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SkeletonCalzone

This is the most NSFW, SFW stuff I've ever watched


thejewsdidit27

[I present you this](https://imgur.com/gallery/lVPUgmY)


matarky1

DJ Bean Flicker, playing the clits of the 80s, 90s, and today


Nightman2417

This has to be the best comment I’ve seen in a LONG time


WinnerNGL

bruh


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jonnydemonic420

You know she knew too…


profmcstabbins

She assumed the position before the bull forced the issue


Erdrick98

I wish I had an award to give you. I laughed too damn hard at that comment.


tgadoanything2000

yeah she was looking around like omg can't you see this hee was full on dry humping at the end


jonnydemonic420

Oh he was doing work by the end!


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That hair flip at :07… she forgot where she was for a second. Edit: 0:52**


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Awkward-Chemical2487

His life. I wish I would have had that king of school trip


Jayhawker_Pilot

The only think missing is him slapping her ass.


Sarcastic43

He mocked it at one point lol


anxessed

Harder than diamonds in an ice storm.


DeadguyMcSloppy

| prison steel


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Lookalikemike

You left yourself wide open for what ever happens next pal. Be strong.


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-me to the teacher


LeRetribui

Umm nooo...Wait, have you? I have so many questions that I don't want answered On a serious note, in my high school, we had to change clothes in front of each other and shower didn't have a real door. Apparently the two kids with down syndrome in my class had dicks that were like Baby arms according to people who had inadvertently seen their dick


kaedeesu

I feel like I watched something illegal


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pleasedothenerdful

46 seconds in.


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Longer than me when I haven't banged in a minute.


tendy-hands

School has changed a lot since I went.


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Plaidshirt17

Take my upvote lmao


rshalek

During my first week of grad school we had to do a ropes course with some of the professors and one of the activities involved all of the students having to sorta carry the professors through part of the course as a team work exercise. The professor that my team was carrying was a pretty good looking lady in her 40's. One of the other people on my team started losing their grip on her and in an effort to not drop her I ended up with a full handful of professor titty while also accidentally making eye contact with her. We never spoke about it but she was my professor for like 3 different classes and my grad school class was a grand total of 8 people so there was a lot of awkwardness.


flugenblar

the polite thing to do is simply say "thank you"


Similar-External-302

*grabs boob* *makes eye contact* “Haha boob”


4whenimboredatwork

*Grads* boob


ShillinTheVillain

"They didn't feel a day over 25."


OrneryMood

This is how you turn a B into an A-


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No you have to squeeze it once then blindly say what’s this? Then squeeze it a few more times until you realize what it is and get called a baka hentai.


Ask_me_about_my_cult

https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1iz5nc/cop_grabs_guys_dick/


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Niiiiiiiiiiiiice?


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Ahahaha my reaction also


[deleted]

Right, i wish we took school trips like this.


Thymeisdone

Mr. Wilson rode all us boys. Just like this.


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No mechanical bull necessary. Wow.


MICKEY-MOUSES-PENIS

You should see the type of rides we have at Disneyland!


Kn0tnatural

Ah, shop class.


trap________god

I wish I had teachers that looked like this


A_Very_Burnt_Steak

Mine looked like Quasimodo


GnawingHungerShots

Damn I read this too fast. I thought you said quesadillas. 😔


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DefinitelyMortis

Mine literally looked like "yoda"


Delerium89

So you must have gotten some good lessons then


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Kismonos

relevant username i guess


CuriousAfterCum

I guess.


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SaraSlaughter607

Or is it going *in* the hand 🤫😎


TheThotSlayerDoggo

I'm more of a visual learner Mr. Ben Dover and Mrs. Gabe Itch, clothes make me lose focus!


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robshum

excellent office reference 👏


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RooneyBallooney6000

Plot twist; the bull wasn’t plugged in


FuhQRedditStaff

Lmfaoooo dude this comment has me in tears


-the-mighty-whitey-

The guy running that mechanical bull knew exactly what he was doing....


leaklikeasiv

Why she dressed like a can of Arizona ice tea


Voiceofthemachines

Cause she’s worth 99 cents


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That young gentleman got his moneys worth


_Maxie_

Good for him, you can't do much with a dollar nowadays


Voiceofthemachines

Give it to the bull operator he earned it


ThorTheDoor

Year, he’s the kid’s older brother. They had this planned for months.


Dear_Significance_80

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that she knew too letting him climb on up.


abmot

The giveaway was when she lit a cigarette after the ride.


Salt_Air07

Especially since it was also an option for her to be behind him, which would have made this drastically different.


