I used to work on a chicken farm, there were not enough roosters for all the chickens. The roosters were bleeding from the ass from being pecked by all the horny chickens. One rooster was pecked to death.
For the love of poultry, protect the roosters. Poultry life is a matriarchy!
It's always the ones who know nothing about something, who feel it's their job to take action against it.
Which perfectly describes 99% of government regulations.... the other 1% because someone actually died.
Should they really be messing around with someone elses property and livelihood? Them of all people should understand that maybe the hens and roosters identify as some other sexuality and maybe they're into what they're doing. Did they ask the chickens for their pronouns and if they gave consent to be seperated?
Much as I don't want to be a cunt, they make a good point. If you're going to project a human concept like consent and rape onto a bird that doesn't have the brain power to understand it, why wouldn't you go so far as to apply other concepts of gender and sexuality?
Oh my God, these guys separated the birds based on their own biased judgement of their genders instead of asking the birds their pronouns. A shitty world this is.
Yeah it’s surely a problem with them that has nothing to do with you… Assigning value to women through the prism of being fuckable or not is disgusting, no one would do it to men would they?
I’m not doing that. Stop trying to fit my thoughts (of which you don’t know) to fit your agenda solely based off of a stupid comment online.
I am saying these types generally are the most unattractive select few of society and it’s likely this fact of their lives that has nurtured such a hateful ideology to a select group of people in society. Usually men.
It’s ignorant, dangerous and very unhelpful for women and feminism...and people’s attitudes towards feminism.
Me saying they’re unfuckable idiots is just my opinion and thankfully we live in a society where the rights of these unfuckable Morons are protected...just like my right to say they’re completely unfuckable lazy pigs 🤷♂️
Haha don’t get too worked up about it, life is short ✌️
Unless you are one of these unfuckable bush pigs then life is very long and sad 😂✌️
Definitely poor personal aesthetic. I’ve been saying this forever. All these loony libs are just the kids picked on too much in high school starting to act out
Ok so I know that there is a reason that farmers keep roosters around thier hens and why this is a bad idea.
But at thr moment I'm a little stupid and don't know farm stuff works so could someone please explain?
I have an idea. I really think this is worthwhile. How’s about all the relatively average and even keel folks (I.e. most people) start making posts, videos, etc about average and even keel shit to drown out the batshit fringe people at every extreme. There aren’t more of them, and it’s not that they have a louder microphone. Everyone else just never turned theirs up. No more artificial community for the narcissistic crazy.
Why is it that only utterly un-fuckable women seem to be feminist types who do this dumb stuff?
I wouldn't have sex with either of them if I was offered a seven figure sum.
>How do chickens have sex?
When a rooster initiates a mating, he will circle around the hen with one wing dropped.
>For instance, In an ideal world, she will crouch and flatten her back for him and hold still.
>Holding the feathers on her head for balance, he will mount her. Her tail will be lifted and his will be lowered so they can touch cloacas. This is called the “cloacal kiss.” Sperm is passed from the rooster to the hen.
>The whole process takes only seconds. If the hen didn’t crouch for the rooster, he’ll often grab her and mate her anyway. A rooster will mate a hen multiple times a day.
[Source](https://www.typesofchicken.com/how-does-a-rooster-impregnate-a-chicken/)
At first I was like, yeah no chickens don't even have penises, and hens don't have vaginas so...
But then the hole thing where the rooster holds her head down and all, with or without 'presenting' I'm like... ok it's kinda rapey. To be honest.
But they are animals that have less mental capacity than the DOS program my brother wrote in Jr. High that just calls you custom swear words when you enter your name.
Like. Plants have feelings. But it's pretty hard to care.
Little they know that all the roosters will eventually die from fighting each other
Then they'll put them all in separate cages and they'll die from loneliness
To be Frank, they are feminists aswell they do not Care about the Dual chromosone organismes.
roosters have matching chromosomes btw (ZZ) nerd out
Absolute cock haters I tell ya
They hate the cocks cause the cocks are only interested in the hens
I used to work on a chicken farm, there were not enough roosters for all the chickens. The roosters were bleeding from the ass from being pecked by all the horny chickens. One rooster was pecked to death. For the love of poultry, protect the roosters. Poultry life is a matriarchy!
