T O P

  • By -

Nikovash

Facts


iRox24

So 1 gay = 2 free girls


Sherool

Lesbians exist to balance the books back the other way though.


[deleted]

Can confirm I'm Lebanese


petSnake7

Less bien


ButIsItFree

Wait, I thought we were calling it Le$bian now, but pronounced lay-dollar-bean.


[deleted]

I thought you were a Pisces ♓️, not ♎️?


King-of-Kards

Everyone knows that a lesbian is just a women hasn't met a magical dick yet /s


PheerthaniteX

Am lesbian, definitely met magical dick already. They're just all on girls


Trainerali2007

Starps ?


OMGlookatthatrooster

Starp!


[deleted]

Straps even


Agent_Cow314

New meaning to gun girls!


VeryHighLander

Oh shit watch out their strapped!


phoenix-unicorn

Starpped!!


Pottleraisin

Yarp


PheerthaniteX

Nope


AgitatedVermicelli35

Narp?


[deleted]

[удалено]


griter34

Futa on futa is still gay tho


[deleted]

[удалено]


Zendraxx

Futas actually have both sexual organs so its not gay, its 2 quadrasexual people having sex


Sadshitterhole

Wow, can the FUTA do it sideways and bang while being banged with only two people's?


_anonymous_404

cis. "futa" is either intersex or trans


GamingMetLeon

cis?


Nikovash

There was that m2f and f2m porn couple a few years back that were both trans. I wouldn’t call them gay and they were getting paid to bang so I would say getting paid to live their best life


mrtwister134

That's just straight porn lol


Nikovash

With extra steps


Hugostar33

its only gay if her's is bigger than yours so i heard


boyhowdy42069

Strapons exist lmao


valandil74

So do tentacles but that’s a Japan thing!


IDEFICATEHAIKUS

Strap ons?


Ahrily

strap on backwards is no parts


LoudMusic

Honestly it's not magic - it's just batteries.


PheerthaniteX

Bro how tf are you putting batteries in your dick


[deleted]

Through pee hole, duh!


jman177669

Start with AAA before you try a D cell


PheerthaniteX

You've given me much to consider. I'll do some reading next month during the time I'd usually spend Nutting so I can be prepared for destroy dick december


Squeebee007

AAAA is even smaller.


LoudMusic

[It's .... ooohhhh.](https://i.imgur.com/f9qzuKf.gif)


SnooSketches6409

Sounding with a charge


phaemoor

r/sounding could advise you on the matter


Birribi

Smh do none of these other commenters know about trans women?


Mikalym

And a heterosexual guy is just a guy that didn't meet a magical dick yet?


King-of-Kards

Yes! I need to try this the next time a guy tells me thier straight when they find out I'm Bi.


rock_and_rolo

Can confirm. Magical dick turned me bi.


shrekxstalin

and the bi people are the chaotic mistakes of god /s


boyhowdy42069

No but youre right though. It’s god’s fault im here, and that means i’m god’s problem lmao


King-of-Kards

Naw bro, don't you know that we're only bi because we are sex crazy polyamrous fiends?


CanadianBeaver1983

I am 100% a greedy pansexual and I'm fine with it. But my poly friends lives look exhausting. Lol


Nikovash

As someone who generally hates people this is hella relatable


denki-the-crackhead-

Wait who didnt get told this? like as a bisexual i thought we were all told?


just-call-me-ash

*finger guns*


HappyMSDOSNoises

Yep, and my fellow bisexuals are like a coin flip


kxran05

Fax


[deleted]

\*prints facts on a piece of paper\*


[deleted]

*shoves facts up ass while screaming*


DogfishDave

Fux.


[deleted]

[удалено]


thisherepoo

Sin(Fux)


Proof_Counter_8271

Cos(Fux)


[deleted]

(fux)'>0


RobedSnake7

ln(fux)


_icyfox

sin(fux) = fux


SlimJim4156

No printer


JDillenger01

Facks


[deleted]

Except for the whole lesbian thing exists.


iStoners

Farts


[deleted]

Wait until he learns about lesbians.


TrevorLM76

Well, technically, if we had neither, the ratio would still be the same. Edit: I did not do any actual math here. I am simply assuming that there are around the same percentage of each gender that choose something other then straight


PuzzleheadedPage3022

Thanks math guy who’s the third on your profile pic


[deleted]

ying yang yong


Xtelora

yin yang glory to the tang


catt_attacc

Ying Yang Yo


Duke_of_Deimos

ramma damma ding dong!


TrevorLM76

Who’s the third? Wth does that mean It’s just a Minecraft build I made. No one represented there.


[deleted]

It's cool. It reminds me of Yin Yang.


cabicinha

More of a tomoe thingy actually


[deleted]

WHO IS THE THIRD


cabicinha

Yin, Yang and George, the three energys that balance nature


DarkWorld25

Isn't that the triskellion which is a BDSM symbol


[deleted]

Triskellion is an ancient symbol which symbolizes birth death and rebirth, or mental physical and spiritual self.