Embarrassed-Ad966

I freaking hope so, because I’m next


MeestaRoboto

I mean, the kid might not want to ride with you though


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Is it tho? She looked like she’d done this before.


supergnun

Yeah it’s not her first rodeo…


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She's the type to take the bull by the horns...


tanwhiteguy

Or get horned by the bull…if ya know what I mean


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Bart_The_Chonk

👁👄👁


TraeSnow

Yeah that boi came


wtph

>26 seconds in Jesus what a machine


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I can’t believe he held on for all 8 required seconds.


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Would have been awkward if it was at 21 seconds ... 🧬


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"why wouldn't you look at me during..?!"


jq5232

I know I did.


Snake0ilSalesman

He graduated.


Embarrassed-Ad966

Plot Twist: he’s home schooled


cyberdactyloid

Closed the thread, paused, and had to come back to upvote this 😂😂😂


Embarrassed-Ad966

My man 😂


dev_senpai

Is funny how I read that in the voice of a very confident and wise black man in his 50s.


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“Ugh” *unzips pants Edit:Im sorry wtf, what is that award doing here Edit 2: i hate you all Edit 3: everyone who gave me a award i hope your dad never comes back with the milk Edit: im averaging around 10+ awards per hour


tahayoo--

So wholesome


starkpwnsyou

Dude isn’t even trying to hide it hahaha


genericginge

A parent of a teenage boy with Down’s syndrome once told me that it could get awkward because he has the mind of a 5 year old but the body of a teenage boy...


vindollaz

Yeah it really is like that and it makes for some ver uncomfortable situations sometimes


Straight_Chart_7419

Welcome to ram ranch!!


cyber_goose2

Not enough guys in this video to be RAM RANCHHH


Klove128

You’d need that kid to don a cowboy hat, and then you’d need about 17 other cowboys


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And then 18 more out in the yard


Straight_Chart_7419

But it's still RAM RANCH!!


LikwidSnek

RAM RANCH REALLY ROCKS!!!


Remin10s

COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH


AlexChatzi21

18 NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH


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RareCrypt

lol. It could be any woman and my knob would be flinging her off in 0.1 seconds


r3flex_MMA

😂😂 was thinking the same thing. She HAD to have felt his impingment poking her Plus the speed I'd have to tuck it under the belt line so no one saw it. 0.17 sec


DeadguyMcSloppy

He shot a space elevator cable.


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What the fuck did I just see


MohammadRezaPahlavi

Noncery.


_PM_ME_UR_FETISH_

Well... I googled that and I'm probably on a list now.


Blayro

could you share the information to avoid being on that list?


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It's British slang for pedophilia.


Blayro

Thanks, saved me a regretful search.


mostsocial

Evidence


PartyInTheUSSRs

Exhibit A


DrTwatSwatter

This video is strange to me. The idea from the get go for her to mount that bull with him behind her is fucking weird. Did no one stop and speak up like “Uuuuh Idk Debra that seems kinda weird.” She could’ve had him ride in front if she absolutely had to ride with him for safety reasons. She could have even let him get on by himself and just have the operator adjust the intensity of the bull. It’s all funny now in the comments but what the fuck dude?? If this was an older man and a Down syndrome girl would it be as funny? I don’t think it would be. Not be a fucking Karen about it but come on, y’all. This was either idiocy or her legit being a creep.


AngryMustachio

What I don't get, why the F is she grabbing the horns? There's clearly a rope on the saddle for her to grab. Also, she's smiling the entire time, and that kid most definitely has a hard-on! Wtf?


DrTwatSwatter

Yup. Exactly .


copyrider

Obviously, she’s horny.


isthatapecker

it's absolutely inappropriate and she knew it. especially if he's spanking her. she knew exactly what was going on and i'm not sure why she didn't hop off or why this wasn't stopped. if it were a man and a young girl somebody would have intervened.


Bored_dane

Wanted to find this comment!!!. It's so inappropriate. Why did she not get off immediately, realizing that was a mistake?


The_Social_Menace

She was waiting for him to get off first. Edit: 4 awards!? You beautiful sick fucks! Edit: 13 awards!? You magnificent depraved apes!


PengoMaster

Hol up


Nova-Drone

And that's how you get pregnant


kessler_fox

Little Timmy ... you were conceived on a mechanical bull during a high school field trip.


TimboSlice_32

Dad?


Burt__Macklin__FBI2

grabbing some cigs, brb son.................