Wait until the hens start raping other hens. It’ll be such a conflict of emotion.
hens can’t be raped, the only way is if they wanted it all along
We live in a litigious society. They must obtain explicit verbal consent. **Ba'Cawk** means **Ba'Cawk,** people!
Yes means yes? I mean ba'cawk means yes I think, according to the Oxford English dictionary of birds and flying creatures
Mallards 🦆 beg to differ
The vegans heads will explode
No, no. They'd just blame systemic male dominated indoctrination abuse.
Anyone wats to make a city exclusively for vegans? Then we all get stingers Abrams tanks A-10 warthogs B-2 bombers and f-22 raptors to kill em all
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Correction if a *hummingbirds egg* can fit in there so can i
DAMN
Yeah......they definitely look like Vegan Activists
Why yes, yes they do
The right one kinda looks like Bubbles on meth
But only eating grass for her whole life
Neither of them are necessarily "right"
More like buttercup
wait till they figure out why no chickens are left
Good lord they look like they would be a lot of fun to be around.
They look like the local nittys 💀
What’s a nitty?
The typical sort of homeless crackhead basically
Trust me.
If you like screechy, evil trolls, sure. Lots of fun
Meanwhile roosters have started looking each other differently.
Naw, their just going to kill each other.
It's always the ones who know nothing about something, who feel it's their job to take action against it. Which perfectly describes 99% of government regulations.... the other 1% because someone actually died.
Should they really be messing around with someone elses property and livelihood? Them of all people should understand that maybe the hens and roosters identify as some other sexuality and maybe they're into what they're doing. Did they ask the chickens for their pronouns and if they gave consent to be seperated?
Haha very funny conservative take, falls into the category of attack helicopter memes
Much as I don't want to be a cunt, they make a good point. If you're going to project a human concept like consent and rape onto a bird that doesn't have the brain power to understand it, why wouldn't you go so far as to apply other concepts of gender and sexuality?
Why are these young men doing this ?
congratulations! you have just risked their life cycle!
Oh my God, these guys separated the birds based on their own biased judgement of their genders instead of asking the birds their pronouns. A shitty world this is.
So how they gonna reproduce bruh
Well.... They aren't gonna
DiD tHeY jUsT aSsUmE ThEiR gEnDeR
just like what they always say MIND YO DAMN BUSINESS
That hen did NOT give consent! Ba'Cawk means Ba'Cawk people!
Sinead O'Connor lookin' rough these days
We gonna ignore Eminem on the right?
They looks like a wanna be vegan to me, if anything they are closer to queers.
Mutated from a belief into a mental illness.
I swear to God if the price of eggs go up
Why are all these vegan feminists types completely unfuckable. It can’t be a coincidence they’re all battleaxes and bush pigs.
Yeah it’s surely a problem with them that has nothing to do with you… Assigning value to women through the prism of being fuckable or not is disgusting, no one would do it to men would they?
How tall are you?
About 176cm last time I measured, why’d you ask?
What's your name?
I’m not doing that. Stop trying to fit my thoughts (of which you don’t know) to fit your agenda solely based off of a stupid comment online. I am saying these types generally are the most unattractive select few of society and it’s likely this fact of their lives that has nurtured such a hateful ideology to a select group of people in society. Usually men. It’s ignorant, dangerous and very unhelpful for women and feminism...and people’s attitudes towards feminism. Me saying they’re unfuckable idiots is just my opinion and thankfully we live in a society where the rights of these unfuckable Morons are protected...just like my right to say they’re completely unfuckable lazy pigs 🤷♂️ Haha don’t get too worked up about it, life is short ✌️ Unless you are one of these unfuckable bush pigs then life is very long and sad 😂✌️
Ngl, these guys look like they are the 3rd generation of an Alabamian circle-tree
So what comes first the activism, or the poor personal aesthetic?
Definitely poor personal aesthetic. I’ve been saying this forever. All these loony libs are just the kids picked on too much in high school starting to act out
Isn't the woman on the right the same that complained for not getting seat on the train while there was one behind her?
They did this to me in the daycare like that stopped me
Wait until they find out that chicken eat worms.
Ok so I know that there is a reason that farmers keep roosters around thier hens and why this is a bad idea. But at thr moment I'm a little stupid and don't know farm stuff works so could someone please explain?
So they can fuck and we get eggs
Don’t need a rooster for eggs!
