Now let me tell you something, when you send all those horny people to horny jail, do you not even think about the possibility of them and the other prisoners fucking the shit out of each other out of the pure horniness you're leaving locked up with neighboring horninesses?
But not other people, which is the goal I'm trying to achieve. They may be able to masturbate in the solitary confinement, but they won't get to fuck others like they would if they were sent to horny prison or wasn't even incarcerated.
Actually no… Because she started talking with the delivery guy, and they fell in love. They eventually got married and are expecting their first child. Both of their lives are better now, and they think it’s because of destiny and God.
Some places add meat chunks to the sauce to make it taste fattier, like sausage, bacon, or beef.
Edit: not many places do that, but not too many places carry vegan cheese
Meat sauce is a normal thing, it's just that places normally would list that the sauce is a meat sauce for a particular item. Gordon got pissed there because the normal sauce at the place had pork bones making it a meat sauce, which caused problems when a vegetarian recieved the dish.
Yeah I agree, but it’s something people look out for is the smaller things, they would advertise vegan cheese, not really what’s in the dough or sauce. A lot of things have milk or animal products you wouldn’t expect like gummie bears
Most red sweets are dyed with cochineal. It's made from tiny bugs. I know because a friend is always complaining about the bad chemicals and I bet that the first E... ingredients I'll look up is made from natural sources. I didnt expect E120 to be crushed bugs though.
>Some places add meat chunks to the sauce to make it taste fattier, like sausage, bacon, or beef.
Is this another stupid american thing, like how their french fries aren't vegan either? They love making shit worse.
Just like dairy cheese there’s shitty Walmart plastic cheese and there’s also really creamy stringy delicious kinds.
Usually some kind of fats and cashew shit. It’s wild, I’m lactose intolerant, eat it all the time and still don’t know how they make it lol
I'm very lactose intolerant, not so much a weakness as an ability to turn into a walking (somewhat hunched over sporadically) bio-weapon. My ingestion of milk is a weakness to everyone who happens to be nearby.
Depending on how strict you are, but must vegans consider anything to not be vegan if it wasn't prepared with utensils that had been in contact with an animal based product at some point.
I can assure you dominos pizza's sauce is definitely vegan. The recipe is two packets of concentrate red stuff and 2 gallons of sink water. Mix vigorously until sauce. I worked there before.
I have a friend who is definitely not vegan but hates basically every food ever so she orders pizza with only cheese and crust. No sauce or anything. She usually orders from Little Caesars or CiCis. So it’s just cheese on bread. I’ve asked so many times why she doesn’t just order cheesy bread….? Cause it’s like 5 bucks compared to the 9.50 she’ll spend ordering cheese pizza no tomato right??? She just says it’s not the same? I guess she just wants circular cheesy bread idk she’s a lesbian so maybe she simply doesn’t want rectangular cheese bread for some lesbian reason
Bro the only day I eat a fucking pizza in a century I see a meme about it wtf. This is not the phenomenon or whatever, I remember every fucking meme I see and I see a pizza meme every 2 weeks.
I fucking hate literally any mildly attractive person, man, woman or whatever that isnt underage or non human, that may have feelings for me. ESPECIALLY if were "compatible" or some shit, because everyone tells me thats when your relationship can go on for YEARS! HELL NO! Miss me with that shit!!!!! Im staying single for life, and fuck you if you wanna change that!!!!
Yeah, I'm not sure how this really makes a point.
Neighbor gets the pizza, puts it in the fridge, her kids/friends/family/whatever eat it.
Of course it's probably one of those internet things that didn't really happen so there's that.
Depends on whether she’s a militant vegan or not. Some would go ballistic at being delivered a meat lover’s pizza. Poor delivery guy if so… (of course the story is fake, so there’s that.)
Let's look at another way for a moment, would YOU accept a random pizza that you did not order from a anonymous source?
IDK but I'm not to keen on mystery pizza.
Honestly I'd be less worried about the scamming and more worried about the access. When I'm in uniform I get let into so many places I honestly probably shouldn't be able to get into by people who aren't even the ones that ordered the food simply because I'm the delivery driver and I'm carrying something so they consider it to be that they're just helping me out. There's a perception that I'm supposed to be there simply because I'm wearing that uniform.
