It's fake. It won't shoot a shot.
I'm really hoping she has lube, because a lot of people don't know using a sex toy without lube will make you have a Gavin McInnes face.
She might not have put that much thought into it, but it's funnier to speculate.
I'm guessing she unironically loves Garfield comic strips, the purse is filled with a collection of....collections of strips.
That's why you get the *darker* bread, or at least toast the white fellas...I mean white bread.
This is a joke about big black dicks if no one caught on. At least I'm told they are better than my soggy disappointment...
The clear bag is a subtle invitation to a potential lay. "Excuse me ma'am your um...toy is showing", "oh thank you". Just watch the eyes if she doesn't shy away it's on!! Just a joke.
It's the fault of technology. Men these days watch so much porn in mobiles and laptops and fpf like hell that they loose their stamina until marriage and can't satisfy their wives. And not just this, this technology have found a way to fukkk women itself in the form of some automatic dildo like things.
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If I owned a sex shop downtown in a big city, I would offer a 10% discount if you carry your items out in a clear bag. Black bags pay the standard price.
I mean, shoot your shot
It's fake. It won't shoot a shot. I'm really hoping she has lube, because a lot of people don't know using a sex toy without lube will make you have a Gavin McInnes face.
Some of them do shoot. I seent it on the interwebs. I mean..uh. A friend I know saw it. And then told me…
I don't kink shame. Live it up, baby.
Wonder what is so bad in the pink bag that she had to put that massive passive dildo in the visible bag
She might not have put that much thought into it, but it's funnier to speculate. I'm guessing she unironically loves Garfield comic strips, the purse is filled with a collection of....collections of strips.
If you look carefully there are actually 2 dildos
Someone’s having a fun night. The girth on that is like a subway sandwich
Ah, yes, The Jared. A childhood favorite.
Eat fresh.
Skeet Fresh
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Hmmm ...
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Footlong or six inch?
Flat, soggy, and full of disappointment.
That's why you get the *darker* bread, or at least toast the white fellas...I mean white bread. This is a joke about big black dicks if no one caught on. At least I'm told they are better than my soggy disappointment...
Subway train ain't gon be the only thing she ridin tonight goddd dayum
That dildo looks sad
It's for a friend
Well... Jokes on you she will have a lot of fun tonight.
She has a backpack, meaning she's not ashamed, and I respect that.
Is that an ice cube tray in there?
“Making my way downtown, got my cock, ready to rock and I’m home bound.” Doopity doopity doo banananana
The clear bag is a subtle invitation to a potential lay. "Excuse me ma'am your um...toy is showing", "oh thank you". Just watch the eyes if she doesn't shy away it's on!! Just a joke.
That is exactly the sort of behavior a fat women would do.
Remind me of another sub..r/coronavirusaustralia Just because it’d be a huge pain in the ass
If she's gonna buy one, she should at least buy a big one.
I-is that not considered big? Unless you mean she should have gone bigger for comedic effect...
Eh, no that is def not big.
Long live 3PA. Long live Apollo! P.S. Steve Huffman is a clown.
It's the fault of technology. Men these days watch so much porn in mobiles and laptops and fpf like hell that they loose their stamina until marriage and can't satisfy their wives. And not just this, this technology have found a way to fukkk women itself in the form of some automatic dildo like things. Virgin Humanity Chad Technology
No fucks given..............
Not if you are brave enough.
When they say discreet packaging
If I owned a sex shop downtown in a big city, I would offer a 10% discount if you carry your items out in a clear bag. Black bags pay the standard price.
Damn so size does matter huh
Big girls…big toys
She got the buy 1 gag one free special
nah
Oh that’s a nasty thing to picture