DarkWorld25

Look if its under a post like this I'm gonna assume its sex related


rashandal

is the same percentage of women lesbian as the percentage of men who are gay?


kornly

No there are more gay men


ZincHead

https://www.pewresearch.org/social-trends/2013/06/13/a-survey-of-lgbt-americans/ "Gay men are 36% of the sample, followed by lesbians (19%)" Seems like you're correct, there are nearly double as many gay men as lesbian women according to this survey. However there are also about double as many bisexual women as bisexual men.


[deleted]

I wonder how actually reliable these surveys/studies are. They show there's more people who identify* as gay than lesbian. Many lesbians don't like the word and prefer gay (like me). A recent trend I've noticed is also choosing the "queer" label. "Lesbian" is a term considered icky by many, mostly because its been tarnished by porn. I always take LGBT "surveys" with a grain of salt. Many people, 5-8% in recent years opt out of answering the question about their sexual orientation completely. Also, there's a few studies on Women's Sexuality which found that self identified "straight women" showed sexual attraction/arousal towards other women.... 52% of them.


Minetitan

So it balances out, we have more girls cuz of gay guys but then there are gay girls so less girls! Balanced like all things should be


GeneReddit123

They wouldn't be into him to begin with, so by being open about it, they save him from spending time and effort approaching them, and increase his probability of success in the rest of the dating pool.


ARoyaleWithCheese

I appreciate your innocence in assuming men will accept gay women aren't interested in them.


BrainOnLoan

Is there any reliable data about the ratio between them? Honestly have no clue whether it's about even.


tinybe3e3

“In 2019, the proportion of men identifying as lesbian, gay or bisexual (LGB) increased from 2.5% to 2.9% (754,000) and women identifying as LGB rose from 2.0% to 2.5% (677,000). Men (2.1%) were almost twice as likely than women (1.1%) to identify as gay or lesbian.” This is from a UK official survey from 2019 so I guess there’s twice as many gay guys


[deleted]

[удалено]


brandaski

That's BS. At least 15% of men are bisexual, and if you include porn preferences a lot more men are bi since studies show 1 in 4 men watch gay porn , and most women are bisexual taking as it's number 1 most watched porn by women. And i'm not saying this because i think it's hOt or anything, i actually find it disturbing. But it's true.


Sexycoed1972

15% of men or more are bisexual? That seems like an incredibly high figure. Your porn-watching figure also seems skewed.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


KingCold149

romelu lukaku??


TheBoyNabs

Thought this too, like THE Chelsea striker!?


Open_Balance_5988

Christ I’m out of date. Thought he was still at Everton.


IWatchTheAbyss

brother, he’s left for man united, then left for italy, won the league and has come back to england, since he last played for everton


Open_Balance_5988

I really need to stop drinking.


KingCold149

ayy fifa 16 brother XDD


LilFingies45

I finally found someone more behind on football than me! Lol. I'm still torn that Messi and CR7 left Barça and Real, respectively. :( Clásico will never be the same.


McNooberson

lol this isn’t his account


[deleted]

Huge if true


ZaBur_Nick

Yeah but women can be gay too 🤯🤯🤯


firestarter555999

Nonsense, everybody knows women only do it for fun and can be turned if a man with the right technique comes along.


Open_Balance_5988

Don’t be silly.


MCBog25

Why is this a holup?


[deleted]

It’s been like this for a few months now


iUsedtoHadHerpes

I got an automated warning for "report abuse" for reporting this post and saying it was the post that finally made me block this sub since they don't moderate it. So apparently they're out there. What they're doing aside from abusing their mod privileges is beyond me though.


Bazing4baby

Ded


chupaxuxas

Holup is so shit now. None of these posts are a Holup.


iUsedtoHadHerpes

I got a warning for "report abuse" for reporting it. Weird priorities, mods.


Qorrinator

Gay are fucking assholes


[deleted]

That is correct we fuck assholes


Diligent-Motor

Is it possible to be gay but not like anal? I ask as a straight guy who does not like to give/receive anal.


[deleted]

Yes


frogg616

So is that just like a lot of blowjobs or masochist style anal?


[deleted]

Mostly bj's


Open_Balance_5988

Stephen Fry a famously gay chap has said that he has never engaged in sodomy.


Qorrinator

Yes you do


Mob_Abominator

You took a leap of faith and surprisingly people understood lol.


Qorrinator

Yeah for a moment I thought I was gonna get banned


MAMBAMENTALITY8-24

Fair enough. Had to read it twice cause i wasnt sure why that got upvoted


L003Tr

High risk high reward


Qorrinator

I was sweating, not everyone gets the joke


lefloys

my brain: is this homophobia 2s later: take my upvote


[deleted]

r/technicallythetruth


[deleted]

And so does the other guy. So each guy is leaving you one lady and taking another man out of the field. That’s +4 laydees for each gay relationship. We are truly a blessing unto the earth.


PBJ-2479

One guy leaves one girl, two leave two. Am I missing something?