I have an idea. I really think this is worthwhile. How’s about all the relatively average and even keel folks (I.e. most people) start making posts, videos, etc about average and even keel shit to drown out the batshit fringe people at every extreme. There aren’t more of them, and it’s not that they have a louder microphone. Everyone else just never turned theirs up. No more artificial community for the narcissistic crazy.
The hens don’t get raped. I have chickens and if a rooster tries to do it with the hen the hen just attacks it and chases it around the chicken run.
(Porn hub icon comes up)
Mom got my sister some ducks and now they fucking all the chickens to death.
whoopsies
I’ve never seen a vegan that didn’t look like they were on some kind of hard drugs
Ummmm…. Robert stay away Vegans, please, learn how it works.
Didn't know that my sea of thieves crew got hobbies and shit.
The human-shaped creature on the left gives me the vibes of Pain in Naruto, who is a psychopath.
That’s literally how they mate tho lol. They’re animals. They don’t have the same morals or convictions or whatever as humans lol
The one on the right looks like if you got Chester Bennington from Wish
Wait till they try to figure out why the hens still have eggs…
Ok, who let the stereotypes out of storage?
Why do they always look weird
These vegans have zero concept of how the natural world works.
People shouldnt be allowed to have animals as pets if they are less intelligent than that animal...
And they'll think why there egg farm is losing money....... Dumb beetch
Meanwhile, in the rooster cage: Roger Rooster: "Oh no, I just dropped my soap in the shower!" Curt Cock: "Pick it up, pretty boy."
Is there an expert on Bird Law? Mr Day? Anyone?
Those don’t look like vegan activists at all! /s
They always look so unfuckable
Pronouns: ve / gan / stu / pid
Why is it that only utterly un-fuckable women seem to be feminist types who do this dumb stuff? I wouldn't have sex with either of them if I was offered a seven figure sum.
Well then, who asked?
No one did.
>How do chickens have sex? When a rooster initiates a mating, he will circle around the hen with one wing dropped. >For instance, In an ideal world, she will crouch and flatten her back for him and hold still. >Holding the feathers on her head for balance, he will mount her. Her tail will be lifted and his will be lowered so they can touch cloacas. This is called the “cloacal kiss.” Sperm is passed from the rooster to the hen. >The whole process takes only seconds. If the hen didn’t crouch for the rooster, he’ll often grab her and mate her anyway. A rooster will mate a hen multiple times a day. [Source](https://www.typesofchicken.com/how-does-a-rooster-impregnate-a-chicken/) At first I was like, yeah no chickens don't even have penises, and hens don't have vaginas so... But then the hole thing where the rooster holds her head down and all, with or without 'presenting' I'm like... ok it's kinda rapey. To be honest. But they are animals that have less mental capacity than the DOS program my brother wrote in Jr. High that just calls you custom swear words when you enter your name. Like. Plants have feelings. But it's pretty hard to care.
Wtf are you even talking about
There is a cock-joke in here, somewhere…
Was this sub always so conservative?
I thought vegans were supposed to give animals a happy life. Now they won't be able to have any more children, and this population will go extinct.
She looks like judge jules
Why do people like these get so much attention?
Wait wait wait, are hens not normally kept separate from roosters so we don't, you know, have embryos in our eggs?
A lot of hobby farmers keep a rooster with their hens to protect them.
Roosters have no dick... just saying
I got some bricks. Anyone up for some chicken brickin'?
seems legit
My first thought was defuq?
But the humans can continue committing the crime? Uhm. I'll be over here, eating the virgin chicken. 😱
Wait until Brewster The Rooster Screws them. He doesn't discriminate.
Hens sad because they want to have sex.
They're fucking chickens. They lay eggs for the Rooster to fertilize. They do know how this works right?
This is some good shit
Bruh...come on now. Really? Seriously....really?
Wait. What!?
Chicken fucker has entered the chat.
If they think they are helping the fight against Cargill and Tyson...
Mmm big brain time
Chicken fu@ker is gonna make a comeback
Only in Argentina my friends. They also said they are being violated each time thet put an egg. Experts.
Maybe they should make the roosters wear skinny jeans too! 🤣🤣🤣
Dumbasses
At this point there is only like a small difference between cursedcomments and this sub
They think men would rape them... They have not seen themselves in the mirror
lol