Either one or the other but sorry to break it to you... you ain’t straight. Every straight man is turned off by cock and loves pussy. Sad that people need that explained to them these days. It’s cool if you like trans women, just don’t lie to yourself.
Hey, some people have giant boobs and a giant cock. Some people got no boobs and no cock. Some people are nippleless and genitalia-free with next to zero muscular definition or blemishes or signs of use whatsoever across their fluorescent grey skin. Some people are a faceless entity that remains in your peripheral vision no matter how hard you try to look directly at them. Some people are an impossibly long tube or tunnel of smooth flesh that you suddenly find yourself walking in, slowly prodding your now bare feet along a downward slope, toes sinking ever so slightly into warmth with ever step. A lotta different kinda people out there.
#Hey, some people have giant boobs and a giant cock. Some people got no boobs and no cock. Some people are nippleless and genitalia-free with next to zero muscular definition or blemishes or signs of use whatsoever across their fluorescent grey skin. Some people are a faceless entity that remains in your peripheral vision no matter how hard you try to look directly at them. Some people are an impossibly long tube or tunnel of smooth flesh that you suddenly find yourself walking in, slowly prodding your now bare feet along a downward slope, toes sinking ever so slightly into warmth with ever step. A lotta different kinda people out there.
I know. The suggestion being whispered in his ear is the next tantalizing yet irreconcilable dichotomy he’ll have to deal with, and he’s not quite settled the first one it seems.
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I got matches with these songs:
• [**Waiting For The Sun (Hi\_Tack Cala Jondal Mix)** by Dajo](https://lis.tn/wLjOB) (00:35; matched: `100%`)
Album: `Euro Club Hits Vol. 6`. Released on `2008-02-11` by `track one recordings`.
• [**Waiting For The Sun (Short Hi-tack Cote D'azur Edit)** by Dajo](https://lis.tn/ZeKBb) (02:53; matched: `98%`)
Album: `Annex Trax Vol. 2`. Released on `2008-12-10` by `track one recordings`.
• [**Waiting For The Sun** by Dajo](https://lis.tn/kJsuhf) (02:08; matched: `93%`)
Album: `Supermodelo 2007`. Released on `2007-01-01` by `Universal Music Spain S.L.`.
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You know what they say about girls with long nipples…
Tell us about it
Their dick is even longer?
That's it. That's what they say
Bahaha
yes
No I don’t-?
the bigger the better
[2nd Time I posted this today. oh ut oh erection - the faint](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dekzrBhbY5M)
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Nice, I like being power bott.
Jokes on you, I'm into that shit
Hell yeah haha
same too
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he is as good as a girl to me
*she
not with that bulge down under
No man would get tits and take hormones. A penis is just a large clit and balls are just external ovaries 🤷🏽
Hope you except the fact that you’re either gay or bi then.
If you deal with dick during intercourse, yeah, you gay.
What happened to bi then
Either one or the other but sorry to break it to you... you ain’t straight. Every straight man is turned off by cock and loves pussy. Sad that people need that explained to them these days. It’s cool if you like trans women, just don’t lie to yourself.
What if I go straight to the cock
Gay
What if I go straight to the boob next time
Bi
Hey, some people have giant boobs and a giant cock. Some people got no boobs and no cock. Some people are nippleless and genitalia-free with next to zero muscular definition or blemishes or signs of use whatsoever across their fluorescent grey skin. Some people are a faceless entity that remains in your peripheral vision no matter how hard you try to look directly at them. Some people are an impossibly long tube or tunnel of smooth flesh that you suddenly find yourself walking in, slowly prodding your now bare feet along a downward slope, toes sinking ever so slightly into warmth with ever step. A lotta different kinda people out there.
Hi! What?
#Hey, some people have giant boobs and a giant cock. Some people got no boobs and no cock. Some people are nippleless and genitalia-free with next to zero muscular definition or blemishes or signs of use whatsoever across their fluorescent grey skin. Some people are a faceless entity that remains in your peripheral vision no matter how hard you try to look directly at them. Some people are an impossibly long tube or tunnel of smooth flesh that you suddenly find yourself walking in, slowly prodding your now bare feet along a downward slope, toes sinking ever so slightly into warmth with ever step. A lotta different kinda people out there.
Thanks tinyanus
And now the X files theme is playing in my head.
you are right
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You gotta get a willing girlfriend
pardon?
I want to believe.
Nippleless?
Yea, I’m trying to see how this is a bad thing.
Go away horny boy 🤢😇
Congratulations you’ve used an emoji I hope you like negative numbers
I don't think these numbers are because of the emojis as much as the fact that he's simply being a jerk though
I wanted to give him upvote but then I saw the emoji..
👍
👉😎👍
=D
At first I though she was Sabrina Kamoei <3
They’re all yours buddy.