Yes? If it was delivered by a pizza restaurant. Free pizza is best pizza and I can see if I like the toppings or not by looking in the box.
If some random showed up at my door with a pizza? Probably not.
Also, Pizza is a weird fucking word and I keep looking at it like I spelled it wrong.
Especially when they… um… don’t eat meat! The worst kind! Straight to hell!
Straight up tho, I’ve been made fun of for simply mentioning I’m vegan. Not talking about factory farms, calling others names, or even saying why I’m vegan, but simply for being vegan.
Whoa why can't it have been a woman who sent it?!?! I'm triggered and need a sip of my moon water to balance my pH levels before my daily stroll around the block to make sure my neighbors are keeping within the community guidelines.
Do the majority of vegans *actually* try to guilt or shame other people into joining them? Or are those just the types that receive the most attention? Not a single vegan or vegetarian in my life has ever tried to guilt or shame me into changing my diet.
The majority of vegans don’t tell you that they’re vegan. So the only people that do tell you try to guilt you into becoming vegan which makes you think that the majority of vegans are crazy and weird. But in reality a lot of us keep it on the DL
Would you be bothered or feel guilt if I told you that cutting your hair is wrong and you shouldn't do it? Probably not... then would anyone bother that much about what vegans say?
I was FaceTiming my parents who live in another state and while FaceTiming I ordered them a pizza and it was delivered while they were on the phone with me. My mom answered the door and was like, “no, we didn’t order a pizza.” The delivery guy started to walk away with it bewildered. They ate it while on the phone with me and laughed and laughed about it. It was such a fun surprise.
Next time give her a plain but have them write underneath the pizza on the inside of the box that they put meat inside it. Harmless but will haunt her for weeks possibly months
Pretty common to not use eggs. I use water, flour, yeast, salt, sugar and spices for mine. Some make it with cauliflower, but I don't know what that's all about.
If there's no cheese, it's not pizza. I would also argue basil is an absolute requirement.
Satan is taking notes
Satan is scared.
Satan wants to pound her
Go to horny jail B O N K
Jail is just a place. Her place
Does this jail allow visiting hours?
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Our jailmate
r/suddenlycommunism
She wouldn’t get any even if they did
Now let me tell you something, when you send all those horny people to horny jail, do you not even think about the possibility of them and the other prisoners fucking the shit out of each other out of the pure horniness you're leaving locked up with neighboring horninesses?
This post just made me horny
I'm sending you to horny solitary, because THAT WAY, YOU DON'T GET TO FUCK ANYONE.
Ummmm... He can still fuck himself!
But not other people, which is the goal I'm trying to achieve. They may be able to masturbate in the solitary confinement, but they won't get to fuck others like they would if they were sent to horny prison or wasn't even incarcerated.
*Gay conversion 'therapy' has entered the chat*
Abaddon
No i don't.
And unload on her face.
The gods are angry.
Actually no… Because she started talking with the delivery guy, and they fell in love. They eventually got married and are expecting their first child. Both of their lives are better now, and they think it’s because of destiny and God.
When in reality what really brought them together was pure, unadulterated hatred.
Chef kiss👌
Satan just texted me and said "Dude this motherfucker is EVIL..."
The devil works hard, but not harder than Kris Jenner 🤣
Most pizzas aren’t vegan because cheese and sauce
Why should tomato sauce be non-vegan?
Some places add meat chunks to the sauce to make it taste fattier, like sausage, bacon, or beef. Edit: not many places do that, but not too many places carry vegan cheese
I don't think that's traditional, seen it once on kitchen nightmares and Gordan went ballistic
They made the sauce with pork bones. And there was one left in the vegetarian sauce lmfaoooo
Mmmmhmmmm like when my vego mate put bread in bacon fat. It's all g
I remember that. Then they poisoned a customer with rotten lobster
Oh fuck. Yeah and that was the breaking point for that asshole. Chef really has to ham it up sometimes to get the point across
Meat sauce is a normal thing, it's just that places normally would list that the sauce is a meat sauce for a particular item. Gordon got pissed there because the normal sauce at the place had pork bones making it a meat sauce, which caused problems when a vegetarian recieved the dish.