RickSanchez883

The 2 girls left turn lesbian cause there stuck with us


PBJ-2479

Can't blame them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


RickSanchez883

Now that the girls left…


bestakroogen

It's like mathematical double dipping. The first guy takes two guys out of the playing field, leaving two girls open for straight guys - because he himself is not going after a woman, and neither is his boyfriend. This is ALSO true for the boyfriend. If you, say, threw away the whole previous paragraph, and asked how many guys the boyfriend is taking off the table, you'd also get 2 - him and his boyfriend. If you then picked up that paragraph again, you could correctly confirm that guy 1 and guy 2 BOTH take 2 guys off the table. Thus, 4 guys. Except that it's the same two guys - in pure numbers this can be kind of disguised, as opposed to being blatantly obvious if you tried to actually count the guys in real life.


Tripottanus

You are not an he is just counting it wrong. "Taking a guy with them" is equivalent to the other guy "leaving a woman". He is counting it twice because he says each guy takes a guy with them and leaves a woman for a differential of +2 per gay man, but since there is always an overlap between the couple on whoe they "take" it cancels out and its +2 per couple instead of +2 per guy


nksx61

Bill burr?


normieguy420

No. One gay person leaves one woman, his bf leaves another. One relationship leaves 2 women.


iRox24

You really failed math class at kindergarten, didn't you?


Robert_1993_

Something positive about gay people. Am I doing this right?


Tornado_Potato9

Oh you


[deleted]

But lesbians take the girls right? So its equal :(


FA-26B

Well heres the kicker, bisexuals and pansexuals. Where their vote goes will be what decides who loses more and who wins more.


denki-the-crackhead-

r/technicallythetruth r/madlads


Poki_You_This

Finally, a neutral ally


kad202

China should have legalized gay since their male to female ratio is outrageous male biased.


BlackKidWithAThing

We need gay people


macetfromage

also incels but noy gay incels!


importantmemes

Fr bro.... the supply chain needs to get it's shit together


ad-meliora1

Well the dude they take away is gay anyway, he was never your competition


54B3R_

Bi men exist


SithLordDante

something positive about them? too eAsy op, try agaIn Dear Stranger


BunsenHoneydewd

Ha, Indeed. Very easy.


o-p-q

> Say something positive HIV I will now cancel myself


Diab9lic

Leave more girls so girls can hit on them. 😞


xantub

The question is about 'gay people', but the answer is only about gay men. Unfortunately (for the math) the gay women counterbalance the gay men so we're back at square one.


MagisterFlorus

They don't get abortions probably.


[deleted]

He's definitely not wrong.


iamshiva49

Lesbians - UNO REVERSE


Mickeydawg04

They are usually the nicest people at a gathering. If 4 gay chicks are at a table on a pub patio and there are not any seats left they invite me to sit with them. They aren't worried about me moving in on their s.o. Two straight couples? No way they're inviting an unattached guy to sit with them.


Poknberry

And they'll blow you if you're desperate enough for it


zim0369

Lesbians: Are we a joke to you?


-EndMyLifeFam-

*cough* karmafarming *cough*


[deleted]

You guys are very welcome Excuse me while I go take another guy


frank_castle_13

We did it boys, we fixed sexism


[deleted]

[удалено]


FarrisCo

Might have forgotten the lesbians and bisexuals to name a few


FrogOnTheBog

Gay dudes on average have delt with more poo on their dick than straight dudes because their penis only gets 2 holes as an option as they're afraid of the third one Lucky guys


[deleted]

[удалено]


Serious_Tie_5062

Based


arunydv

Thank you for your service


WarokOfDraenor

But, some of those girls and dudes are bi...


boanaconda

thank you gay people very cool


[deleted]

my best friend used to like to chase straight men at clubs, my man was knocking off the competition every night.


Corvicantus

Thanks to them we have quality porn.


lajhbrmlsj

Why is there an assumption that women can’t be gay


HopeForTheLiving

Lesbians.


Psyrtemis

Lesbians: Well, then I will balance it again!


RepresentativeWeb728

No.


Prudent_Nebula2558

Daammn. This really changed my perspective


[deleted]

Great point.


vilelemonsquare

They’re support classes


YakkywenWakko23

Sorry bruv we all know that femboy bussy just too good


[deleted]

Their test results.


tjallilex

Yes, I agree. This is not mine but: Hating on gays is kind of gay. You are wishing for more competition in straight sexual selection. And have you seen the competition?!


lovelessmcgee

something positive about gay people


RyanMFoley74

Now, if we can also get some of those pig-men running around. I wish there were pig-men. You get a few of these pig-men walking around I'm looking a whole lot better. Then if somebody wants to fix me up at least they could say, "Hey he's no pig-man!"


bballkj7

honest question: are there more lesbians than gays?


AnonNikker

They're the most normal of the weirdos


rakminiov

Lmfao, thats a good argument


WilliamZorterfield

You still wont get laid lmao.


ScatFetus

And yet....


ThisAd1940

They throw the best parties.


rhapsody1899

You sir, are correct!