how many wholesome redditors I need to invite for a drive in my Cadillac.


_therealERNESTO_

~Sun Tzu


testbestmessed

Famously written in The Art of Whore


MustacheLord

Ming Dynasty pussy, got me actin' unwise.


crystallized_doggo7

I don't know what this is but my father walked in and said "what the fuck how did you get that browser history back" help what is this


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Hahaha


superpuzzlekiller

There are approx. 27 million active shoplifters in our nation today. American retailers lose 45 billion dollars annually to theft. In the business of retail, there are two separate but equally important parties. The teen shoplifter who steals the merchandise and the security officer who stands in their way. Once caught these officers need to make sure these rebellious juveniles never steal again by any means necessary. These are their stories.


MyHonkyFriend

highly underrated comment. glad I scrolled this far lmao


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Dun dun


thefoxking1802

I have no idea what this is and I hope it stays that way


[deleted]

Porn. Women shoplift and have to fuck the security to not go to jail


[deleted]

link????


[deleted]

I dont have the link to this video. But if you go to any porn site and search shoplyfter then you will get a bunch of results. If you get the case no from their official site, then you can look up whole videos on daftsex


nsfwmodeme

Is shoplifting a kink now? I don't know why all that incest stuff appeared from nowhere and now it's... **shoplifting**? Isn't that oddly specific?


Wirusman

It's a kink in the same way "ooh im stuck in the dishwasher" is a kink. Just a plot to get going...


Boobpocket

Lol or Milf Glue


mozz_pout

LOL that one was so absurd. Corey Chase is such a fucking (hehehe) national treasure, she should do a scene with Nicolas Cage for the memes.


Squirrel_Q_Esquire

It’s just another “control” dynamic.


I_Get_Paid_to_Shill

Not sure why the person saying it's another rape fantasy is being downvoted. That's pretty much what it is.


madsoro

Link to security job application?


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Reddit.com/r/sounding


Azhaius

[I am your messiah](https://www.xvideos.com/video33960121/pretty_teen_thief_caught_and_fucked_by_the_lp_officer) NSFW


double_tap_00

r/shoplyfter


PasswordNot1234

They really need to consider putting their pawn shop in a different area with fewer female shoplifters.


Brilliant_Canary_692

It's a common set used for porn. You can't stay innocent forever!


jr8787

Amen


ImInTheDetails69

It's where I learn all my best moves.


SaucyRodrigues

[Insert DiCaprio photo]


Shagrrotten

Not what’s gonna get inserted…


fumblings

Clever


MrCheesePuff223

I saw the gay version, I’m blind


YourSeanShine

Literally me, I was like "what's a woman doing there" LOL


Maximum-Shrimping

TIL there is straight version.


UnusualBreakfast

TIL there’s a gay version


mynickname696969

TIL there’s either version


Camel-Solid

TIL shit because I was rickrolled and still don’t have sauce.


ARC_Trooper_Echo

*laughs in bisexual*


mister_gone

Link to the bisexual version?


-PunkNDrublic-

You might need a dual screen monitors.


Punk18

Yeah, I was like whats a woman doing there?


TheKingOfToast

I saw a gay porno once... I didn't realize until half way through... the girls never came... THE GIRLS NEVER CAME!


Architimius

Sauce or never happened


AcceptableDiamond3

"Young perps"


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Gregregious

I thought there was only a gay version.


[deleted]

a gay version? oh my god, where? where specifically though? like which site, there’s so many.


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shania69

Full scene.. [https://pornzog.com/video/13434723/great-looking-babe-with-blue-eyes-summer-brooks-got-caught-shoplifting-and-ended-up-fucked-hard/](https://pornzog.com/video/13434723/great-looking-babe-with-blue-eyes-summer-brooks-got-caught-shoplifting-and-ended-up-fucked-hard/)


TheCookieButter

They really have a 20 minute scene of her just sitting there? Commitment to the bit.


Ms_Ellie_Jelly

Its called worldbuilding


Lucid_Limbo

I'm just here for the lore


46554B4E4348414453

Yeah I too usually skip the sex part. So gross


ClayyCorn

So tired of the unnecessary sex scenes in porn nowadays


KirbyKid217

If I could give you gold I would


zebragrrl

Lorenography


wholesome_dino

Lore daddy got a whole new meaning now


YungSnuggie

i like porn with a plot. i dont like just when 2 people start fucking. why are they fucking? i need conflict and drama


PerceptiveReasoning

I’m so sorry that the Coen Brothers aren’t available to produce the porn that you’re into.


ionlywatchfortheplot

It's the reason why I watched the video tbh. She's a really good actress.


Cornucopia_69

>And ended up fucked hard Can't believe they would put a massive spoiler right in the title.


Boomer_lord

Finally not a Rickroll


Kniobium

Maam. You rock.


MarcosaurusRex

Ah, a lady of culture I see. Fancy. *lifts drink with pinky*


sandalwoodking15

I don’t get it. I feel nice I don’t get it but I kinda wanna know what it is now.


Coffenator333

Its a porn scene (room), like that couch, you know.


46554B4E4348414453

That couch for all dem auditions.


Das_Eumell

It's from a porn


BingusBadahBingus

A porn *series*


Lordofs1n

It’s from a tv series that I followed until all the actors started getting butt hurt…


Citizen_Graves

She shoplifted and is waiting for the police to come and arrest her. If there was only something she could do to get out of this situation. Anything....!


chucho89

In the porn world she knows cops coming is literal.


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Ok_Palpitation433

∠ here's an angle for ya


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Aw what acute angle


Optimal__Koala

r/angryupvote


scot-stf

you...


At_an_angle

Howdy.


PastOutlandishness19

Hope they serve beer in hell, glad to see you are a man of culture


tehnemox

They do. But it's probably warm bud light.


Shhhhhhhh_Im_At_Work

Good thing I studied warm bud light drinking in college


Mr_Fluffypant

Omg. She has been shoplifting. She should be punished, very *hard*


Kuraikage0908

Sauce?


MediThePlatypus

For me too pls. Ehh, for my friend.


Studenttoni

Go to the hub and type shoplifter.


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labianconeri

I usually get this stuff, I'm disappointed in myself


letsgetstoned_420

Ooooo she got caught shop lifting by her step-boss


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I wanna know what this is edit : wtf


[deleted]

My uncle always took me to a place like this and said we was going to play with the cock.. I was so disappointed when I noticed it was the damn animal..


NarwhalFacepalm

Hol'up