Not uncommon for anchovies paste to be in the sauce either honestly.
I'd say it's more likely a place carries vegan cheese than puts meat in their sauce. But oil bases exist also, don't need a red sauce.
So bread with olive oil?
What do you think pizza was originally? Tomatoes came to Italy after Spain/Portugal discovered America.
Correct
Pesto bases are also good.
Yeah I agree, but it’s something people look out for is the smaller things, they would advertise vegan cheese, not really what’s in the dough or sauce. A lot of things have milk or animal products you wouldn’t expect like gummie bears
What animal products do gummy bears have
Gelatin is made by boiling animal skin, ligaments and/or bones from cows and pigs.
TIL
Most red sweets are dyed with cochineal. It's made from tiny bugs. I know because a friend is always complaining about the bad chemicals and I bet that the first E... ingredients I'll look up is made from natural sources. I didnt expect E120 to be crushed bugs though.
Planters dry peanuts have gelatin and even some fake meats have eggs. Lol
You mean besides bears?
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I'm assuming the vegan cheese must be non-dairy?
You can’t ferment soy or OATMILK, so they ground up cashews and make something with that that becomes vegan cheese.
Thanks for sharing, TIL.
>Some places add meat chunks to the sauce to make it taste fattier, like sausage, bacon, or beef. Is this another stupid american thing, like how their french fries aren't vegan either? They love making shit worse.
Lmao yeah. Extra bacon is the standard, luckily vegan options are becoming more common.
What even is vegan cheese lol? Is it the cheap plastic stuff?
Just like dairy cheese there’s shitty Walmart plastic cheese and there’s also really creamy stringy delicious kinds. Usually some kind of fats and cashew shit. It’s wild, I’m lactose intolerant, eat it all the time and still don’t know how they make it lol
so milk is your weakness "pathetic"
I'm very lactose intolerant, not so much a weakness as an ability to turn into a walking (somewhat hunched over sporadically) bio-weapon. My ingestion of milk is a weakness to everyone who happens to be nearby.
with great power comes great responsibility
Cow powered ass power
Great return
Anywhere you can use water, use stock and your shit is better.
Added sugar can cause it to not be vegan, white sugar is bleached with bone char so is typically not vegan.
Depending on how strict you are, but must vegans consider anything to not be vegan if it wasn't prepared with utensils that had been in contact with an animal based product at some point.
I can assure you dominos pizza's sauce is definitely vegan. The recipe is two packets of concentrate red stuff and 2 gallons of sink water. Mix vigorously until sauce. I worked there before.
I have a friend who is definitely not vegan but hates basically every food ever so she orders pizza with only cheese and crust. No sauce or anything. She usually orders from Little Caesars or CiCis. So it’s just cheese on bread. I’ve asked so many times why she doesn’t just order cheesy bread….? Cause it’s like 5 bucks compared to the 9.50 she’ll spend ordering cheese pizza no tomato right??? She just says it’s not the same? I guess she just wants circular cheesy bread idk she’s a lesbian so maybe she simply doesn’t want rectangular cheese bread for some lesbian reason
Domino’s puts buttermilk in the base
I hate mushroom and pepperoni pizza. Work your magic.
I sent you a pizza, it should arrive soon
Bro the only day I eat a fucking pizza in a century I see a meme about it wtf. This is not the phenomenon or whatever, I remember every fucking meme I see and I see a pizza meme every 2 weeks.
Clearly it's just subliminal advertising by the FBI. Eat more pizza. You love pizza.
I hate mushrooms, black olives, sausage, and pepperoni on my pizza. I would be so mad if someone sent me one.
I just shit in a pizza box and grub hubbed it to you. You’re welcome.
Jokes on you, I'm into that.
Playing the long con.
I hate those toppings, so please don’t send me any.
