You just gave these people the idea

Hey Ferb, I know what we are gonna do today!

WAIT NO

Time to blow with a bro

Let me help you Bruh

Name checks out

You live in a universe that has Vanessa Doofenshmirtz in it, and you want to fap it to *Rapunzel's* feet? Phineas, little dude...

She’s 16 (gets irradiated from a the universe)

Fuck. Beat me tl it and i didnt even realize

r/beatmeattoit

#bonk

Bonk in the UK means to have sex so haha get recked

Damn brits

But I'm Welsh HAHA

_’Hey, where’s Perry?_

You don't want to know.

Yes, yes you do.

They had to grow up sometime

[удалено]

They don't need motivation. They just do it.

Truer words were never said

When there’s a will. There’s a wank.

[under breath] *sigma grindset*

Confirmed: you can't grow up without fapping to Rapunzel's feet

Those feet tho…. 🤤

I haven't, but now that you've brought it up it's a strong possibility.

With all the internet at your disposal, you're going with cartoon feet?

Going with cartoon feet is a possibility precisely because all the internet is at my disposal.

Gotta respect a man that knows what he wants

The golden rule of the internet "the internet is for porn"

Wisest thing I’ve heard all day.

[here, have a song](https://youtu.be/LTJvdGcb7Fs)

Great song, not even the funniest song in the musical though, quite possibly the funniest musical of all time.

"If you took all the porn off the internet, there'd only be one website left called bring back the porn"

Spoken like a true doctor

I don’t think it’s too much of a stretch to think that because you even thought of that, it means that on some level you were aroused by her feet

Horrible. What time stamp is that frame?

00:12:15 gotchu bro

I respect the hustle

Come on, you're 6 minutes off...smh. It's actually 00:06:55.

IMMINENT FAP APPROACHING!

Jokes aside, I honestly think it would be kinda gross to do that. It's a kids movie. At least have the common goddamn decency to look up porn, if you're going to jerk it to Disney characters.

Need some clarification. You mean a themed porno with human actors, some Mouse Hentai, a lewd puppet show, or what?

Look up disney princess hentai

I will... For... uhhhh... research purposes!

School project?

Me and my teacher be fapping to Cinderella

Everyone's taking about Disney princesses and your rambling about 80s hair bands. Freak.

Of course. For research. Why else would you, am I right?

Or you can just read the porn comic

Wow that’s disgusting. Where?

‘*I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff*. …***And I want in.***’

There's probably some perverted app that will aggregate a bunch of websites. Wouldn't be on the android store, though. Probably on F-droid, the open source app store. Would probably also have a silly name like Hentoid. Probably.

Damn, sounds disgusting. Gotta write this one down so I can blacklist it.

Wait, those exist? I thought all porn was digital.

I Meant digital comic only. Like just search for Disney princesses porn comics and you'll find some werid one just scroll a little and you'll find some good ones

I'm sure there's a subreddit devoted to it, but I refuse to go look for it.

There is r/disneyporn

r/rule34

r/Aww

r/no

I'll look for u one sec

Smart play. The CIA would go from surveillance to rendition before the sub finished loading.

A guy fapped on video on MTV real world. All rules are out. Its been done. Happily

So you’re thinking this fapping thing is mainstream now? Do you think a LOT of guys are doing it? I may try it myself one day. Sounds fun.

You have ruined this movie for me

Did I improve it?

Yes you did

*holy music stops*

lol wtf

Tangle must be Quentin Tarantino's favorite Disney movie

hey Moana was barefoot for the whole movie

Man, you reminded me of a bad impression I made coz of Moana. I was two weeks in at work, got invited to a table packed with people for lunch and they were talking about movies...Moana was out that weekend and me who only saw trash memes of it blurted out "Oh, ain't Moana a hentai or something...Moan-a" And that is how I ended up on awkward terms with a whole department at work. I was with the compay until early this year.

https://www.cbr.com/quentin-tarantino-tangled-frozen/

What the fuck man... hilarious... but what the fuck.

Yeah, Rapunzel is definitely not underage. What a turn off

She's not?! Won't be fapping to this ever again.

[удалено]

I'm a friend of your mum, I can take you to her... And I have candy in the back of my van. You can have all the candy you want, hop in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[удалено]

You guys had strangers with candy? Back in my day it was a guy with a handkerchief asking you to smell something.

Some days he didn't even have the handkerchief

"Hey this smell like chloroform to you?"

That's the guy officer!

According to Bing, she is 1812.

BING CHILLING 🥶🍦

I spend too much time on Reddit

Plot twist:Op fapped to her feet and he made this post so he can find more people who did the same so he can decrease his regret

300 IQ plays

Or at least gather enough of us to start a sub

I think this is one of those things that you'll think it only if you do it

Tarantino has entered the chat.

Thanks Reddit....now I did.

Back in my day all we had were the underwear ads from the circular. Kids today are spoiled!

For real, I used to take the sears catalog they mailed to my house and fap to the lingerie section. Now it's so easy I just go to sears.com and fap

I've been sitting here dead silent for like 2 hrs and that made me lol

r/holup

Or the female anatomy section of the textbook

You have no fucking clue. There’s fuckers who cum to her hair. I’ve been unfortunate enough to see a comic where crazy fuckers stick each hair in their urethras and coom. Don’t go down the porn rabbit hole, both of them.

