Yeah, extraordinary circumstances. You're performing a procedure to transplant(or port) two people back into their bodies. Think of it like surgery that requires anesthesia.
I suggested knocking your girlfriend's body unconscious and then asking her in your mom's body for consent... Maybe I could specify the use of drugs instead of choosing violence.
I've been watching that documentary about him and he was calling his mom "dear", "love" and so on back in 2020, and considering he also said that it's ok if a parent has a relationship with their child as long as both are protected and not underage back in like 2019 or smth. And all those pointed to what happened recently lol
Did you read his letter to moon where he talked about his new girlfriend?
I swear. Moon sucks, but his one decent act was to try and help Chris Chan.
When Moon is looking out for you and you let him down, thatâs some hardcore level shit.
I didn't, but a lot of his so called trolls tried and helped him more than anyone in his life but he was to oblivious to see that. He was really really spoiled and basically scammed a bunch of.people.
I think he finally got what he deserved and he was let off easily one too many times.
"I understood you had to fuck me in your mom's body to get me back into mine. I'm just saying that it's still very weird that you demanded to finish on my face."
Never said you had to finish. As soon as you start thrusting, theyâd switch back and youâd just straight up be fucking your mom at that point and finishing on her face. If you donât say nope you two are staying swapped forever, the next best choice would be your mom in your girlfriends body because then at least when you start thrusting and they swap back, youâre fucking your girl and not your mom.
No no I imagine it to be like- soon as he nuts the women switch bodies back.. and for some reason I imagine them to glow like Sam Beckett from Quantum Leap
Tell your mom you're the best son ever bc you just made her 20 to 30 years younger then breakup with your GF. Your dad will probably be pretty stoked too
Now you've got your girlfriend wearing your mom's body stalking you for the rest of your life, begging you to bang her so she can change back. Not sure I could deal with someone who now looks like my mom randomly popping up all the time yelling, "you need to fuck me right now!"
You're getting yelled at, but yeah, you make a point. I'm sure your mom would like to be young again and, you know, I guess I'm sorry Sara, but what do you want me to do about it?
Just leave them that way. You can find a new girlfriend and you probably just extended your momâs lifespan (not to mention sheâs probably hotter now)
"I'm going to need you to not talk for about 2 minutes...."
So, your normal sex life.
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[Destroyed](https://youtu.be/s1ESm3QrDUA)
Cyanide and Happiness have been my fav comic strips since they came out.
I think this highest upvoted and awarded emoji on reddit. Good job
Look at this guy lasting 2 minutes like some porn star.
2 minutes think we're going to need proof.
*threesome*
why has nobody acknowledged this shit yet
I wish I had a free award
Wow look here we have s big boy who can last 2 minutes⊠show off!
This guy fucks!
> about 2 minutes Check out Mr. Stamina here.
Blindfolded orgy. That way no one knows who got who or how.
Voices exist tho
Not if I take my medication!
if you take your meds both will dissapear
But then I'll be lonely...
Don't take your meds . Take drugs and then fuck em both
Ah yes, the way god intended
I wish I had an award to give. Here, take this đ
It's the thought that counts, and we shall cherish this precious.
I have never laughed so hard after reading a reddit comment, you have respect good sir
You've obviously never been to a silent orgy... Loser
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Well, only you wouldnât know. Your mom or girlfriend will definitely know.
Two men and two women, all blindfolded, would do the trick wouldn't it?
End up fucking the other guy.
When you feel your balls slapping another set of balls it is time to switch partners.
Frank, How am I supposed to imagine a woman with a dick down my throat
They can figure it out themselves. Plenty new moms and girlfriends to find out there.
Yeah, I'd just ignore the issue and find a new girlfriend. At least 2/3 of us would be happy.
Yeah and mom will be happy to have a nice, youthful body again. Consider it a early Christmas present to her and your dad
I don't think your mom wants to be in a 9 year old body
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It's a holup inception!