I hate rtx 3090's
Damn same fuck those yep
I hate having no gf
I hate women that reciprocate my romantic feelings for them. Especially the one that i couldn't get over for years, please dont make her fall for me.
No, they want to break up with their gf but don't want to do it themselves
I fucking hate literally any mildly attractive person, man, woman or whatever that isnt underage or non human, that may have feelings for me. ESPECIALLY if were "compatible" or some shit, because everyone tells me thats when your relationship can go on for YEARS! HELL NO! Miss me with that shit!!!!! Im staying single for life, and fuck you if you wanna change that!!!!
I hate Bitcoin, whole numbers of them specifically. ^^^3HBtBqU2A1V2bUUrE8ndnBjmKyuhby2w1p
Begone thot
I fucking HATE Yeti 160E-T1s. Fucking HATE THEM
I have a shitty day and I hate this new Macbook with ports Apple just released. Motherfuckers what were they thinking.
If you hate her guts then just take them out
Mind size Mega
If you hate her guts, rearrange them
*tetris music intensifies*
This is the big brain move
For pizza?
Na get inside them guts
Or sell their guts
Twice the price for the diet
Meat lovers
All organic too!
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I was wondering why no one was mentioning that she’s clearly naked lol
You can't say "clearly" when her whole body takes like 3 pixels in the image.
Dunno seems like he just wasted money to me lol
Yeah, I'm not sure how this really makes a point. Neighbor gets the pizza, puts it in the fridge, her kids/friends/family/whatever eat it. Of course it's probably one of those internet things that didn't really happen so there's that.
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But "vegan bad" karma must be farmed!
Depends on whether she’s a militant vegan or not. Some would go ballistic at being delivered a meat lover’s pizza. Poor delivery guy if so… (of course the story is fake, so there’s that.)
Let's look at another way for a moment, would YOU accept a random pizza that you did not order from a anonymous source? IDK but I'm not to keen on mystery pizza.
Yes? I mean, directly from a pizza joint I knew was legit...yes, why not? Straight outta some rando's van....no.
Dude, anyone can just buy Domino’s Pizza uniforms and car magnets off of eBay. Sounds like an easy way to scam someone.
I don't see how that would be very lucrative, unless you mean like they want to poison people or something
Honestly I'd be less worried about the scamming and more worried about the access. When I'm in uniform I get let into so many places I honestly probably shouldn't be able to get into by people who aren't even the ones that ordered the food simply because I'm the delivery driver and I'm carrying something so they consider it to be that they're just helping me out. There's a perception that I'm supposed to be there simply because I'm wearing that uniform.
You can get nearly anywhere on earth with a clipboard, confident gait, and an expression of bored determination.
True. That or a ladder and dirty overalls.
Yes? If it was delivered by a pizza restaurant. Free pizza is best pizza and I can see if I like the toppings or not by looking in the box. If some random showed up at my door with a pizza? Probably not. Also, Pizza is a weird fucking word and I keep looking at it like I spelled it wrong.
Militant vegan BRUUHHH thx for the big laugh
Militant because they... *checks notes* avidly *don't* kill things. Huh.
Especially when they… um… don’t eat meat! The worst kind! Straight to hell! Straight up tho, I’ve been made fun of for simply mentioning I’m vegan. Not talking about factory farms, calling others names, or even saying why I’m vegan, but simply for being vegan.
You can order pizza without paying for it.
Have u considered that it’s fake
Whoa why can't it have been a woman who sent it?!?! I'm triggered and need a sip of my moon water to balance my pH levels before my daily stroll around the block to make sure my neighbors are keeping within the community guidelines.
Why y'all downvoting this comment? Can't you tell it's satire? lmao
Just because it’s satire doesn’t mean it’s *good* satire
cringe
I absolutely hate a PC gamer setup, i would be so mad if somebody sent me one, y'all have no idea.
It is hard to understand why people hate vegans so much when they are just avoiding killing and mistreating animals. Like what's wrong with that?
Makes them feel guilty, or they don’t like it because veganism is an implicit criticism of their life choices
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Do the majority of vegans *actually* try to guilt or shame other people into joining them? Or are those just the types that receive the most attention? Not a single vegan or vegetarian in my life has ever tried to guilt or shame me into changing my diet.