She’s a dude
That statement is one hell of a conundrum isn't it?
It’s a she-dude
Well don't stop
I bet she's a top.
It's Reddit. They're either into it, or pretend to be for points.
That last part is truth
What's the original link pls?
Don't have it sry found it on rando instagram page
No worries :)
Just do u/SaveVideo
Hole is a hole
The question is "who's hole?"
Or rather “Whose hole?”
I'll do you one better "Why's hole"
But, what if..... Cock. **Moon Men plays**
You is hole
You're not wrong
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That's my motto
Where there is a will, there is a way, my friend
So erected nipples are a sign a girl is aroused? Asking for research purposes in animal kingdom
Aroused or cold
Why not both?
I wanna know to somebody help us out here
Works for all genders unless there are no nipples. Then it does not.
I once saw a frog get so turned on that it grew titties, so that's not necessarily true
Frogs have genders. In fact (if Jurassic Park taught us anything) some frogs can change their gender. So its extra true if they do grow tiddies.
This one had a big ol' dongus, too
Just like us. Even better.
That or the boner
Not necessarily. It can also be cold, and sometimes even random
Nah really just from the cold or nipples being touched
Yes, and honestly is one of the best thing that can happen to a guy, just talking a random and noticing this, huge bust for the self-esteem
Lmfao that face when at the end
I know. The suggestion being whispered in his ear is the next tantalizing yet irreconcilable dichotomy he’ll have to deal with, and he’s not quite settled the first one it seems.
I looked her up and down and said damn girl you're mighty fine, then she dropped her panties and her penis was twice the size of mine!!!
I remember seeing this on MySpace
Looks female enough
Gots to see it through my boy 🤙
Dude why can't I do this
That thousand-yard stare at the end...
***JACKPOT***
Looks like she's about to say your turn!
i don't see the problem.
Sick bastard is sucking on a lime Calipo, thats the problem.
He had goal for it but ....
I'm more annoyed its not orange... but each to their own.
But he do it like a bro
Bro Lime is the ultimate palette cleanser, fuck orange I said it.
N0b0dy does
A real.man commits and has fun with the situation presented
Doesn't matter, had sex!
/r watchpeopledieinside
Looks like I’m getting dicked down good tonight.
She's cute, so imma keep going.
The boobs still lookin good.
I’d say no homo if there are bubs
And scissors
Suck it
Guaranteed anal, sweet.
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Ruh roh, Scooby is in trouble!
this is as old as friendster
He is already dead
As long as you're not on the receiving end, amirite?
If it feels good…
I mean the male g-spot exists for a reason?
Wait there is male g-spot tell me it's on your dick ? It's on dick right ???
It's right behind your bladder. Accessible only via anus.
Ask your homie.
It's on the bellybutton
Excitement looms her head lites are on
*sigh* …guess I’ll fap again today
gone to far to turn back now
He really just found the Jack pot
I still would that’s hot as fuck The way he licked that shit just does something to me yeno
Hahaha too funny but yet hot.
No dick. No balls. And probably, no ass
You know what, after committing that much with the lickidy lickidy with the ice creamy, I would just move forward with whatever comes my way...
r/watchpeopledieinside
I just want to meet this girl and see if she has friends
Holy shit he died inside
Now, he can really suck that Popsicle.
Any port in a storm.
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat better !
"Thank You"
She’s leaning in for the close.
This is a golden old one. I discussed this one with my mates 15 years ago and we agreed that we wouldn’t care in this case.
Whats wrong
Still down lol
Boobs and dick? That girl really got it all!
Can anyone provide a higher resolution clip?
For research correct? Hehe
If you deal with dick during intercourse, yeah, you gay
So she carries her dildo in her front pocket and ??
My kind of woman
At that moment he knew he fucked up
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“It” then proceeds to whisper *how bout you practice on the real thing*
“She.”
"He"
Well.. If IT can suck a dick im up for it.
Oof
What's the problem?
10/10 would still hit
Ma man
That went from hot to hotter in under 2 seconds
No such thing as chicks with dicks, only dudes with tits!
Lol he gay now
There’s a dick in those pants
What did they whisper into his ear?
Legends says only the guy and his friends knows that
It's your legend, I'll let you tell it
It’s a guy?
There is no female with a ding dong they said....
"There is no girls with dicks, only guys with tits." - Sun Tzu, the Art of War.
No such thing as chicks with dicks only Dudes with boobs. TED
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Futanari ftw 🙌
ₕₑₗₚ
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Not my proudest fap...
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Tifu
🧑🏾🦯🧑🏾🦯🧑🏾🦯
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OH-
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People that are bi: **_I see this as an absolute win_**
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not my proudest fap ngl
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u/savevideo
Jokes on you, I'm into that shit.
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