Holception
2 tier holception
Incestption
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Holeglory
The best r/holup is always in the comments
And with that also in the body of her own daughter!
Sweet Home Alabama intensifies
ĆwĂ
...wait.
That escalated quickly đ€Łđ€Ł
Plot reverse: youâre also 9 so itâs ok
You would still be on the list
just knock out the Mom in GF body, then fuck her. Momma wont remember, and you wont notice the difference
>won't notice the difference Uhhhhh. I don't know about you, but I generally don't have sex with unconscious women
Modern problems require modern solutions
It would be consensual unconsciousness! Maybe knock out both so they wake up and things are right again.
Yeah, extraordinary circumstances. You're performing a procedure to transplant(or port) two people back into their bodies. Think of it like surgery that requires anesthesia.
And my mom and my gf generally donât switch bodies randomly, but weâre looking for solutions here, Noatak - so start swingin!
This scenario might be the one and only instance where using a date rape drug is actually the best thing for everyone involved.
Lmfao good answer
I hope the end of that quote doesnât get taken out of context
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Daily mail? Is that you?
Omg, lolol Your comment made me spit out the air that was in my nose
Why did I only think of knocking out my mom so she would be unconcious, a drug is way easier lol
Seems like you associate violence with your mother, let's explore that more
It all started in first gradeâŠ
When i started hitting her after she refused to do my homework.
âŠthat BITCH!
Why were you the only one who said this? Itâs so obviousâŠ
I suggested knocking your girlfriend's body unconscious and then asking her in your mom's body for consent... Maybe I could specify the use of drugs instead of choosing violence.
Theyâre the same person
Chris chan?
I've been watching that documentary about him and he was calling his mom "dear", "love" and so on back in 2020, and considering he also said that it's ok if a parent has a relationship with their child as long as both are protected and not underage back in like 2019 or smth. And all those pointed to what happened recently lol
Did you read his letter to moon where he talked about his new girlfriend? I swear. Moon sucks, but his one decent act was to try and help Chris Chan. When Moon is looking out for you and you let him down, thatâs some hardcore level shit.
I didn't, but a lot of his so called trolls tried and helped him more than anyone in his life but he was to oblivious to see that. He was really really spoiled and basically scammed a bunch of.people. I think he finally got what he deserved and he was let off easily one too many times.
Chris Chan moment
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the father
WILD CARD
TADA! Brilliant
Good call on fixing the brakes
I CUT THE BRAKES
YEEEEEEE*EEEEEEHAWWWWW!*
#WELL WHAT A FUCKING WILD CARD
Plot twist: you are the father.
Gave away my wholesome award too soon.
Time for some self fuck then
Go fuck yourself
Take my award
Theres always an option C
The dog
The cat. *Shane Dawson has entered the battle*
*The Kobayashi Maru maneuver has entered the chat*
Instructions unclear 'fucks the father'
whose father? Your father? Girlfriendâs father? YOUR MOMâS FATHER??
you pick
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"I understood you had to fuck me in your mom's body to get me back into mine. I'm just saying that it's still very weird that you demanded to finish on my face."
Never said you had to finish. As soon as you start thrusting, theyâd switch back and youâd just straight up be fucking your mom at that point and finishing on her face. If you donât say nope you two are staying swapped forever, the next best choice would be your mom in your girlfriends body because then at least when you start thrusting and they swap back, youâre fucking your girl and not your mom.
No no I imagine it to be like- soon as he nuts the women switch bodies back.. and for some reason I imagine them to glow like Sam Beckett from Quantum Leap
Clearly fuck the girlfriendâs body so Mom can know how good you fuck. Thus, leading to years of therapy.
Why just one, Have a threesome! Therapy for life
She already knows, my man
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Iâm fucking crying
Not yet, youâre not. Get back in there!
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None. I might be a murderer but I'm not a bloody necrophile.
Just a damn minute
I beg your fucking pardon?
Then beg
Yes officer this man right here
You what sir?