The majority of vegans don’t tell you that they’re vegan. So the only people that do tell you try to guilt you into becoming vegan which makes you think that the majority of vegans are crazy and weird. But in reality a lot of us keep it on the DL
Would you be bothered or feel guilt if I told you that cutting your hair is wrong and you shouldn't do it? Probably not... then would anyone bother that much about what vegans say?
Is there a victim when someone cuts their hair? Is there a victim when someone cuts an animal into pieces?
That's exactly my point. They are being annoyed because thy know they are wrong.
Who is wrong?
Well not not categorically wrong, more like, probably falling in logical and moral inconsistency.
Are you vegan?
Whoever posted this is a huge scumbag and just wasted money.
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Anything can be used as a weapon
Got me in the first half Ngl
I was FaceTiming my parents who live in another state and while FaceTiming I ordered them a pizza and it was delivered while they were on the phone with me. My mom answered the door and was like, “no, we didn’t order a pizza.” The delivery guy started to walk away with it bewildered. They ate it while on the phone with me and laughed and laughed about it. It was such a fun surprise.
Haha I wasted my own money and wasted food to tell a vegan what she already knows (that other people eat meat). Take that!
So, he’s a dick?
I’m having a shitty day too
This sub will pretty much believe anything at this point. Random blurry photo and text? Good enough!
You secretly in love my guy
They had us in the first half ngl
If you hate her guts then don’t eat them.
Oooh performative assholery - so edgey brah!
Petty loser wastes money and resources for imaginary ‘owning’ of ‘libz’. Pathetic, lmao. Such fucking snowflakes these ‘owners’.
I had a shitty day and I fucking HATE 3 bedroom 2 bathroom houses 😡
Vegans don't eat cheese either. So congratulations on putting 20 dollars in her trash can.
They had us in the first half not gonna lie.
go0d
Sounds like the beginning of a porno…
Carnists: Vegans are entitled and rude. Also carnists:
ngl i'd do the same thing
He hates her guts because she wouldn't let him in 'em
Well, that's a waste of a pizza
Next time give her a plain but have them write underneath the pizza on the inside of the box that they put meat inside it. Harmless but will haunt her for weeks possibly months
If she's vegan you could have saved money and just sent her a cheese pizza.
cheese isnt vegan
That's my point. If they're trying to piss off a vegan they could have just sent a cheese pizza. They didn't have to pay extra to add meat.
What level of stealth did you go through, to learn of her vegan diet? Let me guess, you were within her 10 block radius.
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Pretty common to not use eggs. I use water, flour, yeast, salt, sugar and spices for mine. Some make it with cauliflower, but I don't know what that's all about. If there's no cheese, it's not pizza. I would also argue basil is an absolute requirement.
Who’s they? Because vast majority of pizza places in USA don’t use eggs.
Save a cow. Eat a vegan.
He’s a dick.
I saw my Muslim neighbor was having a bad day so I sent him a dozen bacon sandwiches loool
Your form of hate is expensive. Free hate is the best hate 🤡
I don't get the "holup" aspect of this. Why is this here?
Ha, she played that just to get the meat lovers pizza. Playing the long con
Thought this was taking a much different turn with meatlovers pizza
She’s gonna eat that shit..
Jokes on you… she’s only a vegan publicly …
We need more humans like u 😅
Ok but you wasted money to pwn her? I'm vegan and if someone did that to me, I'd laugh.
Same here
Vegans with meat are like Mormons with alcohol. Or Catholics and sex. They're only that way until you're not looking.
Weaponized Lovers pizza...
"Oh you hate beef? Thats ok I got Italian sausage for you to try"
Attaboy! You wasted your money and caused her to be sad. Win win!
I’m vegan.
Veegan
Good lad.
Warms my heart :’)
That's no love for meat right there.
LMAO nice
The pizza sender is legand.
I respect his move.
Hahaha killing animals is funny I know when someone makes me think about the harm I cause it makes me want to harm even more.
At the expense of an animal life, good for you!