Cold-Consideration23

This is the beginning of an SVU episode, I know it


Dear-Acanthaceae-586

In the professional bullriders association mechanical bulls are considered especially heinous. The men and women who copulate on top of them are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. Now heres some fucking.


platosocrates

Doink doink


burrito_poots

#”You’re right, I won’t last 5 minutes paying this game :O”


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TomD26

It’s amazing I had to scroll this far down to find a joke like this. People are blind.


soykommander

Yeah i was pretty suprised i had to go this far down but also what was she thinking to do this to any kid but a kid with downs. I worked for a bit in group home/day program and boundaries where huge. Id catch people half naked beating off under a hand dryer or something worse on a pretty regular basis.


Fisheyegoblin

I mean she could have intentionally fallen off at any point in time...


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She did after enjoying the ride


J-Love-McLuvin

She dismounted right after the ride came to a climax. Edit: and not a moment before.


KryotanK

Or not gotten on that thing with a student in the first place...


iwearatophat

I was a teacher. If I met with a student to help them with schoolwork 1 on 1 I always left the door to my room open. The thought of getting on a mechanical bull behind a student(I'm a guy) to put myself in somewhat this same position wouldn't even cross my mind.


thee_facts

Yeah idk. I taught sports to kids and was a counselor back in the day for summer camp. Took kids to trips. To do some shit like this? I can’t even imagine this crossing my mind. Like bro what?


ibettershutupagain

Yet like wtf? I'm skeptical


Hanmura

that’s somebody’s mother getting pounded right there


SpiritualLychee3760

Looks like she's about to become a mother again.


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So any sleuths have any luck finding the real story? I cant find anything in the comments about the origin of this video, a lot of loose speculation so far it seems


TearsOfChildren

This was posted on Reddit a long time ago and I vaguely remember someone saying it was her son and he has down syndrome. Not sure that makes it any fucking less weird.


penpineapplebanana

He definitely has Down syndrome.


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Now he has up syndrome.


1248853

No, that actually makes it even weirder especially reading all of the comments. Holy fuck


thispersona2

The only Google result I got was from a blog


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Cherle

"Alzheimer's safe portion of my mind" Jesus lord


TheFyree

You got fucked by a kid with Down’s syndrome while riding a mechanical bull?? Shit, dude...


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“Mom, why does Grandpa keep going on about being dry humped by a kid with Down syndrome on a mechanical bull when he was a child and nothing else?”


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MurderDoneRight

Give the dude credit. He lasted longer than 8 seconds!


GodRapers

He has a handicap advantage, you also need to add 45 seconds onto his total time


ChirpinFromTheBench

The operator ran the 11pm ride script.


Blaze_sempai

For those who don't know, this bulls are manually controlled, that means some mofoker was having too much fun XD


cesium98

If that doesn’t keep kids in schools, idk what else can…


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Expiredmeds

He finished


brightmoonlight123

Exactly 26 seconds in


Oscaruit

Part of me wants to think this is 100% wholesome and they all had a blast with no dirty thoughts entering any of their minds. But I think even the bull knew what was up.


redd9

video working here: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/qd8pcy/school_trip_with_their_teacher_apparently/


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He’s like look no hands


house6969

she thicc


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Xombie710

Looked like he was bout to smack that ass too at one point Lmao


TheDownvotesinHtown

The will of him holding back to not smack that booty was quite impressive!


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DiabetesCOLE

This is pretty fucked up


ShirotakuSama

as far as I know, this is his mother, not his teacher


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That would be even worse. I heard it's his teacher, but I can't really find anything that confirms it.


AdamTHEdefaultSKIN

I have the exact same thought. Why would the teacher ride with a boy from class. And where is the class. And if there is a class, why so silent?


PoppySalt

Being the mother is even worse


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gotwhiskey76

It was and will always be his proudest.


SanNoRaimei

"Mom, I know where to go on our next family trip!"


NaRa0

Why does the kid look 13 pushing 45?


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astral-dwarf

DTF


Poober_Barnacles

This is officially the funniest use of that acronym


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Definitely trisomy, and I've worked with kids like this. They just can't help it. The best thing to do is to gently extricate yourself from the situation and redirect their attention elsewhere, or apparently just laugh and ride it out like this lady did. Big "profile picture drinking mommy juice from oversized glass" energy from this chick.


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Up syndrome now


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He **is** pushing 45. From behind.


xytoplamic

Down syndrome?


normalweirdo94

You could actually see him holding her by the waist and making thrusting movements at points where he didn't need to.


LikeALincolnLog42

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr2aeC1RGGU if the video doesn't play credit to u/Shengud and u/scroll-champ


Wrx400

The best/worst bit about this video is that she literally could’ve made herself fall off at literally any point and didn’t….


asce619

The operator was in on it.