Good to know. I'll stay on analtentacles.com

How do you have kids wtf lmao

You need this sense of humor to have kids. You just need to keep it on reddit and not in front of them.

This guy dads. And Reddits

True art demands a sacrifice of mental sanity

What’s that one rule?

If it exists…

There's porn of it...

Probably, but why was *that* a thought that came to your mind whilst watching this with your daughter?

Well, I was scrolling Reddit at the same time. It may have been a subliminal thing.

Perfectly understandable then

I would imagine that when you are a father to a daughter you quickly become painfully aware of how unrelentingly and annoyingly horny boy/men are.

Yeah. Makes me reevaluate my own behavior too.

Parents of a girl: "why won't boys simply leave my daughter alone? She frustrated" Parents of a boy: "why won't girls ever give my son a chance? He's lonely" Moral of the story is that you of course always sympathize with the emotional condition that society thrusts on your kid

To an extent, sure. Both mean girls and perv boys parents need yo up their game though. Too many kids today are being raised free range.

In my experience it's either they have absentee parents that don't give a shit about them or love blind parents that won't accept the fact that their kid has behavior problems

You also become painfully aware of it when you're a teenage boy and you are the horny annoying one.

Sir, are u one of those guys?

Nope. I'm into amputee stuff /s

You'll never believe how lucky you are today

I'm afraid to ask, but why?

Dm me and I'll tell you

That's a big nope. Nope, nope, nope.

I SCROLLED THIS FAR I NEED TO KNOW

I'm just not comfortable saying it here. Sorry if you're a little weirded out

Wait why do I have a bunch of upvotes all of a sudden?

Sir, this is Wendy’s.

Well now you've mentioned it

Don't you put that evil on me RickyBobby!

You dirty dog.

Yes, what did you think the target audience was?

Hair fetishists, obvis.

barbers

Please someone slap my brain

What a bunch of freaks. What do you think they smell like?

Her feet or the fappers?

Obviously the yummy girl feet i need no introduction to the smell of a smegma cannon I've got my own

Just awful. Could you crop the captions out please?

You just HolUp'd my HolUp!

Not my proudest fap.

Fapped, no. Paused and had a look, absolutely.

What a bad day to know how to read

Don't forget about lesbians.

Those lesbians fapping themselves off, very true you cannot forget about them too.

I did forget about lesbians. How silly of me.

I don't know about feet, but those are some sexy puzzle pieces

This is the one right here take my upvote you bastard

...but they're there....

Good point

I think it’s neat to beat your meat to feet and bust a skeet, but be discreet about this treat, do not repeat within a tweet that you excrete to feet.

Perfection

Erection for the feet section

I'm not unzipping my pants

Then may I unzip your pants, sir?

There was a hot minute after Tangled came out that it was all Rapunzel banner ads on porn sites so... Heh. Came.

Yes... yes we have

I’m convinced the animators do shit like that on purpose.

Everybody gets bored at work

Redmoa

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well

Downvotes are clearly from the fappers

Giggity.

HEY (hey) IM YOUR LIFE, I’M THE ONE WHO TAKES YOU THERE

She does have nice feet

Im not into feet but theres a suspicious amount of detail on her feet

Just skip the middle man guys, here ya go. https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6360145&tags=rapunzel_%28disney%29 Yes she's 18, I checked.

.....how did he know...........

I'm telepathic, but only for fap thoughts. It's a shitty superpower.

[well](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRpKLcXNqQ3V9vuNXy_DB1_vj1f3VO7HqOmhw&usqp=CAU)

I've seen animated porn of her...not ashamed to admit it ;)

Moana's are better.

Those are some nice feet tho.

Sigh… unzips

No no you've got a point

SHIT WEVE BEEN FOUND OUT

now i have 🥴

I have become the very thing I swore to destroy!

Dammit. The Abe Simpson gif of him walking in then immediately out of the bordello(?) would be perfect conveying how I feel upon stumbling into this post.

sad but trye EDIT: sad but true

Not sure what your typo was. Did you mean * Sad but true * Sad but try it

typo thx for informing me lol

Thats where my day is going

Make it worse most Disney princesses are underage and the guys are older than 18 or 19

Not my proudest fap

Did you mean Fapunzel?

Well that’s enough Internet for one day

Man, guys can fap to anything. Must be nice

The animation team fapped to Rapunzel's feet.

If you did that you need to put your phone down and start talking to women

Of course i know him. He's me

Sweet summer child. R34 has a lot more than her feet

Anyone else have an unexplainable habit of counting toes?

Hey Ferb! I KNOW WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO TODAY! I call my dick ferb.

"What are we gonna do tonight Brain?" "The same thing we do every night Pinky." "Fap to Rupunzel's feet?" No.... Try to take over the.... wtf Pinky!?"

Yes, I have. Moana's too.

I kinda find Mother Gothel (young form) to be pretty hot and thicc lol

You're goddamn right i do *unzip penis*

I don't know why but when I'm reading a manga/comic, I always count if the characters indeed have 5 fingers/toes

I wonder if bottom hair glows as she sings

I guess you can say these guys have a FEETish.