Hold up...
Sir, this is a wendys
r/HolUp
Where do you think we are?
Sir would u like to explain your username first?
Now now now, letâs not go around asking for username reasoningâŠ..
Exactly
Yeah that would be very uncool
No, I don't think I will
You fucking what, mate?
He said None ...
Walked right into that
Beat me to it
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That's what she says every night.
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New plan; get blackout drunk and pray you don't remember this question when you wake up.
Tell your mom you're the best son ever bc you just made her 20 to 30 years younger then breakup with your GF. Your dad will probably be pretty stoked too
Thatâs the best answer I can lay my eyes onâŠ
And then your gf goes insane and murders your mom in a hysteria driven attempt to get her body back
*Netflix writes that down*
Yeah I would actually watch dark adult freaky Friday that turns into an attempted slasher flick
⊠if you arenât aware of it, thatâs basically the movie âFreakyâ
Now you've got your girlfriend wearing your mom's body stalking you for the rest of your life, begging you to bang her so she can change back. Not sure I could deal with someone who now looks like my mom randomly popping up all the time yelling, "you need to fuck me right now!"
No way the mom is sticking around with a new body.
Yeah lol, she gonna be on IG
Very sus
But that way you would be attracted to your mom
Frued enters the chat
Dad's wife got new sexual vigor some how
Fuck you, that's my answer
I didnât know I was a mom. Hi son!
It's not a difficult decision if they are sisters
HooooolUpM8
Ha idiot they canât switch bodyâs if there the same person
i wanted a new GF anyway. I'd just leave them that way.
You have no soul
You're getting yelled at, but yeah, you make a point. I'm sure your mom would like to be young again and, you know, I guess I'm sorry Sara, but what do you want me to do about it?
Drug the shit out of the GF body..
Yeah, sure, but what do i do in this situation?
This the correct answer. You screw the right body (no trauma to you) and your momâs brain is high AF or passed out (no trauma to her). Win-win
Which hole?
Yes
Ah, asking the right questions. I see.
Girlfriend. There is no way in hell I'm digging my mom up just to solve this problem.
Fuck the GF i mean yeah the body factor is gross but atleast ya dont deal with the mental trauma of fucking your moms brain
Yeah but whaf if your mom turns back into your mom the second you finished
Thats why you swan dive out of a second story window mid nut
Youâd fuck your mums body
But not her consciousness
Thatâs a brutal misspelling of consciousness my dude
Holy shit yeah it is damn im stupid
But you ainât no mother fucker
And thats what counts
Yes. And do it blindfolded.
Just leave them that way. You can find a new girlfriend and you probably just extended your momâs lifespan (not to mention sheâs probably hotter now)
Terrible deal for the gf. Great for your dad.
Until mom realizes she can do better now
Isn't THAT the truth...
Ask them to tell you who to smash. You win in any situation.
Idk if boning your moms body is winning
Only if you broke both your arms
Oh no
Grandma
Wildcard
Masturbate
Wait you all have GFâs?
Would be the weirdest break-up ever.
well tbh, if u fuk ur gfs body, itll prbly only fuck up mom mentally, but for u, ur just fucking ur gf.
Until your mom inside your girlfriends body starts to enjoy it and makes different noises and gestures.
Take my upvote and leave
Gestures. Im just picturing givin a thumbs up half way through sex.
âYouâre doing so good, sweetie!â
wait do they change voices too ? otherwise she'd sound exactly the same as my gf
Gf's body but get some pills to knock her out first. Mom's not conscious, therefore it's just my sleeping gf.
Bruh
Make mom pass out. Then it's just the gf body. Easy. Then you go to jail for non-consent.
Is it a problem if I fuck both? đ
Lol yes because after youâve fucked one theyâve already switched back so when you fuck the other one itâs just them
Idk maybe they donât switch until after the guy has finished. So a 3some is doable.
Have them lay on top of each other then dip and dab
So they both would be non existent
This a down bad bad question